Chapter 21: Crossing a Fart
"Damn, can you not interrupt me, do you know how difficult it is for me to meet you, you can only enter your dreams when you fall asleep, but the time here is different from my side, and you have to calculate accurately, damn it, I use fuzzy mathematics and discrete mathematics, plus my own formula algorithm, calculate and calculate, it's still a little worse..."
"You're right, I got a double doctorate in basic physics and mathematics at MIT, and then I went to Oxford to study theology..."
"Mom, it's all your fault, it's far away. Crossing through your head, have you read too many novels? Your so-called crossing is the most rebellious technique, and no one has ever succeeded in the legend, if you can wear it around, it's not a complete mess. Even the Jade Emperor and God still have a lot of regrets, why don't they wear them back to settle down? According to quantum physics, going back to the past is only a theoretical possibility, either you exceed the speed of light, or you pass through a wormhole..."The old man began to spray again, and He Nai's head was big again.
"Okay, doctor, monk, you said I didn't cross, so how do you explain it now, where is this?" He Nai said angrily.
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"Oh, it's good that you're not dead, we still have to provide you with food and shelter. The letter has been sent to your house, and if you can't see the money, you will cut a finger every day and send it, and if the finger is cut and it hasn't been delivered, you will be castrated, hehe. With that, he slammed the door shut and swaggered away.
"What? cut a finger every day, ****, also... And you want to castrate me, isn't that a eunuch? What kind of evil did I do in my last life, and I met this group of barbarians. And this Duanmu family must give money, otherwise my ****** will die. If you become a eunuch, what kind of face will you have to see my Yuqian!" He Nai scolded inwardly, the water on his body soaked the wound, and a piercing pain came from the wound of the severed finger. Only then did he realize that he had returned to the cabin, and that he was the only one left, and the other two "unlucky guys" were nowhere to go.
"Nima's, the stinky old monk fooled me, is this a fucking illusion, I'm about to incontinent when it hurts!" He Nai scolded loudly. Suddenly, he heard the noise outside, looking through the cracks in the wood, the whole person was completely shocked by the scene in front of him, the tents were on fire one after another, the bandits were in a mess, from time to time someone fell from an arrow, looking through the firelight, the blood gushed from the wound of the person who fell to the ground, a large area of blood was scattered on the ground, more and more people fell down, the whole ground was red, the breeze came with a strong smell of blood, which was much more bloody than what I watched on TV, He Nai smelled a burst of nausea and dizziness, and his stomach began to turn over the river and the sea again.
"Mom, what kind of hero is a secret arrow hurting people, get out of here!" At this time, the bandit "King" had already put on a horn helmet and walked out with a heavy knife in his hand, such a heavy weapon was actually wielded freely in his hand, and he blocked several arrows with a knife one after another, and He Nai was secretly surprised.
At this time, the rain of arrows stopped, and a group of people came from outside the camp, all dressed in Taoist clothes and holding long swords, led by a Taoist priest who looked to be in his fifties, in good spirits, brightly dressed, and what a chic gesture he walked.
"The bold thief, he dared to spread wild under the nose of the sect and robbed Duanmu Gongzi, and today the old man will come to do the right thing for the sky!" The man at the head shouted angrily and signaled the people behind him to stop.
At this time, the bandits also eased up, all lined up behind the bird "king" with hideous eyes, teeth and claws, He Nai counted, there were about 20 people left in the bandits, less than half, and I didn't see the thin lewd man when I looked around, and I thought it should be hanging, it's good to die!
"Stinky Taoist, Lao Tzu has killed all the way from Shanxi, he has never been invincible, I don't want to bully you today, but I can spare your dog's life, others, hehe, don't blame me for this ghostly knife." The words of this "king" are very domineering and full of confidence, and He Nai is afraid when he hears it.
"It's a big breath, if you can pick me up three times, I'll leave immediately. If they can't take it, everyone will be escorted to the government to wait for the fate. The old Taoist priest said sharply, but his expression was still so calm and free.
"What? yes, hahaha..." The "king" took the lead in laughing, causing the bandits to laugh wildly. "Don't measure yourself, look at Lao Tzu slashing you stinky old way with a knife. So saying, he took up his knife and slashed at him. The two were only less than ten meters apart, and the "king" took a big stride, and in a blink of an eye, he was in front of him, and the huge "ghost head knife" slashed fiercely with the sound of the wind, and the old sword seemed to be still in the sheath.
"Master, be careful!" Looking at the momentum and pace of this bandit, he was by no means an idle person, and everyone behind him sweated for this old way, and even He Nai couldn't help but exclaim. You must know that the knife is much heavier than the sword, and the opponent is tall and big and instantly accelerates to strike with all his strength, if you draw the sword and touch it, it must be self-defeating, and the side holding the sword has no other way but to dodge.
However, things did not go in the direction that everyone expected. "Gear!" there was a high-pitched, piercing metal thump. I don't know when, the old way has been out of the sheath, stubbornly blocked the "king" slash, both sides are a burst of exclamation, what is even more unexpected is that this old way not only did not move, but the thief king with the knife was shaken, and he took two or three steps back before stopping. Then the old way of an arrow step swing sword straight stabbing past, the body pace is as fast as flowing water, this move is not fancy at all, but the counterattack is too fast, this "king" can not avoid, only to hold the knife with both hands to protect the waist, trying to block the blade with a wide blade, who knows that when the sword collides, the blade suddenly turns to the chest and stabs obliquely.
"Squeak!" the sound of the sword piercing through the flesh of the garment, followed by a muffled grunt. This "king" looked straight at Lao Dao with a look of fear, doubt, and helplessness. Lao Dao retracted the sword in a dashing manner, and the "king" fell to the ground without saying a word. The "king" worshiped by the bandits was like chopping vegetables, and they were easily killed, and they were all extremely shocked in their hearts, completely lost the sharpness just now, and couldn't get up anymore, and quickly threw away their weapons "clanging" and knelt down one by one.
"Duanmu Gongzi!" Yin Shiyi walked over and unlocked the door.
"Yin Shiyi, it turns out that you are not dead!" He Nai's eyes lit up and he said happily.
As soon as Yin Shiyi saw He Nai's hand, she scolded sharply: "These brutes actually hurt you." As he spoke, he motioned for He Nai to sit down, took out a small bottle from his arms, like a gourd (maybe a gourd), quickly untied the gauze, and poured the medicinal powder inside on He Nai's severed finger.
"This is a gold sore medicine, I teach a unique secret book, which can disinfect and dispel stasis and speed up wound healing. Yin Shiyi said, helped He Nai up, looked at He Nai and said: "Duanmu Gongzi has been wronged, what you gave you today is a tracking charm, but it's a pity that there are too many bandits, I was cut off from the back road, in order to get rid of them, I went over the long road after several twists and turns, and when I saw the master, it was too late." ”
"Brother Yin, thank you for coming forward to save me, otherwise I... He has survived until now. I almost said the word "He Nai", and it was exposed, but fortunately, He Nai's brain turned quickly, and he immediately changed his words.
"Duanmu Gongzi is polite, such a trivial matter is not enough, it's just that his kung fu is shallow, and it will affect you. Yin said poetically and gracefully. He Nai felt that this guy had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and he looked quite handsome when he changed into a robe.