......

"Alas!" As soon as he walked outside the Tongming Palace, he heard a sigh erupt from inside:

"It's a pity! Liu Bowen has a good chance of breaking the record in this game. ”

"Yes, the last step on the thunder fell short, it's really better than the sky. ”

Mr. Wolong's record of 29.33 seconds has been held for three months. Liu Bowen failed this challenge, and now it's up to Wang Chan's ancestor Guiguzi. ”

"Guiguzi has rushed into less than 30 seconds last time, and I think there is a lot of hope this time. ”

Why are these immortals having such a good time?

When I walked into the Tongming Palace, I saw the picture on the projector at a glance - Minesweeper......

All the immortals stared intently at the projection screen, and none of them found out that this seat was coming. Guiguzi sat in front of the computer with a solemn face, moving his fingers, as if he was warming up.

"Ahem!" I coughed. Guiguzi raised his eyes and saw me, and immediately stood up and saluted, "Daojun, you are back." ”

"Ah!" all the immortals turned around and got up to greet them, "Daojun is coming, we will miss the welcome, forgive our sins." ”

"Today, I deliberately asked the guards of Nantianmen not to report, just to see what everyone is busy with on weekdays. I said with an unhappy face: "Why don't the institutes of science and technology and the continuing education schools have classes today, and they all come here to play games?"

Zhao Kuangyin stepped forward quickly, arched his hand and said, "I have almost finished half of the university course, but ......"

"But what?"

Zhao Kuangyin hesitated for a moment before continuing: "Don't hide it, in the past six months, everyone's enthusiasm for learning has indeed decreased......

"Why is that?" I frowned.

"Daojun!" the black Wei Chigong said with a big grin: "You asked us to learn the science and technology culture of the world, which is a good thing, and everyone has also learned a lot of knowledge in the past few years." But after learning so much, I can't see or touch it, and I'm getting more and more bored. ”

"Oh. I conjured out a bottle of Coke and handed it to Wei Chigong, "Just now, you were the loudest, your voice was hoarse, drink some drinks first, and speak slowly." ”

"Coke?" Wei Chigong's eyes lit up, and he twisted the lid open.

"Huh-" Coke erupted all at once, pouring Wei Chigong's head all over his face.

"You can feel it now, are you energetic now?" I said coldly, "Learning is not a fun thing, but you have to figure it out, what is the purpose of learning?"

The immortals all honestly bowed their heads and were trained.

"Learning is to be able to apply what you have learned one day in the future, and learning is to build the Heavenly Court, defend the Heavenly Court, and revitalize the Heavenly Court!" I pointed at this group of immortals with a dark face, "Rekindle the Heavenly Court incense, rebuild the source of mana, resist the Heavenly Demons, and turn things around...... Is this a matter of one person? Why am I working hard in front of me, while you are playing minesweepers, cards, and hearts in the back?

"I know I'm wrong, please calm your anger. "The immortals were really angry when they saw me, and they confessed their mistakes one after another.

"Everything exists for a reason, what does it mean that you can't see it and can't touch it? You have to wait for this seat to bring you new things from the world to play, so that you can see and touch it?" I asked Yu Chigong again: "You answer me, why does Coke spew out?"

Wei Chigong replied solemnly: "Because Coke contains a large amount of compressed carbon dioxide gas, when you shake the Coke bottle vigorously, the compressed carbon dioxide gas will be released, so it will erupt sharply." After speaking, the foodie stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, becoming the first fairy to taste Coke.

"Well, that's pretty much it?" I softened and asked, "Is it delicious?"

"Good...... Delicious. Wei Chi smiled innocently, which made my anger half dissipated.

"Come, one bottle per person, try it. "I conjured up a few boxes of Coke and handed them to Yu Chigong to distribute to the immortals.

"Wait a minute, don't open it yet. I then asked, "Which ones are the best at minesweeping?"

Wang Yangming showed me the challenge record:

Zhuge Liang: 29.33 seconds

Guiguzi: 29.98 seconds

Sun Wu: 30.25 seconds

Liu Bowen: 30.68 seconds

Wang Yangming: 31.17 seconds

"The five of you stand up, and I'll give you an award. I put the top five in a line, then raised their palms, "Everyone shake the Coke bottle vigorously and listen to my command to open it together." ”

These five minesweepers understood what I meant, what kind of award is this, obviously they are lined up to be shot......

"Daojun spare my life, I have made meritorious contributions to Daojun, and Daojun's Eight Formations of Gods and Ghosts have not been learned......"

"In the past, you slashed horses with tears, but today I sneered and sneered. Everyone prepare!" In the face of Zhuge Liang's forgiveness, I began to count down mercilessly:

"Three!"

"Two!"

"One!"

"Squirt it!"

"Boom-" "Boom-" "Boom-" "Boom-" "Boom-" ...... More than 100 bottles of Coke opened fire at the same time, and immediately sprayed the five minesweepers into slag.

......

Seeing that I was still a little angry, Du Kang and Lu Yu hurriedly took the initiative to offer this year's output: thirty catties of Tianyi Immortal Tea, six taels of the best before the rain, five hundred jars of Peach Blossom Immortal Wine, and three hundred jars of one-year aging.

The output of Peach Blossom Immortal Brew was fixed according to Du Kang's opinion, and Lu Yu increased the output of Immortal Tea by 50% this year, and I encouraged two sentences with satisfaction.

"Qi Qi Daojun!" Li Shizhen stepped forward and detonated a bombshell: "The Nine Turns Elixir has been successfully refined." ”

"What!" I jumped up, trembling with excitement, "you mean...... The ...... of the old gentleman That recipe was successfully refined?"

This is so surprising to me, last time I asked Li Shizhen and Hua Tuo, Zhang Zhongjing, Sun Simiao, An Qisheng, and Xu Fu to refine medicine together, and I just tried it with the attitude of obeying the destiny of heaven, but I didn't expect it to succeed in just one year...... Can you believe it?

If you go down to earth with a gourd elixir...... Is there anything in this world that I can't do?

Don't talk about bringing the dead back to life, just say that the cure for all diseases is enough to make me the richest, most bullish and most respected person in the world!

There is nothing that cannot be without money, and there is nothing that cannot be sick!

Once you are seriously ill, even if you have the power of the world, everyone looks up to you, your family property is hundreds of millions, and you have a group of wives and concubines...... You can't eat any delicious food, you can't enjoy love, you can't spend any amount of money, and you can only lie in the intensive care unit and wait to die.

But with the elixir of this seat...... What is the effect? What is this concept?

An elixir is equal to a life! How much is a life worth? Who can calculate it?

The elixir is life, money, and faith!

Who doesn't have three diseases and five disasters in their life, who dares to guarantee that they won't get cancer, AIDS, leukemia or something?

Who dares to offend me? Who dares to disbelieve me?

Those who believe in me will have eternal life, that is nonsense, but to ensure that you will not be invaded by all diseases and live a long life, that is real.

The elixir is in hand, I have it in the world!

Isn't it just like playing?

I, the Taoist ancestor of the world, and I, the Tianyi Sect, will become the most powerful and supreme existence in the world's bunkers in a matter of minutes! What Red Cross, what WHO, what United Nations...... They all have to look at my face!

There are six or seven billion people in this world, I won't say too much, it's easy to recruit three or five billion believers, how many spirit beads can I harvest in a year?

Rebuild the faith in the world, rekindle the incense of the heavenly court, and revitalize the heavenly court to resist the heavenly demons...... This glorious and arduous epic task is about to be completed! I will soon become the true Lord of Heaven, and I will take my parents and Xiaowan and my children to fly to the immortal realm together, and live a carefree and happy life from now on......

"Ahaha......ha

I couldn't stop laughing at the sky!

I couldn't stop laughing at the sky!

I couldn't stop laughing at the sky!

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