Chapter Eighty-Four: Yao Chi
After a while, several little eunuchs ran over and took away the box containing the human head, and another little eunuch did not go away, he said respectfully: "The sect master invites the two of you to Yaochi for a gathering. ”
Zhang Dongjie said happily: "Okay!" and then pulled Zhao Pan to walk behind the little eunuch. Zhang Dongjie whispered in Zhao Pan's ear: "Ah Pan, brother, I have to remind you, you have to cheer up in front of the sect leader later, don't do this again." Zhao Pan nodded after hearing this, and didn't say anything.
They still walked a lot of roads, and finally stopped in front of a wide and large building, and outside the building, they could vaguely hear the sound of many women playing inside, this is the legendary Yao Chi? Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan walked in one after another, and when they entered the gate, they realized that this was really a different cave, and at first glance they thought they had arrived in heaven. This building only has walls and eaves, no roof, surrounded by rockeries, green trees, birdsong and secluded, there is a huge natural pond in the middle, the water in it is bubbling mist, so that the surrounding scenery is cloudy and looming, the pond is surrounded by pavilions and pavilions, and there is a large stage, the stage is seated on three sides. What's even more shocking is that there are so many beautiful women here, and they are only wearing short, small and transparent tulle, which can't play a role in covering their shame at all, some of them are bathing, some are playing, some are playing the piano, some are drinking, it is estimated that any man who enters here will never think about coming out again.
Of course, Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan were also dumbfounded, and instantly forgot the unfortunate thing that they had just cut off their heads, and were completely intoxicated in this heavenly fairyland. When they walked in, they found that there were small ponds everywhere, and the smell of wine wafted out of the ponds, and all kinds of barbecued meat were hanging on the branches of the trees! Where is this Yaochi Wonderland, this is simply the wine pond meat forest of the king of Shang! The two brothers looked around and enjoyed themselves with joy and amazement.
"Welcome to Yao Chi. The sect leader's deep voice came. They followed the prestige, and in a pavilion by the pond, there was a tall man sitting upright, surrounded by many beautiful women, and this person should be the sect leader. They quickly walked over and walked to the pavilion, Zhang Dongjie quickly knelt down, and Zhao Pan had no choice but to kneel down helplessly. At this time, the sect leader was only wearing a wide bathrobe, and his full and strong muscles were undoubtedly exposed.
"Thank you for the Sect Master's hospitality, I don't know what the Sect Master commands?" Zhang Dongjie asked.
The sect leader smiled and said, "Get up, in Yaochi, there are only friends, no monarchs and ministers, don't be restrained." I called you here today just to talk about it and have a few drinks, and I don't mean anything else. With that, the sect leader pointed to the two seats opposite the round table and asked them to sit down. Where do they dare to slack off, hurry over and sit down, as soon as they sit down, there are several beauties who come over to accompany them, full of spring in their eyes and full of fragrance in their noses, Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan don't care about admiring which beauty they want, they just feel that they want to have nosebleeds, and they don't know what to do next, after all, this majestic sect leader is still sitting here.
Suddenly, the sect leader raised his hands and clapped a few times, pointed to the stage, and immediately a group of beautiful women ran over and danced, and the elegant sound of the piano sounded on the side at the same time. "Come, drink!" the Sect Master took a big sip of wine as he picked up the bowl. Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan looked in front of them, and at some point, they had filled a bowl of wine respectively, and they quickly picked it up and drank it. This wine is indeed very mellow, fragrant and soft, the degree should not be large, and it is particularly refreshing to drink, but the bowl of this wine is a little strange, white and very handy, as if it is made of bones, although it is strange, but they don't dare to ask more.
After drinking a bowl of wine, Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan hurriedly said: "Thank you, sect leader!"
The sect leader suddenly asked, "Have you ever thought about the difference between here and outside?"
Zhang Dongjie said: "There are constraints outside, but here it is very free, and you can let your mind go." Zhao Pan listened and looked at Zhang Dongjie in surprise.
"Well, that's a good point. Hahahaha, another drink!" The sect leader picked up another bowl of wine and drank it, and the two of them had to drink it together.
The leader said: "In ancient times, there were real people, who lifted the heaven and the earth, grasped the yin and yang, breathed the essence, guarded the gods independently, and the muscles were one, so they could live the life of the heaven and the earth, and there was no end time, and this was the way of life." Taoism pursues the unity of heaven and man and goes with the flow, so we must first have a natural mind, forget all the rules and preach, and let the mind gallop, so that we can be closer to the Tao and the right path of cultivation. What do you two think?"
The two of them were stunned by the sect leader's words, they really didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd, a bunch of ancient vernacular came out, and they really couldn't hear why, Zhang Dongjie seemed to be a little better, and he heard a rough idea, he smiled and said: "What the sect leader said is very true, it is really better to listen to your words, than to read a book for ten years." When Zhao Pan heard this, he thought to himself, good guy, it turns out that your kid can not only fool, but also a sycophant!
The sect leader turned his head to look at Zhao Pan and said, "Zhao Pan, what do you think?"
When Zhao Pan heard this, he was dumbfounded, so he had to think about it and said hard: "What the sect leader said, every word is beautiful, and Zhao Pan has been inexhaustible in his life. After saying that, he admired it himself, just now he thought that Zhang Dongjie was a sycophant, who knew that he was in such a hurry, and he was in a hurry to say even more sycophants, which was really a slap in the face.
"It has been more than 1,000 years since the establishment of my Wudou Rice Dao, and at the beginning of its establishment, it was repeatedly suppressed and excluded by the so-called righteous path in the Central Plains, and then trapped here. After hundreds of years of recuperation, it was time to re-emerge. After the sect leader finished speaking, he raised a bowl of wine, Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan secretly complained, although this wine is delicious, and the degree is not too big, but I didn't eat a mouthful of food, so I drank it like drinking water, and I had to hang up after a while, I had no choice but to continue drinking. As for what the sect leader said, the name of the five bucket rice master is strange, they have never heard of it, and they can't figure out why they are here, so they can only continue to listen to it.
Here by the way, I have to talk about the origin of the Five Bucket Rice Master, first of all, the Five Bucket Rice Dao is not equal to the Five Bucket Rice Sect. Legend has it that at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the witch and ghost religion in the Bashu area was prevalent, and the evil ghosts were found at every turn to harm the world, and all evil was done, Zhang Daoling (Zhang Tianshi) and his apprentices rushed to Bashu to correct the way of heaven, Zhang Tianshi finally used the Taishang Laojun sword seal talisman to break the ghost soldiers, and completely defeated the witch and ghost sect that had been entrenched here for a long time. However, Zhang Xiu, a great wizard of the Witch Ghost Sect, was able to lead the crowd to escape, and in retaliation, he greatly adapted the truth under the guise of Taoism and founded the Five Bucket Rice Dao. In order to attract believers, Zhang Xiu pretended to be charitable to cure diseases and exorcise ghosts for the people, and the people only needed to pay five buckets of rice as a reward, and then his fame grew, and it became called the Tao of Five Buckets of Rice. Later, Zhang Xiu's strength swelled sharply, and his ambitions became more and more inflated, and he took advantage of the political turmoil in the late Eastern Han Dynasty to encourage believers to rebel, burning and looting all the way. In the end, the big devil was killed by Zhang Daoling's grandson Zhang Lu, Zhang Lu rearranged the Wudou Rice Dao, renamed the Wudou Rice Sect, and later merged it with Zhang Daoling's sect to form a Zhengyi, since then, the evil Wudou Rice Dao has been wiped out in the long river of history. As for why Wudou Midao was resurrected and "carried forward" in Xianzhou, it is another legend of later generations, which will be described in detail later.
"Huang Tian has eyes, Xianzhou's seal has shown signs of loosening, I think that Xianzhou should not be far from the day of unsealing, and I should make plans as soon as possible. The sect leader's words seemed to be imaginative, Zhang Dongjie and Zhao Pan couldn't hear the key points and clues, and it wasn't until the last half of the sentence that they vaguely had some eyebrows. The meaning of the sect leader should be: I'm about to break out to fight the world, and now I'm short of manpower, do you want to join the gang and do it together?
Sure enough, the sect leader's following words expressed his intentions, he said: "The two of you have Dao hearts, both of you are good materials, and if you cultivate them carefully, you can become immortal talents, do you have the intention to enter my Five Bucket Rice Dao book?"
Before Zhao Pan could speak, Zhang Dongjie hurriedly replied: "If the sect leader doesn't dislike it, of course we can't ask for it." When Zhao Pan heard this, his master was made by Zhang Dongjie, so he didn't need to speak. Although the sect leader had a request, they had to agree, otherwise they might move their heads if they were not careful, but Zhao Pan always felt that Zhang Dongjie agreed from the bottom of his heart, and there was no element of foolishness.
The sect leader said happily: "Okay, tomorrow the initiation ceremony will be held, after tomorrow, between you and me, there are monarchs and ministers above the court, and brothers outside the court." ”
"Sect Master!" Zhang Dongjie snatched the words again, he seemed to be quite accustomed to the language here.
The sect leader took the bowl, touched it, and said, "Man is the spirit of all things, and the aura gathers from the limbs to the heart, and then rises to the brain. The skull has always been a vessel for warming the aura, and it is used to hold wine, which is also more mellow and delicious, and it is more interesting to drink. Here, have another drink!"
"What? Zhao Pan hurriedly looked at this bowl, it seemed to be really a bone--could it be made of a human skull? Mom!" Zhao Pan was shocked, and immediately sweated on his head, and he had the urge to vomit, but he didn't dare, so he had to grit his teeth and hold on. As soon as he heard "another drink," he exclaimed, "It's not bad if he didn't vomit it out, where can he still drink?" His legs weakened and he collapsed into the arms of the beautiful woman next to him.
When Zhang Dongjie saw it, he immediately smiled and said: "Sect Master, my brother Zhao Pan has a small amount of wine, and he can't do it anymore, I will take care of his glass of wine, I don't know if it's okay?"
When the sect leader heard this, he laughed and said, "Sure enough, the brotherhood is deep, good, good." Zhang Dongjie picked up the bowl and drank it all, and then picked up Zhao Pan's bowl of wine, and drank it all again. Zhao Pan was completely dumbfounded, what's wrong with this Dongjie, this is a bowl made of human skulls, you drank it so without any scruples?
"Two, I have something important, so I won't accompany you. Enjoy the beauty, wine, and food here, and you're welcome. After the sect leader finished speaking, he took out two dark red wooden tokens and put them on the table, and said with a smile: "This is the pass order of Yao Chi, you can come and play at any time." By the way, remember to drink a bowl of nourishing soup before leaving, regulate your qi and recuperate. ”
When Zhang Dongjie heard this, he was very surprised, and quickly knelt down and said loudly: "Thank you, send the sect leader!"
After the sect leader walked away, Zhang Dongjie grabbed Zhao Pan and said: "Fatty, it's cool, let's come to Haipi together, hahahaha!" Zhang Dongjie's laughter was unscrupulous and very dissolute, he completely let go of any restraints and disguises, his brain was completely controlled by the desire of animals, he tore off his clothes, roared and ran to the big bath, after a while, there was a loud "plop" in the big bath, and the exclamations and laughter of the beauties were endless. Zhao Pan couldn't get excited at all, he looked at Zhang Dongjie's figure that disappeared in the faint mist, he was silent and confused, and suddenly felt like a river and sea in his stomach, so he quickly found a place to vomit violently, frightened the beauties around him and ran away in all directions.