That's a good thing to say, and it's a good question. You Shaolin Temple treat me well? Bah, those monks in Shaolin Temple are all perverted and hypocritical guys, making all kinds of bullshit rules and regulations, used to torture themselves and others, what is not allowed to eat meat, what is not allowed to drink, what is not lustful, all are a pile of rotten shit, not only torture themselves, but also disgusting others......" The void monk snorted heavily and sneered.

The monk of the empty ring interrupted: "Only by cultivating hardships and accumulating virtue in this life will you be blessed in the next life." Most of the people in the world are ignorant, they don't understand this, and we have no right to blame them. The law of Shaolin Temple has always been like this, and we didn't use a knife to force you to enter our Shaolin Temple to practice, why are you talking nonsense at this moment?"

"This ...... This...... In short, during the period of Lao Tzu's life in the Shaolin Temple, he was as sad as holding and urine, and he could only sneak down the mountain every ten days to drink a few glasses of wine, eat some wine, and find one or two girls to have fun for a while, and Lao Tzu was about to become a madman. ”

"Amitabha, sin and sin. As a Shaolin disciple, you don't know how to clean yourself and love yourself, and you even commit sex and abstain from alcohol and meat, and you are embarrassed to ...... shamelessly here."

"What is there to be ashamed of eating meat and drinking wine and sleeping with a woman? Life in the world, the picture is a happy life, the whole nest in the Shaolin Temple, is to know that chanting and praying to the Buddha statue all day and night is just a waste of precious time and life, this is worthy of shame!"

"Amitabha, Void ......"

"Ah, you big-headed ghost, stinky bald, don't talk to me about Guanyin Bodhisattva, what Buddha is Buddha, what kind of good money boy, I don't eat your bullshit theory. What bodhisattvas and Buddhas are compassionate, what magic is boundless, they are all things that deceive people, do you think I don't know?"

"If this is the case, why have I never seen the Bodhisattva Buddha appear? Why are so many people starving to death in this world? Why is there still such a thing as a child being eaten? Why is there still a matter of fighting and looting? Why are there still all kinds of natural disasters and man-made disasters? Why are so many people still dying?"

"Isn't the Bodhisattva Buddha in your mouth kind-hearted and with boundless power? Why didn't the Bodhisattva or the Buddha save them? Isn't the Bodhisattva Buddha the most fond of relieving the suffering and relieving the suffering? Why don't they come forward at such a moment?"

"Bodhisattva, Buddha, past life, present life, province, province, there is no Bodhisattva Buddha in this world at all, that's just that you don't dare to face the reality, it's just something you come up with by deceiving yourself and others. If you want to lie to me, there is no door. This world is like this, the weak eat the strong, whoever has high martial arts, who has good strategies, whose head is good, whose sword is strong, who can live better. The day when we have to close our eyes and go away sooner or later, we will be happy when we live!"

The void monk crossed his hands on his waist and said confidently to the empty precepts.

The Void Ring Monk and the Void Cheng both became stiff and stuck there like wooden people, and they were obviously frightened by the theory that there were no ghosts and gods in the world and that they only wanted to live happily.

I don't know how long it has been, but the monk of the empty ring reacted, his eyes widened, and he said in a deep voice: "Void, you don't want to talk nonsense here, spread rumors to confuse the public, be careful that the heavens accept you." Why don't you hurry up and admit your mistake?"

Void laughed at the sky, and then said: "I'm just going to talk nonsense, gossip to confuse the public, I'll see what the Bodhisattva Buddha, the gods and immortals can do to me?"

Void shouted to the sky: "Celestial, you come down and beat me! You beat me to death with thunder and lightning! Celestial, if you have the ability, come down and let me go! What's the matter, don't you dare?"

At this point, he laughed out loud and arrogantly, and his voice went straight to Xiaohan, and the aftermath floated back and forth between heaven and earth, but there was not even a little change in the wool in the sky, the clouds were still flowing on their own, and the sunset was still flowing on their own, and there was no phenomenon of wind and clouds changing color at all.

After the void calmed down, he looked at the monk of the empty ring and said: "Old donkey of the empty ring, why do you want me to do this? It doesn't hurt to tell you, anyway, your uncle and nephew have been hit by my 'numb tendon to force powder', and their internal strength and true qi have all been lost, and their body is sore, so it is impossible to escape from the palm of my hand at all." ”

"'Ma tendon to force powder', isn't this the unique secret medicine of Lu Qinghua, the poisonous tooth of the owner of the Tailian cottage?" The empty ring monk opened his eyes wide, his face was full of horror, and he blurted out the question.

"Yes, this is the unique secret medicine of Lu Qinghua, the poisonous tooth of the owner of Tailian Cottage. "Empty and complacent admit.

The Void Ring Monk restrained his expression for a moment, and then said, "Why do you have a void, where did you get it......? Are you already colluding with each other?"

Xu's face changed, and he said: "What collusion? I am Lu Qinghua, the poisonous tooth of the owner of the Tailian Mountain Cottage." ”

As soon as these words came out, the faces of the Void Ring Monk and Xucheng changed greatly, and their eyes almost flew out, looking at Void with an incredible look.

Before he could do it, the monk of the empty ring said in surprise: "What? Is your head burned out? Why do you talk like this? Although the poor monk has never spoken to Lu Qinghua, he has still met with him once or twice. Poisonous tooth Lu Qinghua's appearance and figure are not at all similar to you. ”

"Lu Qinghua's whole body is extremely fat, at least two or three hundred pounds in weight, where is there a deficiency that you are so lean? Besides, the poisonous tooth Lu Qinghua's nose is fat and flat, where is it similar to your nose? The poisonous tooth Lu Qinghua's eyebrows and eyelashes are short and light, where is there a deficiency that you are so dense, long, and black? His face is full of fat meat, where is it a little similar to you? Finally, I want to say that although Lu Qinghua's hair was half-bald in the past, it was not lacking in your head so clean. If you want to deceive us, you have to find some reasonable excuses......"

Void contemptuously looked at the Void Ring Monk and interrupted: "The entire Void Ring Bald Donkey, your vision is so short-sighted, don't you know that people will change?"

"But this change is too big, isn't it? This is not this person at all! How can you be a poisonous tooth Lu Qinghua? You are not talking nonsense?"

Void pursed his lips, frowned, and said lightly: "No wonder you don't believe that I am the poisonous tooth Lu Qinghua." After all, I've changed so much in the past four years that even I feel incredible. But I'm going to show things, words, and reasons to make you believe. ”

Void stretched out his right hand, wiped it on his nose, and then touched his eyes, and somehow on his hands, there was a fake nose that I didn't know what to make of, a lot of false eyebrows and some eyelashes, revealing his true appearance - a flat nose, sparse, light and short eyebrows and eyelashes.

The empty ring monk and the two people were taken aback by the actions and changes of the void again, and they already believed that the void was the poisonous tooth of the Tailian cottage master Lu Qinghua, and there were only one or two traces of doubt left, but soon the next words of the void made their last one or two doubts disappear like a mist under the scorching sun.

Lu Qinghua continued: "I want to be at the beginning- About four years ago, my brother and I, about 1,400 people, formed a camp on the Tailian Mountain, more than ten miles away from here, and gathered together, everyone robbed the house together, everyone ate a large piece of meat together, everyone ate wine together, everyone guessed the water together, the female slaves around us gathered, everyone united, blessed and shared hardships, and roared at the same time, and the sound of gathering together could almost be transmitted to Kyoto, and those days were like traveling in the sky, free, carefree, and happy. ”

"Is there anyone nearby who is not afraid of the 1,000 and hundreds of heroes and heroes of our Tailian Mountain? Who dares to provoke our Tailian Mountain characters? Even the government is afraid of us, and sends people to Tailian Mountain to duel with us for the second time, wanting to destroy us. But where can there be such a cheap thing? These people are all cowardly, useless, and afraid of death, and when they are ambushed by us, and we bravely kill dozens of people, they are so frightened that they start crying for their fathers and mothers, and their farts and flow, and they turn around one after another, and they run down the mountain, and some of them are so frightened that they drop their weapons and stay where they are, and beg for mercy on their knees. ”

"But later, I don't know how, you Shaolin Temple these troubled bald donkeys don't know who they heard to cry or more should be said to be instigated, actually sent about 400 characters out of the Shaolin Temple, and the weak and incompetent 300 scum of the government united, taking advantage of the dark night when the characters in our Tailian Mountain were drunk and scented, the soldiers were divided into four ways, one route led by a hundred Shaolin monks, and attacked the main village of our Tailian Mountain. ”

"Our Tailian Mountain characters are drunk and neglected to take precautions; second, your Shaolin Temple and the government are really playing this chess game beautifully, and the soldiers are coming in four ways, hitting us by surprise, so that we can take care of one and lose the other; third, the vanguard of your Shaolin Temple should have been carefully selected by the abbot, all of them are with strong martial arts, and one can win at least five or six people; fourth, the heroic behavior of your Shaolin monks has inspired the courage of those wastes in the government, so that they all seem to have changed as if they have changed and killed us desperately。 ”

"The four reasons for the defeat of our Tailian cottage in this battle that night were all after I went through that battle, I gathered the remaining more than 100 brothers in one place, and it took us two or three hours together to finally sum it up completely. ”

"The cottage of more than 1,400 people was defeated by more than 700 people, and only I, the owner of the village, fled in a hurry with more than 100 brothers, and this ending not only made me Lu someone discouraged, but also made me feel angry, ashamed, and shocked! What a big defeat this is! What a humiliation this is! What a defeat this is!"

"At that time, I made up my mind and swore alone that no matter what, I would take back the field on your Shaolin Temple. After a few days of thinking about it, my brothers and I finally came up with a plan where my surviving brothers secretly recruited troops and expanded our power. And I worked hard to lose weight and dress up, practice martial arts and drug skills, incarnate as a monk, sneak into the Shaolin Temple, wait for the opportunity to steal the strong martial arts cheats in the Shaolin Temple, and then practice with my brothers for eight or nine years, and when the skills arrive, I will go to your Shaolin Temple for revenge. ”

"The reason why we did this is because on the night of the duel, all the people in your Shaolin Temple were strong in martial arts, and there were eight or nine monks whose martial arts were super perverted. Such a martial art is too tempting, so I made up my mind to steal the martial arts secrets in the Shaolin Temple no matter what, and then practice with my brothers, and then go to your Shaolin Temple to ask for advice after the success. This should also be regarded as a strategy to treat others in the way of others. ”