In the evening, the twilight has blurred, and the bustling city streets are still bustling with people and traffic, all rushing home. Among the hurried pedestrians, there was a group of people walking slowly. High-rise buildings on both sides, pedestrians are in a hurry, but he is pacing leisurely, looking extremely chic.

The Taoist was wearing a light blue robe, carrying a long sword, holding a whisk in his left hand and a white cloth wrap in his right hand. With a seven-star crown on his head, canvas shoes on his feet, and gray hair, at first glance he thought he was an old man. But if you look at his face closely, he is extremely young, at most twenty-four or five years old.

Dressed like this, it feels like a hidden person or an actor who has just come out of the crew.

There were not many pedestrians on the road who looked at him curiously, but the Taoist turned a blind eye to the gaze of others, and still walked leisurely, but his lips squirmed, as if muttering something.

If you get closer, you can hear a song with a strange tune:

"When you get started, you must first look at the meaning, and you must take the heart before you speak.

First a thousand and then long, is the magic method of soldiers;

Selling light copy is the secret sect of the rivers and lakes.

Don't delay answering questions, don't be silent if you don't have a word.

Talking about men's lives, first a thousand and then long;

Talking about women's lives, first long and then thousand.

Everyone is lucky, and each descendant is ......"

This is the golden mantra of the rivers and lakes, the beginning of "Yingyao Chapter". "Golden Point" is the general name of the Jianghu artists who manage the fortune-telling and the face-to-face, and the "Yingyao Chapter", together with the "Military Horse Chapter", "Zha Fei Chapter" and "A Bao Chapter", is contained in Wang Tingzhi's "Fangshu Chronicles", which is the "Book of Heaven" for the warlocks to read the fortunes.

To put it bluntly, it is a thing that observes words and looks, judges the situation, sees people and talks about people, and talks about ghosts, also known as ancient mind reading.

Take "Yingyao Chapter" as an example, it is said at the beginning: "When you get started, you must first look at the meaning, and when you speak, you must first take the heart." "You can see it. As for the Qian, Long, Q, Qu, etc., which are often mentioned later, they are actually the knowledge of fooling people.

Among them, the full name of "Qian" is "Slow Qian", which means that they slowly make up a set of rhetoric to intimidate others, stimulate other people's emotions, and make them feel that something is not good;

Thousands of dragons add up, it is the modern famous NAC nerve chain adjustment technique, also known as the hell heaven method.

As for the questioning and Qu in the back, the "questioner" also means to ask questions while observing;

Asking and bending together is to first straighten out a person's psychological and emotional ups and downs, and when his soul is lost, he can reach a conclusion through questioning and observation. Then say it in the affirmative. Shock the other party and let the other party "bend", and then the other party has to be coiled even if it is a dragon, and it has to squat if it is a tiger.

Speaking of which, the identity of the Taoist is self-evident, he is neither a hidden master, nor a film and television actor, but a charlatan!

It's also a shame that he is so dedicated, and in order to cheat money for fortune telling, he also made a set of costume costumes. However, after knowing his identity, looking at his outfit again, there is no feeling of being born leisurely, but more like a monkey.

The Taoist himself doesn't think so, and he is even faintly complacent about his dress.

I saw him looking around as he walked, and as far as his eyes could see, he didn't know which girl's thighs and breasts were or the buildings on both sides of the street.

Suddenly!

The Taoist paused for a moment, followed the fragrance, and found a barbecue stall on the side of the road. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, he stepped forward in three or two steps, and said loudly: "Boss, come fifty mutton skewers, thirty meat tendons, twenty chili peppers, ten tendons, ten chicken wings, ten chicken hearts, three kidneys, and a dozen cold beers~~~" The momentum is chic, that heroic, and I didn't even take a breath after a series of breaths.

The boss raised his head, "Okay, you are a little ......" and the word "wait" after it had not yet come out, suddenly his eyes glared, and he shouted angrily: "It's you kid!

The Taoist began to wonder if he had provoked him by recruiting him? But when he saw the appearance of the boss clearly, his face also changed, and he secretly shouted in his heart: Isn't this the owner of the barbecue stall who was cheated by himself a few days ago for a bully meal?

At that time, he had just come to this city, and when he first arrived, he didn't even know anyone, and he paid the rent with all the money in his pocket, and his pocket was cleaner than his face. When I passed by a barbecue stall once, I couldn't help the desire of my tongue, and I had an idea, so I simply pretended to be a "plainclothes chengguan", and after eating and drinking nonsense, I also packed and took away a lot of ...... Looking around, isn't this the same stall at the beginning!

This is also to blame for his newcomer, unfamiliar with the terrain, and the dark sky. If it weren't for that, with the prudence he had cultivated from being troubled all year round, he would never have made such a simple mistake and sent himself to the door with a blank eye.

Do you want to pretend that you don't know each other and say that you have a twin brother?

The Taoist wanted to save it, but the barbecue boss didn't give him a chance at all, and scolded: "Little thief, I was deceived by you last time, this time look where you want to run!" stretched out two oily big hands and grabbed the Taoist.

The Taoist was startled, but he was still stealing this "Taoist robe" from the crew, where did he buy it if he got dirty? Suddenly leaned back, relying on years of experience in the past, and narrowly avoided the "sinful hands" stretched out by the boss. shouted: "Big brother's subordinates keep clothes, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding! Big brother, you listen to my explanation, ......" The temperament of a dignified person suddenly went seven or eight points.

Where would the eldest brother listen to his nonsense, and he took a mouthful of thick phlegm: "Misunderstanding you are paralyzed! Aren't you a plainclothes city manager? Ah? Why have you become a Taoist priest again?" The expression was resentful and angry: "If Lao Tzu doesn't beat your out today, Lao Tzu has your surname!"

Saying that, the eldest brother had bypassed the barbecue stall and came to the Taoist.

When the Taoist saw this, he knew that everything was in vain, so he simply retreated his body, arched again, and then turned around, skillfully squeezed through the crowd, like a swimming fish, got behind the crowd, and did not forget to turn around and shout: "Big brother, don't bother, I'll go home and pull the, I don't need you to fight." ”

It's infuriating, it's infuriating!

The eldest brother saw that he was slipping away quickly and planned to let him go. After all, how much is a meal worth? But when I heard the words of the Taoist who was almost teasing, I was immediately furious, and seeing that I couldn't catch up, I picked up a beer bottle and shouted: "Leave it for Lao Tzu!"

The green beer bottle swirled straight to the back of the Taoist's head, just like a rehearsal, and hit the back of the Taoist's head.

"Ouch-"

The Taoist screamed bitterly, I didn't expect the eldest brother to be so good, what kind of barbecue is there to sell in this martial arts stall, can't you rob the bank!

But complaining is complaining, but he didn't dare to stop fighting back, so he only took the time to turn around and raise his middle finger at the stall owner's eldest brother, shouting: "Barbecue seller, you wait for me, today our feud is over!"

Well, he also dared to let go of cruel words.

ran three streets and five alleys in a row, and the people who ran were out of breath and out of breath. When he turned around and saw that the stall owner hadn't caught up, he was reluctant to stop, bent over his knees, spit on a mouthful of spit, and gasped: "Phew! Isn't it just that I didn't have the money to eat your overlord meal a few days ago, and as for beating me when we meet? Grandma's, I don't ask what Dao Ye's identity is! Since Dao Ye entered the fortune-telling business, when is he not ready to run away? When he is not chased? If you run seriously, Liu Xiang may not be able to catch up with me, and you can still let you catch up with a barbecue seller?"

After taking a breath, I looked at a street lamp pole next to me, but how unpleasant it looked was, I couldn't help but vent my anger on the street lamp pole. His eyes widened, his anger sank, and he kicked it with a broken kick.

Bang!

Bang -

"Oh!"

The Taoist wailed, not knowing what was on the lamppole, and was shaken down by his kick, hitting the back of his head that had just been injured.

This time it was an injury on top of an injury, and the Taoist reached out to touch the back of his head, grinning in pain, and when he got it in front of him, he found that there was a trace of blood on his hands.

He didn't react for a while, and turned around angrily and scolded: "Who! Who is the sneak attack on Lao Tzu?

After scolding, I remembered that I might have been hit by something falling from a lamp pole, and I was completely self-inflicted. But the next moment, he was stunned again.

I saw an old man, an old man in a Taoist robe, appear in front of him, standing behind him and looking at him with a smile.

The evening breeze was blowing, the old man in the Taoist robe was swaying, his white hair was flying, and he was completely like a master. Although it is not as good as his own body, his temperament is much stronger than him.

The Taoist was stunned for a long time, and suddenly there was a spirit all over his body, and the sharp voice shouted, "You...... You...... Who are you?"

He was sure that when he ran over just now, he didn't say that the old man was there, and the young man didn't see a single one. And there is a straight alley behind him, and there is not even a fork in the road, when did this old Taoist priest appear behind him?

Could it be that it wasn't something that fell from a lamp pole that hit him, but an old fairy who fell from the sky?

Or rather...... Old ghost?

Inexplicably, the Taoist felt a yin wind blowing on the flat ground.

This is a crossroads carefully selected by Taoists, with dark streets and dim lights, one street in the north and south, and two narrow alleys in the east and west. In the past, it was an excellent terrain for advancing and retreating, defending left, slipping and running, but at this time, it made Taoists feel a little gloomy.

In the distance, I don't know which house is planted in front of the door, the branches of the trees are fangs and claws, under the cold light of the street lamp, the reflection is forested, it looks extremely hideous.

Deep in the alleys on the left and right, it was pitch black, and the lights couldn't reach it.

When the evening breeze blows, the leaves rattle and rattle, like countless ghosts clapping their hands and laughing at people.

The old Taoist priest turned a blind eye to the Taoist's reaction, and looked at him with both eyes, his eyes full of appreciation and admiration. Seeing the Taoist's two trembling tremors, his heart was furious, and he couldn't help but pull his legs and run wildly. The old Taoist priest waved the dust in his hand, which was basically the same as the Taoist, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, Xiaoyou, the poor Dao is a real person of the fire dragon, and he is a teacher of the Hidden Immortal Sect, not a ghost, let alone a strong beam." Just because he was calculated by traitors in the past, the Yuan Shen was trapped in the Shimen Supreme Treasure Immortal Mirror. Today, with the help of a little friend, I finally got out of trouble from within. As a token of gratitude, the poor road can meet the three wishes of the little friend, and if the little friend needs it, he can come to it. ”

Yuanshen, Hidden Immortal Sect, Youxian Mirror?

The Taoist was stunned for a while, and suddenly reacted: Could it be that he has met a colleague?

He didn't do anything just now, but the old Taoist priest helped one by one, one by one, and said something mysterious, almost with the words "I am a liar" written on his face.

As soon as he thought of this, the Taoist instantly put his mind at ease, but in the blink of an eye, he was angry again, and secretly said: Okay, the deception actually deceived the Taoist master......!

Don't look at these two as if they are repeated, but they are not.

It is possible to live forever and be immortal, and if you encounter some disasters, such as natural and man-made disasters, you may have to die. Immortality and immortality can just make up for this loophole.

As for why don't you just say that you don't die and don't die? Obviously, immortality may only guarantee that you won't die, maybe you should be old and you have to be old, or it's safer to add immortality.

Although this seems a bit wasteful, would the Taoist believe that the old Taoist priest could really fulfill his three wishes?

Joke!

He's completely making fun of the old Taoist!

It's a pity that the Taoist didn't notice that the old Taoist priest's feet were hanging in the air. At the feet of the old Taoist, a very quaint treasure mirror is facing upwards, projecting the figure of the old Taoist.

It turned out that the old Taoist's body was actually a phantom, and what appeared in front of the Taoist was just a mirror projection.

But now it's night, it's dark, and the street lights are dim. The Taoist had long thought that the other party was a liar, and he didn't find out for a while.

The old Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and muttered: "Immortality, immortality, immortality?" It took a long time to react, shook his head and looked at the Taoist, and said: "How can Xiaoyou have such an idea? Although the poor Dao knows a little about small arts, he can live forever and immortal, and even the patriarch of our sect has not been able to achieve it, so Xiaoyou should change his wish." ”

Pretend, pretend, really dedicated!

The Taoist said that he could give full marks to the old Taoist's dedication, but he was not interested in teasing each other again, and he hadn't even eaten dinner, so he waved his hand and said: "Okay uncle, look at me, we are together, even if you look for me, even if you find the wrong person, let's go find someone else." ”

The old Taoist priest was full of doubts, looked at the Taoist's outfit, and suddenly realized: "It turns out that Xiaoyou is also a fellow Taoist, so it seems that Lao Dao should call Xiaoyou a Taoist friend." No wonder Xiaoyou doesn't ask for gold, doesn't ask for silver, only seeks immortality, and other vain words for ordinary people. However, it may disappoint Xiaoyou, the old Taoist sect, although the people of the sect have been looking for immortals all their lives, they have never gained anything. Xiaoyou, you think this is good, immortality and immortality can't be given to you, but gold and silver treasures, beauty and fame can be chosen by Xiaoyou. ”

Heh, it's endless, isn't it?

Although he is also a liar, when telling fortunes, he also pays attention to your love and my wishes. If others don't want to, he doesn't cry and beg to force them. In comparison, this old man's behavior is a little shameful.

Thinking of this, the Taoist waved his hand impatiently and said: "Okay, old man! Although we make money without capital, we must have a degree in everything, and we can't force our heads without drinking water, right? But you can't be satisfied, and let me change it, this is a bit unauthentic, right? Do you have to let me say: My wish is for you to die, don't bother me. So you're going to feel better?"

"You ......" The old Taoist's face changed suddenly, and he pointed at the Taoist, angry and speechless.

Suddenly!

The old Taoist priest's eyes revealed a strong horror, and he shouted: "Don't!" With a white light rising under him, his face was distorted, as if he was enduring boundless pain.

Dao's heart jumped suddenly, what is going on? Looking down, he saw the old feet hanging in the air and the ancient mirror under his feet.

But seeing the white light flickering on the ancient mirror, the old man's body also distorted and trembled with the white light, and after a while, it turned into a flash of green smoke and dissipated.

Only then did the Taoist react, his heart was instantly filled with fear, and he shouted, "Ghost!"

But it's too late!

The light emitted by the ancient mirror scattered the old man's figure, and it was instantly transferred to the Taoist, fixing his body. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't even move a finger. Immediately after, the ancient mirror suddenly rose into the air and slammed into the back of the Taoist's head.

Suddenly, darkness struck, and only one thought flashed in the Taoist's mind: Dead, now it is certain to die!