143, rejoicing in enemies
The more Pi Buyu thought about it, the more he felt that what Han Yuanji said must be this woman. I secretly thought that this woman was also jealous of others, and this was playing with a big man in the middle of the night, and she was not afraid of others seeing jokes.
I was ashamed and happy, and I felt that my eyes were bright, but I had slipped close to a very elegantly built house.
The woman smiled and said, "Master Guan, when you arrive at the house, do you come down by yourself, or let the little one help you down?"
Pi Bufool said: "Whatever you want." ”
The woman said, "If people say that 'men and women do not kiss', then you should come down by yourself." ”
Pi Bu said bitterly: "Girl, put me down quickly, lest others see it and laugh at us." ”
The woman said, "Okay, seeing you so pitiful, I will save you once." People often say, 'Saving a person's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter'. Otherwise, you will be hung here all night. As he spoke, he let him down, and then went into the house, closed the door, and untied the net. The woman untied the net and said, "I will release you, you must not come and beat me or run away immediately, or you will be hanged back." ”
Pi Bufool came out of the net, and couldn't help but glance at her, but saw that this woman was really beautiful, about twenty years old, eyebrows like ink paintings, eyes like paint, slender figure, when blinking eyes, the eyes are amiable, but also a little cunning.
This girl also saw that he was born with thick eyebrows and tiger eyes, and he was extraordinary, and secretly said that this person was a good man, and he was different from everyone. Pi Buyu saw that she was delicate and incoherent, and her body was full of incense, and she couldn't help but tremble in her heart, and she didn't dare to look at it again. The girl said: "General Pi was born in the shape of a dragon and a tiger, and he really made a good statement, but he was too arrogant and empty-eyed. ”
Pi Buyu said in surprise: "Don't dare." I still have something to do, so I won't bother the girl anymore, and I'm going to say goodbye. ”
The girl said, "No." Unless you promise to teach me martial arts, I won't let you go. ”
Pi Buyu said: "Since you can capture me, what kind of martial arts can you practice with me, I should practice martial arts with you." ”
The girl said, "It doesn't matter who he practices with, you need to agree." ”
Pi Buyu said: "Then let's talk about it another day, I'll go first." ”
The girl sneered: "Sure enough, you are very proud, then you can go." ”
Pi Buyu thought to himself: "If you don't look at General Yu's face, I have to teach you a lesson today." ”
The girl suddenly asked, "What are you thinking?" Are you scolding me or trying to teach me a lesson?"
Pi was not stupid, and said in his heart that this woman is really smart, and she can guess what I think in my heart. Then he said: "I really have this kind of thought, but I didn't scold you, I just want to teach you a lesson, since you expect it, I won't embarrass you, and I will settle accounts with you again when I have time, and hang you up." Today is late. "Having said that, turn around and go out.
The woman sneered: "Your Excellency is quite confident, I am waiting for you to teach me a lesson, as long as you don't regret it." ”
Pi was not stupid and did not agree, thinking about the meaning of the girl's words just now, and thought, "I don't know what I will regret." Xiang sneered at her slightly, "You just wait." After speaking, he went out of the room, and when he mentioned his true qi, his body was as fast as an arrow. Dou Ran ejaculated.
Less than a foot away, suddenly a thick net in front of him, his heart was shocked, and he wanted to cut it with his palm, but the net suddenly tightened and caught him again. The skin is not stupid and quickly chopped, but the net rope seems to be made of cowhide and camel tendons, which is extremely elastic and soft. The girl swung the rope lightly, and in a moment re-wound his hands and feet and hung them on the wire.
Pi Buyu said angrily: "Are you a human or a demon, why can't you afford to live with me?"
The girl also followed him, and said, "What do you say?"
Pi Bufool said: "If you don't let me go again, I will be unkind to you." ”
The girl sneered, slammed into the house, closed the door, and said in the house: "Don't make any noise, I still have to sleep, and I will release you when I get up early in the morning to practice martial arts." But when the candlelight was extinguished in the house, it was evident that the girl had turned off the lights and went to bed.
Pi Buyu was extremely bitter in his heart, secretly thinking that he had never carried his head in front of people, but this time it was good, but he was repeatedly captured by a little girl. Thinking that Hu Yu and the others were still drinking in the hall, and they didn't come back for a long time, Han Yuanji called everyone to look for them again, and it was all right. I thought about how Yu Yunwen could have such a naughty and undisciplined daughter? I was anxious, so I opened my mouth and whispered: "Girl, girl, I was joking with you just now, let me go, and listen to you in the future." "I called twice, but I didn't hear an echo, but I listened carefully, but I heard a slight snoring in the house. Pi Buyu was furious and scolded: "Little demon girl, dead girl, stinky girl, if I didn't look at General Yu's sake, I would have killed you a long time ago. ”
Just as he was scolding himself happily, he suddenly saw the woman float near like a ghost, holding a wooden stick, and beat him on the cheek.
Pi Bufool said angrily: "Are you a mortal?"
The girl ignored it, and still beat it with a stick. It's a heavy hand. The skin is not stupid to protect the body, only to hear the "click", the wooden stick was shocked and broken. The woman went back to the house, took a soft whip, wrapped it into two strands, and continued to whip him on the buttocks, scolding as she scolded: "Stinky boy, I call this 'want to catch and indulge', do you understand?"
Pi Buyu was afraid that this shouting and whipping would be heard by others, so he said: "If you were a man, I would have beaten you to death." The woman also said, "If you were a woman, you would have been beaten to death." As he spoke, the soft whip whipped faster.
Although Pi Buyu can protect his body and not be injured, this soft whip is shocked by his internal force, and the sound is crackling, and the sound is far away. If you put away the work, your buttocks will be pumped in pain, and you think to yourself, "I'd rather be beaten than let people hear about it." "This harvest was really painful. The girl also knew that he had collected his strength, so she also stopped.
Pi Bufool said: "Girl......"
The woman chirped: "What kind of girl, aunt's, it's annoying to hear, it's better to call it a little demon girl and a stinky girl." ”
Pi Bu was surprised, so he said: "Please, little goblin, stinky girl, let ...... quickly"
The maiden did not wait for him to finish, but whipped him again, and said, "Look at you again! ”
Pi Buyu said angrily: "Didn't you let me call it that?"
The girl said, "That's right. But if you scream, you will be given ten lashes. ”
At this time, I heard someone coughing not far away, and I heard him ask, "Who is shouting here, General Pi, where are you?"
Pi Bufooli heard that this cry was Han Yuanji, and he was so frightened that he whispered urgently: "Girl, let me down, thank you." ”
The woman also panicked and said, "Don't scream, don't scream, I'll let you go right away." With that, he put him down and pushed him into the house.
As soon as the door was closed, I heard Han Yuanji shouting near the door: "General Pi, where are you? Don't go and catch the bad guys again, go eat and drink, everyone is still waiting for the two of us." ”
Pi Buyu was still in the net at this time, how dare he answer when he heard the voice? Pi Buyu was shocked and said secretly: "Bitter." But when she asked, "Who is shouting at this moment to disturb my rest?" I only heard Han Yuanji smile and said, "It turned out to be Miss Yu, why haven't you rested yet?"
Pi Buyu said: "This woman is Yu Yunwen's daughter, can Lord Han help me propose marriage, can this girl not be able to deal with in the future, I am afraid that it will be difficult to deal with, and the evil will be very tight." Thinking of this, I was ashamed, but I was slightly happy.
The girl said, "Who are you?
Han Yuanji was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "This ghost girl, why don't you even recognize your Uncle Han?"
The girl said: "It turned out to be Uncle Han, my niece's eyes were loose, I didn't see it clearly, I ask for your forgiveness, why didn't you come out to drink during the banquet?"
Han Yuanji said: "I came out to clear the room, I was dizzy from drinking, and I came to find General Pi, can you see him?"
The girl said: "Fart general? I didn't see any fart general, I heard two shouts just now, I pushed the window to take a look, and saw two people who were extremely fast, one after the other ran westward, and in a blink of an eye, there might be some fart general." ”
Pi Buyu said angrily: "This girl is obviously scolding me around the bend, and I have to give her some bitterness in the future." ”
Han Yuanji said: "People's surname is Pi, not fart, if he listens, he will definitely not like it, or he will teach you a lesson." ”
The girl said, "Yes, Uncle Han." The niece didn't hear clearly, the general was not a fart! ”
Han Yuanji said: "That's right. Uncle will no longer bother, go look elsewhere, and you can rest quickly. ”
The girl said, "Uncle Han is good, don't send it." After speaking, he returned to the house, turned on the lamp, released Pi Buyu from the net, and said, "Hurry up and leave, it's best to get ahead of Lord Han, so that he won't be suspicious." ”
Pi Buyu was ashamed and angry, and sneered: "I don't want to go." The girl was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Or beat you up and leave." ”
The girl said, "You dare." After saying that, he pulled the rope and wanted to tighten the net again. Pi is not stupid, how can she allow her to repeat the old tricks? The finger is like lightning, and it hits the six points on her body. Although this woman's martial arts skills are also good, what kind of skill is Pi Buyu? Before she could react, she was already restrained, and her whole body could no longer move.
Pi Buyu smiled, lifted her up, and put her on the bed. The girl was ashamed and frightened, because the dumb hole was also sealed, it was difficult to speak, and when she saw him come with a soft whip, she was a little relieved, and secretly said that this person was also angry, and I don't know how he would beat himself.
Pi Buyu gritted his teeth and smiled: "Little goblin, dead girl, stinky girl, dare to tease General Ben, I am not small, I didn't expect the current world to report so quickly, right? With that, he turned her around and slapped her with twenty lashes on her buttocks, causing the woman to grit her teeth and snort. Then he turned her back and scolded with a smile: "General Ben just 'tasted the courage of lying on the salary', which is also called 'giving back to the other in the way of the other'." Stinky girl, do you understand!" After speaking, he pulled back a large blanket and covered her, put down the silk tent, and said: "You still need to get up early tomorrow to practice martial arts, so I won't bother anymore." ”
The woman was ashamed and angry, and when she saw that he actually covered herself with a blanket, she was obviously very concerned, and secretly she couldn't help but rejoice.
Pi Buyu waved his left palm lightly, and the door was closed by this palm force, and before the door was closed, his body had come out of the half-slit, and then the door was closed and the light went out. When the woman saw him so skillful, she was shocked and convinced.