Chapter 339: A lump of poop, what is it
Late at night, the autumn rain is annoying, and at a fork in the road to Dushan Town, the big yak is lying on the ground, its buttocks pouting high, and its nose arching everywhere. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing that the big yak was too laborious, one of the guards took out the fire sickle, and just slipped out a string of sparks, the big yak jumped up from the ground like a leopard, and slapped the fire sickle in the guard's hand, "Damn, haven't you even learned basic common sense? β
The big yak disposed of the daredevil, continued to touch the ground with his hands, and after carefully passing through the ruts of different shades, the big yak stood up and said, "Okay, I know, the forage field of the Kuxian Hu Army should be on the north side of the town, and the artillery battalion should be on the south side. β
"Kaixi, Delangyue, you immediately launched an attack on the artillery battalion of the Kuxian Hu Army as planned, remember what time I have explained?" The big yak became less and less confident in the military quality of the army in front of him, compared with the troops he had led in the past, it was simply a world of difference.
Kaixi hesitated for a moment and said, "Remember." β
"Delangyue, you repeat one side. β
"Yes, after launching an attack on the Kuxianhu cavalry, you can catch a handful if you can catch it, don't worry if you can't catch it, and when their artillery bombardment begins, retreat immediately. β
"Is it gone?" the big yak was furious.
"Isn't it gone? This Delangyue actually asked Kaixi in front of the big yak.
"As long as the Kuxianhu cavalry does not go out of the town to pursue, you will change the direction and continue to attack Dushan Town, until the fire in the forage field is ignited, and you will retreat to Manglan. The big yak repeated the simple task, waved his hand, and motioned for Delangyue to go quickly. Seeing his innocent expression, the big yak really wanted to remove him from his post on the spot.
After waiting for half an hour, he heard a violent cannon sound in the south of Dushan Town, and the big yak led a small team personally selected by himself to go straight to the forage field of the Kuxian Hu Army in Dushan Town.
Jin Suo got the news that the Heavenly Court Army was sneaking up at night, and raised his upper body from a carved bed: "If the Heavenly Court Army approaches, it will be bombarded with artillery, the situation is unknown, and it is not allowed to attack." β
"Yesββ!" A lieutenant general who had been born and died with the golden lock, fully armed and led the order.
"Who are you?" Jin Suo saw at a glance that there was a young woman in bridal makeup in the room.
"I ......" The woman trembled, unable to speak for a long time, this lame general, the scars on his face were terrible, and his face was crawling with thick earthworms.
"General Kim, this new daughter-in-law was sent by the brothers to serve the general. One of the guards whispered outside the window.
"Nonsense, what are you taking me for? Take me out, get out...... Send this girl home, the cave room is spent on candle nights, don't you ruin this girl's life by bringing this girl here?" Seeing that General Jin was angry, the guard gently pushed the door open a crack and came in, pulled the woman up and left.
"I'm not going, I'm not going......" Unexpectedly, the unlucky new daughter-in-law resisted violently, crying and pulling the door frame and not letting go.
When the guard saw General Jin frowning and getting off the bed, he grabbed the new daughter-in-law by the waist in a hurry, and a pair of scissors fell from the new daughter-in-law's arms to the ground with a "clang".
"Slow, leave the girl behind, you guys go out!"
Jin Suo looked at the girl who kept crying, where can I still sleep, picked up the scissors on the ground, put them on the table and said, "Girl, don't cry, it's the middle of the night, it's quite crazy...... I wondered, I told them to take you home, why didn't you?"
"Home, all my family members have been killed by your soldiers, can I get out? I go out, your soldiers who are inferior to beasts still don't ...... me My mother-in-law is almost sixty years old, and she was ...... alive by you."
"Girl, this is a war, when your Heavenly Court soldiers killed our Bitter Immortal Margin, how many women were harmed? β
When Jin Suo said this, the tragic image of his adoptive father Jin Wu being shot and killed came to his mind, and his indignation prompted him not to say anything more to this girl, so he limped out of the room.
"But, General, I'm from the Crow Country? I've repeatedly said that I'm from the Kuxian Hu, and you just don't believe it. β
Jin Suo was speechless, under the shroud of war, how many families were ruined, and Jin Suo did not stop.
"General, where are you going?"
"You stay in this room, no one will touch you, and we'll be pulled out tomorrow. β
The golden lock closed the door, "No one is allowed to trespass into this room without my orders." β
Around the town, there were cannon sounds everywhere, Jin Suo couldn't figure out how he could suddenly encounter so many Heavenly Court troops in this Dushan Town, originally thought it was just a small group of Heavenly Court Army harassment, listening to the movement was quite big, Jin Suo was completely sleepy, put on the armor handed by the guards, and only rested for a short hour in the past few days, Jin Suo, a war horse, suddenly changed the appearance of his nest when walking, and his spirit was hundredfold.
Jin Suo came to the outside of the town, only glanced at it, and ordered: "Except for the vigilant troops, everyone go back to the camp to rest, the Heavenly Court Army will not attack tonight, as long as they don't jump over that small river, don't fire artillery indiscriminately." β
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The big yak led about 200 people, flowing into the north of the town through the small river, each with five large clay pots full of oil hanging on their bodies, climbed up the river bank, a large yard where large animals were raised, the tall forage piled on the carriage was vividly remembered, but it was obvious that the 30-pound oil clay pot could not be thrown into the carriage half a mile away by arm strength alone. To get close to the carriage in the courtyard, you had to pass through five large bonfires that were blazing.
The sound of artillery in the south of the town came, and the guards in the forage field seemed to be deaf, and they were indifferent...... The big yak secretly complained that the quality of the Kuxian Hu army was far above his subordinates, and it was impossible for a unit without strict training to do it if it was not panicked.
When the big yak saw the last few bonfires that were burning vigorously, each bonfire was set up with firewood that could burn for two days, door panels, tables and chairs, coffins and so on, and he immediately had an idea, "You take off your clothes ......"
He led the team to the two bonfires on the very side, only to see the big yak wrapping his clothes in a clay pot, picking up a large pebble, and waiting for the cannon to sound...... It's a pity that after waiting for a long time, the cannon no longer roars, I don't know what Kaixi and Delangyue are doing, nearly 20,000 people, they can't "seduce" the Kuxian Hu Army to launch artillery.
The big yak decided not to wait any longer, took out a dagger, picked out the beeswax from the crockpot seal one by one, and poured the oil "gurgling" on his clothes.
In the next action, the big yak decided to act in person, whether it was successful or not to rely on this trick, Lao Ji had serious doubts about the execution ability of his subordinates.
Before the big yak could climb up the river bank with its oily clothes, a patrol of soldiers came over, and the big yak immediately retreated, signaling everyone to approach the river bank and hide in the shadow of the thatch.
The soldiers set up the last pieces of wood for the campfire and quickly left. As soon as the big yak raised its head, a snow-white butt was facing it, and it stinked.
"Young Master Jiao, do you need to hide so far from the poop? Be careful not to be bitten off by the snake. Several soldiers who walked away joked with a smile.
"What season is it, and snakes, well......"
The big yak felt a rush of heat from his back, and he knew that the soldier, who had maintained good toilet habits, had pulled the poop onto his back.
The big yak taught a good lesson to his subordinates on the side with practical actions, and the highest level of ambush is to burn the fire to the point that the body does not move, what is a lump of poop?
I don't know what the soldier surnamed Jiao is eating, but there is a lot of noise, and the more and more thinner poop sprays the big yak all over his head.
Finally waited until the Jiao soldier pulled up his pants, pulled out the spear inserted in the side, and chased after his companion. The big yak didn't bother to wipe the buried things, clinging to the ground like a gecko, climbed up the river bank, crawled forward for about ten feet, and threw the oil-soaked clothes into the campfire. The bonfire, which was burning vigorously, suddenly encountered oil and ignited a sky-high fire.
The big yaks rolled on the spot eighteen times, dodged the tongues of fire that rushed over, and crawled towards the second bonfire. More than 200 black heads, as if watching the demonstration of the head of the sect, after a while the second bonfire was concocted by the big yak in the same way, which soon caused a fire. The members of the team suddenly lost sight of the black shadow of the big yak, and were anxiously waiting when the cleaned big yak had already waded from the river.
"When the bonfire is almost burning, you follow me to the great courtyard, and when you see me throw out the big clay pots, you throw all the oil clay pots on you into the courtyard. β
"Commander, what's next?"
Under the firelight, a childish soldier looked at the big yak with admiration on his face, and nervously licked his dry lips and asked the big yak, the big yak's heart softened, who was born to kill people and set fires? Isn't his "kung fu" also taught by the old goose centurion, who is as close as his father?
"Son, then, you run, where there is no sound, run wherever you want, remember to get out of danger, and return to Manglan as soon as possible. β
"It's ββ! Commander. β
After an hour, the pre-dawn darkness came, and the bonfire, which had been fueled by the fire, was much weaker, and the surroundings were darkened.
"Everyone's going to check ββ! is the crockpot tied tightly?"
The big yak jumped onto the river bank the moment the bonfire collapsed, and the cat's waist quickly approached the big yard. The members of the squad saw that their commander was the first soldier, and the nervousness dissipated a lot, and they learned the appearance of the big yak, like a group of mongooses and quickly approached the big yard.
The big yak unhurriedly untied the five oil clay pots on his body and set them on the ground...... He rounded his arms and threw two of them at the gate of the large courtyard.
More than a dozen guards squatting at the gate had not yet stood up from the ground, and their bodies had already been ignited, and the ghost crying wolf howl made the big yak, the "old fritter" who had gone through countless fierce battles, tremble.
The big yak picked up the remaining three from the ground, accurately threw the oil clay pot into the gate, the gate was quickly ignited, the little soldier who followed the big yak closely, the arm strength was amazing, the clay pot flew into the high yard, thousands of clay pots fell to the ground, the whole big yard soon burned into the sky, the big yak only felt a burning on his face, and then severe pain.
"Withdraw ββ!" In the violent explosion, only the soldiers around him heard it, and there was still an oil crockpot on his body that was not thrown out, and he ran away on his back.
The big yak covered his face with his arms, and after helping a few soldiers around him throw out the clay pots, he ran in the direction of the river, and a group of light cavalry patrolling Kuxianhu urged the horses to rush over, and the Kuxianhu soldiers guarding the river bank also outflanked him.
The big yak quickly caught up with the first evacuated soldier, and ripped off the oil clay pot on his back, the speed of the small soldier instantly became a lot faster, and he jumped off the river bank in a few steps, the big yak jumped off the river bank, and saw that the bitter fairy soldiers were about to cut off the back road, he threw the crockpot in his hand hard, and it happened to fall on the second bonfire, and the fire exploded, so that the pursuers all fell to the ground, and in the blink of an eye, most of the team members jumped off the river bank.
The big yak waded across the river in a few steps, running with all its might, until the fire behind it was gone, and the big yak tripped over a ridge and fell to the ground fiercely, and no less than a dozen people pressed on the big yak's body.
"Mother...... Damn, you...... Guys...... Crush ...... Kill me. (To be continued.) )