When everyone saw this angry and godly attitude, they were all intimidated.

Bai Winged Fei said: "Brother Gou has such patience, the younger brother has only seen it today, I don't know what kind of wealth and livelihood Brother Gou often does?"

The white-winged dragon smiled: "What Brother Gou is doing must be a secret secret. ”

When Gou Cai saw the inquiry, he was proud, so he drank a glass of wine, coughed twice, and said: "Brother Bai makes fun of it, how can the younger brother have a fortune and a livelihood to find, and when he becomes an adult, he pretends to be crazy with my master, and does good deeds and accumulates virtues." My teacher is the younger brother of the mad monk, and the Dharma name is Ji mad, and the temperament of the mad master is slightly different. The younger brother has been with the teacher for a short time, and his knowledge of the law is very shallow, because my teacher has one less method than his teacher Boji, which is 'cloudy and treacherous', and good people and bad people give good laws. The younger brother was angry, so he left him, wandering in the red dust alone, punishing the evil and helping the good, for many years, the reputation of the end. Today, passing through Baozhuang, Gaiwen Tu Zhuang is a hero for thousands of miles, squandering money and righteousness, and there are many diners, so I have to support Brother Tu's demeanor, and it is indeed true. The owner of the slaughterhouse has to be treated proudly, and he is grateful for the next good life. Seeing that Qiu was full of hatred and arrogance, his eyes were hidden in his evil desires, and it was not good for you, so the little brother couldn't bear it, so he first applied a small punishment, but he didn't expect this guy to find out that I was a disciple of Ji Mad. The one who is nicknamed 'Mad Godwalker' is below. When the thief learned that it was terrible, he changed color and left the table, and fled. I only said that he would run away tomorrow morning, but I didn't expect him to take the lead, even if he shouldn't die today, how can he avoid my 'mad god walker' forever?"

When the people heard him say this, some of them believed it all, and some of them half-believed.

Tu Shixuan said: "Brother Gou is in trouble, and his reputation is full of words. Although I am a few years older than Brother Gou, I am a few years older, but I am not virtuous, and compared with Brother Gou, I am not enough to be a tooth. ”

Gou Cai laughed, took a drink, took a sip, and said treacherously: "You are older than me? ”

Everyone secretly thought that this person could dare to be so cynical, saying that he had won the Tao and saved the world, which was enough to make people unbelievable, this kid was not more than forty years old at most, could he have the art of immortality?

Gou Cai said: "Don't blame you, it's not the walker who speaks wildly, the true emperor Zhao Heng ascended the throne of the great treasure, when Wuxu, the year name Xianping, in the next is the year when the son came into the world, now is the throne of Emperor Zhao, when Wuyin, Shaoxing twenty-nine years, you guess the old decay about the age?"

Everyone present was surprised and laughed, thinking that if Xianping was born in the early years, it would be one hundred and sixty years from the twenty-ninth year of Shaoxing, and seeing him so old but like he had just entered middle age, if he went on like this, he would not live to be two or three hundred years old?

Gou Cai said: "I have few days of art under the teacher, when I was eighteen years old, I met an immortal in Luoyang and taught me the art of longevity, I don't believe it." The immortal said that in one hundred and thirty years, he would enlighten two disciples to descend to the mortal world and let me learn the Fa with one of them. I didn't laugh at the beginning, it was a stinky fart. But the immortal man said, "If you do not believe, I will take wine and drink it with you, and one cup will increase the number by ten years." I drank two glasses at that time, and the wine was dark green and fragrant, and I was afraid that it was poisonous wine, and I thought that I had no grudge against him, and it would definitely not harm me. When I had finished drinking, I asked what the wine was made of. He said that this wine is made from the first snow of the Tianshan Mountains, the first grain of the world, and the juice of the stamen of the ten thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight years, and it is definitely difficult for people without good fortune to taste it. The immortal Weng blew on me, and in an instant I was like a cloud driving through the fog, so frightened that I didn't dare to open my eyes, and suddenly my body sank, and I didn't feel a sense of immortality, and I opened my eyes and was surprised. The immortal man only blew one breath, and actually blew me from Luoyang to my home, thousands of miles away, and returned in an instant, isn't that old man an immortal? Since then, I have been drunk for a long time, and my family has seen me in such a situation, and they are so shocked that they cry, only that I am drunk to death, and they are stroking the corpse and crying, no, they are stroking the body and crying. As soon as they touched my chest, there was still breath and my pulse was normal, so they leaned on my stomach and listened to my breathing. Unexpectedly, the immortal wine was really special, and it didn't take long for my parents, brothers and sisters to be smoked by the smell of the wine, and they all lay in bed for 20 years. When the parents woke up, they were 60 years old and died at the age of 99, and the brother and sister were 28 years old, and 20 years later, they were still the same as when they were first drunk, and they both lived for more than 100 years. By the time he wakes up, 130 years have passed, and his grandson will be 90 years old this year, and his parents have passed away for 70 or 80 years. On the third day after I woke up, two monks really came to my house to make a fortune, and they smelled out that I had the breath of immortals, that is, I knew that the person I wanted to find was me. Since then, they have traveled with them. Shi Boji was degraded to a Lingyin mad monk because he offended Li Daojun, and was later punished in an ancient well and not allowed to come out. It's a shame to say that my mad master is not as good as my madman, but he doesn't quit drinking and meat. People often say that 'the four non-abstinence of madness' means that he does not abstain from drinking and meat, and does not abstain from wealth. Whenever Uncle Shi ate and drank, he always tore some dog meat with me and drank two cups. Since he hid himself, he has not had wine or meat to eat. Because of this, the old man left the teacher and traveled alone. I also hope that you will not laugh at the greedy mouth, it is really for the madman to do this. His ancestors were banban, and he knew that Xianweng's wine had such a miraculous effect, so it was strange that I didn't drink all his gourd wine. Thinking about it today, regretting it is too late. It was fucking stupid. ”

When the guests heard that he was vast, he spoke recklessly, and they all laughed. Li Jin listened for a while, and then said: "In this way, Brother Gou is half an immortal, can you cast a spell on the brothers here, so that I can wait for the blessing of my eyes and see Brother Gou's extraordinary immortal skills?"

Gou Cai said: "It's not that you are practicing the law in the lower way, but those who have attained the Tao are the most taboo to use spells indiscriminately. That Qiu De's revenge is self-inflicted, and my teacher knows it, and he can't blame me. Since I don't believe in the ranks, I will use a small trick to laugh at you. After speaking, the left hand clenched, shouted "go", the palm of the hand was thrown upward, only to see a blue light flashing, and the hand took the grip again, drank a glass of wine, the throat grunted, it seemed that the wine had been swallowed, and the palm of the hand was slammed, and with a "plop" sound, a blue-green flame erupted from the mouth, shooting directly three feet away. Those who were near were all shocked and retreated.

Then Gou Cai crossed his legs in the chair, chanted words in his mouth, and opened his eyes half-loudly before he opened his eyes and said: "I have acquiesced to the master, let him forgive the disciple for abusing the law and taking favor, if I don't pray, I will definitely lose my twenty years of life." ”

Everyone was amazed when they saw this. Li Jin exclaimed: "Brother Gou is really an immortal Dao divine method, and this kind of fiery light can be hidden in his mouth and spewed out, which really opens the eyes of the younger brother and makes him admire." The heart thought to himself: "If you marry this person, you will definitely be able to make a career." ”

The rest of the people were not enough to believe it, seeing him cast this spell, it was something that ordinary people had never heard of, if it was not an immortal way, how could he do this?

Tu Shiwei raised a glass of wine and said, "Gou Xian is really a god, I will give you a glass below." ”

Li Jin said: "Brother Shengou's wonderful method is amazing, and I will also give you a cup below." ”

Another man in his forties said: "Gou Xianchang's spells are wonderful, and the amount of wine is also Ruohai, and the younger generation will also come to toast you." ”

"Gou Xianchang in order to increase the joy of the public, do not hesitate to magic immortal longevity, how to derusi? ”

"Come and worship the immortals in the next cup, don't push back ......"

The guests scrambled to raise their glasses to each other, and for a while, the immortals and gods flew together, and the wine and stinking spittle danced together, holding this freckled man out of the clouds, fluttering like a fairy, and forgetting who his surname was, and who he was. Steadied himself in his chair, and his glass was dry.

After drinking like this for a long time, Gou Cai only felt top-heavy, and the world was spinning, but it was really like turning clouds and fog. The abdomen was swollen and overflowed, and with a "wow" sound, all the food in the abdomen was about to come out, spraying everywhere. Those who came close were splashed on their faces or clothes.

When everyone saw this, they were so disgusted that they wanted to gag, and the splashed person hurriedly wiped it with a sweat towel, and felt that it smelled fishy and smelly, and couldn't help but fall down in the throat. In such a way, the reflex was affected, and the rest could not control their throats, and vomiting and choking were concurrent for a while, as if breaking a valley and a stream. Full of up and down, tilting the abdomen than spraying. There are no male protagonists and female guests who do not vomit. The whole hall was filled with turbidity and stench, and the door of the hall was like a boiling soup, overflowing five feet away. Several large dogs sniffed and rushed to eat, and soon they were all drunk.

Everyone in the hall sobbed and cried, smeared the ground with dung, and those who did not vomit outside the door saw that everyone was competing for this, and they also used their fingers to pick them desperately. After vomiting like this for a long time, the stomach was already empty, and finally only some sour water hung on the side of his mouth, which was connected to the ground in long strips, and he felt a lot more relaxed.

Everyone went out of the hall to wash their faces and rinse their mouths, and their own servants covered their noses and entered, wiped and washed, and cursed secretly, needless to say.

Tu Shichou instructed: "Clean up, and when it's close to eating, reopen the wine feast." ”

Bai Yifei said with a smile: "Brother Tu doesn't have to work hard anymore, although we have exhausted the wine and food, we still feel full in our stomachs, but we can't eat this dinner banquet." ”

Gou Cai raised his throat and said: "The owner of the slaughter village is gracious, and he doesn't dare to accept it, if there is fruit, take some to refresh the spleen and stomach first, and make it." ”

When everyone heard this, they praised it. I vomited for a while, my stomach was weak, and if I ate some crisp pears and oranges, it was wonderful.

Tu Shixuan then led everyone to Huiying Hall. Gou Cai is big at the moment, but he is not ashamed to sit firmly in the first middle school. Soon after, the servant brought fruit and put it on the table. The crowd peeled and discarded the seeds for a while, and in an instant, several empty spaces were full.

Li Jin said to Gou Cai: "Brother Gou has this strange world spell, don't you want to achieve great things in the future?"

Gou Cai was stunned when he heard this, and immediately said with a sigh of relief: "It has become a great cause, but contemptible people often think about it, but the Taoist immortal magic is in the body, and it is necessary to save the disaster. ”

Li Jin said in a low voice: "How can Brother Gou say this? Now that the government is paralyzed, the Jin Kingdom has invaded the south, and the entire Shenzhou Jin Ge Iron Horse is flowing across the sea, doesn't Brother Gou want to save the people from fire and water?"

Gou Cai said: "With my own strength, how can I make this world prosperous?"

Li Jin said: "If Brother Gou is careful, the younger brother can let you be drunk with gold fans, holding a purple ribbon and gold seal, and you are famous all over the world." ”

Gou Cai's heart trembled wildly, and he hurriedly said: "Brother Li is brave and wise, Gou ...... I've heard it a long time ago, I don't know why Brother Li said this?"

Li Jindao: "I won't go into detail for the time being, if Brother Gou is interested, he will definitely make you rich and honorable, and you will be famous in the annals of history in the future, and you will not dare to arrogant the clouds." ”