Chapter 42: Cut Off
"Big villain, you're pathetic!"
Chen Xian rolled his eyes, "It's quite pitiful!"
After speaking, Chen Xian also added a sentence in his heart, 'When I meet you, I am even more pitiful!'
"Big villain, are you in pain?" Li Yanzi squatted beside Chen Xian and poked the bag on his head with her hand.
That's a lot of bags!
"Try it if you want. When the time comes, you will know whether it hurts or not!" When he said this, Chen Xian couldn't help but grin a little.
Then try to get up again.
Fortunately, after such a long time, the little brother and brother are not so painful! Besides, he is an immortal after all, and his physical fitness is not to say.
When he stood up, Chen Xian couldn't help but clamp his legs again.
"Shhhh
"What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, it's just a little painful. The severe pain made Chen Xian want to rub it, but it was a bit immoral to think that he was always doing this kind of thing in front of a girl in front of this public, so he forcibly endured it.
But......
Although he knew this kind of thing, Li Yanzi didn't care about it many times.
This girl looked at Chen Xian's crotch in a daze.
"What are you going to do?" Chen Xian's hair exploded, and he couldn't help but cover his crotch with his hand, for fear that this girl would suddenly give herself another kick.
That's a big deal.
After all, he was really scared now. Even if it's an immortal, I can't stand being kicked all the time!
As soon as he thought that he had eaten two broken children and grandchildren's feet today, Chen Xian felt a burst of grief and indignation in his heart.
It's horrible!
This girl in the fairy world is different. Not only is he a good player at playing games, but even his kung fu is perfect.
It's in this fairy world. The people here are all immortals, and if they were placed in the Netherworld, I don't know how many people would lose their brothers forever because of this one day.
It's scary to think about.
It's just that Li Yanzi obviously didn't think about these things, but was thinking about a more secure thing.
Therefore, after a while, Li Yanzi raised her head very seriously and looked at Chen Xian.
"I have to say, this part is too fragile!"
"Nonsense! This place is not fragile, is it as hard as a stone, although it is sometimes true, but the appendages are always fragile!" Chen Xian grinned, said angrily, and then dragged the big black dog forward.
Speaking of this guy, it's really unlucky. was kicked twice in a row by Li Yanzi.
Forehead!
The two eggs that are a little bit underneath the butt to be exact.
Ouch! It's miserable to think about!
It's also the same disease as Chen Xian.
Fortunately, this guy is worthy of being a descendant of the Roaring Sky Dog, and he was kicked twice and didn't break it, which is really amazing!
"I really don't understand. Why are there such fragile places in you men. ”
"Don't talk about us men, it's not like you women!"
"Cut! How can we have a weakness in this kind of thing!" Li Yanzi looked very disdainful, and then this girl grabbed Chen Xian's hand and said, "Big villain! Since you are so fragile, just cut it off!"
"Cut off, cut off the chickens, chickens?" Chen Xian looked at Li Yanzi beside him in surprise, and he didn't expect that she would come up with such a strange method.
"Yes, just cut it off, and you won't have a weakness!"
"No kidding! Why don't you cut your boob?"
Chen Xian's words made Li Yanzi's face flush with shame, and the girl couldn't help but reach out and hug his arm, and then open her mouth to bite.
"Whew...... hiss......" Chen Xian kept shaking his arms in pain, but he couldn't break free at all.
It wasn't until Li Yanzi had bitten enough that she finally let go.
"Big villain, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I'll beat you? Besides, I'm beautiful! But you're a weakness, and you can't generalize!"
"Sometimes beauty is a mistake!" Chen Xian said, rubbing the bite area.
This girl is not polite at all, her mouth is so heavy.
"Who said there's nothing wrong with beauty! Besides, we're born to be beautiful. So it's not a weakness. But you, all day long, that thing is hidden. I don't show it to anyone. ”
“...... What bastard have you ever seen who would expose his brother all day long?"
"But I can't see it! So it's useless, since it's useless, it's better to cut it off, so that there will be no weakness again!" Li Yanzi said very much with her method.
There was even a bit of pride.
God knows where this girl's pride comes from?
If you look for such a theory as him, then wouldn't all the men in the entire fairy world become eunuchs?
Chen Xian couldn't imagine the spectacular scene in that situation.
"Hey, Yan'er, you don't know, this thing is very useful. It's a lifelong thing, so you can't cut it off!"
"Why?" Li Yanzi looked at Chen Xian, blinking her eyes, revealing a somewhat puzzled look.
"You really don't know?"
"Know what?"
Chen Xian's words made Li Yanzi completely confused!
Is there any hidden mystery in this?
"If you don't know, forget it!You'll find out later!" Chen Xian pouted, not wanting to talk about such an esoteric topic with a young girl in her two thousands.
"Big bad, are you hiding something from me?"
The more Chen Xian didn't say anything, the more itchy Li Yanzi's heart became. This big villain is so hateful that he even has to hide this kind of thing from himself.
Thinking of this, Li Yanzi pouted, looking unhappy!
"How dare I hide anything from you? It's just that there are some things you don't want to know. You'll find out after a while! ”
"Is that really the case?" Li Yanzi obviously didn't believe it.
"If you still don't believe me, go back and ask your mother-in-law! ”
"What mother-in-law, don't talk nonsense!"
"Didn't we plant and tie Lian, why isn't she my mother-in-law!"
Chen Xian's words made Li Yan's face flush with anger, "Even if that's the case, you are not allowed to say it." Especially outside, you are not allowed to say it, otherwise ...... Otherwise......"
"Or what?"
"Otherwise, I'll hit you!" Li Yanzi waved her delicate fist, trying to make her tone sound more intimidating.
Looking at Li Yanzi's angry appearance, Chen Xian nodded and agreed. At the same time, I felt very strange in my heart, this girl was really awkward! Obviously, it was her request to plant and Dilian, but she was not allowed to call her mother-in-law at this time.
This strange temper is really confusing.
"Big villain, there's the City Lord's Mansion in front!" Li Yanzi said, pointing to the huge building that was a hundred feet away.
It seems that the city lord's mansion carved from white jade covers an area of very large, almost hundreds of acres, and there are many people coming in and out of the wide gate
"What a magnificent City Lord's Mansion!" The architectural style of the City Lord's Mansion adopts the ancient Chinese style, and the building complex is very grand, which looks magnificent.
"Big bad, can you not go in?"
At this time, Li Yanzi pouted, grabbed Chen Xian's arm and kept shaking it.