197, all the women flattered
Everyone was frightened outside, and suddenly they were crying in the room, only to realize that there was no accident, and then their hearts palpitated. A series of strange things frightened the shopkeeper, and he complained and cursed, thinking that he was really tonight. Wu Kuanqiao went to check out, and when he saw it, he asked, "You are muttering a bear in your mouth?" The shopkeeper was so frightened that he dared to say more.
At this time, Li Zhihua stepped away with shame on his face, and Tu Podao asked eagerly, "What happened?"
Li Zhihua sighed and said embarrassedly: "It was a person who pretended to be a ghost at night and scared them unconscious, and he clicked a few acupoints, unable to move, so at first glance, he was suspicious of death, and he couldn't help but scream." Tu Podao was suddenly surprised: "No wonder I can't wake up for a long time." ”
He Taichong apologized: "It's all because of He, he almost hurt Brother Yanei, and he was in the next ......" Tu Podao scolded and scolded: "Which thief has such a dog guts, if he can be caught, Lao Tzu will really make him a fleshless bone ghost!"
Li Zhihua said: "Based on that person's fingering and what he heard, this person's martial arts are so high that he can be ranked among the top, and it seems that he is better than being stupid, it seems that this person does not want to make enemies with me, and it is really difficult to guess who the person is." ”
Several people were shocked when they heard about it. He Taichong secretly said: "Mo is coming to me? They helped me retreat from the enemy, this person or the enemy's strong shield, although he was angry with Li Zhihua and others, but he did not dare to offend him, so he used this method to ring a bell to warn him." Presumably so. ”
Li Zhihua also thought: "Since this person has such skills, why should he pretend to be a ghost to make a mystery, I think it is not other young and serious people." But this man said, 'Stay away from him, or you will be killed'? Hmph, this person is also very proud, this time it was just a loophole for you. ”
After a while, Zhu Shuzhen and the three of them came out dressed as men. Chu Chu suddenly saw Tu Podao and the others, and shouted in surprise: "Fourth Brother Tu, why are you here too?" Tu Podao nodded and smiled: "I went out of the village to look for you for several days, but I didn't expect to be able to meet here, and I worked a lot less." Zhu Shuzhen and Xiaohong felt shy and helpless when they saw the crowd. Tu Podao and He Taichong saw the two of them, and naturally understood in their hearts. Li Zhihua then introduced him again, and he had to be polite for a while.
There was no accident, and when everyone was in order, they got on their horses and left the inn.
Although all the things in the store were damaged, a lot of money was settled, and the shopkeeper was secretly lucky. If everyone doesn't give a penny and leaves, the store will have no way to call the official, and the only way to do it is to think that they are unlucky.
At noon, they had traveled sixty or seventy miles, and Tu Podao instructed six Zhuang Ding to find Tu Meng and others along the way, so that he could return to Zhuang as soon as possible. Soon he traveled to a market town, bought a chariot, and let all the injured Kunlun disciples sit in the car. In this way, in less than three days, he arrived in Zaoyang.
Tu Podao said: "It's only a day's journey to get home, stay here for a night today, get up tomorrow morning, let's find a restaurant tonight to drink a few glasses of it, and sleep beautifully that night to eliminate fatigue." "Everyone is there.
There are about 40 people in this group, and Tu Podao alone brought nearly 30 people, and the general restaurants and hotels can't be opened, but fortunately, Zaoyang Street Market is quite prosperous, and there is no shortage of larger hotels. So these people searched around with knives on their shoulders, causing the people on the street to stop and look at them in fear, only to say that they were the strongmen who had been defeated, and the cars were pulled by either the looted objects or the same kind that were injured by the fight.
Soon I found a very large restaurant, and there was also a restaurant opposite, and I saw that the other side was full of diners, and the sound of drinking wine and the beautiful songs of obscene words and songs were full of laughter. The nearby hotel is so cold that there is no sound of alcohol, the owner and the men are leaning on the door and looking at the opposite side with jealousy, and the guests of the hotel in Bawang have escaped after eating, or the store can lose the fire and burn it clean.
Tu Podao smiled and scolded when he saw it: "Wu Na bird, stand still and do nothing! Quickly make a few tables of banquets with the masters, so that the wine shop can also have a happy scene!"
The shopkeeper followed the sound and took a look, but saw dozens of people driving horses and cars, all of them lacked wine, it was a big field, and the heart was ecstatic, and saw a short fight, a light knife and a bright gun, and was so shocked that he felt numb, lest he be an ordinary lover, if he didn't pay for the meal and opened the road directly, but it was difficult. stepped forward and stumbled, and sang a big sentence to Tu Podao: "The people of the king eat and drink a lot, and they are afraid that the small shop will not have enough food and wine." If you snub the king a little, the villain will not be able to afford to eat ......"
Tu Podao scolded with a smile: "Who is the king of the mountain, don't you be afraid that Lao Tzu will not give money? ”
The shopkeeper is overjoyed, praised inexhaustibly, busy drinking a dry and idle servant to adjust the table and chairs, set up wine and food, here Ku Han Le waist, pouting and stabbing the fire, then the furnace dust is filled, followed by a burst of crackling firecrackers and anger, blowing up confetti, gunpowder smoke scattered, if it is a big festival wedding in general. The wine crowd and the street walkers all looked at each other, proud that the shopkeeper was proud of his toes, and looked at the opposite side with contempt.
Tu Podao walked over and said: "Although good wine and good food are served, as long as you eat happily, you will never let this dog thief make a fortune." Then he handed him two ingots of horseshoe gold, urging him to buy fresh wine and food. When the shopkeeper saw the gold at first glance, he was so panicked that he was depressed, and he bowed down to his father. Tu Podao laughed happily, and said coolly: "Son, take it, it's not enough for the master to give it again!" The shopkeeper didn't dare to say anything, thinking that just these two ingots of hoof gold would be enough to put ten tables of first-class banquets.
There is gold and silver to open the way, the shopkeeper is busy before and after, tired as a cow, meticulous service, very want to drag their mother-in-law out of singing for fun, and afraid of people old pearl yellow, voice like a bullfrog, and the appearance is also rotten, not only useless, if you surprise the guests but not beautiful, secretly complain about Su when he is proud of his cooking skills, but neglect to raise a few more young flower girls to spare, so that the door is light, blind livelihood, no wonder the opposite business is booming, but people have tricks, you can not accept it?
There are six tables of banquets, three upstairs and three downstairs. Li Zhihua, Tu Podao, He Taichong, Wu Kuan and others ate downstairs, Zhu Shuzhen and others sat upstairs with some women and children, and some mediocre people sat upstairs.
Less, wine, vegetables and fish run through the end, only to see that there is soil in the Chen, the plate is full of freshness, birds and beasts, water and grass inhabit, everything is available, all of them are delicious. The wine is standing upright, holding and pouring respectfully, and the fruit is old and fragrant, and the nose and throat are greedy. Tu Podao had an unbearable desire for wine, so he first drank it himself, and then broke it, praised the good wine, and bluffed the wine servant against the wall. Li Zhihua praised happily: "The fourth brother is indeed massive!" Tu Podao said: "Your brother is not stupid, but also a surprisingly large amount of wine, I first serve his amount of alcohol, and then serve his martial arts, if it comes to gambling and drinking, I am afraid that I will not be defeated, he has eaten more than ten drinks in my village." But he loves to pee, I don't love pee. ”
The crowd laughed. He Taichong smiled and said: "Then you two are indistinguishable, good opponents in wine." ”
So everyone drank to their heart's content, and in less than half an hour, there was already ** empty brewing all over the ground. At this time, the shopkeeper personally brought the wine to him, and Mrs. He asked puzzledly: "You have a hotel with a high elegance, wine and coriander are beautiful, how can it be so rare that diners?" The shopkeeper said: "Back to the guest, I only complain that the small brain melon seeds are not alive, and I love to admit death, and I always feel that our cooking skills are not bad, but the tree does not fall, but people often say 'wine color and wine color', but these two things are difficult to separate. Because we don't believe in this evil, that's why we suffer cash losses. The person in charge of the hotel opposite is still the villain's apprentice, but he didn't expect to work against me, and he has no conscience, but fortunately the little one didn't teach him all the skills. But people are young and smart, and there are a few stinky fox aunts to attract guests, and even many of his sisters and aunts are invited to compete for prostitution.
Tu Podao smiled: "What's so difficult about this, you might as well invite a few girls to compete with them, and he can help you." ”
The shopkeeper sighed: "I thought about it, but my mother-in-law didn't allow it, for fear that my presumptuous would lead to the ruin of the family business. Masters, please think about it, how can the little one be such a slut?"
Everyone laughed heartily, Li Zhihua took out a ingot, handed it to him, and said, "Take a few teeth to make offerings." The shopkeeper saw that there were five taels of silver, and he was paralyzed with joy, thinking that these people were all bold and happy God of Wealth, and reluctantly apologized: "What a refreshing and benevolent guest, the toothpicks and other scattered small things in this store dare not collect cash from customers." Li Zhihua said: "The right to work hard, and then make a few fresh and tender water products for my brother to taste before it is a full banquet." The shopkeeper was secretly happy to receive the silver, and Song De returned for a while, thinking: "These few fruit are some green forest heroes, if there are not many people, they will never come here to the cold, the son said to let a few fresh and tender water products to taste, do you want to ...... Only in this way can it be called a full table. That's right!"
The more the shopkeeper thought about it, the happier he became, and seemed to reward him with some horseshoe gold and silver ingots, and busily arranged for it.
At this moment, the wine and food preparations have been completed, and everyone has risen to eat, and they have made fists. Li Zhihua is not good at boxing orders, and has lost many battles, but fortunately, he drank Daigo fairy liquid, ten thousand cups are not drunk, and he is drunk to the cup, and his face is not colored, and he will be slaughtered, and everyone is shocked.
When I drank it in the middle, I smelled a crisp sound, and everyone laughed greasy, and then a strong fragrance of fat powder wafted in. The curtain was lifted, but five or six young women poured in. Everyone was surprised, but they saw that these women had heavy eyebrows and deep mouths, thick rouge, and were dressed extremely bewitchingly. When they saw that Li Zhihua and Tu Podao were so handsome and majestic, they shivered and gasped, and for a while, they screamed sweetly and softly, as if they were hungry and thirsty, they stretched out their arms and hugged them, and their lips were messy.
Although these four of them belong to the warriors of the rivers and lakes, they are all famous and orthodox heroes, who have ever been in such a battle, seeing the women's demeanor astringent**, as if they don't know that there is a word shame in the world, just like a violent man Feng Jiajiao. The four of them were stunned. Li Zhihua was born handsome and elegant, not out of the ordinary, but also the women who were lewd, for a while like a wasp drilling, calling his brother indiscriminately, and the means were very rude. Li Zhihua pushed them away, and saw that Tu Podao was also entangled by the two women, so he was at a loss, and another woman was sitting on Wu Kuan's lap and was climbing his neck to pour wine.