Chapter 81: Come, take off your clothes, and let me prick them
"Pearl jade and white jade soup?" Liu Ping twitched the corners of her mouth when she heard this, she knew that this dish was a pot of stewed good vegetables and rotten vegetables for beggars to eat.
Legend has it that when Zhu Yuanzhang was a beggar, he once didn't get anything for three days, he was hungry and dizzy, and fainted on the street. After Zhu Yuanzhang ate, his spirits were lifted and he asked the old woman what she had just eaten, and the old woman was bitter and happy, jokingly saying that it was called "pearl jade white jade soup". Later, Zhu Yuanzhang defected to the Red Turban Army, became the emperor, and tasted all the delicious delicacies in the world. Suddenly, one day he was sick and couldn't eat anything, so he remembered the "pearl jade white jade soup" he ate when he was begging in his hometown, and immediately ordered the imperial chef to make it for him. The chef had no choice but to use pearls, jade and white jade together, boiled into soup and offered, Zhu Yuanzhang tasted it, felt that it was not right at all, and asked someone to find a chef from his hometown to do it. The chef was very clever and thought to himself: Since the emperor is not interested in the real "pearl jade white jade soup", I might as well try my luck with a replica. Therefore, he used fish dragons instead of pearls, red persimmon peppers to cut strips instead of jade, spinach instead of emeralds, tofu with stuffing instead of white jade, and poured fish bone soup. After offering this dish, Zhu Yuanzhang felt that it tasted great, almost the same as what the old woman gave him back then, so he ordered the chef to be rewarded. After the cook got the reward, he went home sick and passed this dish that Emperor Zhu liked to the people.
The "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup" made by Zhang Xuanqing is obviously not much better than that made by the old woman, and Liu Ping didn't want to eat it. But maybe Zhang Xuanqing's eating appearance was too tempting, Liu Ping looked at it, couldn't help but move her index finger, and quietly picked up the bowl again.
I tasted it, and it tasted good, not as unpalatable as I thought. Take another bite, well, it's really delicious, and ...... Taste and taste a small bowl and you will see the bottom.
"Is there anything else?" Liu Ping finished eating a small bowl of her own, looking at the "basin" in Zhang Xuanqing's hand, feeling a little hungry.
Zhang Xuanqing was thinking about eating, but when he heard this, he quickly sped up, cooing and cooing, for fear of being robbed. After drinking the last sip, he choked and hiccuped: "It's gone, it's not ...... Belch...... Just boiled a little bit...... Belch...... It's really gone. ”
Liu Ping: "......" why didn't he kill you!
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After taking the bowl back to the kitchen and washing it, Zhang Xuanqing returned to Liu Ping's bedroom, already holding the silver needle he bought from the pharmacy...... It can't be called a silver needle, it should be called a stainless steel needle, walked to Liu Ping's bed, and instructed her: "Take off your clothes, I'll prick a needle for you." I was only concerned about boiling medicine for you before, and I almost forgot that acupuncture can relieve pain. Come on, let me prick you, and it won't hurt if you prick it. ”
When Liu Ping heard this, she secretly scolded herself: Do you only care about boiling medicine for me or only about cooking for yourself? Seeing Zhang Xuanqing say this, she reached out to lift the quilt she was covering, and she shrank in fright, and her face was full of vigilance: "What are you going to do? Do you still need to take off your clothes for acupuncture? Where do you want to prick me?"
Zhang Xuanqing said: "Of course, it is to treat dysmenorrhea, what Taichong acupoint, Sanyin Jiao acupoint, Xuehai acupoint, Baji acupoint, Hegu acupoint, uterine acupoint and the like." How do you tie your clothes. ”
"Where is the Taichong acupoint?" Liu Ping's vigilance did not decrease.
As for the instep, the lower middle of the big toe and the second toe. ”
"What about the three yin friends?"
"On the calves. ”
"Blood Sea Cave?"
"Knees. ”
"Then you still need to take off your clothes?"
"yes, the latter one is used. ”
"Eight...... Acupuncture?"
"Uh-huh. ”
"Where?"
"On the buttocks, to be precise, it is divided into lower, middle, secondary and upper hips, with a total of eight acupuncture points on the left and right, collectively known as the eight hips. Row up from the tailbone of your buttocks groove, about one finger at a finger. ”
“...... Don't tie it!"
"Are you sure? It doesn't hurt anymore. ”
"Sure, I'm afraid you'll be in the wrong place, and it will hurt even more after piercing. ”
"What do you mean?" Zhang Xuanqing suddenly became angry: "Open your eyes and see clearly, I am a doctor, do doctors understand, how can the ancestral old Chinese medicine practitioner do such a thing without medical ethics?"
Aren't you afraid that I will also take off my pants and change to a "needle" prick, blood snorting, you will be stupid to me?
Liu Ping just twisted her face to the side: "Anyway, I don't pierce." ”
Zhang Xuanqing rolled his eyes angrily, sat on the bed with his ass, and threw the silver needle at the head of the bed: "Love is not pricked, it is not me who hurts, I don't serve anymore." ”
Neither of them spoke anymore, and the room was quiet, and the atmosphere seemed rather dull.
After a while, Liu Ping really couldn't stand the feeling of "lonely men and widows in the same room", and her body shrunk in the quilt moved unnaturally, and the ghost sent God: "You must have to tie those eight ...... Eight...... Is it okay to pierce only the eight acupoints?"
Zhang Xuanqing looked at the room boredly, and turned around when he heard the words: "Yes, I didn't say that I have to pierce it, even if I don't use silver needles, I can massage it." ”
"Oh. Liu Ping answered and was silent again.
Zhang Xuanqing couldn't help laughing, knowing that the other party was embarrassed, he sighed and said: "Forget it, I'm in a good mood today, give it to you, who called me a doctor and benevolent." ”
He's not for the 500,000 yuan, he's not!
Reaching out to lift Liu Ping's quilt, this time Liu Ping didn't refuse again, but just subconsciously shrank her feet. It's a pity that he didn't escape the fate of being caught.
However, the next moment, a cold touch came from her feet, and Liu Ping pulled her feet out violently. Only then did I notice that Zhang Xuanqing's whole body was still wet, and the cold touch just now was as if his hands had no body temperature.
Liu Ping's heart tightened, thinking that since she entered the door, she hadn't asked Zhang Xuanqing to wipe it with a towel, and Zhang Xuanqing had been busy with her business. It's a cold day, and it's been freezing for so long. No matter who he cooked for, at least he gave her food, and the medicine he gave her was still boiling outside. Thinking about it, a trace of guilt flashed in her eyes, turned her head to the side, and said, "That, don't press it, you go take a shower first...... Your hands are so cold, I can't touch them now. As if he was afraid that Zhang Xuanqing would misunderstand, he explained hard at the end.
Not to mention that he didn't feel it yet, when Liu Ping said it, Zhang Xuanqing felt that the clothes were sticky to his body, and scratched his head: "Do you have clothes that men wear? "You can't let him wear this after washing.
"I'll get you ......" Liu Ping stood up, walked to the closet, rummaged for a while, took out a nightgown, and handed it to Zhang Xuanqing: "Just wear this, right? I haven't worn this yet." ”
"Are you sure...... Can I wear this?" Zhang Xuanqing didn't answer, his head was full of black lines, the nightgown was fine, and he didn't say anything about the women's nightgown, but what kind of trouble was Nima's pink system going to make?
Liu Ping turned her head to the side, a strange look appeared on her face, and she was instantly suppressed again: "That's it, I don't have many clothes, I wear everything else." ”
Not much, not much, your sister, do you think I'll believe it?
Zhang Xuanqing glared at her hatefully, and snorted secretly: Isn't it pink, Dao Ye, I hold it! He pulled the nightgown, turned around and walked to the bathroom.
Liu Ping shouted from behind: "Don't be in my room, you go outside......" Unfortunately, before she finished speaking, Zhang Xuanqing had already entered the bathroom.
With a slamming door, Zhang Xuanqing shouted from inside: "Remember to look at the time, in another ten minutes, the medicine will be ready." Serve it out and drink it yourself. ”
Liu Ping waved her hands empty, stomped her feet in anger, oops, her lower abdomen hurt, her face turned black, and she lay back on the bed again.
In less than ten minutes, Zhang Xuanqing came out of the bathroom, and the pink nightgown was worn on him, lining his figure a little ...... Petite?
It's petite!
Originally, Zhang Xuanqing was the kind of thin body, even if he strengthened his training and learned light skills in recent months, his muscles were not the kind of big man, but the kind of lean type who looked thin and stripped with flesh. Since he hadn't cut his hair in months, he had dried it after taking a shower and drying it, and his long black and thick shawl hair looked extremely flowing. In addition, he is about the same height as Liu Ping, and even a little shorter. Wearing Liu Ping's nightgown, not only does it not look tight, but it has a feeling of spaciousness.
This directly led to him wearing a pink nightgown and wearing a girlish style, Liu Ping lay on the bed and looked at it and wanted to laugh, but her stomach hurt when she laughed, and then she couldn't help it.
The strange expression made Zhang Xuanqing roll his eyes, knowing that his current appearance must be very "chic". But he doesn't care, when he was in Hengdian, he did it all, and he still cares about this?
After looking at the time, the medicine was almost boiled, so I went directly to the kitchen to bring the medicine to Liu Ping, handed it to her, and said, "Drink it, drink it while it's hot, the effect of the medicine will be reduced when it's cold, I'll give you a massage." As he spoke, he lifted Liu Ping's quilt again.
Liu Ping hummed softly and did not refuse. The bowl was a little hot, she blew it, took a small sip, it was not bitter, it was very sweet, and brown sugar should be put in it. At this time, Zhang Xuanqing had already grabbed her feet, put one hand on her lap, buckled the Sanyin Jiao acupoint, and the other hand buckled the Taichong acupoint on her foot, and gently pressed it with his thumb.
Zhang Xuanqing's hands were no longer cold, they were warm, and between the finger presses, Liu Ping seemed to feel wisps of heat coming from his fingertips, drilling into the "acupoints" on his legs and feet.
The breath swirled into his body for a moment before disappearing. Liu Ping's face was slightly red, thinking it was an illusion. But soon, the pain in the abdomen subsided, and I don't know if Zhang Xuanqing's craftsmanship was good or if he was distracted.
She didn't know that Zhang Xuanqing used true qi to stab her acupoints, which was no different from the effect that acupuncture could achieve. It's just that without the assistance of silver needles, the true qi dissipates quickly and consumes a lot, so most doctors will use silver needles as a medium.
Unconsciously, the pain became smaller and smaller, and Liu Ping wanted to fall asleep comfortably. Zhang Xuanqing's acupuncture points on her two legs were replaced, and there were three acupuncture points of Taichong, Sanyinjiao, and Xuehai. Seeing that he never paid attention to the "Eight Acupoints", Liu Ping's mind finally relaxed, and she seemed to fall asleep in a trance.