Chapter 224: The Fang family fights wine and gets too drunk
Nan Tianba did two major things in a row beautifully, and Gong Yiming was impressed with him. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Dahualei always has to discuss with him.
Everyone in the official office was immersed in the joyful atmosphere after making a windfall. It is not an exaggeration at all, even the sister-in-law Tian who swept the thatched house has received a lot of benefits from Nan Tianba. It turned out that Nan Tianba set up more than a dozen activity toilets designed by him at the venue of the material exchange conference, and the last time the toilet was a dime Shenzhou coin, on the first day of trial operation, Tian's sister-in-law's family mobilized and collected more than 1,000 Shenzhou coins.
Master Fang completely became a "pumpkin powder", and he almost didn't carry a teapot to follow Nan Tianba.
After receiving Nan Tianba's gold necklace as long as a dog's chain, the three saints were invited by Nan Tianba to go to the Queen Mother of the West to stay in Chunshan Palace for a day of creation. The Chunshan Palace, which was originally more than brilliant and had a serious lack of cultural atmosphere, was on the wall after Li Sheng's poems, Wang Sheng's words, and Wu Sheng's paintings. A hundred feet tall, it can withstand a round of moonlight, there is no sound of reading, but it is elegant enough.
Nan Tianba pointed to the works of the three saints, and said to the other master's master and several junior clerks:
"You can fully imagine that after appreciating the works of the Three Sages, the Queen Mother of the West will make a cup of tea, turn a page of a book, and spend a leisurely time in Dahualei quietly in the atmosphere of tea fragrance and bookish fragrance. Or, she doesn't do anything, just sit at her desk alone, close her eyes, enjoy solitude, reminisce about the past, and imagine the future. Or stand in front of the window, with your hands folded, looking out the window, deep in thought, stupid in a daze...... Whatever the case is, it should be the ultimate enjoyment, which can leave an indelible impression on the Queen Mother of the West. Do you say yes?"
"Yes, yes, listening to Nanda's words is better than reading for ten years. "After several clerks earned the first pot of gold in their lives, Nan Tianba was right in everything he said.
In the afternoon, Nan Tianba accompanied several immortals who stood in front of the station to make the final acceptance of the Queen Mother's dormitory.
"Remove these sandalwoods, this fragrance is so vulgar. The Nine Heavens Xuannu instructed.
"Move all these flowers and plants to the yard, it's too insect-friendly. Clairvoyant also put forward suggestions for rectification.
"Get some fallen leaves scattered on the paths in the garden, and if you want to step on them, don't be too deliberate, just be natural. With the words of Shunfeng Ear, Nan Tianba and they were busy for two hours, spent a thousand Shenzhou coins, sent people to pick up more than a dozen baskets of fiery maple leaves from the mountain and spread them in the garden, and in order to simulate the real scene, they moved five or six large maple trees to the yard......
When Nan Tianba sent the Nine Heavens Xuannu, Clairvoyant, and Shunfeng Ear Great Immortal back to Chunshan Palace, he felt a sense of relief. Each of the great immortals received a silver ticket of 100 million Shenzhou coins, but they didn't even let out a fart, as if Nan Tianba owed them in his previous life.
"Nango ......"
Master Fang looked like he wanted to speak and stopped.
"Tell me! What's the matter?"
"I want to treat you to a light meal, and without your consent, I have already invited all four ladies to the humble house in the morning. "Master Fang has made a lot of money in the past few days, and he has always wanted to find an opportunity to thank Nan Tianba.
Nan Tianba had originally planned to prepare to visit Gong Yiming's residence on Yangliu Street at night tonight, but after hearing what Master Fang said, he quickly adjusted his plan in his heart, and it was not bad to pry something useful out of Master Fang's mouth. The anonymous letter that denounced Gong Yiming was almost filled in with some genuine content.
"Okay, it's rare that you still remember me, since you have taken several sisters-in-law to your house, I might as well obey ...... order respectfully"
Master Fang's home, although it is in the Dahua outer base, is quiet in the middle of the noise, and the location is not bad.
Before he arrived at Master Fang Xiaotian's house, he smelled the fragrance of dog meat. As soon as he entered the courtyard of his house, a large iron pot was placed under the corridor, the lid of the pot was tightly pressed with a large bluestone, and a dog's leg stubbornly propped up a crack in the big lid, and the aroma burst out of this crack and the smell of smoke from the firewood fire, running across the courtyard wall, sweeping away the cold of winter.
Master Fang's wife led her son and daughter to be busy in the kitchen......
"Brother Nan, ladies and sisters-in-law, come, let's come together. ”
Master Fang picked up his wine glass again. After staggering, pushing the cup and changing the cup for a few rounds of ceremonial clinking glasses, Nan Tianba's face was as red as a boiled crab lid.
There are constantly blanched eggdrop wine and fried appetizers, and finally a large basin of dog meat with good knife skills. Master Fang and his son kept toasting in turn. His son's face was full of pimples, and he looked like he was sixteen or seventeen years old, but he didn't drink as much as his father, and drinking was like drinking water.
"Brother Xiaofang...... I really can't drink anymore...... I ......"
Nan Tianba came to the Fang family with a purpose, and he didn't want to drink anymore if he could drink it, he wanted to maintain his last sobriety. Nan Tianba spit out a mouthful of wine that had been drunk to the ground and took the opportunity to lie down on the table.
As soon as Nan Tianba fell, the Fang family's father and son quickly shifted their targets to Pan Jinlian.
Nan Tianba knew that Pan Jinlian had a good amount of wine, but she didn't expect that she would not refuse, and several times when she heard that Zhao Hede wanted to drink a bowl for her, she pushed her away. Drinking well, Pan Jinlian got up and took off all the newly bought down jackets and threw them to Fan Qiaoqiao. Fan Qiao smiled and hugged a down jacket to watch the excitement.
The father and son of the Fang family have never met opponents when they drink, and seeing that Pan Jinlian can drink so well, the daughter of the Fang family also came up and made five bowls with Pan Jinlian...... A few seconds after the Fang family's daughter slipped under the table, Pan Jinlian's face against the table actually fell asleep within five seconds, and she snored.
"Sister Jinlian, are you reckless, wait for you to feel better. Zhao Feiyan took the down jacket and put it on Pan Jinlian's body.
Nan Tianba secretly complained, as soon as Pan Jinlian fell, it seemed that there would be no drama tonight.
"Mrs. Sister-in-law, it's your turn, I see that you didn't drink much just now, how can this work......?" It seems that Fang Xiaotian has to drink all the Nan Tianba family to be happy.
"Master Fang, I don't drink from time to time on weekdays, so please forgive me. Zhao Feiyan's amount of wine is average, and the first few glasses of congratulatory wine are already a little fluttery.
"No, Mrs. Sister-in-law, you have to drink, you are happy to drink, that proves that my fried dishes are delicious, come, I will give you a bowl." Master Fang's wife poured a large bowl of "drunken cows" into a large bowl.
Zhao Feiyan glanced at her sister, who was already drunk, and knew that even if she was given a million Shenzhou coins, she would not be able to drink it anymore.
"Qiaoqiao......" Zhao Feiyan stabbed Fan Qiaoqiao, meaning to ask her to do it for her.
Nan Tianba heard the voice and felt Fan Qiaoqiao stand up and pick up the wine bowl, "Sister-in-law of the Fang family, I'll drink a bowl for my sister." Listening to a few coo-dong sounds, Fan Qiaoqiao drank a full bowl, and Nan Tianba squinted his eyes and saw that Master Fang's wife dipped her lips lightly.
"Okay, Mrs. Sister-in-law is refreshing. ”
The sea bowl in front of Qiao Qiao was soon filled again, and the spilled wine "clicked" and dripped down the edge of the table.
"Come, I'll give you a bowl. Fan Qiaoqiao picked up the wine bowl.
"No, you can't do this, you have to pay tribute to two bowls per person. "The son of the Fang family had seven or eight bowls with Pan Jinlian just now, and he really didn't want to drink any more.
"Yes, Mrs. Sister-in-law didn't drink it just now, and it was your turn to drink it at the end, so it's not fair, if you want to drink, you can drink two bowls per person. "Master Fang seems to have drunk enough.
"I just relied on Master Fang. I drank it. ”
Fan Qiaoqiao You want to find death, there is only one lying under the other party's table, and there are three people left, how can you fight with others? Nan Tianba coughed for a while.
Fan Qiaoqiao's mind should be all on the wine at the moment, and he didn't understand Nan Tianba's intentions at all.
After a while, Master Fang's family, each of them poured two large bowls of yellow soup. Among them, the sister-in-law of the Fang family and his son ran to the yard on the spot and vomited and scraped their stomachs. But what surprised Nan Tianba secretly was that after these two guys vomited, they came back and continued to drink.
Master Fang's family used the method of dealing with Pan Jinlian and began to launch another round of toasts to Fan Qiaoqiao.
From time to time, there was a noisy sound of persuading wine, mixed with the sound of wine bowls colliding with each other. I didn't hear anything from Fan Qiaoqiao during the period, it seems that she accepted all the orders.
A quarter of an hour later, only Fan Qiaoqiao's voice was heard, "Come, full, Master Fang, I'll toast you again." ”
Nan Tianba secretly opened one eye and saw that Fan Qiaoqiao was hunched over and ripped off a dog's leg from the big basin, stuffed it into her oily mouth, and swallowed the dog meat from time to time with a sip of wine......
Fan Qiaoqiao was drinking happily, shaking and beating the beat, Nan Tianba tried to close his toes a few times, and at first thought it was the rhythm of "long miles, long miles, long miles ......". followed a short bar, oh my God! It actually closed with the rhythm of "Song of a Good Man", Nan Tianba suddenly laughed, this Fan Qiaoqiao was not a good woman on Shuibo Liang Mountain in her previous life.
"Sister-in-law Fang, the dog meat you cook is good, if you open a dog meat shop in Dahualei, the business will definitely be booming. Come, I respect you......" Fan Qiaoqiao said.
Didn't hear anyone reply, Nan Tianba knew that the Fang family should all be drunk. He yawned and stretched a long lazy waist, "I slept a lot, I felt so much better, why did I drink it all down?"
"Brother Nan, aren't you drunk?" Fan Qiaoqiao's mouth opened twice as big as usual.
"Drunk, I've never drunk so much. ”
Fan Qiaoqiao was squatting on the stool at the moment, and she still had a large piece of dog meat in her mouth that she hadn't swallowed. She also didn't expect that the first person who was drunk could actually stand up.
Nan Tianba was surprised by Fan Qiaoqiao's good amount of wine, and Fan Qiaoqiao said again: "Today's dog meat is good, but the wine is a little worse, as light as water." ”
"Master Xiao Fang, wake up......" Nan Tianba patted Master Fang's face, and twisted his face fiercely, but there was no way to wake him up...... Overdrunk too deeply, it seems that today's plan has been ruined again, just like Master Fang, even if he is lucky if he is not incontinent.
"Pretty guys, let's go. ”
Nan Tianba stood up a little annoyed, wasting a night's time in vain. (To be continued.) )