At night, the streets crisscrossed by Jiangcheng are dotted with neon lights, like a colorful hanging river.

This is a very simple residential building with no aesthetic appearance. A plastic water pipe from the top of the building to the bottom of the building, which is enclosed in a rusty iron ring.

In the dead of night, it was on this water pipe that a black shadow climbed up like a gecko, not to mention its swift movements, and its soft hair was still swaying with the ups and downs of its body.

Huh, could it be that this is still a female thief??

Hey, you don't get it!

Any industry, for better or worse, is evolving with the times. The thief is also quietly developing, and it is very important to be a thief with professional quality and all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, beauty and labor.

We can't discriminate against any one industry!

You must know that the country now implements nine-year compulsory education, and the vast majority of thieves have a junior high school education. There is a verbal saying: hooligans are not scary, they are afraid that hooligans are educated!

That's so true!

The vast majority of thieves in society now have a junior high school graduation culture, see if you are afraid!

There are also different kinds of thieves! Each thief has a specialty that they have developed with their previous experience, the tea and the lessons of remorse.

A burglary like this is a great test of the thief's skill and lightness of his movements. Moreover, burglary is not a knife robbery, it does not need to show up to release ugly faces, nor does it need to consume too much physical strength in martial arts, it is safe, the risk is low, and even if you are invited to tea, it will not be long before you are released.

Of course, this kind of work is suitable for women!

With the not-so-bright moonlight, we finally caught the face of this cunning thief, heh! Now the coke is broken! Isn't this guy with the thief's head and brain Qin Feng?

Climbing a water pipe was obviously no problem for him.

Climbed up to the second floor along the water pipe. Gu Yihan's room on the second floor was really lit. Pushing open the window of his room and quietly climbing in, Qin Feng felt complacent, fortunately he had been prepared.

With more than forty years of chastity guaranteeing, he is really not afraid of Gu Yihan, nor is he afraid that Gu Yihan will find out that he is wearing her clothes. Qin Feng wanted to avoid Gu Yihan, the bigger reason was because Qin Feng was weak-hearted.

Being a thief is not empty words.

In Qin Feng's understanding, taking someone else's things without others knowing it is considered stealing. Stealing a mortal woman's clothes to wear, Qin Feng had never done such a thing in his life.

Today is the first time in history!

For the first time......

Because his roots have been traumatized, and if left untreated, he will be downgraded, and the situation cannot be delayed. Of course, Qin Feng wanted to go and see what kind of medicinal materials were available in the pharmacy.

It's just that I didn't expect that the result was in vain.

However, Qin Feng has lived for more than forty years, and he has long looked down on these, the world does not revolve around him alone, and it is impossible to let his wishes come true all the time.

Although Qin Feng looked at things with this kind of vision, the disappointment in his heart was inevitable.

Those who cultivate the truth are also human beings.

Even if he cultivates an immortal immortal in the end, he is still a person, in layman's terms, an immortal is only of a higher level than a human, in fact, the thoughts are still about the same.

Seven emotions and six desires, immortals also have.

Who said that a cultivator must be able not to be happy with things and not to be sad about himself?

Qin Feng took off Gu Yihan's clothes and pants, folded them and stuffed them under the bed.

These things can't be discovered by the woman. Wait until tomorrow I'll quietly put it back in her closet. What Qin Feng was afraid of was not the woman's reaction, and he didn't know that he was a big man wearing Gu Yihan's clothes, and this kind of behavior was usually talked about by others as perverted.

Even he didn't understand the underlying meaning of the word pervert. After all, his understanding of words was limited to the Chinese Dictionary.

What Qin Feng really didn't dare to face was his embarrassment. His self-esteem was too strong, and he was unwilling to accept the fact that he was stealing the clothes of a mortal woman, which could be said to be a bit self-defeating.

I never thought of it!!

There was a strange thing about the shape of a cucumber, but slightly smaller than a cucumber, stuffed under the bed. What is it......??

Qin Feng's suit was stuffed inside, and the thing was actually pushed and rolled, and I don't know what it knocked down on the way, making a sound of many objects falling to the ground.

Why are there so many things hidden under the bed??

Didn't the woman say that this bedroom is usually unoccupied??

"Qin Feng, is that you?" Gu Yihan's ears were very pointed, even if he was watching the video, he could still hear the movement next door. The light in her room is still on, which means that Gu Yihan hasn't slept yet.

As mentioned earlier, there is almost no furniture in the bedroom where Qin Feng sleeps, and a bed and a computer desk are already all the furniture in this bedroom. This means that the set of clothes in Qin Feng's hand has no place to hide after being exposed under the bed.

“...... It's me. "Anyway, it is a knife to stretch out his head, and it is also a knife to shrink his head, Qin Feng gritted his teeth and his neck was horizontal, and Lao Tzu was out of the way!!

"Oh, why aren't you at home today?" Gu Yihan, a woman, was actually very nervous sometimes, she directly ignored a bigger problem, her room was closed, and the only key was in her hand, so how did Qin Feng, who didn't have a key, get in?

So Gu Yihan, a woman, sometimes has really big nerves!!

"I'm going to buy food. Qin Feng replied calmly and unhurriedly.

Just kidding, who is Qin Feng? He is a forty-year-old person who has lived in the world of the cultivation realm, and it is not as easy as drinking tea and eating.

"Oh. "Gu Yihan actually believed it like this??

Rao is Qin Feng also felt stunned, this woman is too easy to deceive!

"I'm watching a video that just came out today, which is popular on the Internet, and it's fun. "The laughter of Gu Da Beauty floated next door, "The title of the video is actually called 'The long-haired woman and the man staged a stunning jump on the road, and the casual act actually broke the world record.'" ’”

Gu Yihan has the habit of using the squirrel browser to look through new anecdotes every day, and today she opened the squirrel as usual, but was surprised to find that today's headline turned out to be a real video?

Video?And it's still a real shot??

I used to see almost all the headlines of the graphic category, and it was rare to see a video that could be popular all over the Internet, pull it down and take a look, drink! It's actually a video just uploaded today............ On the Internet, netizens are talking hotly......

"This video - it's awesome!!"

"Four meters?Superman??What kind of software is this video used to synthesize?I can't even see any traces??"

"Damn!!This is absolutely impossible!Fake, right??I just checked on the Internet, and the world record in the high jump is only 2.45 meters!!"

"yes! Give upstairs a thumbs up. I think so too, jumping 4 meters in one jump is too fake, and it's not a superhero, this is beyond the limits of the human body!"

There are a lot of netizens who don't believe it, he is still a person with a jump of 4 meters? Needless to say, it's hype again, this little trick, when I'm blind, can't I see it??

"Those upstairs know at a glance that they have never seen the world, don't be blind if you don't know!!I was there at the time, but I saw it with my own eyes, that person jumped more than 4 meters high!!"

A barrage of angry expressions, followed by a long list of contemptuous expressions.

"Damn!Who do you say hasn't seen the world!!" A young man with a face full of pimples, a little handsome, at the moment he is yelling at the screen!!"A person jumps more than four meters high?How is this possible?If this is the case, why haven't those people been incorporated into the national team to win glory for the country?How can they still be unknown??"Rub~~ There are really stupid people who will believe it!!

"My dear~~ What are you looking at?Why don't you come over to accompany me~~" A delicate girl paper came behind him, wrapped around the thick waist of the young man and said coquettishly.

"Aren't you looking at some forbidden stuff behind my back?" Sister Paper suddenly narrowed her eyes and glanced at the computer.

"I have you, how can I still go to see those things?" The young man suddenly picked up the sister paper, and gnawed down on a pair of big lips, until he kissed the sister paper until his face turned red.

Then he said with a depressed face: "Wife, why do you say these people are so ~ stupid ~ ! They don't want to think about it, the first person in our country's high jump, Liu Tao's current best result is only 2.35 meters, to say that a person can jump 4 meters high, I don't believe it!"

The young man shook his head disdainfully, a bunch of fools!!You know, he is very interested in sports, especially the high jump and long jump. He doesn't want to quarrel with those people on the Internet anymore, he has already seen that even if he continues to quarrel, the result will still be the same, those viewers are too blind.

As soon as he saw this video, he knew that it was just the person who posted the video who wanted to make it popular. The young man shook his head helplessly, there are more such things on the Internet, and he really can't say anything about this kind of behavior, after all, who doesn't want to be famous?

"Because it's true. The young man looked at his girlfriend with wide eyes, as if what his girlfriend had just said was not an evaluation, but said, "Let's break up!"

The young man's face was covered with consternation, and all the pimples on his face seemed to come alive, and they twitched to the ground...... He couldn't believe his ears.

"It should be true. "Oh my God!!I didn't expect my highly educated girlfriend to say this!!! However, my girlfriend's next sentence made the young man confused!!

"At that time, I was also there, and when the man jumped, I happened to see ...... too"

Bang!!!!!

The young man was confused!!

Completely confused!!

The young man's eyes were blank, and a sentence kept echoing in his head: Could it be that what they said was true, could it be that the real stupid person was himself???............

As soon as this video came out, it caught the attention of many people, and the most important thing is that this video is not like many videos on the Internet, selling dog meat with a sheep's head, it is genuine, but seeing the unscientific scene inside, it immediately caused a controversy!!

In a very short period of time, it burned the prairie with fire

Glancing at the title at the top, Gu Yihan's interest came up.

Well, it's a title that people can't refuse......

Click in......

"Poof!!" Gu Yihan knelt down with a smile, the buddies in the video are dressed up too individually, this taste is too weird!

It's so good to dress! I can't laugh if I don't laugh!!

The video is very short, and after watching the video quickly, Gu Yihan wants to find someone to share her joy.

Long hair, women's clothing, jumping ......

As everyone knows, Qin Feng's eyelids jumped suddenly when he heard her words, and a very bad premonition suddenly surged in his heart......

"Hahahaha!!" Gu Yihan lay on the soft big bed and paddled his mobile phone, Bai Shengsheng's feet kicked the soft quilt again and again, laughing so much that he almost lost his breath, "This video is really fun!"

"Why is this man in the video so motherly, he actually has long hair. Qin Feng's face immediately turned dark. Therefore, Gu Yihan was really nervous sometimes, and she actually forgot about Qin Feng's long hair.

"Also, he's actually dressed in women's clothes! a big man dressed like this hahahaha......"

"Is he from Thailand hahaha......" Gu Yihan had no image, and tears came out of his eyes when he laughed.

Although Qin Feng didn't know what "from Thailand" meant, he also understood that this sentence must not be a good word. It's a pity that there is a wall in the middle, and Gu Yihan can't see Qin Feng's wonderful look at the moment.

"Eh, why does this guy's clothes look familiar?"

"That's right!!" Gu Yihan clapped his hands and said excitedly, "I said why is it so familiar, this coat is exactly the same as the coat I bought online a month ago!"

"Wow! His pants, these pure black wide-leg pants I seem to have too!"

Finally, Gu Yihan saw that something was wrong, "Huh~~ How does this guy feel similar to you? The more I look at it, the more he looks like it, the more he looks like it!Why don't you speak!Uh, Qin Feng, I didn't mean that just now......" Gu Yihan thought that he said that Qin Feng was like the man in the video, and Qin Feng was angry, and hurriedly quipped: "How can you be like this man, you must know that you only have one arm, but the other party has and ......"

Gu Yihan's head crashed!!

Counterpart...... Probably, likely, likely, maybe, should...... It's also one, one, one arm??............

Bang!!!

This is the only voice left in Gu Yihan's head at the moment.

A bolt from the blue!!!

Thunderbolt on a sunny day, there is wood and !!

Let's say that Gu Yihan has a big nerve, sometimes she will suddenly become a blue heart.

Dozens of people present, including those who recorded this video, failed to discover this special point, but Gu Yihan found out............

Gu Yihan's heart was cold, and he jumped out of bed and went straight to the wardrobe, and immediately opened the wardrobe without saying a word!

Gu Yihan carefully found that there were traces of rummaging inside, and the plaid jacket was gone......

The black wide-legged pants are also missing......

"It's ...... What's going on?" Gu Yihan fell to the ground, his head a little unable to turn, "Liar, deceive, deceive?" Gu Yihan muttered in disbelief with a blank white piece in his head.

If Qin Feng is the man in this popular video, wearing a women's jacket, women's wide-legged pants, and stepping on flip-flops......

So it can be inferred from this: the women's coat that Qin Feng was wearing at that time was not the same brand as hers, but the women's coat she bought online a month ago......

From this, it can be concluded that the pure black wide-leg pants that Qin Feng is wearing are the wide-leg pants she put in the closet......

In the end, the ending was: Qin Feng, a big man, shamelessly opened her girl's wardrobe and shamelessly took away one of her girls' clothes from it, and shamelessly put her girl's clothes on his big man's body, and also swaggered and shamelessly went shopping in her clothes, and also made up such a shameless video, and also made up such a shameless video, and also ......

Gu Yihan was stunned!!

Completely confused!!!!

Is there really such a shameless person in the world who can really do such a shameless thing......

The look on Gu Yihan's face was shocked or shocked!!

Finally, Gu Yihan's expression calmed down, she closed her eyes and took a deep breath......

Suddenly, my eyes wide!!In the clear and beautiful big eyes, there is a raging fire burning at the moment~~ Gu Yihan is crazy again!!

"Qin Feng! the old lady is not finished with you!!!!"

"Ahhh!!!!h

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