Chapter 21: The Miracle of Phaselessness
"Oh, Ah Fa, you are so good, you didn't vomit like this" Gu Jianfei said to Ling Lingfa after vomiting, Gu Jianfei just finished speaking, he looked at Ling Lingfa and fainted, and hurriedly said: "Ah Fa, what's wrong with you, I won't save people, open people, Ah Fa fainted."
It turned out that after Gu Jianfei protected the emperor and brought the capital that day, the emperor first reinstated the zero-haired official, and then knew that Gu Jianfei liked Da Huandan, so he rewarded Gu Jianfei with 200 pieces again. Then he asked Gu Jianfei and Ah Fa to go to see his harem, and asked the two of them to help him find a beautiful woman, but Gu Jianfei vomited and fainted sporadically.
After Zero Zero woke up, he saw Gu Jianfei and Buddha Yin looking at him strangely and said, "What's wrong with me, why are you looking at me like this."
Buddha Yin smashed it and said with an envious face: "Ah Fa, you kid is lucky, the emperor heard that a brothel in the capital came to a woman as beautiful as a fairy, the emperor asked you to check the identity and background of this woman, and most importantly, the emperor said that your case handling funds are from the emperor."
Gu Jianfei also spoke: "Ah Fa, your kid is developed this time."
After hearing this, Ling Lingfa was even more excited and almost jumped up, and hurriedly said: "Is this true, why did the emperor let me go."
Gu Jianfei teased with a face: "The emperor's original words are, Gu Aiqing, you go, I'm very worried, either you are very handsome, or you have a fierce male appearance, only Ah Fa doesn't know martial arts, or the most ugly, as long as the woman is not blind, she will definitely not like him."
After listening to Gu Jianfei's words, it was as if he had been struck by lightning, and his ears kept echoing the most ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, look.
After relieving himself, he yelled at Gu Jianfei and pointed to the Buddha seal by the way: "What do you call me the most ugly, what do you call me the most ugly, isn't the Buddha seal more ugly than me."
When the Buddha Yin saw that he dared to say that he was ugly, he had to go up and compare with Zero Hair to see who was the most ugly. Gu Jianfei hurriedly grabbed the Buddha seal and said: "Master, Ah Fa has just woken up, if you knock him out again, go to sleep and find a beautiful woman for the emperor."
When Buddha Yin heard this, he said: "Hmph, I don't have the same knowledge as him, there are a lot of masters here, and adults don't care about villains."
Gu Jianfei said to Ling Lingfa: "Don't you know, Master Buddha Yin is a monk, it doesn't count, so you are the most ugly person."
Zero Zero had no choice but to accept the answer that he was the most ugly person. After Gu Jianfei saw that the scattered hair was gone, he walked towards the Jinyi Wei Yamen, and when he came to the Jinyi Wei Yamen, he happened to see the Jinyi Wei Commander and said: "The commander has time."
Seeing that it was Gu Jianfei, the commander of the Jinyi Guard, he hurriedly said: "It turned out to be Lord Gu, I have always had a lot of time, Lord Gu said directly to me if there is something to do, I will definitely do it if Lord Gu can do it", you must know that the current Gu Jianfei is a close minister of the emperor, but it is not something that he can offend as a small commander of Jinyi Guard.
Gu Jianfei said: "That brother will help me find out where a person named Turtle Sun is, by the way, he often claims to be Uncle Turtle Sun."
The commander of the Jinyi guard was stunned and said: "There is also a person called the turtle grandson, no problem, Lord Gu will be later."
After a while, Gu Jianfei knew where this Uncle Turtle Sun was. Everyone must be very curious about why this Gu Jianfei is looking for Uncle Guisun, because Gu Jianfei wants to find Dazhi Datong to ask Emperor Wuxiang's Wuxiang Divine Skill what is going on.
Gu Jianfei came to a brothel, and saw ** hurriedly stepped forward and said carefully: "It turned out that Lord Gu was here, I don't know what happened to Lord Gu coming to the shop, but which girl are you looking for." You must know that you can open a brothel in the capital, a place where powerful people are full of dragons and snakes, and you can't open it without a certain force, so this ** knows Gu Jianfei, the commander of the inner guard.
Gu Jianfei said lightly: "I'm not looking for any girl, I heard that the turtle grandson is here with you, you go and let him come to see me."
** Breathed a sigh of relief and said: "I see, my lord, wait a minute, the turtle grandson owes a debt to the small shop and is hung in the firewood room by the small one, and the little one will go and call him."
After a while, he brought a little old man who was not good-looking and exuded an obscene atmosphere to Gu Jianfei and said, "Master Gu, this is the turtle grandson."
When Uncle Guisun saw that it was Gu Jianfei, he hurriedly said: "It turned out to be Lord Gu, I don't know what to do with finding the little one."
Gu Jianfei said: "I'm looking for Dazhi Datong."
Uncle Guisun said: "It turns out that the adults are looking for those two old ghosts, please come with me."
Gu Jianfei said to **: "I have something to do with him, and he will come back to pay off your debts later."
Uncle Guisun led Gu Jianfei to a cave and said, "Lord Gu should know the rules."
Gu Jianfei said: "This official knows, you can go in."
Gu Jianfei waited for a while and then heard an old voice say, "Lord Gu, if you want to know anything, just ask."
Gu Jianfei threw a 50-tael piece of silver into the cave and said, "I want to know if the Wuxiang Emperor's Wuxiang Divine Skill can really make people change their bodies."
Dazhi Dadao: "Yes".
Gu Jianfei threw in another ingot of silver and said, "Is there any flaw in that Phaseless Divine Skill?"
Great wisdom channel: "Yes".
Gu Jianfei saw that this turtle grandson dared to perfunctory himself, when he didn't know that he was a great wisdom and chase, Gu Jianfei, who was a little angry, listened to the sound and smashed a piece of silver at Uncle Guisun, only to hear a cry, Gu Jianfei said gloomily: "What is the defect."
Uncle Guisun didn't dare to fly in the ancient sword of the pit, so he went directly: "The flaw of the Wuxiang Divine Skill is that once you practice it, you will definitely go crazy and become a faceless person like the Emperor of Wuxiang."
Gu Jianfei threw the silver into the cave again and said, "What is the weakness of the Wuxiang Emperor."
Uncle Guisun was silent, although he really knew the weakness of Emperor Wuxiang, but if he told others about his weaknesses, he would be hunted down and killed by the whole rivers and lakes, after all, no one wanted his weaknesses to be known.
Gu Jianfei knew what this turtle grandson was worried about, so he said in a tone with murderous intent: "I know what you are worried about, at this time, only God knows that you know and I know, and Emperor Wuxiang will not live long, but if you don't say it, I can guarantee that you won't live long."
Uncle Guisun said helplessly: "Emperor Wuxiang has no facial features because he has gone mad, but his feelings are very strong, but this Emperor Wuxiang is also Emperor Wuxiang's biggest weakness, because he can't see or hear at all, he can only rely on his intuition."
Gu Jianfei was a little disappointed, but he was also satisfied, he originally wanted to take this phaseless magic skill back to the main world, but the condition that he must go crazy dispelled Gu Jianfei's thoughts, but he was very sure that he had killed the Wuxiang Emperor with his own hands. Gu Jianfei rushed to the cave and said, "Grandson Turtle, go and pay off the debt yourself", and left after speaking.
Three days later, Gu Jianfei was eating hot pot with Foyin, and he saw Ling Linggong come to him and said, "Lord Gu, the emperor said that you should prepare your lordship and close the net."