Chapter 34: The Son of Heaven Has Gone Crazy (2nd Update)

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"Boy, are you up?"

Sanjia was dreaming in a daze, his ears were itching and uncomfortable, and he was woken up.

Tong Tianzi smirked and stood beside Sanjia's bed.

"Master?"

"Boy, the sun is all on your ass, you're still sleeping, quick, go practice. "Tongtianzi doesn't look like something at all, and he knows that he asked me to practice?

This, this is the first time that the top three have had such treatment since recognizing the master.

Sanjia's heart was excited, he got up as soon as he was bone, and only then did he react when he ran to the door, where to practice?

"Master, where are we going to practice?"

Sanjia looked at him excitedly, hoping to get his guidance.

"Tongtianzi, you kid knows that you are lazy and even forget about the exercises?" Tongtianzi frowned, picked up the Tongtian Sword on the table and knocked it towards Sanjia.

"Tongtianzi? Master calls me Tongtianzi. It's over, this guy is crazy eighty percent. Sanjia thought anxiously.

"Then you, who are you?" asked Sanjia in a panic.

"You, you're going to be angry with me, you don't even recognize the master, you deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, you deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, I have been wise all my life, why did I accept you as an apprentice?"

His neck was stunned, as if this question had plagued him all his life, and he wanted to find the answer from Sanjia's eyes.

What is the situation? Tongtianzi regarded himself as the elder of Tongtian, and regarded Sanjia as Tongtianzi...... Everything is out of order.

"Sister Hongji, come and save me......" Sanjia shouted helplessly.

Tong Tianzi saw that Sanjia was still standing at the door, his temper was even greater, and he said the word practice and practice in his mouth. Sanjia had nothing to do, and he had already punched a few bumps on his skull.

Sit on the ground with one butt and meditate cross-legged.

"Master, Master, I've started practicing, don't beat me. Sanjia prayed.

This trick really worked, and Tongtianzi's satisfied hands crossed his waist and walked in circles beside Sanjia.

"Your waist is straight, your shoulders are tight, what do you look like, the old ladies are better than you. ”

Bang! It hit Sanjia on the head again, and he had no choice but to do it.

He didn't give up until the action standards of the top three reached his requirements. looked at Sanjia's appearance, looking very relieved, wandering around the room.

But after suffering from the top three, he sat on the ground and didn't dare to move. However, Sanjia thought to himself, maybe this is the correct posture for cultivation, if Tongtianzi is not crazy, I am afraid that he will never be able to learn it.

......

At this moment, Hongji came in with a roast chicken and a pot of wine.

The scene in front of her also made her jaw almost drop.

"I said you pretended, it's okay so soon, the old lady is worried about it. Hongji said dissatisfiedly.

Hongji was about to go in, but was stopped by Tongtianzi's hand.

"This girl, who are you looking for? Don't you see my apprentice practicing?" Tong Tianzi's expression was serious, and he didn't have a few beards on his chin, otherwise one hand would definitely be stroked.

Hongji was even more inexplicable, Sanjia was just about to open his mouth, and Tongtianzi kicked him.

"Practice!"

Sanjia didn't dare to move anymore, so he could only squeeze his eyebrows at Hongji, hoping to give her a hint.

"Yo he, you dare to treat the old lady like this, see if I don't clean you up!"

Hongji stretched out her hand to screw Tongtianzi's ear, but was dodged by Tongtianzi's sensitive jump.

"Presumptuous! Apprentice, whose girl is this, so shameless, dares to come and tease the old man? I'm angry, I'm angry. ”

Tongtianzi grabbed the Tongtian Sword and put it down, not knowing how to face the girl's harassment.

"Sanjia, he, he's crazy?"

Hongji finally understood a little and asked Sanjia in a low voice. Sanjia nodded hurriedly.

"Tongtian ......"

Hongji immediately burst into tears, and her heart was already broken when she saw her beloved man become like this.

But the Son of Heaven was angry.

"Apprentice, what do you have to do with this girl? I see that you are flirtatious, okay, I'll just say why your skills haven't grown, it turns out that you know that you are messing with flowers and grass. ”

"No, I don't dare. ”

Sanjia had to argue that Tongtianzi had slapped him on the head several times.

"Master Tongtianshen, disciple Tongtianzi only knows how to cultivate the immortal law well, and fight for your old man, women are tigers, I don't even dare to look at it. ”

Sanjia raised his voice very high, hoping that Hongji could hear the reason from my words, and now Tongtianzi is playing role-playing.

Hongji's mouth opened wider, and she quickly watched Sanjia and Tongtianzi, and with the fastest adaptability, she joined this role-playing game that made people laugh and cry.

"Heavenly God Elder!"

Honghime screamed at the door and cried a few times.

When Tong Tianzi heard this, he shook his head and walked over with a puzzled face.

"The girl also knows the old man?" asked Tong Tianzi.

"Know, know ......" Hong Ji nodded hurriedly, not only nodded, but the expression on her face changed to a look of admiration, staring at Tongtianzi obsessively.

Tongtianzi stepped back, startled by Hongji.

Sanjia watched from the side, and couldn't help laughing for a long time.

"Apprentice, apprentice, is she a girl from the drunken flower building under the mountain, how did you bring such a woman to the mountain?

Two more slaps on Sanjia's head, he and Hongji looked at each other, crying and laughing.

Honghime may also find it funny, and she can only continue to role-play in order to enter the world of a madman.

"Oh, Tongtian God is old, but she is a good girl, I came to you all the way!"

Hongji began to snort, and the hairs of the top three who listened to it stood on end, and Tongtianzi also groped his arm with his hand, trying to wipe off the goosebumps.

"Master, you don't know her anymore?"

Sanjia knew that he had to help Hongji, otherwise Tongtianzi would go crazy and drive Hongji away, leaving him alone, but he couldn't deal with a madman.

"Do you know?"

Tongtianzi twisted his head and grabbed his back, as if he was trying to think.

"Her name is Hongji, and she is your biggest fan!"

Sanjia helped explain, wincing at Hongji, and motioning for her to quickly switch roles.

"Fans, what's that?"

Sanjia realized that he was wrong, fans This is the name of the future world, and this is ancient times.

"I just like you, and my admiration for you is like a surging river, the kind that is endless!"

This really works, Tong Tianzi snorted, pouting in disdain.

"That's what fans mean, haha, in vain, it's fun. ”

Tongtianzi was immersed in this new word, and completely ignored Hongji.

"However, Master's fans are all over the world, how can I remember them all?" A new question came out again, and it still couldn't make Tongtianzi accept Hongji.

"Elder Tongtian, what do you think this is?"

Hong Ji smiled and took out the roast chicken from behind her back and shook it, and then took out the pot of wine.

Tongtianzi was like a dog seeing a bone and swallowing saliva.

"This fan is good, this fan is good, come on, come in, girl. ”

Sanjia and Hongji sighed, I don't know if this Tongtian Son is inexorable by nature, or if his master Tongtian Shenlao is such a good.