Chapter 001: Mighty and domineering
Lingding, its nature is similar to that of Jiading, but Jiading is a wealthy and powerful person who serves in the world.
Lingding, on the other hand, is a secular mortal who participates in the assessment of cultivating immortal Lingmen to recruit disciples, and who can't even meet the standards of outer disciples, will generally choose to stay in Lingmen with a glimmer of hope and work for Lingmen as a slave, so he is called Lingding.
Night, according to the east of Lingshan Mountain, Lingding dormitory.
"Dear, lie down and take off your clothes. ”
"Brother Fang, it won't hurt, right?"
"Well, it's the first time, it's definitely going to hurt a little, but after the pain, I'm sure you're going to be upset!"
"I'm afraid of pain. ”
"Dear, for the sake of our future happiness, you can bear with it first, and after tonight, it will be fine. ”
"But"
Seeing what the other party was going to say, Fang Yi couldn't help it, and rushed over, throwing the other party directly on the bed.
With a "bang", the whole hut seemed to shake, and then there was a sound of tearing strips of cloth.
Simple and rude, just a dozen breaths of effort, there is only a white flesh left on the bed.
The other party was obviously dissatisfied with the other party's rude and untender movements, and just wanted to say something, but suddenly felt a tightness in his body, but he was tied to the bed by a few hemp ropes, and he was dead.
"Brother Fang, I didn't say that I have to tie a rope!"
"Bondage is more exciting!"
Fang Yi smiled evilly, and after he was done, he lit a few large oil lamps and arranged them on both sides of the bed, and then went to bed himself and sat on each other's legs.
"Are you ready?"
When Fang Yi's voice fell, the other party howled bitterly: "Ahh
The next morning, the sky was slightly bright.
"Pan An counts as a ball?"
"Which green onion is Song Yu?"
"Tsk, you are only fifteen years old, and you are born with such a face, which is absolutely beyond the standard for the prerequisites of the vertical and horizontal beauty flowers!"
Fang Yi, who was dressed in a cyan robe, sat on his wooden bed and admired the bronze mirror in his hand for almost a quarter of an hour.
"So handsome!"
In the end, Fang Yi gave a summary, and then reluctantly put the bronze mirror into his arms, and then came to the wooden bed of 10,000 catties of gold.
"Fatty, get up!"
Fang Yi kicked on the wooden bed of 10,000 catties of gold.
"Brother Fang, I tossed all night last night, and I shed so much blood, let me sleep a little longer. ”
Wan Jin Jin was in a daze, turned over, and with this action, Fang Yi clearly saw that Wan Jin Jin's fat body brought up a layer of waves and spread it to the other side of the bed.
Fang Yi, who was watching it, was uncomfortable for a while, and he panicked, I really don't know how he managed to do it last night.
"Today is the day when we change our fate, if you are willing to be a low-level spirit in this Zhaoling Mountain forever, then you can continue to sleep. ”
Fang Yi said leisurely, turned around and picked up a large wooden box and was about to walk out.
"Low-level Lingding, don't, I want to become a high-level Lingding, I want to cultivate immortals!"
Ten thousand catties of gold 'Teng' sat up from the bed, quickly dressed and got up and said, "Brother Fang, wait for me!"
Out of the two-person dormitory hut, Fang Yi asked Wan Jin Jin to carry the wooden box on his back, and walked down the mountain leisurely with the same goal as the man in Tsing Yi who came out of the dormitory hut at this time.
"Brother Fang, the work before breakfast today is that all the low-level Lingding are going down the mountain to chop wood in the autumn wind forest on the opposite side, if we don't go, we will be discovered by Deacon Huang, and it will be over. ”
Ten thousand catties of gold followed behind Fang Yi and shook the fat all over his body, slightly worried.
"Don't worry, you Brother Fang and I have my own way!"
Fang Yi was full of confidence, he didn't care about putting his hands behind his back, humming a little tune, and walked down the mountain.
Seeing that Fang Yi was so confident, Wan Jin made up his mind, listened to the song, and praised it sincerely: "Brother Fang, the little song you hum is really good." ”
"There are a lot of good songs in my hometown, but this is just "Little Apple" sung by two chopsticks in my hometown. Fang Yi's face was full of disdain.
Lao Tzu went home at night and picked up a piece of 'gold ingot', and inexplicably crossed from the Earth Celestial Empire to this spiritual realm where immortal cultivation and the world coexist, and the songs are not only good, but also a lot.
Along the way, Fang Yi bragged to his heart's content, humming all kinds of songs, attracting praise from thousands of catties of gold.
When he arrived at the bottom of the mountain, Fang Yi looked left and right, and chose a place where all low-level Lingding would go to chop wood in the Autumn Wind Forest, and then opened the big wooden box and set up a posture.
First of all, Fang Yi took out a small stool and a small table that could be folded from the large wooden box, took out a small box and placed it on the table, and then took out two couplets and hung them on both sides.
Left link: A true hero who hides a dragon and a tiger roars.
Right link: The body has a hundred flowers fragrant and handsome.
Male left female right, well, Fang Yi was very satisfied with his style and layout, although all the Lingding were only men, but if the business was on fire, it would attract the immortal cultivators of Zhaoling Mountain.
Wan Jin Jin looked confused from the sidelines and asked, "Brother Fang, what is this for?"
"Change your fate, you should have tossed in vain last night?"
Fang Yi glanced at Wan Jin Jin, and said: "This kind of anti-heaven event, of course, you have to start from a little bit, you can't be in a hurry, you can watch from the side." ”
After finishing speaking, Wan Jin Jin seemed to understand whether he understood or not, and Fang Yi sat down on the small stool steadily, looking at the low-level Lingding who was cutting wood in the autumn wind forest passing by with a smile.
Lingding, who was passing by, was a little curious, and secretly said that these two people didn't go to chop wood to work, what were they doing here, they looked like secular street sellers, and they looked a bit like fortune tellers.
These two are sick, right?
Zhaoling Mountain is very large, there are many low-level Lingding, and most of the work of all low-level Lingding is the same every day, so there are many people passing by here, but everyone just stopped for a moment in curiosity, and then shook their heads and left.
Because Wan Jin didn't know what Fang Yi was going to do, he stood aside very honestly and didn't speak.
But Fang Yi couldn't help it, stood up, flicked his sleeves and shouted:
"Come on, take a look, take a look, don't miss it, the lifelike exquisite patterns, tattooed on the body, the thin ones are more handsome and chic, the strong ones are more powerful and domineering, absolutely handmade, produced by Brother Fang, it must be a boutique, only this one, there is no semicolon. ”
shouted in a mess, and sure enough, the effect came, and many low-level Lingding who passed by surrounded them, chattering and discussing.
One of them, a tall and strong man in Tsing Yi, first stared at the couplets on the left and right sides with tiger eyes, and then looked at Fang Yidao: "What are you doing?"
Fang Yi looked at the tall man with a mysterious expression and said, "Tattoo." ”
"Tattoos?" The tall man obviously didn't understand what this meant, and asked directly, "Can this tattoo make me more powerful and domineering?"
Fang Yi laughed, didn't answer, turned around and walked to the body of Wan Jin who was standing stupidly on the side, and directly pulled the cyan robe on Wan Jin Jin down with both hands.
"Powerful enough, isn't it?"