Chapter 8 The Vicissitudes of Time
Looking at Bai Mao, who has been crazy for three months, Huang Mao's heart is broken, in the past, when he didn't fight for the patriarch, although Bai Mao was a little proud, he looked down on monkeys other than him and himself, and he had no friends, in general, Comrade Bai Mao was still a normal monkey.
Of course, for other male monkeys: that white-haired monkey is still not a monkey! Niang Xipi, I just want to play with you, as for the birds, we are not birds?
Is it so unsociable, and a misfit monkey is still a monkey?
For the female monkey, the white-haired monkey is not a thing, people just want to give you a litter of little monkeys, as for the cold face to others, people who watch are careful of the liver and pull out the cold, you don't dare to touch it, you don't dare to die.
Looking back and thinking about it carefully, Huang Mao felt that if he hadn't been cheeky and played with Bai Mao since he was a child, I'm afraid Bai Mao wouldn't have seen him much, right?
But since he fought for the position of the patriarch, Bai Mao was a little incomprehensible to the monkey, to say that on the night of the fight for the patriarch, if Bai Mao didn't have to drink the monkey wine left by the old patriarch alive or dead, isn't the position of the patriarch his now?
Although the golden retriever is also very remarkable, the position of the patriarch of our demon monkey clan is not cabbage, and he bought it with a change of hands.
Later, the three months when the white hair lay on the bed made the monkey even more confused, when did he be so polite to us, didn't he usually say anything directly?
The white hair that doesn't lie down is worried about the monkey, don't be on the side, grab some grass and think of a way to pour it into your mouth, the water boiled by the grass is bitter to death, if it is poisonous, it will not die, the most important thing is that you can fill the grass juice yourself, why do you still fill me with grass juice, I still have so many female monkeys who haven't slept yet, I don't want to go crazy with you.
What's even more strange is that there are monkeys who will cook themselves on the fire in the bathtub, if I hadn't watched it, Bai Mao would definitely become the first monkey to cook himself and eat.
Huang Mao, who came back to his senses, looked at the white hair that was still crazy on the top of the mountain, and the monkey brain that hurt was almost ripe, if someone pried open Huang Mao's head and dug a spoonful of monkey brain with a small spoon to taste it, he would definitely praise it, authentic and good taste.
Thinking about waking up the crazy white hair, Huang Mao feels unreliable, in his experience, you can't wake up a person who wants to go crazy, although his experience has only been tested on Bai Mao, but he still takes his summary of experience as the most reasonable.
went to violently knock Bai Mao unconscious, Huang Mao felt that this was definitely a monkey who wanted to harm himself, I don't know what the reason was, the invincible Bai Mao from before seemed to be back. Touching his fat monkey face with a blue nose and swollen face, feeling and feeling his body that is still in pain, Huang Mao felt a little afraid in his heart.
Recalling the scene when he was drinking with Bai Mao two days ago, Huang Mao felt that life, no, was a monkey life, and there was no love left.
Time goes back to the night two days ago, that day is Liu Yuan's first birthday since he came to this world, of course, this time is roughly deduced by Liu Yuan himself, in short, it is him who is very different.
The first one, there's always some commemorative.
When a Chinese wants to commemorate something, in addition to the noisy activities during the day, a hearty dinner is always indispensable in the evening.
Three days ago, Liu Yuan endured his cleanliness addiction, went to the monkey group, found Huang Mao, and told him to wash up tomorrow night and go to his own nest for a big meal.
Huang Mao also came as promised, and the washing was quite clean, but the smell of wine was a little heavier, in this case, Liu Yuan had already prepared and didn't care too much.
After all, it is difficult to expect other monkeys to have the same cleanliness habits as themselves, and to clean up and clean themselves.
Huang Mao can clean himself up for a casual request from himself, it is not easy, there is just some alcohol on his body, Liu Yuan can still accept it.
Seeing Huang Mao come as promised, Liu Yuan didn't talk nonsense, and after a simple greeting of two words, he put the four dishes that he had spent a day on his table and invited Huang Mao to eat together.
It was supposed to be a pleasant and friendly time to witness friendship, but the yellow fur spoiled him.
Liu Yuan's table meal is still very rich, roast rabbit meat, called chemical birds, sashimi, fruit salad, each of which is extremely large.
Flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, and growing on the trees, he got one of everything, just to open the eyes of his only friend, and tell him that there are not only fruits to eat in the world, and by the way, to improve his sad life of eating medicinal food every day, although the medicinal diet is very replenishing, but the taste is just like that.
But Liu Yuan never expected that his table of meals would be in vain, and he himself didn't even touch the edge of an oil star. As soon as the dishes were served, before he officially beckoned Huang Mao to start, Huang Mao directly burst into trouble, and directly beckoned Liu Yuan with a spirit monkey offering treasure.
Liu Yuan, who was unprepared, had already been recruited before he could react, and the place where he was recruited was still the place that males liked the most.
Liu Yuan, who didn't know the situation, became popular directly, and it was also said that he was attacked by a best friend for no reason on his birthday, and the place of the sneak attack was still such a sensitive area, everyone would have a belly of fire while being confused.
I don't know if it's affected by the body, the mist at that end didn't extinguish the fire in that belly, and Liu Yuan's temper also became the same as other demon monkeys, easy to lose his mind and become irritable.
The white-haired demon monkey who felt wronged had already thrown any friendship and the like into his mind, and now his irrational head just wanted to beat the demon monkey in front of him, and his mother didn't know him.
After avoiding Huang Mao's spirit monkey offering fruit again, Liu Yuan directly replied with a black tiger heart, hitting Huang Mao's heart.
Looking at the killing punch that was about to kill him, Huang Mao was instantly shocked into a cold sweat, and as soon as this cold sweat came out, the air around him was filled with a smell of wine.
Huang Mao, who had sobered up, regained his senses, and was like a lazy donkey rolling and dodging the black tiger's heart, and before he could catch his breath, Liu Yuan crossed the river and stepped down with a fragrant elephant, which was like the elephant's feet of a giant elephant pressing towards him in Huang Mao's eyes.
If it weren't for the fact that he was quite proficient in his back boxing, he remembered a move at the critical moment to change his body and change his image, and immediately jumped onto Liu Yuan's table with a bang, I'm afraid he would be a mess of meat now.
But there are too many to dodge fifteen in the first day, and the yellow-haired Donkey Kong, who had just escaped the attack range of the demon foot, was locked on his right shoulder by a trick of probing the dragon to get water, but fortunately, he had time for three moves, which made Liu Yuan's monkey brain come to his senses again, and he didn't kill the yellow hair directly with one move.
But the dishes on that table were destroyed by the two demon monkeys just now.
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