Text Chapter Seventy-Six: The Best Loser
However, at this moment, the white-robed old man standing in the middle of the three people suddenly smiled and said, "Oops...... The old man lost his temper for a while, and he actually forgot the two juniors, no courtesy, no courtesy, children, hurry up......"
"Ahem...... It's rude......"
The other two old guys also blushed, and they pretended to speak at the moment.
When these words are spoken, there is a bit of the demeanor of the predecessors.
Ye Feng and Meng Qian's faces also looked much better, after all, these three old guys were all elders, and they couldn't put anything in front of each other.
"It's okay, it's okay......"
"Haha, since it's okay, it couldn't be better!"
"Tell me, children...... Where did you get this tea?
The words of the white-robed old man suddenly made Ye Feng and Meng Qian stunned.
The heart said that this old guy didn't have a problem there, why did he find someone to buy things as soon as they met?
But before a few people could react, the other two quit, and the old man with a red face immediately shouted: "Children, don't listen to this old fellow, I found this tea, and it should be sold to me, and I promise to pay the highest price!"
As soon as this one spoke, Ye Feng and Meng Qian suddenly became a little stupid. However, the more stupid things that made them stupid were still to come.
When the white-robed old man saw the two of them say this, he immediately became a little anxious, and hurriedly shouted, "Children...... Don't listen to these two guys' nonsense, how can such a good tea be bought with spirit stones? I have the best magic weapon...... No, I'll trade it for ...... you."
As soon as the word spirit weapon appeared, it was like the sound of rolling thunder, and all of a sudden Ye Feng, Meng Qian, and He Qiushui were all stunned on the spot.
What kind of airplane is this?
Especially Meng Qian, her eyes were about to pop out, and she couldn't help asking: "Senior, this kind of broken tea is useless except for gargling, why are you rushing to ask for it?"
Meng Qian never expected that as soon as she said this, the eyes of the three old men opposite her were red, as if they had killed their fathers and mothers.
"Rinse your mouth, damn it, I actually used the legendary enlightenment tea to rinse my mouth...... What immoral ghost would dare to do this?
"I'm a baby......
As soon as he saw this situation, Ye Feng was an idiot and immediately realized that the tea tree he had made was not an ordinary product.
"What is Enlightenment Tea?"
"That's the kind of tea you drink!" said the white-robed old man.
"It can make people feel the magic weapon of heaven and earth after drinking, the more master, the deeper the understanding. It is very helpful for the masters above the distraction to break through the bottleneck, we have been plagued by the bottleneck for a hundred or two hundred years now, and we are in urgent need of this kind of thing......"
"It's a pity that this thing is rare in the world, and there are so many people who want it that you can't see it on the market. As for the price, it is even more sky-high, and it is often traded with treasures, and occasionally a small amount is traded with spirit stones, but it is also a sky-high price......"
"One or two lazy teas generally need this number to change a little!"
Ye Feng understood at a glance, and immediately said, "One hundred thousand spirit stones?"
"Yes, it's a hundred thousand spirit stones!" said the bald old man.
After hearing this, Ye Feng couldn't help but say curiously, "One hundred thousand spirit stones don't seem to be very expensive......
Indeed, 100,000 spirit stones may be sky-high for low-level disciples, but for Ye Feng, it is nothing at all.
And these masters of the distraction period, I am afraid that it is impossible to take a mere 100,000 spirit stones, there should be no problem, right?
But when the people on the other side heard this, they all showed disdain. The white-robed old man sneered: "We don't use your low-grade spirit stones, but the best spirit stones, do you understand the best spirit stones?"
"Holy, ten...... 100,000 top-grade spirit stones!"
When Ye Feng heard this, he was taken aback. You must know that the different grades of spirit stones also have extremely huge differences in their value.
A top-grade spirit stone can be exchanged for tens of thousands of low-grade spirit stones, and 100,000 high-grade spirit stones can be converted into low-grade spirit stones, which is billions, such a terrifying number, it can be piled up into a mountain as high.
And this is not the end, the old man in the white robe then added, "This is only the price of one penny, if there is a catty, no one will change the spirit stone, they are all directly exchanged for spirit weapons or other precious materials......"
Hearing this, Ye Feng and Meng Qian were directly dumbfounded.
Only then did they know how expensive the tea they drank was, and where was this tea, it was simply a spirit stone......
But it's normal to think about it, the most difficult obstacle for monks to cultivate is the bottleneck, and they can't do anything about it.
In particular, high-level monks can sometimes even get stuck in the bottleneck for hundreds or thousands of years. In fact, most of the monks died of old age.
It's all because they didn't break through the bottleneck before the end of Shouyuan. So they attach great importance to things that can help them break through bottlenecks.
In addition, there are too few of these things, so they can often be fried at sky-high prices.
"Hair ...... Developed ......"
You must know that he has a living tea tree, even if this tea tree grows slowly, it has a few catties every year, right? This is completely an inexhaustible sea of gold and silver......
As for Meng Qian, she said directly with an incredible face: "Oh my God, I often use such valuable tea to rinse my mouth these days, how much have I wasted?"
As soon as Meng Qian said this, a group of people glared angrily, especially the three old men who were tortured by the bottleneck, and they wanted to beat her violently.
"I don't know if I've been running for this enlightenment tea for hundreds of years, and she's an old man, and it's good to use it to gargle......?
"Ye Feng, you kid is blessed...... How many more enlightenment teas are there, bring them quickly, the three seniors will definitely not treat you badly!"
As soon as he heard this, a thought flashed in Ye Feng's heart, that is, he must not let them know that he has a tea tree of enlightenment tea.
Once you know, you will have endless troubles. Anyway, the tea is here, and sooner or later you can get huge benefits, and you can't rush it.
So he immediately pretended to be depressed, and said helplessly: "I don't have enlightenment tea in my hand anymore, this is the last ......"
"Well, how can this be?" The three old men were anxious when they heard this, they finally found the treasure that broke through the bottleneck, why was it gone?
Where did Ye Feng dare to say any nonsense.
"That's right, these enlightenment teas come from the storage bag of the Demon Slayer Old Demon, and this thing doesn't look very good...... Plus it's only five taels in total, so I didn't take it seriously at the time, but recently I remembered that there was this thing, so I took it out and drank it, and it turned out to be almost drunk a few times......"
"How much?" said the white-robed old man hurriedly.
"Take out all the rest, I want it!"
The other old fellow shouted as well.
"This ...... I'm gone!"
In fact, he knew that Meng Qian still had one or two there, but he didn't know what Meng Qian's plans were, so he didn't dare to say it, lest people want to use it for themselves, but they were robbed by these old guys.
However, Meng Qian is obviously the kind of person who has no scheming, and when she saw that Ye Feng was forced by the three elders to sweat in her head, she hurriedly spoke.
"Brother Feng's tea has been drunk, but I still have it!"
"You have ......"
The three old men immediately gave up on Ye Feng and surrounded Meng Qian.
"Yes, my brother took out this thing a few days ago, and I drank it well, so my brother gave me two taels ......"
Meng Qian said with a smile.
"Oh, your brother is so generous, this is a real local tyrant, as soon as he makes a move, he is enlightened tea......"
"Whatever, I just need to enlighten the tea ......"
The bald old man then smiled and said, "Mengqian, I know you are the best, can you sell all the tea leaves to Uncle Shi......?"
"Get out of the way, a treasure wants to be exchanged for three taels of enlightenment tea? Do you have such a business? When I meet an elder like you, I blush for you!"
"Don't pay attention to that unserious guy, you still give me the enlightenment tea, if you say three or two, I will give you two spiritual weapons, and promise to let them recognize you as the master!"
As soon as the other two heard this, they stopped doing it, and hurriedly followed the price increase, and finally quarreled.
Meng Qian was dizzy by their quarrel, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, so she shouted directly: "Okay, okay, one person and one or two, and keep the rest for my parents...... If you quarrel again, I won't give anyone anything!"
As soon as they heard Meng Qian say this, the three of them immediately stopped arguing. One is that Mengqian's distribution is fair.
The other is also because the three coins of Wudao tea are also a lot, and if they are lucky, it is enough for them to break through the current bottleneck.
So they were very satisfied, and they didn't say anything more.
Then he couldn't wait for a divine light, enveloping Mengqian and the father and daughter, and disappeared in a flash. Apparently he took them home to find Wudao tea.
The three old guys couldn't wait, so much so that even the Yuanying level disliked flying slowly. I just flew with them.
After they left, Qiushui slowly walked to Ye Feng's side and said with a smile: "Senior brother, it's rare to have leisure today, don't you know how to invite people to tea?"
Ye Feng came to his senses at this time, hurriedly stretched out his hand, and said, "Senior sister, please sit down, I'll serve you tea!"
Saying that, Ye Feng hurriedly took out another teacup, and handed it to Qiushui with a cup of enlightenment tea. Then he smiled bitterly: "I really never dreamed that this thing was so valuable, if I had known that this was the case, I would definitely invite my junior sister to taste it together!"
"Senior brother really has this heart?"
"Of course!" Ye Feng said unashamedly.
"Huh...... In this case, then the little sister will come to the senior brother for tea in the future, and the senior brother should not be reluctant?"
Qiushui smiled and said, "Oh, by the way, people only like to drink Wudao tea!"
When Ye Feng heard this, he was slightly stunned at first, but soon understood that his secret had been discovered by others again.
"Senior sister, don't worry, if there is a senior brother to drink, there is a junior sister to drink!"
"Thank you, brother!"
"In this way, the autumn water borrows flowers to offer Buddha, replaces wine with tea, and toasts the senior brother with a cup!"
Ye Feng couldn't help but smile indifferently when he heard this, touched Qiushui slightly, and then smiled: "Drink together!"
The two immediately looked at each other and smiled, and then drank the enlightenment tea in their hands together.
Then, they felt a burst of clarity in their minds, and their eyes involuntarily met together, and then they felt a bang, and then they fell into each other's artistic conception again.
Ye Feng once again came to a bright moon, and he felt that the time and space around him seemed to be changing according to a mysterious and incomparably subtle way.
And the autumn water is once again plunged into a multicolored thing.
Here, the world changes, the five elements run, and I don't know how much time is there.
The autumn water is completely immersed in it, and the avenue of heaven and earth is perceived.
Ye Feng and Qiu Shui, because of a cup of enlightenment tea, actually fell into divine cultivation again.
Just when Ye Feng and Mengqian were cultivating, the three old men also brought Mengqian's father and daughter to their residence. Because the three of them were so anxious, they didn't even say hello, and went straight to the place where they lived.
As a result, the streamer flickered, and after a few people entered. But now the lady is washing her feet.
This can make the three elders depressed, they are all high-ranking people,
Now I suddenly saw the junior nun washing her feet, which was really rude.
"I've seen three uncles!"
"You're welcome, you're welcome!"
"No need to be polite!"
"Just sit down......"
The three elders hurriedly waved their hands.
Their politeness made Mrs. Zhangjiao dumbfounded.
These three old fellows have always been known for their strictness, so they are often assigned to discipline the disciples of various religions outside, when did they become so easy to speak?
Just when the lady was puzzled, she hurriedly stood up and spoke on behalf of the three elders.
"Madame...... Is the tea that Meng Qian brought back a few days ago still there? The three elders want to buy it!"
"Oops......"
Madame was not happy when she heard this, and immediately blamed, "That kind of broken tea...... Why are you embarrassed to give it to the three elders, I have specially prepared good tea here!"
But what Madame never expected was that as soon as she said this, the three elders who had been waiting impatiently shouted together.
"I don't want anything, I just want that kind of enlightenment tea!"
"Yes, yes, yes...... I want that kind of enlightenment tea, if you don't give it to me, I'll be in a hurry with you."
......
Madame was dumbfounded.
She couldn't figure out what was going on, so she had to say differently: "That kind of discrepancy breaking aura is not rich enough, it's just that it tastes good, how can it be used to entertain the elders?"
"Don't talk nonsense......"
"Hurry up and take it out, you want to kill me in a hurry!"
"But ......"
"Madame, what ......?"
Seeing this situation, he couldn't help but say anxiously: "The elders want that kind of tea, you take it out and leave, what are you talking about?"
Madame's face suddenly became extremely ugly after hearing this, and then she smiled bitterly, "Husband, it's not that I'm verbose, it's just that I can't take out that tea......
"What?" everyone was taken aback when they heard this.
"Why can't you take it out?"
The old man in the white robe said anxiously: "Where are the tea leaves?
"This ......"
When the lady heard this, she immediately lowered her head with embarrassment, and said, "Actually, the tea is in front of you......
"Where are we in front of us?"
After hearing this, several people hurriedly swept their eyes, but they didn't find it, and then they all looked over in surprise.
In desperation. Madame had to awkwardly point to the wooden basin under her face and said, "Here?"
"En......"
Several people immediately turned their gazes to the wooden basin, and at the same time, their faces were full of doubt.
"Is this a footbath? Do you put tea in it?"
As soon as they thought of this possibility, the faces of these three old guys were so ugly and difficult that they almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood on the spot.
"It's not here...... It's ......."
Madame said weakly. At this time, she also realized that there was something wrong with the tea. Otherwise, he wouldn't be so valued by the three distraction masters, so he looked a little lacking in confidence when he spoke.
After a long while, the bald old man regained his strength, and then said with a nervous face: "You, you don't mean that you are washing your feet with it......
"This ...... I heard Xiaofeng say that this tea can make your feet more beautiful when you wash your feet......"
"Among the disciples' tea, it is the worst, so people use it!"
When my three masters of the distraction period heard this, they were just angry one by one, and they almost spewed out a few mouthfuls of old blood in anger.
"Wash ...... Washed the feet......"
Meng Qian was also stupid, only feeling a flock of crows flying overhead.
"Three uncles, how can you say that this is also brewed tea! In fact, the effect is still the same!"
When the three old men heard this, their old faces suddenly turned jet black.
Damn, this is a woman's footwash......
But the problem is that if you don't drink it, you will continue to be stuck in the bottleneck, maybe for a few hundred years. If you break through the bottleneck, you can at least win two or three thousand years of life for yourself.
However, after all, they are all highly qualified and high-ranking people, if they survive by drinking foot-washing water, then they must not become a joke in the immortal cultivation world?
It has been recited through the ages, and the fairy spirit sect has also been disgraced......
In short, if you don't drink it, you will die, and if you drink it, you will be ashamed.
Whether it's a death or a shame, choose one yourself!
"Husband, what do you mean by this? Why is this still called tea? It's obviously footwashing water?"
"What your husband means, let's spend a lot of money to buy your footwash water to drink......"
The black-robed old man said with a dark face.
"Ah, won't you?" When Madame heard this, she was immediately stupid, and hurriedly said, "Husband, are you stupid? How can you ...... like this?"
"Ahem......"
coughed twice in embarrassment, and then said with a wry smile: "It's not that I'm stupid, it's really, that" In short, even if it's footwashing water, it's very valuable! Trust me......
"Huh?" Madame was stunned again, and then hurriedly asked, "Husband, what is that tea, and why is it so valued by the elders?"
"Oh, ma'am. Trust me, you won't want to know, I think you'd better forget about it!"
"Stop talking nonsense, tell me quickly, what kind of tea is that?"
When he saw that his wife was angry, he didn't dare to continue to hide it, so he had to smile bitterly: "Yes, Wudao tea!"
"Enlightenment tea?"
Madame was slightly stunned at first, and then said in surprise: "Enlightenment tea? Is it the kind of tea that can help people realize the Tao?"
"That's right, that's it!" nodded helplessly.
"It's that thing......"
As soon as she heard the name of Wudao Tea, she immediately remembered it, and after the confirmation, she didn't say a word, and fell directly on the bed in pain.
"What kind of sin have I done...... I actually washed my feet with enlightenment tea, and I used one or two in one go...... One or two...... Husband, you've always wanted a spiritual weapon, but unfortunately we don't have enough financial resources and can't get it, but now it's good, I'm really a loser, and I lost two or three spiritual weapons all of a sudden......"