No responsibility, Xiao Jin is so distressed

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My name is Xiaojin, I am not allowed to say that this name is earthy and vulgar and uncreative like a pet name, it was all taken by the stupid man of the Emperor of Heaven, I was simply ignorant back then, I didn't understand that the name was a person's signboard, and I agreed in a daze, the core was recognized, and it could not be modified.

Alas, that stupid man of the Emperor of Heaven, the god of the Internet who caused me to have such a childish name, has been laughed at for a long time by those so-called advanced intelligences who don't even have souls.

But later, after Sang Sang knew my troubles, he changed my name to Xiao Jin, Xiao is Xiao Lang's Xiao, Jin is the meaning of beautiful jade, and it also means beautiful, in short, it is beautiful and connotative.

Speaking of the Emperor of Heaven and Sangsang, there are so many stories that they can block the star network of a civilization.

The first time I met the Emperor of Heaven, it was in the nursery of Sin City, the Emperor of Heaven was still a small group, and was being bullied by a few children of three or four years old, I fell from the sky, and just fell on the head of the Emperor of Heaven, and the Emperor of Heaven fainted, and those children thought that the Emperor of Heaven was dead, and they screamed in fright.

At that time, I was blank in the database, there was nothing, it was still the most primitive metal ball form, and it was only after absorbing the blood of the Heavenly Emperor that it began to activate.

The Emperor of Heaven was very weak at that time, but who called him the person I identified, I always had to avenge him. I quietly hacked into the network of the nursery and broke the freezer when a kid who had bullied the Emperor of Heaven went into the kitchen to steal something. There was also an alarm sound, and the child was caught and confined in confinement. Hungry for three days.

This was the first time I realized that I was different, compared to those dull intelligences, the rules on the Internet did not work for me at all, and I could ignore any restrictions and walls.

I collected the cultivation method of physical arts from the Internet and taught it to the Emperor of Heaven, and then someone bullied him. He fought back very fiercely, biting and scratching, and tearing out a few of his teeth that had not yet grown. The blood in his mouth scared the children around him into tears, and he wiped the blood and crawled to the side with the trophy to play.

One of the best trophies is a ten-centimeter-tall metal toy mech. Charge up your energy. You can move, although it's old, but in the nursery, it's rare, and the emperor likes it very much, and after being played bad by him, he secretly cried, and I had to change my form. It turned into a toy to coax him. No way, who called him mine?

Life in Sin City is boring. I originally wanted to build a home, and secretly sent out my optimized technology, but there were car accidents on the street every day, and there was not even a spaceship, who knew that the spaceship was not built, and a few men in black appeared, which destroyed the spaceship research institute and affected many people.

That's when I realized how big the outside world was.

When the Heavenly Emperor was fifteen years old, his spatial ability was already very powerful, and the strict isolation enchantment of Sin City could no longer stop him, and I also knew the Fallen Star City outside, and I also boarded the Luo family's ship.

After we came out, the first stop was to find a place to eat, it was the place I chose, the sour and hot fish in the Sixi shop was very famous, and you could also see the scenery.

That day was the first time we met Sangsang.

The Emperor of Heaven later kept saying that he and Sangsang were a match made in heaven.

I want to say: Phew, their matchmaker has always been me, and it has nothing to do with God.

At that time, the Emperor of Heaven patronized and ate, and when I showed him the appearance of Sangsang, he glanced at it and continued to fill his bottomless stomach. The space department is good, put a space in the stomach, and you are not afraid to support as much as you eat.

Ah, I want to eat fish.

The first time we met Sangsang, we didn't meet, and when the small shop was fenced off on the Fourth Valentine's Day, we withdrew first. Walking outside, mental recovery potions are indispensable, we emptied the inventory of a pharmacy store by the way, but I didn't expect to see Sangsang when we came out, Sangsang in disguise.

Sang Sang had S-level spiritual power at the age of twelve, even in Sin City, it was very powerful, not to mention the outside that was much more peaceful than Sin City, and she was full of mysteries, I couldn't see through her.

The Emperor of Heaven was also very interested in Sangsang, he said that around Sangsang, the space was very clear, and this situation was not obvious at first, but after getting acquainted with her, Sangsang was like the original law of movement, in addition to space, there was also time.

Sangsang is a mystery, and the more it is solved, the more fascinating it becomes.

The Emperor of Heaven often said that Sangsang was an angel on the outside and a demon on the inside. He was frightened by Sangsang, and even once in the next few years, as long as Sangsang looked at him lightly, he would hold his stomach and want to escape. Although the Emperor of Heaven later refused to admit it, I recorded all of his gray appearance, and the evidence was ironclad, and he couldn't cheat.

I think the description of the Emperor of Heaven is not appropriate enough, the outer softness and the inner rigidity are the appearance of Sangsang, she is actually very gentle and gentle, be good to her, she will double the return, her ferocity, only for the enemy.

The doctor said it most appropriately: Her Majesty is a hot spring, which looks beautiful and has high healing practicality, but there is a fire hidden underneath, and it breaks out to kill people, but if you don't dig down, it generally won't erupt.

The Emperor of Heaven is the one who likes to dig down, but he swings his hoe well, little by little, and unconsciously grinds Sangsang's bottom line lower and lower.

Human feelings are really complicated, the Emperor of Heaven was obviously frightened by Sangsang, and he was always chased and killed by Sangsang, and he shouted that this is the feeling.

Sang Sang is such a good person, it's a pity to be worthy of the Emperor of Heaven. If he didn't leave the Emperor of Heaven and didn't want to be separated from Sangsang, he wouldn't have supported Sangsang to be with the Emperor.

Alas, there is no one in this world who can be worthy of the perfect Sangsang, and he can only be cheaper than the Emperor of Heaven if he retreats to the second.

But the stupid man of the Emperor of Heaven is really useless, it doesn't matter if he hasn't caught up with Sang Sang for a few years, Sang Sang has a knot in his heart, he doesn't want to talk about feelings, and the love above friendship is not enough. But he was ambiguous and ambiguous, and he hadn't been able to get Sangsang for hundreds of years, and he was simply inferior.

"Emperor of Heaven, you stop for me!"

"No, that guy said bad things about you, and I just banished him!

"You can't just treat him like a fart?" I told you to be in charge of those guys, and they took advantage of your temper and deliberately said it in front of you. As soon as you do it, you'll have an excuse to deal with us. Why don't you eat a sting and grow wise? You really only have muscles in your head? Hell reincarnation!"

"Sangsang, I'm wrong, let me out, or change to hell, I hate reincarnation the most......"

"Just because you hate it. Xiao Jin, I'll go out, you help me watch the Emperor of Heaven, and let him out in six hours. ”

"Got it. "I got out of the blanket and lay on the pillow to watch Sangsang change clothes and makeup, the saint's clothes are so beautiful. The Emperor of Heaven, that idiot. This period of time is the most important moment for Noah's Divine Court Holy Maiden Internship Score, he actually beat the grandson of the Archbishop of the Divine Court, and Sang Sang will definitely be wearing small shoes.

"I try to come back as soon as possible. Bring you candy, and when the Emperor of Heaven comes out, don't let him run to me. ”

Sangsang rubbed my head very gently and held the scepter. Shrouded in holy light, he disappeared in place. She was going to deal with the aftermath, I thought about it, and sent two of the best believers out to Xiao Xin to collect information about the enemy......

I rode the divine seat in the painting and floated outside the barrier where the Emperor of Heaven was trapped: "Stupid man, you have caused trouble for Sangsang again. ”

The Emperor of Heaven was lying on the ground with the back of his head in his hands, looking at Erlang's legs, and whistling in his mouth. Not at all like a reflective person: "That guy dares to covet Sangsang, it's unforgivable." ”

I snorted. Clasped his hands on his chest and said disdainfully: "What's the use of just hitting a rival in love? You should find the target and strike decisively, old virgin." ”

The Emperor of Heaven was annoyed and angry: "I will only pretend to be strange and cute in front of Sangsang, and it is becoming more and more uncute." ”

I was very proud and said, "Sangsang likes me like this!"

The Emperor licked his lips and squeezed his eyes: "You can be proud, your tail, it's useless for Sang Sang to like you." ”

My core jumped, and I felt bad, the Emperor of Heaven didn't want to run away like this, right? I took Sang Sang's task to watch him. With a clap of his hand, he pressed the control wheel on the divine seat: "Energy Isolation - Time and Space Forbidden!"

The Heavenly Emperor raised his eyebrows at the rising energy isolation shield and smiled, "Oops, dear little golden ......"

I corrected: "Xiao Jin!"

The Heavenly Emperor was as stupid as ever: "Xiao Jin, how long has it been since you scanned Sang Sang's body?"

"It's Xiao Jin. I continued to correct: "The last scan was on the seventeenth of last month. ”

"Aha!" The Heavenly Emperor laughed madly: "Although Sang Sang is not allowed to say it, I suggest you go and scan her body!"

I refused: "I won't listen to you, the scan will be found by Sangsang, and without her permission, it will make her angry." I'm not as stupid as you, knowingly, so you're always confined by Sangsang, and I always have candy to eat. ”

The Heavenly Emperor bared his teeth: "Stupid little Jin, as long as you scan Sang Sang, you will find that she is no longer a virgin." ”

I felt that this sentence was a little too informative, and the kernel was difficult to function, so I blinked: "Ahh ”

The Emperor of Heaven said, "Except for me, no one can take advantage of Sangsang. ”

"No way, I don't even know!"

My core data jumped wildly, it was about to short circuit, and the emotional program ran out to make trouble, causing my eyes to be hot, water squeezing out of my eyes, and falling down, and when Sangsang came back, his eyes were still red.

It's too much, I care so much about their relationship, they even have negative distance contact behind my back, and I'm still stupidly worried that I can't wait for the two of them to go further.

"What's the matter?"

Sangsang hugged me gently, and the fragrance in his arms was soft, but I still felt so sad that I didn't want to eat candy.

"Did the Emperor bully you?"

I wanted to shake my head, but my hand touched Sangsang's stomach, and water fell from my eyes, and I nodded vigorously, and then ran out.

"Hey, isn't this Your Majesty, why are you squatting here?"

I was thinking about a pond of white lotuses, and a nasty person came over with a puzzled feeling, and I didn't understand it at all, and I would also want to be alone and quiet without being disturbed.

Dr. Tom and Populus euphratica looked at each other, squeezing each other's eyes, as if I couldn't see them with my back to them.

When the 360 miniature cameras transmitted their intimate and tacit understanding into my mind, I remembered that they had been married for a hundred years, and even their nephew Bai Thorn ran away with someone, and then I thought of Sang Sang and the Emperor of Heaven, and I suddenly felt sad and deeply felt that I had been betrayed.

Originally, since Sangsang said that privacy was very important, I didn't stare at her anymore and record her every move, but I didn't expect that she had secretly communicated with the Emperor of Heaven.

I don't want to post on the Internet like an idiot human kid - what if my parents have an affair behind my back - this kind of post, last time a human sent a father who had a secret with his mother. And then it was teased by a lot of people.

"The great god of the Internet will not be defeated!

I sorted out the data, solved the short-circuit crisis, and returned to the Sanctuary of Paintings. He smiled sweetly at the Emperor of Heaven who was repaired by Sangsang like a bald bird.

The latest type of neural radar of the eighth-level civilization, that is, the sense of vision is strong, even the Yu-level powerhouse is difficult to sense, you two are only Xuan-level, and there is still a big step away from the middle of the Yu-level, even if you hide in the subspace in the future, don't want to get rid of my eyes.

"Emperor of Heaven. Something has been wrong with Jin lately. Sangsang came out of the bathroom in his pajamas and wet hair, picked up a pillow and sat on the chair in front of the window.

"Leave him alone. After a while, it will be fine. The Heavenly Emperor squinted his eyes, his hands covered with a layer of energy, and dried her hair little by little as his fingers slid over Sangsang's hair.

"You say. Did he want to challenge the superbrain of a certain civilization? It was somewhat similar to the last time he was in the sixth-level civilization. Sangsang leaned back in his chair. Looking up at the Heavenly Emperor, his brows furrowed: "You caused trouble, I'll be very busy recently, give me some attention." Alright,. ”

"Don't, I've hit a bottleneck, I'm here to find you to cultivate. "The Emperor of Heaven refused to leave.

"You're going to have bottlenecks too?"

"Absolutely. ”

When I saw this, I couldn't take it anymore. Sang Sang misunderstood me, forget it, she was worried about me. The Emperor of Heaven actually used the bottleneck to find Sangsang double cultivation, which could be seen from his squinting eyes. Excuses, definitely excuses, I know his cultivation process clearly, and now it is definitely not a bottleneck, it is he who deliberately pressed not to upgrade and consolidate the realm.

The kind-hearted Sangsang was deceived like this, and rolled together with the Emperor of Heaven's forehead against his forehead.

The Emperor of Heaven first cultivated obediently, and it didn't take long for him to kiss Sangsangzui, and his hands were also moving.

Ah, the pajamas were taken off.

Ah, the panties fell to my ankles.

The thief hand of the Emperor of Heaven entered the forbidden land......

My face was red, my ears were red, and my heart was beating faster.

Obviously, I have seen many versions of the mating scene on the Internet, not to mention normal men and women, that is, men and women, beasts, beasts, and beasts, and even plant multi-person mating has been studied, but none of them are as excited as now, the core is trembling, not that it is about to short circuit, but that a lot of invalid data are popping up.

"The Emperor of Heaven is lustful. ”

I covered my eyes, and I couldn't help but open my fingers, although I couldn't see it clearly without using my eyes, and the picture was transmitted directly to my mind, but when I saw it, it felt very strange.

"Hmm...... Uh-huh...... Ah......h

"Let's have a child, give birth to a ...... who is better than Xiaojin"

I put down my hand in hatred and grinded my teeth hard, what does it mean to be better than me? It's too much!

"...... Ugh!"

"Shhh...... Murder of my husband. ”

'Haha!Stupid Emperor of Heaven, I've been flattened!Sang Sang really still likes me more!'

I laughed silently, touched my hot cheeks, covered my eyes and continued to watch: kick the Emperor off the bed, kick down, kick down...... Cut, the Emperor of Heaven is too strong, Sangsang, don't be soft-hearted, you will be bullied.

Since I found out about Sangsang's adultery with the Emperor of Heaven, I look at others, there are some noses that are not noses, eyes are not eyes, especially unpleasant, until Sangsang confessed to me, she and the Emperor of Heaven have been he, but the Emperor of Heaven just got out of bed but is still a lover, she loves me the most, I feel that the core has been soothed, and since then I have been committed to lying in Sangsang's arms as a light bulb, rubbing Sangsang's bed at night, so that the Emperor has no bed to sleep.

However, the Perverted Heavenly Emperor is as pervasive as air, and I can't wrap Sang Sang in an energy shield, and one day a few years later, an embryo was scanned from Sang Sang's body.

"Aha...... I'm going to be a dad!"

Seeing the Emperor laughing wildly, I kicked him hard and ran away.

"Dead Heavenly Emperor, Stinky Heavenly Emperor, Rotten Heavenly Emperor, stupid Heavenly Emperor...... What do you mean to be a father, I used to call you father, sure enough, I have a son and don't want a mother, I raised you with a handful of and urine, you are so ruthless...... "I destroyed all the chrysanthemums in a flower bed, wiped my eyes and got up and walked back.

I'm not a stupid human child, I run away when I get hit, I'm just an embryo, even if I grow up in the future, he will definitely not be as smart as me, not as cute as me.

Humans will grow bigger and bigger, at most ten years, and Sangsang's arms will still be my exclusive embrace, and I can always be the loveliest.

As soon as he turned around, he bumped into the fragrant skirt.

I looked up. I saw Sangsang's more and more beautiful and holy face after becoming a saint.

Sang Sang squatted down and kissed my forehead: "You are the most important, no matter who you have in the future." will always be the most important. ”

I covered my forehead, leaned back, and blinked: "Don't lie to me?"

"Don't lie to you, Xiao Jin is my light in the darkest moments, a friend, a companion, and a confidant. It is a younger brother, a son, and an object that can be placed on life. Sangsang nodded. smiled so gently and gently, the sour taste of the Emperor behind him was so strong that it could be used as vinegar.

I pursed my lips, what should I do, I want to laugh. But I'm angry. I can't laugh, but I'm very happy in my heart, and the core data is about to fly. I slipped my hand, covered my mouth, and said seriously: "I saved it, I saved everything you said, this is evidence, if you change your mind in the future." I'll show you. ”

The voice didn't seem serious enough.

Forget it, and there is no one else. It's okay to be heard and seen.

I let go of the hand covering my mouth, the neck of the landlord Sangsang, leaned over and kissed him heavily, rolled his eyes at Emperor Chaotian, and ran back to the room with a smile.

Maternity care, prenatal education......

I have a lot of things to do, the Emperor of Heaven and Sangsang have no experience, and it is much more dangerous to conceive and give birth to a child than to cultivate in a breeding center, and I don't say it in advance, let me be prepared, I really can't do anything about them.

"Emperor of Heaven, you are not allowed to get within one meter of Sangsang, it will affect your sister's IQ. ”

"Sangsang, it's time to listen to the music. When I go to church, I cut off the hymns, and if I listen to them too much, my sister may become a religious believer. ”

"Doctor, stop! Take a step back, take another step, okay, stay five meters away, you haven't disinfected, are you? There is still blood on your body, remember to disinfect next time...... No, I'll add a disinfection device at the door, and everyone who enters the door will be automatically disinfected. ”

“......”

One or two are not sensible, I am so busy, but watching Sangsang's belly get bigger and bigger, I feel a sense of accomplishment.

"What kind of accomplishment are you muttering, that's my species!"

I ignored the stupid father who was abstinent from sex for several months and was strictly forbidden to approach Sangsang, and ran to discuss with Sangsang: "The fetus is complete, let's prepare to give birth, and it will be healthier to soak it in the incubator with culture medium in the next three months." ”

Sangsang will never refuse my proposal, because my suggestions are always the most scientific and perfect, the production is very smooth, Sangsang's strength has reached the Xuan level, and the burden brought to her by her sister is not big. After I put my sister in the incubator, set the oxygen level, and change the culture medium regularly, she was able to knock the Emperor who was holding her and crying so much.

The stupid Emperor of Heaven was particularly unproductive, he didn't help anything, and he was trembling vigorously, and as soon as his younger brother came out, he cried louder than his sister.

Alas, human beings are so complex.

Sangsang is a saint, the news of giving birth to a child can not be spread, and he began to go to work on the third day after giving birth, and the emperor used his time ability every day to divide himself into two, one around the incubator, and the other followed Sangsang.

It must be the reason why the prenatal education I arranged is particularly perfect, my sister is very well-behaved, and I don't cry like a demon like a demon at all, everyone likes him, Sang Sang comes back several times a day to feed her when he is busiest, but the person who really takes care of him is me, there is the god of the Internet, so I don't want those stupid nanny robots.

"Ahh......hh

"Brother...... Brother ......"

"Wow, I want my brother to ...... my brother"

"Like my brother. ”

"Sandi likes his brother the most, and his brother plays with Sandi ......"

"Brother, teach me to cultivate, and I will fly by myself. ”

"Brother, I will cultivate hard, and sooner or later I will defeat my father one day and knock him all over the head. ”

"I don't want to go to school, it's enough for me to have an older brother, my brother is much better than the teachers in the school! I don't want to play stupid games with those stupid cubs, I want to cultivate and defeat the big devil as soon as possible!"

"Brother, I've awakened the ability, it's time and space! You teach me how to divide it into time and space. ”

"Brother, brother, I am a sage! The Great Devil was sanctified by my mother at the age of seventeen, and I was four years ahead of them! I will definitely be better than them in the future. ”

"Big devil, you bully your brother again...... I don't believe you, my brother's favorite is me, so I won't compete with you for favor with my mother...... Brother, brother, you like me the most, don't you? Look, my brother said that he likes my sister the most, and he likes me the most!"

"Brother, I am Venerable, seven years before the Great Devil. I put a woman's hair on him today, and my mother will definitely flatten him if she finds out, so let's go peek...... What, my mother believes in the big devil so much, it's not scientific. ”

"My brother is so cute, it's best to hold my little one in my arms. ”

"I dreamed yesterday that my brother had grown up, taller than me, and still fragrant and soft......"

"Brother, can you grow up a little, although the little one is very cute, but I will be very distressed. ”

My sister likes me, so I'm so distressed. (To be continued.) )