Not everything is good for the future, just like this poem, which came out in this era, is also a limerick poem. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's like chatting with two people in the 21st century, sometimes "SORRY" and "OK" come up. Everybody knew it was English, but suddenly a guy came up to me and said, "Yo, buddy, okay! Great English, London." ”

This picture is really beautiful.

Now, Lu Dayong felt this way, he glared at his second master viciously, and he couldn't cover his mouth.

But the second master didn't understand, and he still didn't know how to pretend to understand: "It's really good to write! Of course, life is precious, and everyone has only one." Love, it should be OOX! This is more bullish, when OOX, the soul is going to fly, isn't it higher......"

This translation is really amazing. A good chant, he can translate a good wet hand. This man is really amazing.

"Really, is it good? Then you understand what I mean?" Gu Fan asked as he forcibly pumped him.

He doesn't care about poetry or anything, he came to this world to learn martial arts, not to learn poetry. The important thing is to confess, to show innocence, and there is no habit of robbing people's wives, understand?

"Yes, yes. ”

"Understood, understood. ”

Gu Fan's limerick poems are so direct and clear, everyone understands them, let alone them.

"Then why does the real person go to the river every day to relax? ”

After talking for a long time, I came back around.

Well--it's still a thief, and the second master is not at ease!

"Alas, the mind is not clear, and there is no way to detach it!" said Gu Fan.

"Then how can a real person have a good mind?" Lu Dayong asked.

Lu Dayong is different from the second master, he really wants to tie up Gu Fan. It can even be said that when he saw Huang Shang, the first person in the world that year, Lu Dayong had an idea and had the intention to let his children and grandchildren worship under Gu Fan.

Now, he just needs to be closer to each other before he wants to speak.

Gu Fan glanced at him, thought for a moment, and then said: "There is a kind of martial art in the world, called "Northern Spiritual Skill". "Zhuangzi" "Getaway" has clouds: "There are those who are in the north of the poor sea, and there are also those in the heavenly pool." There are fish and fish, which are thousands of miles wide, and they are not known to be cultivated. "And if the accumulation of water is not thick, then the boat is not strong." Cover the cup of water on the top of the hall, then the mustard is the boat; the cup is glued, the water is shallow and the boat is big. It is the martial arts of this school, and the accumulation of internal strength is the first priority. The internal force is thick, and all the martial arts in the world are used by me, as if the north is underworld, the big boats and small boats are all loaded, and the big fish and small fish are all tolerated. ”

"There is another merit, called "Transformation Dafa". Ding Chunqiu of the Northern Song Dynasty used this to kill countless people in his life. When I heard the words "Huagong Dafa" in the martial arts, I was disgusted and hated, and my heart was shocked. ”

"There is also a name "Wedding Dress Divine Skill", because the wedding dress magic skill is too violent, so when it is practiced to six or seven percent, all the skills that have been refined must be destroyed, and then practiced from the beginning. ”

"I really want to see it!"

Gu Fan didn't think they could find these three divine skills. It's just that being idle is idle anyway, just like when he talks about "The Legend of the White Snake", boring and passing the time.

However, they could not be persuaded to believe it. "Yes, real people. We will definitely find these three internal skills. ”

They responded directly, but Gu Fan couldn't answer. "Alright, alright. Go, go!" Gu Fan waved his hand, let them be.

As soon as Lu Dayong left, he immediately gathered people and said Gu Fan's request.

He said, "This is what a real man wants." You immediately arranged for personnel to search for it. ”

"Big boss, we haven't heard of these three kinds of martial arts, how can we find them?"

Whether it is "Northern Shengong" or "Huagong Dafa", this is the real upper-level exercise. And it belongs to the exercises that only a few people know. It's normal for Taihu Lake bandits not to know.

As for the "Wedding Dress Divine Skill", it is a practice of another universe, and they have no reason to know it.

"I don't know, I'm going to ask, what do you want a mouth for?" the second master slapped the table angrily.

He has already patted Gu Fan's chest, so he must find it. Otherwise, if Gu Fan stayed by the river any longer, he would have to have a nervous breakdown.

Gu Fan just said it casually, but it caused the entire Taihu Lake bandits to get busy. The connections and the land were all mobilized by them.

Miraculous, they were not found. However, later, Lu Dayong's son was lucky enough to find Peach Blossom Island, worshiped under Huang Laoxi, and was renamed Lu Chengfeng by Huang Laoxi.

Of course, this is a matter for the future, so let's not talk about it for the time being.

Gu Fan realized the artistic conception first, so that the internal strength turned into a bottleneck. How to compress and atomize the true qi under the artistic conception of "escape" really stumped him.

"Run, run...... (1) Leave quickly for fear of being caught: escape|escape|escape|escape|escape. (2) Avoid: skipping school, fare evasion, debt evasion, tax evasion, and class evasion. Avoid things you don't want or dare to touch. ”

"Run, die. ”

"Xu You fled. ”

Gu Fan didn't expect to find three internal skills, so as soon as Lu Da used them to leave, Gu Fan started to play the premise of "escape" under the premise of "escape".

"Shuowen", "Zhuangzi", "Han Feizi". As long as there is a commentary on escape in this age, he has read them all.

This time, many people thought he was a scholar.

At the same time, Gu Fan's confessional poem also spread.

"Miss, miss. ”

Hearing this poem, the most angry person was Lin Chaoying. On the contrary, after her son Lin Shiqi heard this limerick poem, he laughed and said, "Let Miss out." ”

As soon as Lin Chaoying ended the ban, she left the house and went straight to Linjia Village, and Yahuan desperately called her, but it was useless.

However, she ran to Linjia Village angrily, and when she saw Gu Fan, she didn't know what to say.

"What's the matter?" Gu Fan saw her coming in a hurry, and he didn't make a sound, and asked first.

Lin Chaoying instead stood up: "You, can you still make poems?"

Gu Fan raised his eyebrows, noncommittal.

Yahuan immediately helped: "Life is precious, and love is better." If it is free, both can be thrown. This is poetry, limerick poetry is better than this. ”

Since the second masturbation has been a good wet hand. Listening to this wetness again, the corners of Gu Fan's eyes twitched.

Of course, this poem is just a slip of the tongue. ”

He found out he was wrong. If you think about it carefully, the modern poems are all old waves. It's not a wave in itself, a little translation, and it's also a good wet hand.

So, Gu Fan made a decision, he didn't chant poetry. He is a beautiful man who quietly learns martial arts.

Gu Fan, if you can do it, you will definitely be able to do it.

In this world of face-seeing, you are the best. (In the 21st century, corporate culture, every day at 8 o'clock in the morning and 2 o'clock in the afternoon, the corporate slogan is shouted.) ）