Chapter 0234: Dan Idiot
Miss Liu Yan went to the mountains to open up a mansion by herself, closed the door, and refused to allow anyone to approach her. Whoever dares to walk within ten miles of her Taoist mansion will kill someone. Mink Jin Wuxin smiled.
Sanzang said: "It's okay, I have a big creation to give to Miss Liuyan, this time, let her slow the resentment in her heart." ”
All the disciples laughed.
Sanzang said: "You guys go by themselves, I'm going to go to Ling Xuzi Daoist to get the Divine Fire Pill." "All the disciples bowed down and bowed.
Sanzang's mind moved, and he took three drunken disciples to the gate of Dan Mansion, and shouted loudly: "Ling Xuzi Daoist, open the door." ”
shouted three times in a row, but there was no movement in Dan's house.
Sanzang stretched out his hand and slapped the door, bang, bang, bang.
Suddenly, I felt that there was something abnormal under my feet, the soil was separated, and a three-headed monster like a dog crawled out of the ground, without saying a word, with three heads and three mouths, and bit Sanzang.
Sanzang smiled: "Something." "A kick, a kick at the three-headed monster.
With a bang, the three-headed monster shattered to the ground, and it turned out to be all yellow mud.
Sanzang said with a smile: "Ling Xuozi Daoist, did you actually make a three-headed dog out of yellow mud to guard the door?" Before the words fell, the yellow mud merged into one again, and turned into a three-headed strange dog again, to bite Sanzang.
Sanzang kicked the three monster dogs to pieces again. When the three-headed monster dog took shape again, it was another kick, and this time, the three-headed monster dog really became a piece of yellow mud and could never be recovered.
It shattered three times, and all the mana attached to the yellow mud was lost. Yellow mud is really just yellow mud.
The three-headed monster dog was broken, and there was a loud cry from the Dan Mansion, and then Sanzang heard the sound of running knock knock, and the footsteps ran down from the third floor, as if an ancient giant beast was running, and the entire Dan Mansion and the ground were trembling slightly.
"What the hell are you doing again?" Sanzang laughed.
The footsteps soon came to the first floor, the door opened, and the body of a headless monster leaned forward, stretching out a right hand forward, and in the palm of the right hand, a turquoise eye, and the shadow of Sanzang was reflected in the eye.
It turned out that the monster's eyes were on the palms of its hands.
Sanzang saw that this headless monster had no intelligence and low judgment, and was equivalent to a puppet acting according to its master.
The headless monster retracted its hand and said, "Grandpa, my master is invited." ”
Sanzang laughed.
This monster has no head, so naturally it has no mouth, but its mouth grows on his left hand, and this sound comes from the mouth of the palm of his left hand.
"Ling Xuzi's alchemy is simply incredible!" Sanzang sighed and followed the headless monster into the Dan Mansion.
Sanzang inherited the mantle of Wu Zu Wu Yang, this mirror space is his personal dojo, and the small world also belongs to him. If he wants to enter this Dan Mansion, he can enter it as he wants. It's just that Sanzang is humble, and the rules and precepts learned by Buddhism are still working, and now the demon disciples in the Dao Mirror don't know that the Dao Ancestor who taught them Dao Art has completely disappeared, and Sanzang, instead of Dao Ancestor, has become the master of the space.
Sanzang can enter the gate of Danfu, but he can't enter every layer of the alchemy mansion of Danfu, the Danfu of Wuzu Wu Yang is prohibited, and non-alchemists rely on alchemy, and they can't open the gate of each layer of alchemy mansion in turn.
Sanzang followed the headless monster up to the third floor, and saw a man in ragged clothes, with messy hair and shawls, burn marks on his arms, and two round holes in his pants that had been burned by the fire, revealing two white dangling buttocks. This guy has his back to Sanzang, his ears are close to the alchemy furnace, and he listens.
Sanzang was just about to speak, the strange man turned his head back, Sanzang was taken aback, this guy's face was gray, and he could only see two eyes flashing and shining.
If he hadn't known in advance that this guy was Ling Xuzi Dao Leader, Sanzang wouldn't have dared to recognize him.
The strange man put his finger to his lips and motioned for Sanzang not to make a sound.
Sanzang couldn't help but keep silent.
The strange man motioned for Sanzang to go over again, and Sanzang walked over, and the strange man motioned for Sanzang's ears to be close to the alchemy furnace and make a truthful hearing.
Sanzang did so, listened carefully, and there was no movement in the alchemy furnace. The strange man motioned for Sanzang to be patient and continued to listen. Sanzang took a deep breath and continued to listen.
After a while, there was a slight sound of air currents in the alchemy furnace, the sound of some kind of bird flapping its wings.
Sanzang was stunned, his mouth was open, and he couldn't close it.
The strange man gave Sanzang a thumbs up, smug and silently laughed, revealing a mouthful of snow-white teeth.
Sanzang also gave a thumbs up.
The strange man suddenly said, "Who are you, why did you kill the three-headed dog that I guarded the door?" ”
Sanzang was really shocked at this time, and he remembered the three big words he saw when he entered this alchemy room: Crazy Furnace.
"I'm Master Sanzang. ”
"Oh, what are you doing here?" the strange man laughed.
"You don't know what I'm doing here, why did you let the Headless bring me in?"
"Whoever kicked my three-headed dog to death, I knew I had to let him in. ”
"Why?"
"Because I'm going to give him the Divine Fire Pill in the Dan furnace. ”
"Why did you give him the Divine Fire Pill?"
"Because I promised him. ”
"You promised him, so who is he?"
"I don't know. ”
"And who are you?"
"Who am I?" the strange man pondered, "who am I? Why did I never think about who I was? ”
"You are Ling Xuzi Dao Leader, you are fascinated by alchemy, you forgot your name, and you have forgotten who I am, but you always remember the matter of alchemy, Ling Xuozi Dao Leader, go out with me, and you will come to your senses. Sanzang sighed, he was so obsessed with alchemy, so obsessed with forgetting his existence, he also obeyed.
This Dan idiot is completely possible to become the first Danzu in the future!
"I'm Ling Xuzi, why am I Ling Xuzi?
Sanzang didn't answer, stretched out his hand to grab Ling Xuzi, and as soon as his mind moved, he and Ling Xuzi went to the open space outside the Dan Mansion.
It was night outside, the moon was bright, the night wind was blowing, the strange man recovered his senses, and when he saw Master Sanzang standing in front of him, he was taken aback, and hurriedly saluted, calling him Master.
Sanzang said: "Ling Xuozi, look at what you look like." ”
Ling Xuozi looked at himself and was taken aback, and said, "Master, did anyone throw me into the fire, did you save me, what happened just now?"
"You entered the third-layer Alchemy Mansion and refined the Divine Fire Pill for me, in the process, you only remember the alchemy, and the rest, you don't remember anything. ”
"Ahhh The three-headed dog guarding the door and the headless monster that led you in are all the elixir transformations I refined. Haha, a third-level Dan Master, but I am qualified to be a Dan Master in the Heavenly Realm, I am so amazing, in a short period of time, I have entered the alchemy room of the Third Layer of the Crazy Dan Mansion. ”
Sanzang smiled, Ling Xuzi did not officially worship him as a teacher, Sanzang was humble and called him a Taoist. And Ling Xuozi, like other demon clan disciples, all saw Sanzang as a disciple.
"Look at these three, they are drunk, give them a sobering pill, let them wake up first!"
"Yes, Master, right away!" Ling Xuzi said busily. (To be continued.) )