Chapter 61: Soy Sauce

Under the continuous flushing of yin and yang, the speed of Fu Ya finally slowed down, and the surface became more and more blurred, and the Taoist priest also reached the point where he could not hold on, not because of his lack of mana, but because he kept the same posture for two days and one night, his back and neck hurt, his legs were soft and his feet cramped, he really couldn't understand why those Taoist predecessors could be closed for hundreds of days, or even years, as soon as they retreated, wouldn't they have spondylosis and herniated disc in their lumbar discs?

Fortunately, at this juncture, the first to advance was the "Volcano Stove Ding" method, the sound of blood and water stopped abruptly, the Taoist priest was hot, increased the blood, Yang Qi was released, the fatigue of the whole body was almost swept away, and the body was hot, as if those martial artists who practiced their fists and feet to the inner house, their muscles and bones were full of heat, and those who dared to bare their arms in the winter, this is the effect of Yang Qi in the body, and if the Taoist priest uses blood as a talisman in the future, the power will inevitably increase a lot. ↙ Eighty-eight ↙ ↙ reading ↙, .β€».oβ—‡

Yang Qi from the outside of the body and into the body, the spirit is the messenger of Yin, under its influence, the power of Fu Ya suddenly decreased, Li Daoist puffed up, the four sides of the Taiji diagram into a black and white fish dragon, up and down, like a precision mechanism, this is the means he realized from the fish and dragon Tai Ji diagram, and then the front and back, Fu Ya finally couldn't hold on to the collapse and scattered, the Taoist priest's heart moved, this Yin Soul was gathered again, but obedient a lot, under his control, slowly sank into the spirit platform.

Fuya, one of the Seven Spirits, was finally surrendered by him!

Corpse dogs, Fu Ya, swallowing thieves, stinky lungs, the seven spirits have been reduced to four, with the current age of the Taoist priest, he can definitely be praised many times.

The level has also been upgraded, the task has been completed, and the twenty-year deadline is not in a hurry now, so the Taoist priest decided to soak a girl first, and slipped to the door of the Dong family's house early in the morning, holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand.

The door was opened by the bun-faced maid Xiaoyu, who saw the Taoist priest, and wanted to close the door with a glaring eye, but fortunately, the Taoist priest reacted quickly, and hurriedly resisted with one foot: "Little fish girl, you can't let the Taoist eat closed door soup in the morning, besides, we haven't offended you!"

"Hmph, I don't know what you did to Madame, but Madame hasn't shown a smile since she returned home, and it's all your responsibility!"

"Well, it's not unreasonable, but the bell still needs to be tied to the bell, whoever makes Mrs. angry, who naturally has to be responsible for making Mrs. happy, so the poor road is not coming. ”

"What if you make Madame cry again?"

"Then let us be struck by lightning," Daoist Li swore with a gambling curse, anyway, he had been hacked once, and what could he do if he did it again.

Baozi looked him up and down on his face, then 'snorted', let go of the door, and walked back on his own.

"Baozi, no, Xiaoyu, do you usually like to read?"

"Naturally, my aunt and grandmother are full of poetry and books. ”

"What books have you read?"

"Four books and five classics, all the sons and hundreds of schools, they have all been turned over several times," Baozi said without blinking his eyelids.

"What about "Flower Futon", for example, this is a classic on the market!"

The face of the bun-faced maid instantly turned red, angry and annoyed, and a little weak-hearted: "What kind of person are you as an aunt and grandmother, how can you look at such vulgar things and dirty eyes." ”

Daoist Li nodded suddenly, and said: "I'll just say, women who can read this kind of erotic books, they are all empty in body, lonely in soul, and full of men's ** 'baby' women, maybe there are a few horns hidden in the house, which is like our little fish girl, pure in mind, kind in heart, and ice clear and jade, like the green lotus in Naluo water......"

The expression on the face of the bun suddenly became quite embarrassed, it seemed that he was not angry, nor was he happy, his face turned blue and pale, and finally he simply stomped his feet, "Grandma somehow, I don't want to see you again today!"

"--There are not many good girls like you now, and there are those who are inconsistent on the outside and on the inside, pure on the outside and flattering on the inside, alas, why are you gone, Xiaoyu? ”

After successfully leaving the bun face, Daoist Li sighed sadly, invincible is really lonely.

knocked on the door, and not long after, Dong's voice came, "Xiaoyu, didn't you say that you won't eat breakfast today?" and then when she opened the door, she saw a smiling face.

Mrs. Dong's expression changed from joy to complaining, then from complaining to angry, and then angry to shy, and finally deliberately cold: "Why are you here, Xiaoyu let you in?"

The big beauty is worthy of being a big beauty, the corners of the eyes, the eyebrows, the red lips, it seems that every slight fluctuation can convert a mood, just this talent, it's a pity not to be an actor, if you give us training, maybe you can still make a movie queen, Li Daoshi sighed a few times, and continued to smile: "Well, the trail saw that the lilies on the side of the road were blooming, and I thought of you, Mrs., this fragrance is elegant, dignified, isn't it Mrs. Your quality, so I made my own opinion and picked a bunch over." ”

"It's jasmine. ”

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Looking at the guy on the other side with a choked expression, Dong's fingers loosened, "Even the flowers are wrong, I don't think you are very sincere." ”

"How can this be the same, we have a pure heart, I don't believe that Mrs. you touch it," Daoist Li raised his head with his chest, looking like he was being taken advantage of.

Not to mention, Dong really ate this set, covered his small mouth with his cuffs, bent his eyes, and finally welcomed the Taoist priest in, and specially found a flower pot, inserted the flowers into the water, and kept them in the window.

Although it is not the first time that Daoist Li has entered the other party's boudoir, he has really not entered it in broad daylight, and frankly speaking, this is not like a woman's boudoir at all, but more like an old nun's bedroom, empty and almost decorated.

"Dao Chief, if you just preach the scriptures, the concubine is welcome, but if it is still like before, before, you really don't want to meet in the future, it is not good for you and me. ”

Li Daoist looked wrong, pulling, hugging, hugging, kissing, although we haven't reached the fourth stage yet, but haven't the first three stages been successfully unlocked? How can this state still regress? It's completely unreasonable, there is no such thing in the strategy.

Then the Taoist priest rolled his eyes, and saw the chastity archway outside the door, and immediately scolded secretly, damn feudal etiquette, how many innocent women have been destroyed, no, since I have crossed over, I must save one, this is our mission!

But relying on this woman's own weak personality alone, to expect her to be enlightened by herself, is that tantamount to ascending to the sky, and from what angle can the other person's point of view be converted? The Taoist priest was very worried, and then he swept to the statue of Guanyin on the wall.

Master Guanyin, although you are mixed with a bald donkey, but Buddhism is natural, and Taoism is also natural, so Buddha is the Tao, Taoist I now want to rescue the suffering female compatriots under the oppression of feudal etiquette, you should support it, so let's borrow your name, you should not mind.

"Well, let's not hide it, there is a reason for Poor Dao to do this, why? Actually, Master Guanyin asked me to do it. ”

"Master Guanyin!" Dong's eyes widened, and he always felt that this guy was talking nonsense, but how dare he do it in front of the master......

"Poor Dao is the demon envoy of Guanyin, you know this lady, but this demon is not just a beast, Mrs. also has a demon in her heart!"

"There is a demon in the concubine's body and mind?"

"That's right, Mrs. is not after the daily worship of the Buddha, there will always be a feeling of emptiness and loneliness, and it is often difficult to sleep at night, this is the heart demon into the body, it is a heart disease, and it has to be cured!"

"This, this is just-" Dong couldn't answer for a while, but he always felt that there was something wrong with what the other party said.

Daoist Li didn't give her time to react, and without saying a word, he blocked Dong's mouth again, and said after a long time: "Now that the poor Dao enters the body with yang energy, Madame feels much better?"

Dong's face was red as if it was dripping, embarrassed, angry, and uneasy, but he didn't have the cold feeling he had all the time, and the ghost made the god say a word: "Is what the Taoist chief said true or false?"

"If it's true or not, try it and you'll know......"

So the two of them began a long and difficult operation to eliminate the demons, in fact, sometimes, an excuse is enough, if the excuse is not enough, it can only mean that the face you borrowed is not big enough.

By the time the Taoist priest went out, Dong had become like a shy little lady, and it took a long time before he said: "The Taoist chief must often come over to help the concubine get rid of the demon, otherwise, the concubine will be very dangerous." ”

Daoist Li's face was serious: "Subduing demons and eliminating demons is the responsibility of Poor Dao's life!"

In the following days, in addition to being busy making money, cultivating, building Taoist temples, and recruiting Taoist children, Daoist Li gave Dong's heart demon every once in a while, but the effect was surprisingly good, this woman's complexion became more and more ruddy and shiny day by day, and her personality gradually became cheerful, and sometimes she would personally make some small east and west to reward Taoists.

Taoist priests sometimes feel very entangled, how to talk about the relationship is so difficult? Although Feng Nuxia verbally agreed, but now there is no shadow of people, the Dong family has to use the name of subduing demons and eliminating demons, and I don't know if it is to fool people or just to fool themselves, as for the ugly girl, huh? Why did such a strange creature appear, omit and omit.

But lately, when he's doing things, there's always a little tail by his sideβ€”

"Daoist, your story is very good, let's have another one. ”

"This foot massage is very comfortable, I don't feel it when I press it myself. ”

"Daoist, is this aromatic pill really useful? ”

"Taoist ......"

Daoist Li took a deep breath and said, "I said Brother Wei'er, your young lady really doesn't need you to take care of her, it's really okay to skip work and come to me every day?"

Miss Wei's eyes rolled: "It's okay, our young lady likes to read the most, every day the door does not go out of the second door, and the master works at the entrance of the yamen, and the house is very loose." ”

"Say," Daoist Li narrowed his eyes: "Wouldn't you be the Miss Wang family?" ”

"Our lord Wang is a famous minister in the world, Miss did this, did he let him?" Wei Ge'er rolled her eyes.

"Reasonable," Daoist Li nodded thoughtfully, this young lady pretending to be a maid to go out to make a handsome guy is just a matter in the script after all, and it is almost impossible to happen in reality, besides, which maid can be as skilled as Wei Ge'er.

At this moment, the ugly lady and Sister Pomegranate returned from grocery shopping, and Brother Na Wei hurriedly said hello, and then enthusiastically went over to help, as if she was even ready to rub lunch here.

"Today we bought Gao's oil," the ugly lady boasted.

Li Daoist 'oh' sound, this oil is said to be very popular in the market recently, one or two can be sold as ten taels, it is said that the fried dishes are delicious, people will not forget the second time after eating once, and almost as soon as it is listed, it will be swept away, he is very puzzled, is this oil more than gutter oil?

However, after the fried dishes were served in this oil, the Taoist priest tasted it, and sure enough, the taste of the dishes was stimulated, and there was a special fragrance, anyway, it was particularly appetizing.

And then almost all of them have a 'gurgling' sound in their stomachs - (To be continued.) )