Chapter Thirty-Four: Uncles - Bi Yuntian
"What a big gun!"
"This man is so tough! he actually rushed to do this kind of thing in front of beautiful women!"
"Isn't he afraid of being captured by the Patrol Angel?"
The diners in the Green House Restaurant looked at Chen Xian's appearance and immediately talked about it, some gloating, some lamenting injustice, some watching the play with their eyes open, and some indifferent.
But Eve was stunned at this time.
Although she has worked in the Green House restaurant for tens of thousands of years, it is not unheard of such a situation as Chen Xian. But it has never been seen twice in a row by the same person.
Normally, the first time something like this happens, it can be treated as an accident. After all, people who have never eaten Long Yan Fruit can easily cause Chen Xian's situation not long ago.
But the same thing can never happen to the same person twice. Because no one is stupid and will fall twice in the same pit.
But Chen Xian is now breaking this convention.
He showed his little brother in front of his sister twice in a row.
"Dare to play a scoundrel in front of me!
After a brief moment of surprise, Eve blushed, straightened Chen Xian, picked up her beautiful fist and punched him twice in the head, and then very unladylike raised her foot between Chen Xian's legs and kicked him hard.
Then turn around and go!
"Oh......"
All the people who are crazy about Eve can't help but feel the inside of their crotch wow, wow. And then put this girl as an object not to be provoked.
Because this girl looks beautiful and weak, but she can kick people's eggs.
Just look at the unlucky guy curled up on the ground with his bare ass on the ground, and you can see how hard the kick he endured.
"The balls are shattered on the ground! The balls are shattered on the ground! The festival is gone, there is wood? At this moment, in the seat not far from Chen Xian, a sturdy man took out two fiery red balls from the space ring, broke them and put them in the bowl.
After that, he fried the eggs in the bowl with a fire and handed them to Chen Xian.
"Brother, let's eat two eggs! It can make your balls go back to strength in no time. ”
"No...... No more!"
Chen Xian fell to the ground and shook his head under his crotch, indicating that he didn't need to.
Because he felt that his brother was still with him, and he did not leave him because of Eve's severance.
"Really?"
"No!"
"That's a pity! It seems that I am the only one who enjoys it!" the man sighed, and just stood in front of Chen Xian and ate it.
I've got a big groove!
Why the hell do you want to eat eggs, and you won't eat them in front of Lao Tzu, do you mean that you want to eat Lao Tzu?
Chen Xian fell to the ground and thought angrily.
After a long while, he finally remembered again. He took out a set of clothes from the ring and put them on, and sat back in his chair.
"You use it slowly! I'm going to eat!" he said, leaving this guy alone and starting to slowly enjoy the dragon flame fruit in front of him.
It's just that I don't know if it's because I was kicked, or because Long Yanguo is powerful and domineering.
Every time Chen Xian took a bite of the dragon flame fruit, he felt that his eggs hurt a lot!
"Hiss......"
When he took the fifth bite, Chen Xian couldn't help frowning and took a cool breath.
I can't help it, it's so painful.
The severe pain made Chen Xian can't help but tighten his legs. The weird appearance makes people feel as if he has hemorrhoids.
"Hehehe......" The strong man couldn't help but smile when he saw this.
"What are you laughing at?"
"If you don't listen to good people, you will suffer in front of you! Just now I invited you to eat eggs, but you didn't eat them, now I know that I regret it!"
"You're wrong! Actually, I don't regret it at all!" Chen Xian shook his head, "Whoever it is, it will be like this, after all, if you are kicked, you will eat eggs immediately, this feeling is very weird." ”
"Really, why don't I think?"
"That's your business!" Chen Xian said without being soft or hard, and then prepared to continue eating the Dragon Yan Fruit.
But when he saw Long Yanguo again, he couldn't help but hesitate in his heart.
Because he didn't want to continue the egg pain.
"Ouch, little brother, are you okay?" At this time, a slender man walked beside Chen Xian.
But what makes Chen Xian a little uncomfortable is that the fat powder on this man's body is too heavy, and he looks too feminine, if he changes into a woman's clothes, he is at least eight points similar to a woman, and if he is wearing some makeup, he looks 100% like a woman.
What is particularly noteworthy is that there is actually a lotus-shaped plum blossom makeup on this person's forehead.
As if he knew that this man was not to be messed with, when he came here, the tall and strong man left without saying a word.
Chen Xian didn't care about these things, just shook his head.
"Huh...... Thank you!"
"Ouch! What are you still polite to others! Slave Bi Yuntian, I don't know the name of Brother Taigao?" Bi Yuntian pinched an orchid finger and gently tapped Chen Xian's forehead.
"Uh...... Hehe...... Under Chen Xian!
As he spoke, Chen Xian couldn't help but move his chair, wanting to distance himself from this person. Because judging from Bi Yuntian's tone and actions, this person seems to be a small victim.
Could it be that my brother is so powerful that he actually made a little sorcered take a fancy to him?
Thinking of this, Chen Xian couldn't help but shudder.
Forget it! He can't afford this kind of thing.
"Chen Xian, good name, then the slave family will call you Brother Xian in the future!" Bi Yuntian covered his mouth and smiled, a pair of peach blossom eyes blinked slightly, looking very attractive.
"I'll go!Brother Xian, can you be more disgusting?" Looking at Bi Yuntian's appearance, Chen Xian couldn't help but feel a big groat in his heart!
"Just call Brother Xian, let's call each other brothers! You should be older than me! I'll call you Brother Bi!"
After saying this, Chen Xian suddenly felt that it was inappropriate 'Brother Bi', this ......
In this regard, Chen Xian could only sigh. After all, the words have already been spoken, and it is almost impossible to take them back.
But Bi Yuntian refused to be called, and instead said a little angrily, "How can you call someone like this? Brother Xian, call someone Yuntian, or Tian'er! The slave family likes this name very much!"
You like it, but I don't like it!
Although the name 'Yuntian' is much better than that big brother Bi, Chen Xian still feels weird in his heart. But after weighing it, Chen Xian still decided to call Yuntian. Because the name is better than Brother Bi.
"Then I'll call you Yuntian!" Chen Xian sighed and compromised on this issue.
"Ouch! I know that Brother Xian is the best!"
As he spoke, Bi Yuntian grabbed a chair from the side and sat next to Chen Xian.
Bi Yuntian has a strong peach blossom fragrance on his body, which makes people feel refreshed, but when he thinks that this guy is a man, Chen Xian feels strange and disgusting in his heart.
"Waiter, let's have another dragon salad, and they want to eat it with Brother Xian. That's right! Brother Xian's account is recorded in the slave family's account. Bi Yuntian's voice carried a sense of gentleness, and when he spoke, he pinched his orchid fingers, and he could obviously feel a twisted posture.
This made Chen Xian's hairs explode.
At this moment, Chen Xian misses Li Yanzi's somewhat rude little girl. At least they are girls who are really 28 classics, and they are revealing their nature, not like Bi Yuntian, which makes people nauseous.