"Hu Lai, do you want to eat dragon meat? Go and help Poor Dao carry a handful of donkey dung!"

Zhang Xuanqing's voice fell, and everyone present suddenly burst into violent laughter. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Just now he said that he would let the donkey help him, and in the blink of an eye, he would let Hu Lai help, wouldn't he scold Hu Lai for being a donkey?

Even if he doesn't have this meaning, let the family help him carry donkey dung, which is ...... Everyone didn't know how to describe it.

In the midst of everyone's laughter, on the other side, Hu Lai's face turned purple almost instantly. Angry and angry, he yelled at Zhang Xuanqing: "Stinky Taoist, you dare to humiliate me like this, you are looking for death!"

At this time, Zhang Xuanqing was standing opposite him, and between the two, it was Zhuang Feng, who had already walked out of the stall with a knife, looking at Hu Lai vigilantly.

Don't look at Zhuang Feng's head, but he looks really strong, and he really feels strong when he goes to that station with a knife. So although Hu Lai was so angry that he trembled, he didn't dare to move.

Standing behind Zhuang Feng, Zhang Xuanqing smiled: "Hu Lai, poor Dao is not humiliating you." Poor Dao has already said before, the wild dragon that Poor Dao wants to catch has a low status and mixed blood, if you want to be promoted, you can only devour the flesh and blood of the real dragon. But where are they the opponents of the true dragon? Therefore, after a long time, they set their sights on the dragon grandson who is about to turn into a real dragon like this donkey. However, all things in the world are born and restrained by each other, and the way of heaven is noble, and there is always a glimmer of life. The wild dragon feeds on the dragon, and the dragon also has a way to save his life. said a donkey, his way to save his life is to hide his breath. Therefore, he can be safe and stable, and he has not been discovered by the wild dragon until now. And what Poor Dao has to do is to ask Brother Hu to take a piece of the donkey's dung, and cast a spell by Poor Dao to stimulate the donkey's own breath and lure the wild dragon to come...... Of course, it doesn't have to be feces, and other urine and hair are also fine, but they may fail. The method has already been said, and how to do it still needs to be decided by Brother Hu himself. It's just that if Brother Hu doesn't do it, Mo blames Poor Dao, saying that Poor Dao can't catch dragons at all. ”

That Hu Lai's face suddenly changed when he heard this, to be honest, he didn't believe Zhang Xuanqing's words, in his heart, Zhang Xuanqing just wanted to humiliate him. But Zhang Xuanqing blocked all the words, if he didn't do it, it would be his problem, not that Zhang Xuanqing wouldn't. In this way, he naturally can't ask Zhang Xuanqing for a donkey, nor can he ask Zhuang Feng for money, that is not exactly Zhang Xuanqing's plan? But let him really hold donkey dung in front of so many people, and he can't do it. If Zhang Xuanqing can really attract dragons, it is okay, he is planted in the hands of an "immortal", and there is no shame. But if Zhang Xuanqing can't attract the dragon, it is clear that he is playing him, and in the end, even if he gets the donkey and the money, how can he gain a foothold in Xishan Town in the future? In case he has no more money, he goes to ask others, and others laugh at him and prevaricate him for this, how can he still have the face to ask people for money, how can he get money?

This is the difference between Hu Lai and ordinary gangsters, he wants to be comprehensive and never just cares about the present. The reason why he chose to be a scoundrel is only because he is lazy, if he can get rid of his laziness, he can't say that he is also a hero. And just when it was difficult to choose between the pros and cons of Hu Lai's analysis, the surrounding onlookers couldn't help but coax and urge.

"Hu, come on, don't let this Taoist priest look down on us!"

"You're not usually very powerful, why are you cowardly at this time?"

"Isn't it just holding a donkey dung egg, what are you afraid of, who hasn't held it when you were a child?"

"That's it, I heard that when you were a child, you used to pick up and eat with the back of the donkey's butt. ”

"Hurry up, Hu, don't let everyone look down on you!"

"The gambling contract has been made with others, and now I regret it? ”

“......”

There was a lot of disturbance, bustling, and crowds. Almost all of the people who spoke were not a big deal to watch the excitement, although they seemed to support Hu Lai, but the meaning of the words was heard by fools, and they made it clear that they wanted to see Hu Lai make a fool of himself.

Being so noisy by everyone, Hu Lai's anger became more and more intense. However, he was really a bit of a quick wit, and everyone forced each other to think of a way to break the situation, and snorted: "Shut up for me! Are you really scared of me? I just don't believe in this Taoist priest! Besides, this Taoist priest has already said just now that he wants to invite me to eat real dragon meat, but now what kind of wild dragon is he talking about...... Hey, with our identity, can you eat wild dragon meat? Stinky Taoist, or, you can conjure a real dragon for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu Mo said that he doesn't want your donkey, just kowtow to you and apologize. Or, you can honestly give me the donkey, and the money from this surnamed Zhuang, and don't tell me what you have or don't!"

His voice is not small, and everyone is here to see the excitement, so they naturally want to hear what he has to say. Therefore, after just a few breaths after he spoke, the scene instantly fell silent.

After Hu finished speaking, everyone's eyes couldn't help but turn to Zhang Xuanqing, feeling that what Hu Lai said was not unreasonable, and wanted to hear how Zhang Xuanqing defended. They actually wanted to see Hu Lai make a fool of himself, but unexpectedly, they saw Zhang Xuanqing frowning and pondering, as if they didn't expect Hu Lai to hold on to this, and there was no way to deal with it, so everyone couldn't help but be anxious.

Contrary to everyone's mentality, Hu Lai's expression when he saw Zhang Xuanqing was overjoyed. snorted disdainfully, then showed a smug smile, shook three times and two times, walked towards the donkey that Zhang Xuanqing bought, and said as he walked: "Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey, it seems that you will follow me in the future......"

"That's not necessarily!" Zhang Xuanqing stopped between a person and a donkey with an expressionless face, and said, "Brother Hu, you have to think about it." The real dragon poor Dao got it for you, but the poor Dao also said before that the body of the true dragon is equivalent to the emperor of the world, and it is the chief of all things. Have you ever thought about the consequences of eating him?"

Hu Lai snorted coldly: "Don't tell me this, either you can get me the real dragon now, or get out of the way for me, and don't stop me from leading my donkey." ”

In a few words, he turned out to be a donkey and it was his. Zhang Xuanqing took a deep look at him and said, "Okay!" That meaningful expression made Hu Lai's heart bottomless for a while. Then I saw Zhang Xuanqing turn around suddenly, bow to the donkey, and said, "Brother Donkey, you have seen everything, no matter what, Brother Zhuang also has the grace of protecting you." Today's matter, without your help, I am afraid that it will not be good, and with the mana of the poor Dao, it will not be able to summon the true dragon. Therefore, please donkey brother benevolence and righteousness, give poor Dao a drop of blood, let the poor Dao practice, I hope don't want to resign!"

At this moment, both Hu Lai and the onlookers were stunned, talking to the donkey? Your brain was kicked by the donkey! What immediately sounded was Hu Lai's rampant laughter, and he said: "Stinky Taoist, you are poor in donkey skills...... Unexpectedly, as soon as he said this, suddenly the donkey moved.

And...... It's not a general movement yet!(To be continued.) )