Chapter 0053 Delicious Chicken Nuggets, Chasing Garan to Reveal the Truth
The silver head revealed the truth and said, "Great Sage, please let go of the little god, okay?"
The monkey grinned and said, "You have eaten all this roast chicken, and I will go down to accompany my master." Otherwise, my golden hoop is not a vegetarian. As the words fell, a golden light flew out of the monkey's ears and turned into a golden hoop with a thick bowl mouth, turning in the sky.
The golden head said with a smile: "Great Sage, we are all disciples of Buddhism-"
The monkey smiled: "General Goldhead, do you drink water every day?"
"Drink!" said the golden head with a smile.
"Do you know how many bugs are in a bowl of water?"
The golden head revealed that he smiled and said, "Great Sage, we drink pure water. ”
"Yes, show me your clean water. ”
The golden head turned over his hand, and a jade bowl appeared in his hand, and the bowl contained a bowl of pure water.
The monkey leaned up, took a look, was shocked, and said, "General Goldhead, is this kind of pure water that you usually drink?"
The golden head said unhappily: "Great Sage, this is the Buddha water that has been purified by chanting, please don't be disrespectful to the Buddha water." ”
"Haha, is this pure water? Why did I see 108,000 insects in this water?"
The golden head revealed that he said angrily: "Great Sage, don't bully me and other little gods, come to find happiness." ”
The monkey smiled and said, "I don't have the leisure to find you happy, you all come here, see for yourself, what's in this pure water?" The monkey pointed to the pure water, and the eighteen garans and the five directions were shocked, and in the pure water, there were dense small black worms, rolling and swimming in the water.
"Look at it, what is in this pure water? Worms, living worms, you drink a sip of pure water, and you will kill tens of thousands of living worms, and you dare to say the word "no killing" in front of Lao Sun?"
The golden-headed revelation was dumbfounded!
Yintou stammered and said, "Great Sage, you are a trick. ”
The Great Sage grinned and said: "Yintou, I'm not a trick, I'm a development method, don't believe it, you use your celestial mirror to take a look at it to see if the worms in this water are illusory." ”
The silver head revealed that his hands trembled slightly, and he used the celestial mirror to look at the pure water, and sure enough, those small insects showed their heads and faces in the mirror, and each small insect was swimming in the water.
The silver head reveals the truth like an electric shock, and the eighteen garans and the five directions reveal the truth to everyone loses color.
"In a mouthful of water, there are 108,000 insects, and this secret was told to me by my master. The monkey scratched his ears and cheeks happily, and when he pointed his hand again, all the insects in the clean water disappeared, and in the clean water bowl held by the golden head Jiedi, the water returned to its original state, clear and transparent, faintly emitting light.
"Haha, my master said, if you read more scriptures and understand the wisdom in the books, you should know that the scriptures have long said that there are 108,000 insects in a mouthful of pure water, and there are 108,000 mortal dust on a vegetable leaf. Now, do you dare to tell me that you don't kill or eat meat?"
The gold-headed revelation and the silver-headed revelation looked at each other. Eighteen Garans are as dumb as wooden chickens!
"Come on, come on, these roast chickens are all pure meat, and these chickens, you don't know how to kill them, and they are not killed for you, so you don't break the precepts by eating them. With a wave of the monkey's hand, the roast chicken split into two and four and flew to the mouths of the eighteen garans and the five directions.
Eighteen Garan and Wufang Jiedi instinctively dodged, but the roasted chicken nugget also followed them, and Meiyin Miaoyin Yu's hand did not dare to touch the slippery and greasy chicken, and when she opened her mouth to scold the monkey, the roasted chicken nugget flew into their mouths and slid down their throats into their stomachs. Mei Yin Garan and Miao Yin Garan were like being fixed by the method, and they were immediately fixed.
I drop a god, Meiyin Miaoyin has practiced for hundreds of years since he converted to Buddhism, cultivated the Garan god position, has always remembered the precepts of Buddhism, and never eats meat, but today, he was forcibly stuffed by a monkey into a piece of fragrant, smooth and greasy roast chicken with steam.
This, this, how can this be good?!
Mei Yin Miao Yin felt like the sky was falling in an instant, her face was pale, her mouth was wide open, and she was completely stupid!
On the other side, the other Garans were also chased by the roast chicken pieces, and the five parties even pulled out their swords, and the sword wind was whistling, but they couldn't hit the roast chicken nuggets that were chasing after the mouth.
The god of Liuding and the god of the four values laughed on the side. They are Taoist gods, and they are happy to see the people of Buddhism make a fool of themselves.
Of course, the happiest thing is the monkey, who has long been so happy to dance and somersault and turn around, and he can't stop at all.
With a few snaps, the golden head had to exert great mana, swinging his sword to slash the chicken nuggets that were chasing him, who knew that after the chicken nuggets were cut into several pieces, they instead attacked in groups, surrounded the golden heads, and stared at them, like experienced soldiers, staring at the golden head and preparing to attack.
Li Bing, the god of the year, said with a smile: "General Goldhead, you will suffer even more with a sword, every time you cut a chicken nugget, the chicken nugget will be divided into two, two into four, but more and more, if you want to dodge, in the end it will not work." ”
Liujia God King Wenqing gnawed on the chicken nuggets and said with a smile: "Gold and silver heads, beautiful sounds, don't be hypocritical, the great sage invites you to eat chicken, it's really kind, you can just accept it." ”
Sima Qing, the big jade girl in the Six Ding Gods, also smiled coquettishly: "Don't hide, everyone, unless you sacrifice the treasure of the master's sect, otherwise, you should obediently enjoy this delicious chicken! Well, the barbecue skills of the Sanzang Grand Master are really good." After speaking, he also pointed his red lips and smacked his lips.
With a few groans, another piece of chicken seized the opportunity and flew into the mouths of several Garans, reaching the stomach.
Liuding Liujia and Si Zhi Gong Cao were gloating on the side and nibbling on the chicken to watch jokes, sneering, but Eighteen Garan and Wufang Jiedi were chased by more and more chicken pieces and dodged everywhere.
The silver head revealed: "Great Sage, your joke is too much, I'm sorry, I'm going to use a treasure weapon." Before he finished his words, the Liujia God and the Four-Value Gong Cao God were already laughing and fell, and the Liuding Jade Goddesses all burst into tears of laughter.
Use treasure weapons to deal with roast chicken nuggets, this is spread, the cliff is an enduring joke in the god realm!
"Okay!" the Great Sage laughed, and with a gesture of his hand, the golden hoop rod in the sky fell, hitting the back of the silver head. The silver head fell to the ground, he opened his mouth in pain and screamed, and three pieces of chicken flew into his mouth, slid down his throat, and fell into his stomach. The Celestial Mirror Treasure in the Silver Head Revelation was half-held, and before he could use his mana power, the whole person was fixed, like a dojo sculpture.
Oh my God, he swallowed three pieces of chicken thigh meat in a row, and his back was smashed by the golden hoop stick of the Great Sage, which hurt his heart. Of course, for Yintou Jiedi, the most painful thing is his heart. He broke the vow, and the silver head felt that it was dark in front of him, and the sky was cracking.
In the trance of the silver head, the evil laughter of the Great Sage resounded in the sky: "Eighteen Garan, the five directions reveal the truth, you all ate Lao Sun's roast chicken pieces today, not bad, very face-saving." Tomorrow night, let's change the taste and continue!"
Silverhead revealed that he heard his heart shatter, and he wanted to shout to the great sage, don't, his subordinates have mercy, but he found that he couldn't make a sound at all.