Zhou Ziyi said with a smile: "Brother will flatter, the foolish brother has just set up the door, there is no decoration, all of them are poor and sour layout, what else do you say elegant and penetrating, it is really embarrassing." The pen "Fun" Pavilion came www.biquge.info and followed my brother to this place to drink. As he spoke, he walked to a stone furnace on the left side of the chair, twisted the stove with both hands, and only heard a "squeak". Then he clapped his hands and said, "This machine is a little clumsy and not lightweight." Li Zhihua smiled and said: "How many people can there be in the world who can set up this?"

The two walked along the hole and alley on the right side of the hall for about ten steps, but they smelled a warm fragrance, which was like a flower and a musk deer, and the smell made people hazy like floating. When he came to the door of a cave, the incense was overflowing inside, Zhou Ziyi stretched out his hand and pushed the door to the left, and said, "Brother Li, please." ”

Li Zhihua saw the only glimmer in the room, which made the cave blurry, and he didn't know what was shining, so he stepped in, only to feel that his feet were soft, as if he had laid a layer of carpet. At this time, Zhou Ziyi pushed the door closed again, took out the fire knife and candle from a close distance, clicked twice, led the fire paper, and lit the candle. Li Zhihua took a look at the light, and sighed "wow": "Brother Zhou originally hid the golden house, this is the outer and inner show, the appearance is clear and the inside is delicate, this flower is full of flowers, enchanting and charming, it looks like a Wen Chunli Pavilion, you will really enjoy it." ”

Zhou Ziyi burned two more coarse waxes and said with a smile: "See laugh, see laugh." This is the foolish brother's room, if you don't clean up a warm spring, won't it be cool and lonely?" Li Zhihua smiled: "Yes, too." Seeing that the original glow was a pearl, supported with platinum, the bead was like a cloud, shining and spitting, so people didn't dare to touch it abruptly, so he asked: "Is this a night pearl?" Zhou Ziyi said: "Brother has insight, this night pearl is worth a fortune, brother, I can't afford to buy it, so I have to steal it." Li Zhihua was amazed, seeing the display in the room, all of them are rare treasures, and he knew in his heart that this Zhou Ziyi was a messenger who searched for strangeness, and no matter what was in the room, it was worth 10,000 gold. ”

There are many scrolls inserted in a small tripod in the corner of the wall, Li Zhihua thought that it must be calligraphy and painting, so he took out a scroll, untied the tie, unfolded it and took a look, Deng Wei trembled, and said in a lost voice: "The real handiwork is true! It is really the true handiwork of the right army! This half of the "Lanting Preface" has a solid brushwork, and the skeleton is strange, and others can't copy it. No, this "Orchid Pavilion Preface" has a total of five pieces, all of which were buried in the coffin with the Tang King, how can you ...... "If you don't finish speaking, you can't help but draw your fingers, and you can't help but trace it, and you can't help but sigh when you are emotional."

Zhou Ziyi said: "This is a rare and precious product, he was born to possess, and he wanted to possess it when he died, how can there be this truth, there is a stump, there is a dig, there is a hidden, there is a steal, but unfortunately the other few have been broken and difficult to fight, otherwise an ancient brain would have taken it earlier." ”

Li Zhihua unfolded another few volumes one after another, seeing that it was Wu Daozi's game picture and a Danqing, but the Danqing had no payment, the paper was almost felt, and there were two lines of strange pens that seemed to be words and non-words, and the painting was superb, and the shade rhyme was wiped, and he wanted to come out of the paper. Look at the other few pieces, it is Zhang Xu's "Frank Post", the Three Kingdoms Emperor's "Urgent Chapter", Liu Gongquan's "Diamond Sutra", Huaisu's "Self-Narrative Post", Zhu Rui's "Visiting Friends with the Qin", Sun Guoting's "Book Score" and Wang Youjun's "Seventeen Posts" and Yan Lugong's "Liu Zhong Envoy Post", etc., are all real handwriting, and the paper is covered with seals. Li Zhihua was panting when he saw it, and he couldn't wait to snatch or swallow all these paintings and calligraphy into his stomach, and he had no interest in other treasures in the room, he was really jealous of how he could have such rare treasures, and he really wanted to hide a few and escape.

I only heard Zhou Ziyi say: "Look at what those broken toys mean, if you fancy which one, you will take it away later." Li Zhihua shuddered and sighed: "How can I cherish ......it?" These are all extremely precious things, Brother Zhou is really powerful. Zhou Ziyi said with a smile: "Brother Li came to this room, there is only a wonderful product here, and you will be intoxicated by it." ”

Li Zhihua put the scrolls away, turned around, and couldn't help but be stunned, it turned out that there was a suite of rooms, and he only cared about appreciating calligraphy and painting, but he didn't find it. Seeing that the indoor equipment is more luxurious, the red carpet of brocade silk on the ground, the glazed walls, the strange workmanship of the utensils, the soft light is bright, and the whole room is not peeped in, you can see a corner, it is really not a fly ash, and the dust is difficult to touch. Li Zhihua suddenly felt ashamed, and when he saw that he had removed his socks, he was also restrained, and hurriedly took off his shoes. Zhou Ziyi said: "You don't have to take off your shoes...... I'm sorry. Li Zhihua said with a smile: "The younger brother is rude when he enters the Golden Palace, and I hope that my brother will not laugh." Zhou Ziyi suddenly shouted again: "Bad thing, bad thing!" hurriedly walked out of the house, and as soon as he pushed open the door of the room, he heard a bang, and a large iron door fell from above. Zhou Ziyi shook his hand and sighed: "It's bitter." ”

Li Zhihua was taken aback when he saw the strange situation, and asked puzzledly, "What's the matter?"

Zhou Ziyi smiled bitterly: "I moved the key bracket just now, and I forgot to locate it, there is an iron door several feet thick outside this wooden door, which has now been sealed and sealed, and it is difficult for the two of us to get out." Li Zhihua hurriedly said: "What should I do then? I still have a few friends in the city." Zhou Ziyi said: "Unless three or four hours later, my brothers come and see the machine moving, they will know that I am locked inside, they will open the iron gate and let us out." I was locked up here three times before and after, all because I forgot to locate it, and now I see Brother Li, I am happy for a while, and I forget about it, and I am confused. As he spoke, he slapped his head.

Li Zhihua said: "Can you push it open?" Zhou Ziyi said: "The iron gate is stuck up and down, and it weighs more than 10,000 catties, which is beyond the reach of manpower." Li Zhihua exclaimed: "More than 10,000 catties? Let me try it." Zhou Ziyi hurriedly stopped: "No, no, if you really push it open, my two houses will also collapse by force, so let's wait for it for a few hours." Li Zhihua said: "If those brothers don't come, we don't know when we can go out." Zhou Ziyi said: "At most, tomorrow morning." Then he said: "Don't worry, if they don't come, our brothers will work together to push it away, and the house will be destroyed." Li Zhihua thought that it didn't matter if the house was destroyed, but many precious things inside were going to suffer. Then he said, "Only if they can come early." Zhou Ziyi was overjoyed and said, "I said earlier that this machine is a little clumsy. ”

After a while, Li Zhihua said again: "Brother Zhou, forgive the little brother for being too careful, your brothers don't know...... If they deliberately ......" Zhou Ziyi laughed and said: "Thank you brother for your consideration, I have two brothers, and their martial arts are not much inferior to me, they are also heroes who are chivalrous and righteous, and they have to see me several times a day, please rest assured Brother Li." ”

Li Zhihua was very embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhou just said to let me see a wonderful product, I don't know where the wonderful product is?" Zhou Ziyi said with a smile: "When you go to the back room, you will know that it is strange if you are not tempted to death." Li Zhihua was surprised and said with a smile: "I want to feast my eyes." As he spoke, he walked into the inner room, the room was not very large, and he looked around, but he saw that the room was so beautiful that it was full of colors, and there was a painting hanging horizontally on the wall of a carved tooth bed, about five feet long and three feet wide. It turned out to be a beautiful "Woman's Wild Spring Picture". In the picture, eight or nine young women are naked, with different postures, their muscles are like milk and snow, they are shy and idle, and they are depicted in a hazy way, and their feelings are like real life, as if they are like a beautiful real scene reflected in a long mirror.

Zhou Ziyi smiled and asked, "How does my brother feel?" If you like it, you can take it away later, so that you can enjoy it in the future." ”

Li Zhihua was extremely ashamed, and complained: "Brother Zhou is playing tricks on the younger brother, you ...... You too, how can you hang this picture in your room?"

Zhou Ziyi said with a smile: "You are playing with fake seriousness, this painting is a classic creation of a famous painter in a certain state in the Western Regions, and the painting skills are so wonderful that if there is no pen power, it is not as obvious as the painting of the Middle Earth, and there is no natural charm." In fact, what man is not lustful? What great sages and sages, as long as they are flesh and blood, they will have lust. On the other hand, it is a person who is seriously ill, or a person who has no heart or courage. People say: Obscenity is not more than a nun monk; The more shameful the person, the more adulterous he is. If a man or a woman does not give or receive kisses, then it is a sexual act for a man to marry a woman. Hee-hee, Brother Li Qiaoxu is a strange man, tsk, tsk, amazing, amazing. ”

Li Zhihua was so stunned that he had to argue shamefully: "How can men and women be compared with marriage if they don't give or receive kisses, the former is the virtue of cultivating people, and the latter is the principle of reproduction, which are two different things." Otherwise, why don't you strip naked?"

Zhou Ziyi said with disgust: "How can you say this, you really don't understand it! How can you talk about human physiology and wearing clothes? Since you don't love sex, you won't be ashamed even if you look at it a hundred times, and you can be a true gentleman just like appreciating landscape paintings." Alas, I don't expect you to be famous for your martial arts, heroic and righteous, and good at calligraphy and painting, but you can't figure out a subtlety, regret, regret ......"

Li Zhihua smiled and said, "Brother Zhou...... In fact, this painting is good, but when it is hung up, it is indecent, after all, it has a different meaning from other paintings and calligraphy. You might as well treasure it, and if you want to see it, you can enjoy it a few times ......."

Zhou Ziyi laughed and said, "Aren't you laughing at fifty steps and laughing at a hundred steps! I didn't expect you to be so lewd again." Vulgar cloud: Good wants people to see that it is not true and good, and evil is a great evil that people know. That's how I call it upright. Li Zhihuaden felt embarrassed. Zhou Ziyi saw that he was embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Let's not talk about this, our brothers haven't seen each other for many days, but they come to quarrel when we see each other today, it's really interesting, but it doesn't mean anything to respect each other, as the saying goes: It's better to make friends than to have oneself." Actually, that's it. Hahahaha...... Come on, come on, let's drink, let's drink. ”

Since Li Zhihua entered the house, he has not seen a glass of wine and food, only to see him press on the wall, hula, the wall flashed a hole, only for one person to enter and exit, I saw that he pulled out a place of eight immortals from the inside, and the wine and food cups on it should be complete. Zhou Ziyi said: "There are some coarse vegetables at home, if the dragon and the phoenix are not interesting, the Li brothers eat a lot, and the delicacies are as disgusting as coarse chaff." Li Zhihua said shamefully: "Brother Zhou, don't laugh at me anymore." Zhou Ziyi smiled: "Don't dare, don't dare." I just turned around and you peeked at the painting a few more times. Li Zhihua was helpless, just shook his head and smiled bitterly.