Chapter 43: A thief is righteous
Zhang Yuntian and Li Jindart kept fluttering in the water, and they saw that the and urine were everywhere in their ears, noses, and mouths. The two of them struggled to climb up the pit, lying on the ground and panting for breath.
"Phew, Phew... Eh, this son of a bitch is too tricky... Phew" Li Jindart kept scolding while cleaning up the feces in his mouth and nose. Zhang Yuntian frantically wiped his body, but he couldn't wipe it clean, so he simply untied his belt and took off his clothes, fell heavily to the ground, and cursed: "A little rabbit... How do you get the way? Phew... What about people!" Li Jindart looked left and right, and replied: "Big brother, the person is gone..."
In fact, as early as when the two thieves were shouting in the pit, Pan Cheng'er had already swam to the side and went ashore and laughed.
Li Jindart said: "Big brother, what does he mean by this, did he drown himself after he sent our brothers up?" Zhang Yuntian was stunned, scratched his head and said, "That... Isn't it, didn't he say that he was good at swimming since he was a child, how could he drown?" Li Jindart said: "He said that he was good at swimming, but he didn't say that he was good at swimming with others, maybe we were too heavy, he pulled us to swim here and finally exhausted and had no energy to flutter, sink... Sink down..."
Zhang Yuntian was shocked, "What you said is not unreasonable~" As he spoke, he hurriedly ran to the thatched pit, lying on the thatched pit and shouting: "Brother Xiaocheng! Brother Xiaocheng... Eh... This smell... Brother Xiaocheng!" Li Jindart also stepped forward and shouted down on the pit.
After shouting for a long time, I saw that there was still no movement in the pit, only a few stalls of filthy feces floating on the water.
The two stupid thieves looked at each other, and then hugged their heads and cried. "Oh yes, the little brother who just received it is dead!" "Brother Xiaocheng, blame us, blame us for being too heavy!" the two cried for a while. After a while, Zhang Yuntian's mood gradually calmed down, kowtowed three times solemnly to the mao pit, and said: "Brother Xiaocheng, I'm sorry for you as an elder brother, you died on the first day of working with us... My brother's heart is really... I can't help it......" said with a slight sob.
"Big brother!" shouted Li Jindao. "Well, what?" "When we get Long Huang and dominate the world, this little brother must do a good job of this shed! Let him be beautiful after his death! Make him a ghost minister!" Zhang Yuntian raised his hand and slapped Li Jin on the back of the head, both of them were covered in feces and urine, and this slap went down, and the face that had been wiped clean was splashed again. Zhang Yuntian scolded: "! What kind of minister! Brother Xiaocheng is like a brother to you and me, and be a prince!" "Yes, yes, yes!" Li Jindao covered his head and said: "What kind of king does the eldest brother want to crown him?" "En..." Zhang Yuntian hugged his arms, closed his eyes, frowned, and thought of this "title" for Pan Cheng'er, and those who didn't know it looked like the real thing.
"Brother Xiaocheng died on the first day, so let's call him the 'King of Death' based on this accident..."
From ancient times to the present, the prince has not been called by this name. The name of the king is generally divided according to the place name, or it is to praise the merits of this person, and praise the merits of this person, such as "King of Beiping", "King of Divine Power", "King of Broken Captives", etc., no one has ever called such an unlucky name, and the means of naming this Yuntian can be regarded as an eternal person.
Li Jindart was still holding it next to him, "The king who died young, the king who died young! is worthy of being a big brother, and a name is so representative~"
Pan Cheng'er hid aside, but he was extremely helpless. After sending the two thieves to the pit just now, he dived to another wall, and then fell on the ground and laughed wildly. laughed too violently, so that tears and snot were thrown out, and his body was dirty. After laughing for a long time, Pan Cheng'er said in his heart that it was time to go back and take a look, and see how those two unlucky bastards dragged their and pee to steal things. Just thinking about it and laughing like this, I climbed over the wall and came to the roof of the pit.
When they looked down, the two were lying on the pit and shouting their names. Pan Cheng'er was slightly startled, and said in her heart: "They got all over the feces and urine, and the stench is so bad, but they are not angry but care about my safety?" I can't help but feel that the second thief is not a vicious person, on the contrary, if he is affectionate and righteous, he is a little cute. It wasn't until later that Zhang Yuntian sealed Pan Cheng'er as the "untimely death of the prince", Pan Cheng'er hid on the roof of the thatched house was angry and funny, and he couldn't bear it, and said to the following: "The two eldest brothers, such a high-ranking official, and a relative of the emperor, the younger brother is only shallow in learning, but he can't afford it~Hahahaha~"
The two thieves were vowing to give Pan Cheng'er the king, and suddenly they heard Pan Cheng'er speak again, and they were all startled. Zhang Yuntian looked around and said, "Who? Who is talking?" Li Jindao was stunned for a moment, and said tremblingly: "Big brother, is it possible that the brothers in Xiaocheng are immortal and have become ghosts?" The two looked at each other, their eyes were frightened, and they quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the pit without stopping, and said: "Eh, little brother! It's not that we want to harm you! Don't come to us!"
Pan Cheng'er shook his head and smiled, patted the tiles on the roof of the latrine with his hand, and said, "I'm not dead, I'm on the house, you come to me~"
The two thieves were stunned for a moment, and then they rushed out of the door and looked at the roof.
"Hey, you're not dead!" Zhang Yuntian said angrily.
"I'm not dead, thank you for the care of my two brothers~ I was washed away by the water, and then I came back. Pan Cheng'er said with a smile.
Li Jindao wiped the tears that had not dried from the corners of his eyes, and scolded: "You son of a bitch, you ancestors have a plank, why are you there, how did you go up! Without me and my eldest brother leading you, you dare to run around? How did you get it back?"
Pan Cheng'er smiled: "This is my home, of course I know the way~"
The second thief was puzzled and said, "You... Your home?"
Pan Cheng'er laughed and said: "Yes~ Otherwise, how can I know the way up the mountain so well? You are also stupid, and you don't ask me how I know this way, so you follow me up~Hahahaha~ IQ is so small that you are still a snitch?hahahahaha~"
The two thieves thought about it, and it made sense, he really didn't say why he knew the way up the mountain, and he didn't ask in detail. I couldn't help but blush.
"Okay, you little king and eight lambs! You dare to play our jade-faced two tigers, you are finished today!" Zhang Yuntian scolded as he pulled out his waist knife from his waist and stepped forward to fight.
"Hey, slow down!" Pan Cheng'er stretched out his five fingers to block in front of him and made a pause gesture.
"Oh, you say. As soon as Zhang Yuntian saw Pan Cheng'er shouting to stop, he didn't ask why, and inserted the waist knife back again.
Pan Cheng'er looked at him and couldn't help but secretly say to himself, these two people are really interesting. said: "If you want to fight, you are not my opponent. I'm a descendant disciple of the Ancient City Sect. But I don't think you're a big traitor, just an ordinary snitch, and you have a good heart. Well, even though you came to my house to steal something, I played it too, and now I'm very happy. Well, I don't blame you, you can go~"
The two thieves looked at each other again, and both had expressions of disbelief on their faces. Zhang Yuntian pursed his mouth and said, "Hmph, you said that the inheritance will be passed on, what if you lie to us?"
Pan Cheng'er grinned, picked up a tile from his side, secretly used spiritual power under his hand, and threw it out with a snap, and a big tree two zhang away broke in response, the technique was clean and neat, and the two thieves were dumbfounded.
(Kneel down and beg for the recommendation votes of the masters~)