Chapter 131: Beauty is like a jade sword like a rainbow

Tang Yu held back his anger and looked up at the happy chick, with a puzzled expression: "What kind of relationship? What kind of relationship do we have? I'm going to take a fancy to you, a wild girl who is so wicked and willful?"

The happy chick pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "You have to have that qualification too!" Hurry up and look in the mirror, dirty and dirty, stubborn like a donkey, and the monthly salary is only five taels of silver. ”

"I earned five coins of silver a month, and I spent it with glory. Tang Yu glanced at her and turned his head, "I'm not like some people, I don't do anything all day long, just gnaw Lao Tzu there." Thousands of taels of water are splashed out, obviously as a wealth boy, but he is still ashamed to say anything about sponsorship culture, chief planner, I am ashamed of you. ”

"I gnaw on Lao Tzu, my Lao Tzu is rich, his family is rich, and he is rich. You're a hillbilly, and you're so poor that you can't even gnaw on it if you want to......"

"Let's quarrel, don't insult my father-in-law, okay?"

"I insult you, think about it, who said it first!"

"I don't say you're because you're ignorant. ”

"If you are really sensible, you should be measured and save face for others, so why bother judging the long and the bad?"

The two of them were arguing, and Qiu Baiyun came back from outside with the top of his head covered, and when he saw this battle, he couldn't understand why: "What's wrong with the two, it turns out that you have known each other for a long time." Acquaintance and quarrel. I've just been out for a while, why are you still playing cockfighting?"

The happy chick was still angry, and spitted: "Phew, you're the chicken!"

"I'm a chicken, I'm a chicken, I'm a duck, okay. Qiu Baiyun quickly apologized, "You are a flying eagle, a phoenix, a phoenix dances, a phoenix flies for nine days, and a phoenix nirvana......"

The happy chick glared at him again.

Qiu Baiyun changed his words and said: "The phoenix is nirvana, reborn from the fire, that is, the heaven and the earth, the ancient and the present, the unique feathers are richer, its sound is clearer, its god is more marrow, not only beautiful and brilliant, but also immortal fire phoenix!"

Then he blamed Tang Yu: "Brother, this is your fault, how can you quarrel with girls and get along with them? A manly man should have this mind and bearing, and have this responsibility and obligation. Okay, go and apologize—"

"If you want to say, you will go. Tang Yu was also angry and refused to give in.

Qiu Baiyun returned to his seat, frowned, and said, "Originally, we had a dinner today, but seeing you arguing like this, I can't bear it as soon as my brother and I leave." Come, serve a few dishes again, add wine and return to the lamp to restart the feast. Miss Hai, you also sit down, for my sake, give this kid a chance to confess his guilt today.

Tang Yu didn't look at them either, and said angrily: "I don't have any money, I have a little catcher of five taels of silver a month, what can I do to invite the eldest lady of the rich family." You better hurry up and find that cow million to eat the delicacies of the mountains and seas!"

"People are better than you. The happy chick rolled her eyes, and said with a flat mouth, "Look at that cow boss, who is also mining and real estate, the carriage is lengthened, and the sedan chair has to be carried by eight people." One hand wears eight rings, and the gold necklace around his neck is thicker than the chain on which a dog is tethered! Look at the clothes of the people, the shoes are Edida clothes, the pants are Pushkin's, the clothes are Clinton's, the belt is Yeltsin's, and the whole body is covered with famous brands. ”

"And I heard that not only the car model Mimi recently, but even the female singer Tian Tian, who has become popular in 'The Voice of Chuzhou', and Miss Tlv, a famous model and fashion designer who has just returned from California, have also visited frequently and taken the initiative to give a hug to ......" Qiu Baiyun shouted and cheered.

Tang Yu raised his head, staring at the two of them with a pair of big eyes, "No, you guys are quite envious of this, right?"

Qiu Baiyun turned his head and muttered, "No matter how you say it, being rich is never a bad thing." ”

Tang Yu lifted the wine jug, poured a glass of wine himself, and then raised it above his head and splashed it on the ground at once. The intoxicating aroma of wine came to the nose in an instant.

Qiu Baiyun asked in surprise: "What do you mean by this?"

Tang Yu was at a loss: "Hearing such a shameless statement, I feel extremely ashamed. Therefore, this glass of wine worships heaven and earth, worships ghosts and gods, and also takes the opportunity to wash my ears and eyes!"

The happy chick stomped her feet in anger, her silver teeth were biting, and her lips were closed. Without even looking back, Deng Deng rushed out of the hotel door in a few steps.

Qiu Baiyun was at a loss: "Dude, it's boring for you to do this." The son said, Do not do to others what you do not want to be done to yourself. What you are willing to do is your business, but you have no right or can stand in the way of others' pursuits. ”

Tang Yu rolled his eyes: "Then you can go, hurry up and chase after you, I didn't pull you." ”

"Look at what you said, buddy, am I the one who forgets his righteousness?" Qiu Baiyun grinned, stood up, and looked at Tang Yu, "It's yours and yours forever, no, you can't ask for it." Don't worry, I won't get involved with your girl, and I will definitely return to Zhao. It's just that I'll take care of her for you for the time being......"

As he spoke, he rushed out of the tavern impatiently.

Tang Yu sat on the stool, his eyes were panicked, and suddenly he gritted his teeth and shouted, "Shopkeeper, take a big bowl!"

When the shopkeeper heard this, he came out of the back kitchen and brought him two clean black porcelain bowls. Tang Yu took it, filled two large bowls with a full face, and drank it in three sips. The shopkeeper saw it on the side, and couldn't help but give his thumb up: "The guest officer has a good amount of wine!"

Tang Yu slapped the table: "How can anyone who opens a shop not like a pot-bellied man, and the wine seller is willing to be a drunkard!

The shopkeeper replied: "Although we are willing to sell, you should always pay attention to your body, and moderate amount is better?"

"Hugh is verbose, go get the wine. ”

"Alright. The shopkeeper nodded.

Before the plate of beef and another jar of wine came up, Tang Yu had already poured the wine jar in his hand clean. He opened the seal again, poured two bowls, and grabbed the beef with his hands, swallowing the cow and drinking, eating and drinking. The two jars of wine are down for a while, the eyes are bright and the heart is bright, and the clouds are happy.

The shopkeeper said, "Isn't the guest officer drinking?"

Tang Yu shook it, held the table with his hand, and said with a smile: "What, do you think you haven't earned enough money from me?" ”

"Look at what you said. The shopkeeper complained, "I'm kind, I'm afraid you'll drink too much." Since it's okay, hurry up and settle the wine money, can you go home and rest?"

"Can't be short of yours. Tell you a word, not bad money. Tang Yu took out the broken silver from his arms, slapped it on the table, and then staggered out.

"Is that a word?" the shopkeeper muttered to himself, taking the money.

The rain outside had completely stopped, and the streets were bustling with pedestrians. Tang Yu led the horse, stumbled forward under his feet, and suddenly stumbled and fell into the ditch on the side of the road. He struggled to get up, covered in mud and water, and sat on the side of the road. A group of onlookers immediately gathered around.

An old lady selling vegetables said, "This kid, poor family, why does he drink so much?"

A young daughter-in-law who had just gotten married glanced at her and hurriedly shrank back into the doorway. The aunt who was watching the excitement next to her clubbed her with her arm and teased: "Look at this guy, he looks weird and good-looking, and his eyebrows and eyes look a little like your official." Ah, these stinky men, why can't they do without wine? Tell me how much he drank that day in the cave room, and what happened next......

A middle-aged man stood on the street, looking up to the sky and sighing: "The whole world is turbid, I am alone, everyone is drunk, and I am sober." Dr. Qu Yuan's heroic appearance back then no longer exists in the world!"

The lady next to him came up and pinched him, warning: "Nerd, don't make sour." You still want to think about how to buy a red dress for your wife that is the most popular this year? With the old lady's figure and appearance, as long as she is willing to speak, that half of the clothing store will be able to move to our house immediately!"