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Chen Xiao has always considered himself a very lucky person, and God always seems to favor him. Although he grew up in an orphanage, the director and a group of friends treated him very well, and he lived happily. When I grew up, I worked as a security guard in a large company, and my salary was enough to support myself, and my life was very happy and satisfying.

But all of this has changed after meeting that little Zhengtai.

"Ah, loosen up!"

Chen Xiao was standing guard at the door of the company, and suddenly a five or six-year-old cute little Zhengtai jumped across the street, wearing a small suit, with a pink face and a cute face.

"Little brother, who are you looking for?" Chen Xiao was too cute by the little Zhengtai, and squatted down to ask.

Xiao Zhengtai didn't answer, just smiled at him weirdly, and bit on his palm, blood flowing.

"Loosen up, loosen up!" Chen Xiao was so pained that tears flowed out.

"The system is successfully bound" A crisp voice came, Xiao Zhengtai let go of his mouth, jumped back, crossed his waist, pointed at Chen Xiao and said: "From now on, you are the employee of Young Master Ben, and in the future, you will be responsible for doing tasks to make money to support Ben Shao!"

"Where did the unlucky kid come from, while playing. Chen Xiao covered his bleeding hand and scolded the little Zhengtai.

"Hey, dare not listen to me, let you see how good I am" Xiao Zhengtai raised his eyebrows angrily, pointed at Chen Xiao with two fingers, and said, "Laugh!"

"Hahaha......" Xiao Zhengtai's words landed, Chen Xiao felt an uncontrollable laugh welling up in his heart, and couldn't help laughing, he couldn't hold back, as if he had been laughed.

"Cry!" Xiao Zhengtai shouted again, and Chen Xiao instantly felt a wave of sadness hit his heart, and couldn't help crying.

This crying is more than ten minutes, and I can't stop it.

"Boy, are you convinced?" Xiao Zhengtai came to Chen Xiao's side arrogantly and patted his head.

Chen Xiao didn't pay attention to it, just kept crying.

"Stop" Xiao Zhengtai gave the order, and Chen Xiao's crying stopped.

Chen Xiao stared at Xiao Zhengtai in fear and said, "What kind of monster are you?"

"Hey, Ben Shao is the son of the first super invincible Emperor of the Three Realms!"

"Are you an immortal?" asked Chen Xiao.

"No," Xiao Zhengtai's face darkened.

"So you're a villain?"

"You're the villain, your whole family is the villain" Xiao Zhengtai pointed at Chen Xiao's nose and scolded wildly.

Chen Xiao was slightly angry in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it, this little Zheng was too weird, so don't offend Subtle easily.

......

After a fierce exchange between the two, Chen Xiao finally figured out the origin of this little Zhengtai.

The little guy is the son of the Emperor of Heaven, but he made a mistake and was beaten down to the mortal world. But this kid is the emperor's own son after all, and the person who executes the punishment is his cousin, Yang Jian, the god of justice in the fairy world, and Yang Jian specially refined a treasure for him to make him more comfortable in the lower realm. But Erlang God was worried that he would not make any progress in the nether realm, so he had to set permissions for the baby, and he couldn't let the little guy recognize the master, so he could only bind it to others, and he had to make money through the task to buy the things in the store. And for the sake of the little guy, Erlang God also specially set that the person who is bound to the system must listen to the orders of the little guy. In other words, whoever binds the system will become the full-time nanny of the little guy, or for life, because the punishment period of the little guy is one hundred days in the fairy world and one hundred years underground!

After knowing everything, Chen Xiao cried, and he began to resent his miserable life.

"Don't cry, don't cry, I'll have a good baby in the next life" The little guy reached out and touched Chen Xiao's head, comforting him obediently.

"You go away," Chen Xiao pushed Xiao Zhengtai away.

Seeing this, Xiao Zhengtai didn't get mad and dodged from a distance. He is still counting on Chen Xiao for his happy life next, and it doesn't make him too sad.

After crying, Chen Xiao felt that he was in a much better mood, stood up and continued to stand guard.

At this time, a figure wearing a red dress and sunglasses walked past him, and a burst of fragrance hit, Chen Xiao's expression was stunned, and he looked at the figure blankly.

Xiao Zhengtai quietly came up, looked at Chen Xiao meaningfully, and asked, "Do you like it?"

Chen Xiao nodded and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

"Give me your phone number"

"What for?"

"Do you want to catch up with that woman, don't talk nonsense, everyone is far away" Xiao Zheng urged impatiently.

Chen Xiao took out a pen from his arms and wrote down the mobile phone number in the palm of Xiao Zhengtai's hand.

"Wait" Xiao Zhengtai patted Chen Xiao's thigh, and took small steps to chase after the beauty.

Watching the figure of the beautiful woman gradually disappear, Chen Xiao showed a trace of regret on his face.

In a blink of an eye, it was lunch time, and Chen Xiao was about to go to the restaurant when his mobile phone rang suddenly.

After answering, a crisp and beautiful voice came from the opposite side.

"Hey, is it Mr. Chen Xiao? There is a little child here who is lost and can't find a home......

Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that it must be that kid who did it, so he quickly inquired about the location and walked towards the place.

Ah, the first date with the goddess!

When Chen Xiao arrived, Xiao Zhengtai was holding an ice cream and licking it in a hurry, looking ugly, and holding the beautiful woman with his other hand.

"You're here" Xiao Zhengtai shouted, looking at Chen Xiao with a smile.

Chen Xiao stepped forward stiffly, stood there blankly, and smirked at the beauty.

Seeing this, Xiao Zhengtai sighed in his heart, alas, the son can't be taught, this guy will become a pig brother when he sees a beautiful woman, and he has to help me!

"I'm sorry, I won't run around anymore, so you are in a hurry to find me" Xiao Zhengtai took Chen Xiao's hand, bowed his head and admitted his mistake, looking extremely well-behaved and lovable.

Chen Xiao came back to his senses, let out a dumbfounded sound, and continued to look at the beauty.

Seeing this, Xiao Zhengtai sighed again in his heart, alas, sling, the chance is slim......

The beauty had been impatient by Chen Xiao's appearance at this time, and she was about to leave.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Zhengtai spoke again: "The ice cream that my sister bought is finished, you can buy me one" After speaking, the cute man shook Chen Xiao's arm.

Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment, Xiao Zhengtai hurriedly winked at him, he understood, and replied: "What to buy, no money!"

Seeing this, the beautiful woman next to her handed Xiao Zhengtai another ice cream in her hand, and said, "Meng Meng, study hard, buy ice cream to eat when you grow up" After speaking, she glanced at Chen Xiao with disdain, and turned to leave.

"Uncle, are you okay?" Xiao Zhengtai looked up at Chen Xiao.

"She ignores me, what does it have to do with me," Chen Xiao argued.

"Forget it, don't miss it next time, look at me" Xiao Zhengtai suddenly screamed and grabbed Chen Xiao's hand.

The beauty was attracted to the attention and turned her head.

Xiao Zhengtai held Chen Xiao's hand, knocked the ice cream to the ground, and then squatted on the ground, crying: "Give me back the ice cream......"

On the other side, the beauty was furious, took two steps forward, stepped back from Chen Xiao, and said, "Why is this person like this!"

The beauty spoke in a Shanghai dialect in a hurry, and Chen Xiao was stunned: "Ah?"

"How can you do this?" the beauty said again in Mandarin.

He ...... Insect teeth, can't eat ice cream" Chen Xiao was anxious and came up with an excuse. This made Xiao Zhengtai can't help but give him a thumbs up.

"Let him rinse his mouth twice more and it's over, why are you so ruthless, is this child your own?" The beauty hugged Xiao Zhengtai distressedly, which made Chen Xiao envious.

"Probably not...... "Chen Xiao said embarrassedly.

"It's not yours, is it the old king next door!" The beauty said angrily.

"He's my uncle" At the critical moment, Xiao Zhengtai broke the siege.

After listening to this, the beauty looked at Chen Xiao and sneered: "Look at this face...... I thought it was your uncle!"

"No, will you chat?" No matter how stupid Chen Xiao was, he understood the scolding meaning in the beauty's words.

"This gentleman, with all due respect, educate children to be loving, how much love you give him, how much love he will repay in the future, educating children like you will definitely be psychologically distorted when they grow up, and sooner or later they will become unstable factors in society, and a harmonious society will be destroyed in your hands......" The woman pointed to Chen Xiao's nose and educated.

Chen Xiao listened to the woman's words with a dark face, he lived in an orphanage since he was a child, and after entering the society, he hated others to educate him with these clichés.

"No, who are you, educating me here?!" Chen Xiao interrupted impatiently.

"Caring for the society, everyone is responsible!" the beauty stared at Chen Xiao confidently.

"If you wear a famous brand, you will regard yourself as a superior person, I really don't know how many pounds and taels I have!" Chen Xiao sneered.

"I really have to take a toilet bowl grapefruit to plug your mouth!" the beautiful woman breathed.

"Don't think that you can do whatever you want because you have a bit of a pose, I warn you...... Ahh

"Alas......" Xiao Zhengtai's fleshy hands covered his eyes and kept shaking his head, as if he couldn't bear to look directly at the tragic picture of the scene.