Chapter 932: Buddha Jumps Over the Wall
Chapter 932 Buddha jumps over the wall
His expression was pained, and his body trembled slightly.
"What kind of conspiracy are you guys? β
Ai Ling turned her head to look at Liu Yi and asked.
"It's okay ......"
Liu Yi covered his heart, only feeling weak for a while, and he didn't understand what was going on.
It was as if something important had been cut from his body, and he couldn't control the pain.
Liu Yi's face turned blue, and his expression was as ugly as he looked.
Ai Ling didn't think he was pretending, but she couldn't be sure that it was real.
This man's heart really can't be guessed by her, if she gets too close, he will be like a black hole, trying to suck himself in.
Therefore, she has worked hard to keep her distance, and she must not fall for this man like a fool.
And only Liu Yi clearly knows that he is not acting.
This divisive pain comes and goes quickly.
When the roller coaster slowly stabilized, he finally returned to normal.
"You're not afraid of heights, are you? β
After getting out of the car, Ai Ling looked at Liu Yi very strangely.
"How is it possible, I'm afraid of heights, how can I fly with my sword. β
Liu Yixin said that this woman was also confused, "Forget how we came here just now." β
"What's the matter, feigning illness to arouse my sympathy. β
"What are you kidding, I'm a big man, how could I pretend to be sick to arouse your sympathy. β
Liu Yi pouted.
"Do women like to pretend to be sick? β
"I was in high school and college, and I didn't know how many girls pretended to have heat stroke, pretending that their aunt was here or something to ask for leave to rest. β
"Hmph, you know what, it's called a girl's privilege. β
Liu Yi was in a cold sweat, "Why does it make sense when it comes to your mouth." β
"Because I made a point. β
Ai Ling glanced at Liu Yi, "I've played and played, now it's time to go and do your business." β
"No, I'm weak right now. β
Liu Yi hurriedly covered his chest and said, "I don't know what's wrong just now, this will make me feel very weak, if I don't find a place to practice well, I'm afraid I won't even have the strength to fly." β
"Hey, you're not enough. β
Ai Ling stomped her foot angrily, "Can't you open a room?" β
"Hey, Miss Ai Ling is really smart and clever, such a good way has made you think of it. β
Liu Yi snapped his fingers, "There's no other place, just go to the hotel and open a room." β
"Hey, Liu Yi, don't go too far. β
Ai Ling said angrily, "You still have to lead my nose to what kind of journey." β
"Hey, my Lady Ailing, I'm really weak right now. β
Liu Yi smiled bitterly, "Let me practice, it's always okay to replenish my mana, Ai Ling Woman, it shouldn't be so domineering." β
"Hmph. β
Ai Ling was silent, and it seemed that she had acquiesced.
Liu Yixin said that this sudden problem has fulfilled himself.
The two of them left the playground and found a large hotel nearby, ready to stay.
"A suite. β
Liu Yi said to the front desk of the hotel.
"A suite, what are you kidding, how can I sleep in a room with you. β
Ai Ling immediately shook her head and refused.
"We don't really go to sleep. β
Liu Yi sent a message to Ai Ling, "It's just meditation and cultivation, what, do you still want to sleep with me." β
Liu Yi glanced at Ai Ling with a wicked smile, "Woman, seeing that you are so beautiful, why are you so unhealthy." β
"Whoever thinks unhealthy, it's you, right? β
Ai Ling also used the voice to retort to Liu Yi, "And you can also practice in one person and one room, why only one." β
"One person in one room, okay, then aren't you afraid that I will run away. β
"Hmph, depending on your ability, do you still want to run? β
Ai Ling glanced at Liu Yi contemptuously, although Liu Yi was not convinced, he could only agree with Ai Ling's words.
This girl's strength is a crossover, and she is too far behind.
"Anyway, it's all cultivation, what are you afraid of, and you don't take off your clothes, what does it matter if you're in a room. β
Liu Yi insisted.
"Why, isn't Ai Ling Woman afraid that I won't be able to do anything to you? β
"Just kidding, Miss Ben will be afraid of you. β
Ai Ling snorted, "Miss Ben's magic power is boundless, and a single finger can send you to outer space." β
"Then why don't you dare to be in the same room with me. β
"Whoever doesn't dare, one will be the other. β
Ai Ling answered.
Liu Yi turned around, a triumphant smile on the corner of his mouth.
I don't believe you're not going to be tricked.
Ai Ling had no choice but to follow Liu Yi all the way to the room.
After Ai Ling entered the room, she directly occupied the position of the bed first.
"I'm meditating here, you can find your own place. β
Ai Ling threw a sentence to Liu Yi.
"Okay, you practice first, I'll take a shower. β
Liu Yi said, took off his coat, and then walked towards the bathroom.
"Hey, what are you doing. β
Ai Ling suddenly jumped up from the bed, and then with a wave of his hand, a blood-red sword fell from the sky and stuck on the floor in front of Liu Yi, blocking his way.
"What else can you do in the shower. β
Liu Yi said naturally.
"You, you, what kind of bath are you. β
Ai Ling glared at Liu Yi, "Didn't you say that you want to practice meditation and restore your mana." β
"yes, but now I'm sweating and uncomfortable. β
Liu Yi ignored the blood sword and smiled at Ai Ling, "Meditate, naturally you have to be comfortable." β
"You're really an immortal cultivator. β
"Of course it is, but I don't have any mana now, so I'm going to get dirty. β
Liu Yi said that he was also helpless.
"When I'm done taking a shower and cultivating, I'll be able to recover my mana. β
"Liu Yi, I think you're playing a scoundrel. β
Ai Ling stomped her foot angrily.
"How do you say this, how to take a bath and become a scoundrel. β
Liu Yi looked at Ai Ling very strangely, "Doesn't Ai Ling never take a bath?" β
"What a joke, how could I not take a shower. β
"Then you're a scoundrel too. β
"You, you're using strong words. β
Ai Ling gritted her silver teeth and glared at Liu Yi.
"I'll just be honest, I'm going to take a shower, don't think about it yourself. β
Liu Yi won another game, and he was very proud in his heart, ignoring the blood sword in front of him, and walked directly into the bathroom.
"Do you dare to close the door? β
With a wave of her hand, a bloody hand flew out and slammed the door into the bathroom.
She was depressed in her heart, and she only felt that she had been bullied by Liu Yi.
How can this be, in terms of strength, it is obvious that he is strong, and in terms of intelligence, he is also better, why is he being bullied.
This Nima is not scientific.
Listening to the faint sound of water coming from the bathroom, Ai Ling became even more depressed
I've been led by this guy's nose all the time.
It's so unpleasant.
Just when Ai Ling was depressed, a small card suddenly slipped in from under the crack in the door.
She was stunned for a moment, walked over, picked up the small card, and saw a row of words written on it.
"Massage, pedicure service ......"
A sly smile suddenly flashed at the corner of her mouth, "Okay, let's see how I fix you." β
As she spoke, she dialed the number from the landline in her room.
Liu Yi took a comfortable shower, just proud.
He opened the bathroom door and walked out, not wearing any clothes, but with a towel around his waist.
Liu Yi is in good shape, after all, he has experienced all kinds of exercises.
It is very beautiful for a man to have abdominal muscles in his lower abdomen, and Liu Yi is like this, which is his pride.
When he came out, he didn't see Ai Ling, but he could feel that her breath was still in the room.
It seems that the chick is deliberately using some method to hide her body and what means she is playing.
At that moment, the doorbell rang.
"Who. β
Liu Yi frowned and asked.
"Sir, it's the room service you called. β
I call room service.
Liu Yi thought about it for a while, it should be the chick called.
With a casual wave of his hand, the door opened on its own.
A woman with a somewhat plump figure and heavy makeup walked in.
She seemed to have a lot of perfume on her body, which made Liu Yi feel a little choked.
What did Ai Ling tell this girl to do?
"Sir, what kind of massage do you want? β
After the woman came in, she put the small satchel aside, and then asked Liu Yi, "Is it the whole body, or the head, or the pedicure." β
Massage.
Liu Yi's heart moved, and Ai Ling actually found herself a massage.
Okay, this girl wants to see if she can't get off the stage, what am I afraid of, I'm a man.
The woman faced Liu Yi, who was only wrapped in a bath towel, but she was also calm.
Liu Yi leaned directly on the bed and said.
"It's all over the body, press it well, press it comfortably, and tip Doha. β
"Thank you, sir. β
Liu Yi secretly said in his heart, Ai Ling, this girl, still wants to play with herself, she is too naΓ―ve.
Isn't it just a massage, something.
The woman rode directly on Liu Yi's waist, and then rubbed some kind of push oil with both hands, and rubbed Liu Yi's back first.
Liu Yi had an expression of enjoyment on his face, and he really felt a little angry in the air.
Ai Ling was upset.
Originally, I wanted to fix Liu Yi and see him panicked.
Unexpectedly, he didn't mind at all, and enjoyed it so much.
It's unpleasant, it's so unpleasant.
What kind of method can be used to punish this man?
And just when the two of them were proud and depressed, the woman who was originally riding on Liu Yi suddenly stretched out her hand, took off her skirt directly, and then hugged Liu Yi and shouted.
"Indecent, indecent. β
The woman screamed loudly, causing Liu Yi and Ai Ling to be stunned at the same time.
Nima, what's going on?
The door was suddenly kicked open, and it was clear that the woman had deliberately not been strict when she entered.
Two men in police uniforms walked in, with a stern look on their faces.
One of them still had horizontal flesh on his face, and he directly took the handcuffs and threw them on Liu Yi's hand.
"Playing hooligan in broad daylight, come back to the bureau with me and reflect on it. β
If it is an ordinary person, it is estimated that he will be scared to pee when he sees this posture.
But who is Liu Yi, he sat up unhurriedly and glanced at the two police brothers in front of him.
Hey, it's full of flaws.
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Today, I will no longer dig pits, bury pits one by one, and this book is mainly based on cool texts, occasionally abusing one or two times, it will not affect the general situation, the demon emperor, the chick, these are the dishes in Liu Yi's bowl, and they will never be eaten by others~ But how to find them back, we will wait and see~