Chapter 36: Idiots and Fools

Fang Yi said unconvinced in the back, "What do you know, don't think about others as stupid, we have a plan." If you don't know, don't talk nonsense. ”

"Oh, I don't know what your plans are, tell them and give me an insight! Lei Feng said disdainfully.

"You 、、、," Fang Yi said.

The little county lord interrupted: "Good brother, think quickly and save my senior sister." Don't say any more, or my sister will die. ”

Fang Yi said angrily: "I'd rather die than be saved by him." Little county lord, this kid is ruthless, why do you call him...... Call him this?" Lei Feng said, "What do you call me?"

Fang Yi was not fooled, and said, "Call you a little monkey." Lei Feng said: "I am a male monkey, and you are a female monkey." ”

Lei Feng lifted the candlestick on the table and said, "Let's take a look at where she is injured first." Fang Yi shouted: "Don't look at me, don't look at me!" Lei Feng shouted: "Don't shout loudly, do you want people to catch you to be your wife?" Take a photo near the candlestick, I saw that half of this woman's face was stained with blood, about seventeen or eighteen years old, with a melon seed face, her appearance was very beautiful, and she couldn't help but praise: "It turns out that the stinky girl is a beauty." The little county lord said: "Don't scold my senior sister, she ...... She was supposed to be a beauty.

Lei Feng said: "Don't say it, where is her injury? Stop the bleeding for her." Fang Yi said: "You...... You go away, little princess, I'm ...... I was wounded in the chest. Lei Feng saw that she was bleeding a lot, and he was afraid that she would die of serious injuries, so he didn't dare to tease her anymore, turned his head, and said: "The wound is bleeding, what's so beautiful? Are you a diorama or a kaleidoscope? As he spoke, he took out the knife wound medicine from his bosom and threw it to the little county lord.

Hearing only the sound of clothes, the little lord untied the woman's clothes, and suddenly exclaimed: "Ah......h What should I do?" Lei Feng turned around and saw that there was a two-inch-long wound on the woman's right breast, and the blood could not stop flowing. The little county lord was at a loss and cried: "You ...... You...... Save my sister......" The woman was shocked and ashamed, and said in a trembling voice: "Don't ...... Don't let him see. Lei Feng said: "Phew! I don't want to see it." Seeing that she was bleeding nonstop, she couldn't help but panic, looking around the room, she wanted to find some pieces of cotton cloth to plug her wound, snatched the knife wound medicine from the little county lord's hand, sprinkled it on the wound, covered it with a cotton cloth, tore the blanket on the bed into strips, and bandaged her, in the process of bandaging, it was inevitable to touch Fang Yi's chest. Fang Yi was ashamed and angry, and shouted, "Little ...... Little county lord, ...... quickly Kill him for me. ”

The little county lord explained: "Senior sister, he will treat your injuries!"

The woman was so angry that she almost fainted, and she couldn't move. Lei Feng said: "You hurry up her acupoint, don't let her talk nonsense, otherwise she will bleed and her life will be at risk." The little county lord replied: "Yes!" nodded at the woman's lower abdomen, flanks, and several acupuncture points on her legs, and said, "Senior sister, don't move!"

Lei Feng saw that the little county lord had ordered Fang Yi's acupoint, so he deliberately asked, "Little girl, what is your senior sister's name?"

The little county lord smiled and said, "My senior sister's surname is Fang, and her name is ......" Fang Yi hurriedly said: "Don't tell him." ”

Lei Feng heard the little county lord say that her surname was Fang, and Lei Feng was sure that the injured person was one of the heroines, 'Fang Yi'.

Lei Feng saw that Fang Yi didn't want to let him know the name, so he had the heart to tease her, and said, "The little county lord doesn't say it, I also know, hehe、、、、"

The little county lord said expectantly, "How do you know what my senior sister's name is?"

Fang Yi said angrily, "Little county lord, don't listen to his nonsense, he lied to you." ”

Lei Feng smiled and said, "Why don't we make a bet, how about it?" If I say your name correctly, you will be my slave, and if I say it wrong, I will help you get the people from Muwangfu who were captured alive by the guards out, how to feel." "If it was the little county lord, Lei Feng would definitely not say this, because Fang Yi framed Wei Xiaobao more than once in the original book, and Lei Feng had a very bad impression of her, so he lied to Fang Yi like this. Although Wei Xiaobao's methods in the original work are disgraceful, Fang Yige agreed to be Wei Xiaobao's wife after all, and if he repeats it, it will give people the impression that it will not work.

When the little county lord heard that Lei Feng had a way to Mu Wangfu, he hurriedly said, "Good brother, you can help save them, I beg you!"

Fang Yi said, "Little county lord, don't believe him, he is a little eunuch, he has the ability to save people!

Lei Feng said, "If the little county lord says, I will definitely do it, as for you." As he spoke, he pointed at Fang Yi and said, "Believe it or not." ”

Lei Feng said that, he walked to the corner and sat down, held the ghost in his arms, closed his eyes and went to rest.

Seeing Lei Feng resting in the corner, the little county lord originally wanted to ask him to sleep in the bed together, but thinking of his senior sister's injury, he gave up. The little county lord lay on the bed and asked, "Senior sister, what are your plans! You don't really want to assassinate the emperor, do you?"

Fang Yi whispered: "Let's pretend to be Wu Sangui's son Wu Yingxiong's subordinates, and come to the palace to assassinate the emperor." It is good to be able to succeed, otherwise, it can also make the emperor angry and kill Wu Sangui. ”

The little county lord sighed and said, "Clever plan, wonderful plan! What method do you use to climb Wu Sangui?"

Fang Yi said: "We deliberately left marks on our underwear, which are subordinates in the Pingxi Palace, and some weapons and hidden weapons are also engraved with the words Pingxi Palace." There are a few old weapons, which are engraved with the words 'Daming Mountain Customs General Military Office'. The little county lord asked, "What are you doing then?" Fang Yi said: "Before Wu Sangui surrendered to the Qing court, I was the chief soldier of Shanhaiguan in the Ming Dynasty. The little county lord nodded and said, "This strategy is very powerful. ”

Fang Yi said: "When we enter the palace this time, someone must have died in battle, so the marks on the clothes will be discovered by the guards." If they were captured, they did not confess at first, and only after they were tortured to death did they confess that they had been instructed by the king of Pingxi to assassinate the emperor. As soon as we entered the palace, we threw the engraved weapons everywhere, and even if the eldest son was lucky enough to be able to return the whole army, he had left evidence. She said excitedly, panting and flushing on her cheeks.

Lei Feng suddenly opened his eyes and said, "What are you excited about!" As far as I know, Wu Sangui's son Wu Yingxiong is in the capital, do you think Wu Yingxiong will assassinate the emperor when he is still in the capital, and tell you, do you believe it? Even if Wu Yingxiong really did it, is he a fool? He also engraved his name on the weapon, and also engraved the name of the General Military Office of the Daming Mountain Customs, do you think Wu Sangui is very poor? He still uses weapons from several decades ago. Even if a fool like you knows that it is impossible to be 100% successful, if he does the assassination, he will definitely pluck himself cleanly. Or do you think that the emperor and the ministers are idiots, and they can't see the obvious planting? If they really can't see it, then the Qing Dynasty will be destroyed without you being opposed. It is an idiot who comes up with this plan, and a fool who executes it. It is not surprising that an idiot meets a fool and that there is such a strategy. ”

The little county lord said angrily, "How can you eavesdrop on other people's conversations!"

Fang Yi's face was pale and he couldn't say anything.