360 brain holes open Qin Feng to become funny
Qin Feng was impressed by Lao Bai at this moment, could it be that this guy still has a hidden skill, can he see if he has a snap?
A little fox, an old fox, the two looked at each other, and laughed dryly.
"Xiaofeng, yes, you have got such a beauty. ”
Qin Feng knew that Lao Bai had a lot of ghost ideas, and he was smiling, but he didn't admit it, if he was deceived by this guy, wouldn't it be a shame.
Lao Bai had a little guess in his heart, although he didn't know any strange doorways, but he was a little accurate when he looked at people, he had already seen that this beautiful Qingyue girl, looking at Qin Feng's eyes was definitely abnormal, if he wasn't tired, he wouldn't believe it.
The two of them didn't say a word, and they pulled the eggs without nutrition.
"Xiaofeng, I think that Qingyue girl seems to have good kung fu, you know?" asked Lao Bai tentatively.
Qin Feng's face was full of curiosity: "Ah, Miss Qingyue can also do martial arts? Why didn't I see it." ”
Phew, Lao Tzu can see it, can you kid see it! Lao Bai despised Qin Feng's pretending to be stupid in his heart, and he was still smiling on his face.
Qin Feng looked at the figure behind Lao Bai, and suddenly laughed in his heart, but sighed a little sadly on his face.
Lao Bai looked at Qin Feng and suddenly became sad, and was stunned: "What's the matter, Xiaofeng?"
"Hey!" Qin Feng's face was full of bitterness: "Emotional problems, emotional problems." ”
"Say, Brother Bai will give you a staff officer!" Lao Bai's eyes suddenly ignited something called gossip, and his two thief eyes were full of curiosity.
Qin Feng sighed: "You said that our Ming law does not stipulate that a man can only marry one, and you also know about me, you said that I can't be the same as you, because I am afraid of my daughter-in-law, just marry one, right? ”
Lao Bai listened to the front and was fine. A little schadenfreude, but when I heard it, I felt wrong, what do I mean I'm afraid of my daughter-in-law?
Qin Feng glanced at Lao Bai: "Oh~" The voice was very long: "Then why don't you marry Zhan Hongyan?"
"It's not that I don't like it!" Lao Bai's face was entangled, and it was obvious that Qin Feng had said his pain: "That's it." Let me give you an analogy, a bowl of ordinary white noodle soup and a bowl of excellent abalone noodles, which one do you eat?"
Qin Feng rolled his eyes: "Do you still need to ask?"
Lao Bai sighed in agreement: "You really don't need to ask, you must choose the good one, but the good one you have to eat for half a life, and the ordinary one is not unpalatable, but the taste is a little lighter, so which one do you choose?"
Qin Feng smiled: "I don't like to eat noodles." I love to eat dumplings. ”
Lao Bai was struck by Qin Feng's laughter, and said suspiciously: "What are you doing with such a treacherous smile?"
Qin Feng pursed his lips, and his eyes turned to Lao Bai's back.
Lao Bai was taken aback, cold sweat broke out on his face, he turned his head and laughed dryly.
"Is the surface of the white water?" the shopkeeper held his small belly and smiled very "kindly" and "gently". But in the eyes of Lao Bai, this is tantamount to a devil's smile.
"No, no, no. Aren't I just making an analogy! You're not white water, you're not white water, you're tripe noodles, tripe noodles!"
"Cow, you're big!" As soon as the shopkeeper's pink fist came out, it was extremely accurate, and it hit the old white eyes.
"Ahh This is the scream of the thief.
"Smack!" This is the sound of meat touching meat.
"Hahaha This was Qin Feng's voice laughing wildly.
Qin Feng laughed and hurriedly ran away, preparing to get something to eat in the kitchen, but found Wushuang standing at the door of the kitchen with a helpless face.
"What's the matter, Wushuang, why are you standing there stunned?" Qin Feng looked at the little girl's appearance. Asked with a smile.
Musou pointed weakly forward.
Qin Feng looked at Wushuang's show: "Poof, this guy with a big mouth has eaten too much, right?"
I did eat too much, and a bright big lock hung straight on the door, Qin Feng roughly estimated that it would probably be as big as two or three ordinary door locks.
"Big Mouth has been on the rise recently, and I don't know where this guy got such a strange lock. Qin Feng laughed.
Wushuang glanced at Qin Feng and said a little weakly: "I think Brother Big Mouth must be unhappy, so he is probably taking revenge on us." ”
Qin Feng shook his head: "This guy is sometimes a little small-bellied, especially when it comes to that Yang Huilan." ”
"Woo woo, Xiaofeng, you're right, this beast with a big mouth, a beast!" Xiucai came out of the room with a weak expression, crying and hugging his chest.
Qin Feng was a little incredulous, could it be that his big mouth was perverted due to anger, and his sexual orientation became abnormal, so he hurriedly comforted Xiucai and said: "Ahem, what, Xiucai, you have to live bravely, this kind of thing, you have to think about it a little." ”
"Woo woo, why do you want to open a little, I want to die!" Xiucai still cried.
Qin Feng sighed, feeling that the big mouth was a little too much, and went up to pat Xiucai's shoulder to comfort him, but as if he suddenly thought of something, he hurriedly took his hand back: "What, mourning, mourning, fortunately, you are a man, by the way, Xiucai, do you feel anything other than pain?"
Xiucai glanced at Qin Feng resentfully, and cried, "What do you feel?"
Qin Feng laughed dryly, and under the puzzled expression on Wushuang's face, he asked Xiucai in a low voice, "Do you feel very comfortable?" Qin Feng was worried that if Xiucai embarked on a road full of affection because of this, then he would have to be careful.
"Neurotic!" Xiucai was furious: "He tore up all my books, why should I feel comfortable!?"
"Ah, he tore up your book, is there anything else?"
"And!" Xiucai cried again.
A trace of gossip flashed in Qin Feng's eyes.
"He owes me money and hasn't paid it back!" Xiucai was sad and angry.
"Hey, it's not interesting. Qin Feng felt a little bored, and co-authored this little thing: "I thought, cough cough, forget it, Xiucai, rest well, rest well." ”
Qin Feng fled under Xiucai's sad and angry eyes.
"Brother Xiaofeng, you didn't say anything just now, what did you think at first?" Wushuang asked curiously with his big eyes flashing.
"Ahem, kid, don't ask, don't ask. "Qin Feng doesn't want to bring bad Wushuang.
"I'm still a child, Brother Xiaofeng, I'm not young for a long time!" Wushuang was the first time to be seen as a child, which was a little funny.
Qin Feng subconsciously glanced at a certain place and nodded: "It's really not small." Suddenly seeing Wushuang's embarrassed expression, he knew that he had done something shameless, so he hurriedly continued to run away: "What, I'm in a hurry, I'll talk to you later." ”
Wushuang looked at Qin Feng's fleeing back, snorted lightly, remembered Qin Feng's eyes just now, and was a little happy, Brother Qin just looked at me, he was still a little interesting to me, oops, Wushuang, what do you want, I'm ashamed! I have to say that a woman's way of thinking is a little strange. (To be continued.) )