Hu Yu saw that the two of them were about to drink a fork in the road, so he hurriedly persuaded: "The two eldest brothers don't drink anymore, hurry up and eat some food, and go back to rest." ”

Pi Buyu laughed, and this laughter shook everyone in the store dizzy and ruined. Hu Yu was afraid that Shi Quan would not be able to stand it, so he covered his ears in a panic. Laugh for a moment. Hu Yu said: "Brother Pi, are you drunk?"

Pi Bufool smiled and said: "If you drink ten more drinks, you will also get drunk." Brother Hu, how can you say that your brother is drunk? Just now, you only used Yicheng's skill, if you are drunk, you will still have your life at this moment?"

Shi Quan's ears were covered by Hu Yuyungong, so as not to be injured, seeing that he was arrogant, he was even more angry with wine, and scolded: "No matter how high your martial arts are, I will not give you all Shiquan, unless you beat me to death." Otherwise, no matter who dares to say the word 'no' to Marshal Yue in front of me Shi Quan, it will either die or the net will be broken! As he spoke, he drew out his sword.

When the shopkeeper saw it, he was so frightened that he cried far away: "Two grandfathers, please two of you, don't work hard in the small shop, I can't afford it......" shouted, and couldn't stop fighting.

Hu Yu was about to persuade him, but when he saw Pi Buyu, he laughed loudly, raised his thumb, and praised: "Good general, amazing, amazing." Since I was a child, Brother Feng has never been afraid of anyone, and he loves to fight hard, but today is the first time he is afraid of you, and he is really afraid. ”

Shi Quan put the knife into the sheath, snorted and sneered, took Hu Yu's wine glass and drank it all, hugged his fist to the two, and said, "Disturb the two generals, and the last general will leave." After saying that, he put down five taels of silver on the table, turned around and left.

Hu Yu hurriedly grabbed and said, "General Shi is slow." ”

Shi Quan turned around and said, "What else does General Hu have to order? The silver taels you brought with you are not enough, let me take it, and I will pay for this wine." ”

Hu Yu took back the silver taels on the table, put them in his pocket, and said with a wry smile: "General Shi is even more irritable than my big brother's temper. ”

Shi Quandao: "I admire the martial arts of the two generals very much, Marshal Yue Fei has no ambition, and since then, there is no half of him who can catch up with him." When I met the two of them, I felt that the reconquest of the lost territory and the last wish of Marshal Yue were not far off, and I was sincerely gratified. Therefore, treating the two of them as respectful people is not a villain who is flattered by Ah Yu, and you value your professional qualities. Then he said to the shopkeeper, "Count the money for the wine, and if it is not enough, I will bring it to you immediately." ”

When the shopkeeper heard that he was going to owe the debt, the boss was unhappy in his heart, and he didn't dare to say it, so he smiled and said, "Master Jun, please go back, you don't have to pay for this meal, these two masters have already said that they will pay, and the meal money is not much, and the total amount is only more than one hundred and twenty taels of silver." ”

Shi Quan was stunned for a moment, then looked at the wine and food on the table, and scolded drunkly: "your fart! How many dishes does Lao Tzu eat? Plus you only added seven dishes." There are a total of 12 wines, so that you can make money in your heart, it is a lot of more than 20 taels of silver. Why do you have another hundred taels? Can you forgive Lao Tzu for planting silver? In the entire Lin'an Mansion, if you want to blackmail someone, I'm afraid you haven't yet. Now in these years of sword soldiers, there are places where there is not even fresh bark, and they are so anxious to bite people, where do you get good wine and good food, could it be that you bought human flesh from other places? You need to tell the truth. Otherwise, not only will you not be given the money for the drink, but you will also be charged with a crime. ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he complained bitterly in his heart, and said softly: "Why did the military master say this? You always borrow a hundred small guts, and I don't dare to sell human flesh to the guests for consumption, the three are all heroes and officials in the military camp, do you think I dare to deceive the three grandfathers?"

Shi Quandao: "Forgive me and don't dare." If you keep the abundant money, you will give twenty taels of silver, and you will not be allowed to look for it again. ”

Hu Yu said: "General Shi, please sit down, you don't know, we had two friends just now, and the money was counted together, so it was a lot." ”

Shi Quan asked the shopkeeper again: "How many dishes do the two of you eat together? ”

The shopkeeper said tremblingly: "Listen up, sir." The two sons ate three dishes, one soup and one wine, no, not a wine, it was a small half-wine, because it was a famous brew and buried, as long as the lid was opened, it would be counted as a wine money. ”

Shi Quandao: "I don't need to explain, I know this reason." You name the dish, I count it in my stomach. ”

The shopkeeper said: "There is a plate of dried chestnuts, a hot frozen turtle, a mandarin duck wings, and a soup, which is pearl fish skin soup, a total of forty taels, and the small half penny does not dare to overcharge, I don't believe that the two sons are invited to ask." ”

When Shi Quan heard this, his eyes widened, and he shouted and scolded: "It's the opposite! It's the opposite! The real profiteers and thieves are also." There are really people who eat people. Then he pointed to the shopkeeper and asked, "Lao Tzu asked you, what is your surname?"

The shopkeeper said worriedly: "The small, the small one is surnamed Liang." ”

Shi Quan scolded: "I see that your surname is not Liang, but the surname is Wolf." I'll count you as listening, the dried chestnuts are two dollars of silver, which used to be sold for only nine cents, less than one penny, but now this year's barren things are expensive, so I won't worry about you first. That hot tofu, count as two dollars, what kind of fart vegetable soup such as mandarin duck legs and pearl fish skin soup, that is a fresh name, and hot tofu is also called "**bursting". Lao Tzu knows these dishes, and he often eats them. Mandarin duck legs, which are made of duck wings, and pearl fish skin soup, are a soup mixed with lotus heart and flour skin. There are so many lotus pods in the West Lake that they are scary, lotus seeds and lotus roots, people are tired of eating them, and this soup will give you a penny of silver. Unless two duck wings are a little more expensive, they are counted as six dollars of silver, which adds up to only one or two dollars. The three of us drank too much wine, and each brewed was no more than two taels, and the two of them were worth five taels of silver, which added up to just over six taels, and I still gave you more, how could you come to the truth of the thirty-four taels of silver? Don't look at me as a rough man, if you talk about accounting, I can count it into your bones, and I am a thief!"

The shopkeeper said angrily, "Don't look at the majesty you wear, what famous dishes have you seen? Unless you have eaten a few meals of poor and reckless vegetables such as pig's head meat and horse intestines when you were proud, Marshal Yue Fei was even more reluctant to give you wine and vegetables to rise, and even said unashamedly that you have eaten these dishes, and your mandarin ducks are called ducks? What a birdman!"

Hu Yuxiao persuaded him: "General Shi should be angry again." Pi Bu was stupid, and sat and laughed.

Shi Quan used his arm to figure out Hu Yu, and still said to the shopkeeper: "Tell me the truth, where did the thirty-four taels of silver come from?"

The shopkeeper was so angry that he had to explain to him carefully, and made it clear that it was not the coarse food he had said.

Shi Quan even scolded loudly: "You bully Lao Tzu and get drunk and want to be deceived? Now that people are so hungry that they bite people, how can they have the leisure to raise mussels and produce pearls? Besides, if pearls are ground into powder and boiled into soup to drink, won't they break their stomachs? I have never heard of eating mandarin ducks, and now the chicken wings are all said to be 'phoenix wings', is there really a phoenix for you to kill? You catch lovers, birds, beasts and turtles to kill and eat, and you are not afraid that God will thunder and kill your cheap bones, you still have the face to say it, are you still human!"

The shopkeeper had no choice but to reply: "The military master scolded right, this is the first time, and the little one will not dare next time." ”

Shi Quan snorted and said, "I'll spare you this time, I'll give you thirty taels of silver before and after, and if the turtle son doesn't send it to you right away, I'll call you dad!" After speaking, he turned his head and left.

Hu Yu hurriedly grabbed it and said, "How can General Shi be so narrow? Even if my eldest brother Pi says the wrong thing, you shouldn't care about it until now." ”

Shi Quan said: "Thank you General Hu for saving face, I, Shi Quan, never drink with people who have ruined the reputation of Marshal Yue." ”

Pi Buyu said: "I didn't make it clear, how do you know that I have the reputation of ruining Marshal Yue? ”

Shi Quan said angrily: "How can I be unreasonable? ”

Pi Buyu picked up the big bowl, poured it with him, knocked it down, drank it in a few sips, wiped his mouth, and said with a smile: "What I don't approve of Yue Fei is that he is too loyal and straightforward, and he is simply stupid." Every time my brother Feng thinks about it, he regrets his anger. ”

Shi Quandao: "What do you say?"

Pi Buyu said: "When I was a child, I heard people say that Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, Yang Guang and Li Yuan, to our Great Song Dynasty, why not have Zhao Gou and Yue Fei? Therefore, what Yue Fei is not approved of by me is that he has sentenced two generals to the same and righteousness, so that the country is weak today. Although Qin Hui is a notorious traitor, in my eyes, he is superior. Yue Fei was so ambitious that he didn't succeed, but what he planned was successful, and he still stole a high position. Even though they are all dead, some die sadly, some die happily, and thousands of people spit on them, what can they do? They are not the same as being slaughtered by others. Loving the country and cherishing the people, that is to protect the family and defend the country, cherish the Jiangshan Sheji of the Great Song Dynasty, not the emperor of the Zhao family. There are many wise men in the Central Plains, but which one can't be the emperor? Are Liu Bang and Li Yuan worse than Xiang Yu and Emperor Yang? Yue Fei is both wise and brave, not to mention that the unification of the Central Plains is to level Tibet, destroy the Western Xia, and collect full gold, and it is also a matter of the future, but now if the two small tribes of Mongolia and Zhan Murowei are merged, hehe, at that time, the vast territory was vast, the soldiers were strong and strong, who would dare to fight? The Yuejia army was as powerful as Pixiu in those years, and it was invincible and invincible. He is not in the same country, the color of the talk changes, and he is invincible, and most of the strong army that is so surprised and swaying against Japan can die under the mouth of a powerless minister. What 'shakes the country and the mountains are easy, regrets the Yue family's military difficulties', just bragging. The Qin Xiangye swallowed the dragon-like Yue family army with just a small mouthful, but Yue Fei was captured, feeling that his death was not enough to apologize to the Qin Xiangye, so he gave his adopted son Yue Yun and son-in-law Zhang Xian as gifts. Those two fools are brave, but they are as cowardly and incompetent as ants at Uncle Qin's feet. Today's country is weak, and it is purely caused by Yue Fei alone, how can it be blamed that the two thieves and the great traitor of the Qin family? The little Qin Hui can swallow the Yue family's army with his mouth, and he is a god and a man, which makes my brother Feng admire and praise; the famous Yue Fei is so incompetent and has failed to live up to expectations. General Shi still worships him like a god, how can you have such ability when you tried to commit adultery? If you are not stupid to change my skin, let alone the small prime minister's mansion, which is the inner courtyard of the palace with high security, I can also use my hands to the end! The deceased is gone, what is the use of being empty?"