The old lady sat down, Qin Feng handed the tea to the old lady, who knew that the old lady took Qin Feng's hand and said, "What's your name?"

Qin Feng twitched the corners of his mouth: "Back to the old lady, my name is Bai Zhantang." ”

Lao Bai was stunned for a moment, and kicked Qin Feng's ass, Qin Feng's ass twisted, dodged, and Lao Bai almost shook his butt.

A few people were smiling in the back.

The old lady's face wrinkled, and she said, "Why are you still surnamed Bai?"

Qin Feng said: "Then what should I have my surname?"

The old lady was serious: "Since you have entered the door of my Li family, you should all have the surname Li!"

Qin Feng flashed and pushed Lao Bai over.

Lao Bai said: "Then I have to be called Li Zhantang?"

The old lady wondered, "Why did your voice change?"

Lao Bai coughed dryly: "Ahem, I was frozen last night." ”

The old lady's face changed, and she pulled her big mouth: "Son, are you looking for a clean person? Don't be sick and harm us." ”

Lao Bai's face darkened, and he endured and said, "My body is good!"

Dazui's face was embarrassed, and he hurriedly bowed to Lao Bai.

The old lady breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, looking at your body, it is estimated that there is still a bit of a problem, you can call it Li Dazhuang, and choose a good name for you to collect blessings." ”

Lao Bai's face became even darker.

The shopkeeper patted Lao Bai's shoulder: "Hello Da Zhuang." ”

The old lady spoke again: "As for the few of you, you all have to change your name!"

Everyone: "Huh?"

The old lady waved her hands: "Auspicious, wishful, rich, wealthy~~~"

Qin Fengxiao watched everyone grab it, "Mine mine, I want to be rich" "Mine mine"

The old lady slapped her hand: "What to rob, what to rob, I haven't seen the world when I look at them one by one." ”

Everyone walked away: "What are we doing with it!"

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In the backyard, everyone leaned against the stone mill.

Lao Bai looked at Xiaobei and said: "Xiaofeng, what kind of kung fu did you teach Xiaobei, why did I see that Xiaobei is walking more and more silently now, have you taught her light skills?"

Xiao Bei said with a depressed face: "What light skills, Brother Qin taught me a swordsmanship, and he still hides powerful martial arts and doesn't teach me!"

Tong Xiangyu patted Xiaobei: "What to learn, don't dance and play with swords all day long, girls don't dance and play swords all day long, you are still addicted to learning! Xiaofeng, I will teach her martial arts less in the future." ”

Qin Feng shrugged innocently.

Guo Furong was not happy, and pulled Xiao Bei over: "Why can't girls practice martial arts? Xiaobei, he doesn't teach you, your little sister Guo teaches you martial arts." ”

Xiaobei laughed dryly, touched Qin Feng's side and said, "That, I think it's better to let Brother Qin teach me!"

Xiao Guo Mao: "Hey, you little girl, you are still picking fat and thinning you!"

Xiucai whispered: "If I were Xiaobei, I would pick it like this." ”

Xiao Guo Hu glared angrily: "What are you muttering about!"

"Oh no, no!" came with a big mouth.

Tong Xiangyu looked at the big mouth and said, "Why did you drop again?"

The big mouth said with a tangled face: "It's my mother, you said that she had to let me take her to the military department to see, I said no, she didn't do it, crying and making trouble." ”

Xiucai said with a smile on his face: "Big mouth, think about it, how can this military department be a place where ordinary people can go?"

Big mouth said: "What, then I'm not a martial champion!"

Lao Bai said: "Yes, you are the champion of martial arts, you can always watch and handle this matter, we can't do anything about it." ”

The big mouth panicked: "Shopkeeper, Xiaofeng, Lao Bai, you have to help me, Xiucai, Xiucai, Guo Nuxia, you can't see death without help!"

Qin Feng said helplessly: "Let's help the big mouth, he is also a filial piety." ”

Lao Bai said: "But how can we help!"

Qin Feng said: "I have an idea!"

Everyone immediately came over.

Qin Feng cleared his throat and said, "So so, so and so." ”

Big Mouth breathed a sigh of relief and said happily: "Xiaofeng, you still have a way." After speaking, he looked at everyone: "What are you looking at, don't you hurry up and do it!"

The crowd looked at the big mouths and did not speak.

Big Mouth touched his head in embarrassment: "I'll go, I'll go." ”

The shopkeeper's clapper: "Okay, let's act together and solve it quickly." ”

The crowd was commanded.

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It must be a sedan chair, which is carried with a big mouth while being set up on the table, and it shakes and shakes to make the feeling that it is walking.

The old lady was quite happy sitting on the sedan chair, and suddenly said, "Son, how many people carry this sedan chair?"

Dazui thought for a while and said, "Mother, this is a standard eight-lift sedan chair!"

The old lady said, "Why is the sedan chair carried by eight people shaking so much?"

The big mouth immediately said: "Come on, pull down the person who carries the sedan chair and cut it!"

The old lady was anxious: "Don't cut it, don't cut it, just slap your mouth!"

Qin Feng smiled: "Okay, palm mouth." After speaking, he grabbed the big mouth, and Xiao Guo slapped the big mouth twice with a smile.

The big mouth was anxious, but he couldn't speak.

The old lady said, "Who spoke just now?"

The big mouth panicked: "Passing, passing." ”

The old lady said again: "Son, isn't this capital very good, there is not even a person in broad daylight!"

He looked at everyone with a big mouth: "What about the people, what about the people, where have the people gone?"

Qin Feng immediately shouted: "Hey, look at the fortune telling, don't want money!"

When the old lady heard this, she immediately became interested: "Hey, that fortune teller, please come over and calculate it for my son." ”

Big mouth said: "Mother, these charlatans, there is nothing to believe!"

The old lady said, "Son, it's okay, isn't it not forbidden to do without money, I'll try." ”

Everyone looked at Qin Feng with a snicker.

Qin Feng rolled his eyes and said, "Poor Dao Tianjizi, I don't know what this old lady wants to ask?"

The old lady said: "Tianjizi Daoist, please help me calculate my son's future." ”

Qin Feng smiled: "Okay, let the poor Dao steal the heavenly machine." ”

After a while, Qin Feng said: "This master has an extraordinary future, Wuqu Xing has descended to earth, but it's a pity that there is a catastrophe on the way, I am afraid that there will be disaster!" Qin Feng closed his eyes and said nonsense.

The old lady was anxious when she heard this: "Daoist chief Taoist, but I don't know what calamity there is, can it be resolved?"

The big mouth pulled Qin Feng desperately, and whispered: "You kid just talk nonsense!"

Qin Feng had no choice but to continue to make up: "Is this, this calamity is the Peach Blossom Tribulation, and this Peach Blossom Tribulation is not ordinary, it is the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, the Peach Blossom Demon Tribulation of Heaven and Earth, if it is not handled well, the official position will not be guaranteed, and the family will be ruined!"

The old lady was startled: "Son, son, ask Mr. quickly, how to solve it!"

Qin Feng didn't know how to solve it, and he glanced at everyone.

Xiucai reacted and came up and said: "Ah, what about you, what about you, that fortune teller, bewitching the people, bringing disaster to the country and the people, come to someone, catch it and ask for it on the spot!"

The crowd performed a verbal performance: "Poof, ah~~!"

The little bear child howled: "Master~~~!"

The old lady was startled: "Son, what happened?"

Big mouth said: "The fortune teller was arrested and beheaded." ”

The old lady suddenly became suspicious, this fortune teller had a long breath between his words, and he must have a deep internal strength, how could he be asked and beheaded so easily.

Let's say that after tossing for a while, I finally arrived at the so-called military department.

The old lady said, "Son, why does this military department smell like a livestock shed?"

The big mouth fooled: "Mother, this military department also has to raise horses." As he spoke, he pulled the old lady to the stone grinding side: "Mother, this is the platform where I usually practice martial arts." ”

"The military department is still here~~" Lao Bai shouted with a sharp voice.

Qin Feng almost laughed, it was still okay for this old white to pretend to be a eunuch.

The old lady hurriedly saluted: "The old body participates in the military department!"

Xiucai was startled, and hurriedly helped the old lady up: "No need to be polite, the old lady please get up quickly." ”

Big Mouth and the others also hurriedly helped the old lady up.

The old lady said suddenly: "Why does this Lord Shangshu's voice sound so familiar, the one who arrested people on the street just now is also Lord Shangshu, right?"

Lao Bai began to show off his ventriloquism: "What is the identity of Lord Shangshu, how can he arrest people on the street!"

The old lady was surprised and said, "Son, why does this person speak like this?"

The big mouth held back a smile and said: "Mother, eunuch, eunuchs speak like this!"

Lao Bai kicked the big mouth in the ass.

Loudmouth sneered.

The old lady asked again: "Lord Shangshu, how did my son get admitted to this martial champion?"

Xiucai asked Lao Bai for help.

Lao Bai showed off his storytelling skills and scared the old lady into fainting.

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The old lady was upstairs with Big Mouth.

The crowd was in the hall.

Xiucai said: "We can't always be like this to the old lady, right?"

Qin Feng took a sip of tea and said, "Indeed, we have to find a way to let the old lady go home." ”

"Ah~~~!" "Ah~~~~!" suddenly came a loud scream from upstairs.

Qin Feng took a sip of tea and sprayed it on Lao Bai's body.

Lao Bai hurriedly stood up: "Xiaofeng, what are you doing, you don't drink tea well!"

Qin Feng hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was taken aback." In fact, Qin Feng remembered the words behind the big mouth, and burst into laughter.

Lao Bai suddenly smiled and said, "Xiao Feng, you have killed me in the past two days! Look at the move, Sunflower Point Acupuncture!" said and lit Qin Feng.

Lao Bai laughed: "You kid, this time you were restrained by me!"

The shopkeeper said: "Zhantang, don't make trouble!"

"Sunflower Point Acuman!" Qin Feng laughed: "Big Brother Bai, how is it?"

Everyone looked at Qin Feng in surprise, and Xiao Guo said, "Wow, Xiao Feng, when did you become so powerful!"

Qin Feng laughed: "Sunflower acupuncture hand!" unlocked Lao Bai's acupoint.

Lao Bai said depressedly: "Good boy, I didn't expect your internal strength to be so high now, it seems that I can't beat you!"

"Ah!!h!!h

The shopkeeper hurriedly said, "Close the door quickly." ”

After the door was closed, the shopkeeper complained: "If you continue to howl like this, sooner or later you will have to recruit people from the government!"

The shopkeeper thought for a while: "No, we have to get the old lady back quickly, we haven't done this business for a few days, you come here!"

Everyone has a good plan.

Everyone went upstairs, Dazui and his mother sat on the side, and Xiao Guo didn't know where to go.

"The emperor has arrived~~~!" everyone went to the house together.

Big mouth began to act: "Villain~" Xiucai shook his hand.

"Minion~~" Xiucai waved his hand.

Qin Feng whispered: "Weichen." ”

"Weichen Li Xiulian see the emperor!" Dazui didn't want to kneel, but he was kowtowed by a few cheaters.

"Excuse me. Xiucai said casually.

The old lady said, "Lord Shangshu is here too?"

Tong Xiangyu said in a thick voice: "Is there anything going on in the Lu Qing family?"

Xiucai said: "The minister learned that Li Zhuangyuan was going to return to his hometown with his mother, so he came to resign~~"

The old lady waved her hand: "Who said I was leaving, I won't go anywhere!"

The shopkeeper said: "Then Li Qing's family, let's go to the front line tomorrow to crusade against the rebels!"

Big mouth said: "Who are you killing?"

The shopkeeper's push pushes Lao Bai.

Lao Bai said: "Felling, felling, cutting and exploring flowers!"

The old lady was puzzled: "Wasn't Tanhua torn by my son?"

"Yes, didn't I tear it up!" the big mouth looked at him urgently.

Lao Bai said: "That's right, so his family is gone, and he wants to rebel!"

The old lady said, "Son, for the sake of the saint, let's tear him again!"

Tong Xiangyu rolled his eyes and said: "Okay, Li Qing's family, you will go to kill his 100,000 rebels tomorrow, you can take 10 infantry and go to the front line!"

The old lady was anxious: "Ten, ten is not enough!"

Tong Xiangyu's face was overjoyed: "Then you can take your mother back to your hometown!"

Li Dazui's face was relieved, thinking that it was finally done, so he pulled the old lady and said, "Let's go, mother, I'll send you home!"

The old lady stood up suddenly: "Ten is ten, son, you will go to the front line tomorrow, if you can't resist it, remember to engrave me for you to show the enemy before you die, so it's worth dying!"

Everyone fell.

"Champion Lang, Champion Lang, feed your mother a mouthful of parting porridge before parting!" Guo Furong rushed in with a bowl of porridge.

Big Mouth hurriedly waved his hand to refuse.

Guo Furong said: "This is the egg drop porridge given by the emperor~~"

The old lady took it and said, "Thank the emperor for the porridge." After speaking, he took a sip, a subtle expression appeared on his face, put down the egg drop porridge, and said, "Good porridge!"

Guo Furong was overjoyed and happily ran to the kitchen.

"Your Majesty, can you let me and my son be alone for a while?" the old lady suddenly laughed.

"Let's drive back to the palace!" the crowd slipped away.

Downstairs, Qin Feng said with a smile: "Presumably the old lady already knows that we lied to her." ”

Guo Furong said: "Ah? How did she know?"

Qin Feng said in his heart that it wasn't your egg porridge, but it was hard to say, so he said: "Look, when the old lady suddenly said that this emperor, then she must know that the emperor is pretending, and she doesn't have the feeling of seeing the emperor when she speaks." ”

Lao Bai said: "Xiaofeng is right, I also feel this way. ”

Xiucai sighed: "Then I can only hope that the big mouth will ask for more blessings." ”

Qin Feng smiled: "Don't worry, the big mouth is also a piece of filial piety." ”

The shopkeeper said, "Okay, it's okay, let's go rest." ”

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Early the next morning, Dazui helped his wife down, Qin Feng got up early, and immediately went up to help him and said, "Slow down, old lady." ”

The old lady smiled: "Young man, you are the fortune teller!"

Qin Feng smiled embarrassedly: "Let the old lady laugh, sorry, sorry." ”

The old lady smiled: "It's okay, I also know that you are here to help Big Mouth, and I am very relieved to have you friends by Big Mouth's side." ”

Big Mouth helped the old lady go back, and Qin Feng gave them a ride.

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In the past few days, everyone has been devastated by Guo Furong, Qin Feng was stunned and ran back to Xiaoao World to eat a few meals, and then he survived, the first in the world did not dare to go, for fear that Yunluo would not let him go.

The big mouth finally came back, and Lao Bai grabbed the big mouth: "Big mouth, if you don't come back, we will have to force Xiao Guo to death~~"

Qin Feng smiled: "That's right, the big guys are almost sick to death." "Qin Feng himself is fine, after all, the system is here, and he doesn't have to worry about eating and drinking.

Big Mouth put down her luggage and said, "What's the matter, she hasn't cooked yet." ”

Lao Bai complained: "It's because of what your mother said that day that she has intensified her scourge on us!"

Qin Feng said: "Well, it's because your mother said something after drinking Xiao Guo's porridge that day." ”

Big Mouth said curiously: "What are you talking about?"

Everyone said in unison: "Good porridge!"

Big Mouth was startled, and hurriedly said, "Okay, don't worry about it, this is covering me!"

"Come on, the codonopsis black chicken soup that has just come out of the pot~~" Guo Furong ran over happily. "Big mouth, you're back, come and try the black chicken soup you made!"

Big Mouth tasted tentatively: "Bah, bah, baba!"

Guo Furong said angrily: "Big mouth, you can't insult my work!"

Big mouth said: "You still insulted me, you pay attention to the color and fragrance of cooking, look at which one of your dishes is occupied!"

Guo Furong was furious: "Li Dazui!" grabbed Dazui's arm, Dazui hurriedly dodged back, and his clothes were taken off.

"Wait!" Guo Furong looked behind the big mouth: "Hahahaha, hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"

Everyone hurriedly came to see it, and they also burst into laughter.

Qin Feng also looked at the four big characters behind the big mouth with a smile, and suddenly the system prompted: "I found that the martial arts are listening to the sound and distinguishing the position, and the magic fingering, please ask the host if it is burned." ”

Qin Feng looked at the back of the big mouth carefully in surprise, it turned out that there were small characters in the big characters, and there were two martial arts recorded in it, if it wasn't for the system, Qin Feng really couldn't find it.

Only then did Qin Feng understand that the old lady with a big mouth had engraved her martial arts on her back, presumably she was illiterate, and she wanted to leave this martial art to the descendants of her big mouth, but Qin Feng picked it up.

Listening to the sound and distinguishing the position, obviously, is a kind of martial arts to exercise hearing, just like Buddhism, which is used by the old lady in gambling, which is really overkill.

And the Phantom Demon Finger is a kind of skillful use of internal strength, which can hurt people in the air, although it is not as powerful as the six-vein divine sword of the Yang Finger, but it is better than a skill. In the original play, Xuanyuan was stunned by using this fingering method to change the number of dice in the air, and he could experience the dexterity of this kung fu. In the fight, this kind of martial arts can invisibly hurt people's acupoints and meridians, just like chronic poisoning, and the injured person will find that he is injured, but at that time he has no power to return to the sky.

Qin Feng expected that this old lady should still have martial arts, but it was indeed these two most precious, so he couldn't bear to lose them, so he stayed, maybe the old lady had already discovered that everyone was cheating, and Qin Feng didn't understand.

After recording the two martial arts, everyone left with a smile, and asked with a big mouth: "What is written? Xiaofeng, Xiaofeng, read it to me." ”

Qin Feng patted Dazui's shoulder with a smile and said, "The four words of honesty and trustworthiness written, your mother hopes that you will not deceive people in the future." ”

The big mouth was puzzled, and said, "No, then what are they laughing at?"

Qin Feng said: "How do I know, you have to ask them, okay, go cook quickly!"

Depressed, Big Mouth put on his clothes and went to the backyard to cook.