Parker shook his head, just like the real thing.

But that's not Deadpool's focus at all.

He stepped forward and took Parker's arm and worshipped: "You are worthy of being my idol, I can eat such a high-end soft rice so easily, I really adore you so much!"

"In addition, I take the liberty of asking, does your wife have a little Jimei or something? Can you introduce me to get to know me? I really can't be picky about cute! I'm proficient in all kinds of martial arts, and I can definitely easily meet any of their needs, and I don't ask for much, I just want to shoot Deadpool Three!"

"Uh......"

Parker was stunned for two seconds, he really underestimated the degree of shamelessness of Deadpool, and as a result, he got to the current situation where he couldn't get off the stage.

"Bang bang bang~!"

There was a sharp knock on the door, and before Parker could speak, a beautiful white figure pushed the door open, and then slammed into Parker's arms.

"Brother Parker, Angel is looking at you, you've been working for thirty minutes straight, I'm so distressed, do you want to take a break?"

Parker smiled indulgently and was about to say something when a cry of surprise suddenly rang out from the side.

The two looked back, only to see Deadpool clamping his legs, covering his big mouth with one hand, and pointing at Angel with the other, and said, "Ah~! What a beautiful young lady! Parker, is this your rich woman?!"

Seeing that there were outsiders present, Angel shyly hid behind Parker.

Parker didn't speak, but nodded smugly.

Although there is nothing to be proud of about eating soft rice, but being able to eat such a beautiful sister's soft rice is the real skill, really awesome!

Deadpool smiled, licking his face and trying to get over, but Parker reached out to block him.

Even so, he still didn't give up, and shouted loudly: "Beautiful brother and daughter-in-law, I'm Parker's good brother, I have a million Deadpool three waiting to be filmed here, do you want to think about it!"

When Angel heard this, she poked her head out to look at Deadpool, and was startled when she saw the dazzling light that his hood couldn't hide, and shrank behind Parker again.

Timidly said: "I don't interfere in the company's affairs, if you want to invest, you can tell Brother Parker directly, don't tell me." ”

The atmosphere in the arena froze for a fraction of a second, and then Deadpool watched Parker for a quarter of a second, and after a second, he fell directly to the ground, hugged Parker's thigh, and shouted: "Parker, ask for investment, ask for care, ask for everything!

Parker sighed, pushed Deadpool away, and said, "I really want to help you, but I'm just a soft rice man, and I'm really ...... It's powerless!"

After less than half a month of training, Parker has developed the skills of telling nonsense with his eyes open, one second Angel himself said, let Parker deal with it himself, and the next second he can say that he can't do anything without changing his face.

He has successfully taken his first steps as a capitalist!

Deadpool clutched his chest and took two steps back, pointing at Parker with a look of incredulity: "Peter Parker, Spider-Man, you ...... What the hell have you been through, and how brazen you have been?! You really hurt my big fan...... Woo woo woo~"

In the depths of his love, Deadpool squatted in the corner, hugging himself tightly, crying like no one was crying, looking like his faith had collapsed.

Angel pursed her lips and looked at poor Deadpool to say something, but Parker stopped her first, and then gave her a reassuring look.

Angel instantly gave up the idea of poor Deadpool, took Parker's big hand, and stood behind Parker obediently.

Soon, three minutes passed.

Deadpool peeks at Parker and Angel several times during his time, hoping that either of them will comfort him.

The result was very heart-wrenching, and I watched it dozens of times, and each time I crossed my hands to my chest and looked at Parker with a weird smile on his eyes, and I didn't miss anything.

"Damn spider sense, that's what you're hanging!"

Cursing in a low voice, Deadpool patted his ass and stood up, looking like nothing had happened on his face, and reminded him of the old thing: "Parker, we won't force you if the movie doesn't invest, but you can think about it!"

"Isn't it your favorite thing to save the world and do good deeds? I can meet all your needs here, so that you can do enough in one go!"

The smile on Parker's face stiffened for a moment, and then he said expressionlessly: "I'm sorry, the company has been busy lately, and I don't have time to go out and save the world for the time being, so you better go find someone else!"

Also, please say his full name if you say something like "do enough in one sitting" and don't omit some keywords!

Sometimes, removing a word in a sentence, or even changing a punctuation mark, means something completely different.

The written culture is broad and profound!

Ten minutes later, Parker sat listlessly in the boss's chair, Angel in his arms covering her ears in Parker's arms, with a pained expression on her face.

The person responsible for this appearance was Deadpool, who was sitting across from Parker.

He fully exploited his natural abilities, and with his thirty-inch incorruptible tongue, he carefully persuaded Parker to join his X-Strike Team.

During these ten minutes, he never stopped except gasping for air.

"Ah~!!

Parker couldn't stand it anymore and screamed frantically, waving his hand and shooting a spider silk that stuck to the antique knife on the wall, and stuck a knife into Deadpool's head, piercing his little head.

Deadpool fell to the ground instantly, burping temporarily, and the arena finally fell silent.

Angel was stupid, she took Parker's arm and hurriedly said, "Brother Parker, although this person is really annoying when he speaks, how can you give him ...... Forget it, kill it, I'll immediately ask someone to take him down and throw him into the sea to feed the sharks. ”

Deadpool's broken mouth has successfully driven a pair crazy!

As soon as the words fell, Parker reached out and pulled Angel, who wanted to shake people, and reached out to block her little mouth, and said affectionately: "Girl, don't say such rude words, it's not good." ”

Angel blushed and nodded, trying to say something less rude, but Parker stopped her again.

"Hold back your words and kiss me...... Ahem, while this man with three hundred horns hasn't stood up yet, enjoy this moment of tranquility!"

When Angel heard this, she really wanted to say something, such as "This person's brain has been punctured, why do you say he can still stand up".

But after thinking about it, she didn't want Parker to think that it was a disobedient woman, so she decided not to say anything and just watch quietly.

Soon, a minute and thirty-eight seconds passed, and Deadpool staggered up from the ground under Angel's shocked gaze, shook his skull twice, pulled out the antique knife on his skull, and finally regained some clarity in his mind, remembering what Parker had done to him.

"Oh~!Peter Parker, my idol little spider, why do you treat your fans like this? You really make me sad!Woowoo~!"

As he spoke, Deadpool seemed to have really been hurt by his liver, stomped his foot angrily, and covered his face sideways and cried.

This little appearance is like a little girl abandoned by her boyfriend, resentful, miserable, and pitiful......

Anyway, it's a little unappetizing!

Parker's big hand held his forehead, and he said weakly: "If you have anything to say, you can say it well, hold back these useless things, and cry like a girl." ”

Deadpool didn't cling to him, and chopped his foot again with his back to Parker, making a strange "boom", which was no less powerful than the explosion of three nuclear bombs around him.

Parker's face turned pale, Angel didn't let him experience the hard feeling of falling in love, this damn Deadpool actually let him understand it......

It's disgusting to think about!

If it drags on like this, I guess I won't have to eat lunch today!

No, he's doing something to save his lunch, Parker thought.

At this moment, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and several figures flashed in his mind, and he remembered Zhen Hao who was far away in a remote church.

Although this guy called Deadpool seems to be obedient, he can't be better than Murphytos, right?

Zhen Hao will definitely be able to clean up this guy!

The iron blue on his face suddenly dissipated, the corners of Parker's mouth rose, and he smiled evilly, and then hid it in an instant, and changed into an embarrassed look.

"Brother Deadpool, I actually lied to you about something. ”

Parker said in a heavy tone, even with a little guilt on his face.

Deadpool's shoulders, which were twitching slightly, suddenly stopped, and the crying also stopped abruptly, and the curiosity in his heart burst out, and he looked back at Parker.

"Brother Parker, what else do you ......" Halfway through the puzzled question, Deadpool reacted, quickly changed his tone, pointed at Parker and asked: "Hmph~! Parker, you still have something to hide from me, it's really a waste of my trust in you, you quickly confess to me one by one!"

Damn, the feeling of falling in love is even stronger!

And what does this damn coquettish mean?

Please don't come out disgusting, okay!

Roaring in his heart, his stomach kept twitching, but Parker forced a smile on his face: "I lied to you just now, in fact, the little capital in the family, I took out a little money to invest in a movie or something, it's no problem." Say a good word, work hard, and even shoot a few more. ”

When Angel heard this, she glanced at Parker with disgust, slammed his chest with a small fist, and then faced the corners of Parker's mouth with a wicked smile, and finally lowered her head with a red face.

Deadpool: You're wrong, you didn't fool me at all, I saw through your ...... at a glance Wait, did you just say something awesome?

"However, the real problem that restricts me from investing in your film is not the money, nor my family status, but ...... Alone!"

Deadpool shook his body, stepped forward, lay on the desk, like a joint, and asked in a low voice, "Who is it?"

Parker also leaned forward slightly, and also whispered, "He'...... A man, my big brother. If I want to go east, I will never dare to go west! As long as you get him done, let alone make a movie, it won't be a problem to make you an international superstar!"

"And, more importantly, you don't want me to join you...... What kind of special assault team, as long as my eldest brother agrees, I will marry ...... Phew, I'll promise you right away...... I'll join your special assault team right away, accompany you to eradicate the violence, and save the parallel universe!"

Parker: Damn Deadpool! Damn the feeling of being in love! Let me tell you about marrying ...... I can't look directly at "I promise you" and so on!

"International Superstar ......"

Fantasizing that as soon as he went out, he was surrounded by beautiful women, and everywhere he went, Deadpool hugged his chest with one hand and supported his chin with the other, his eyes couldn't help but show a yearning gaze, and the crystal at the corner of his mouth wet the mouth part of the hood.

It's been a long time.

"It's too much! Boss, how can you interfere with the personal freedom of the younger brother!" Deadpool clapped his fists and slapped his fists, and said with a face full of righteous indignation: "Who are you, Parker, you can rest assured and boldly tell me, I will definitely seek justice for you and let him give you back your freedom!"

After that, Deadpool turned sideways to the camera and muttered, "I don't want to become an international superstar, nor do I want to rely on this to get Parker to join my X-Strike Team, I just can't get used to the domineering style of some bosses, I'm a passionate citizen who is just righteous!"

"Yes, yes, I can understand your kindness!" Parker nodded repeatedly, and then took out a map and stuffed it to Deadpool: "The place where I marked the circle with a red pen on it is the address of that man, you go quickly, go to the morning meeting as soon as possible, I'll wait for you to come back for dinner!"

Go, go!

As long as you can find Zhen Hao, I will set up a feast of 30 tables tonight to celebrate the birth of World Purity Day in the world!

Deadpool scratched his head and looked at Parker, who was faintly expectant, and always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say what was wrong.

Shaking his head, not thinking too much, Deadpool looked back at Parker, and said confidently: "Don't worry, Uncle Deadpool will definitely succeed! Even if that old guy from God comes out, I can pull off two beards and bring them back, so that Brother Parker can see you for a long time!"

As he spoke, Deadpool walked briskly to the door, looking enthusiastic about saving Parker from his misery.

Parker was moved, perhaps because of the guilt in his heart, or perhaps because of something else, he ......

Raised his hand and shouted, "Brother Deadpool, wait, don't go yet!"

Deadpool's body was shocked, his footsteps suddenly stopped, he didn't look back, but said with a majestic tone, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell: "Brother Parker, there is no need to say more, I have made up my mind, wait for my triumphant return!"

With that, Deadpool lifted his feet again and wanted to leave.

Parker was anxious and shouted loudly: "If you want to leave, you can leave yours, I won't keep you, but you leave me my knife! That's a famous knife with a history of 3,000 years, and one will cost millions of knives, do you want to take the sheep by the hand?"

The righteousness on his face suddenly stiffened, and Deadpool turned around stiffly, smiled, and took out the antique knife in his arms and hung it on the wall.

At the same time, he said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, pure misunderstanding, I definitely didn't mean to take your knife, and I don't know how it ran into my arms!"

Quisling, Deadpool slowly backed away, trying to get out again.

At this moment, Parkmode's emotional voice sounded again.

"And my fountain pen, he has a pure gold body, built at the master level, and there is no second one like it in the world, at least hundreds of thousands of knives!"

His face suddenly fell, and Deadpool looked at the expressionless Parker pitifully with a sad face.

However, with no eggs, and begging for mercy to no avail, Deadpool pouted extremely reluctantly and took out Parker's pure gold fountain pen from the back of his ass and wanted to hand it to Parker.

???Where are you hiding?

Parker's face turned pale with fright from his move, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, I gave it to you, and it should be your reward for finding my eldest brother to reason with me on my behalf!

After the storm is a sunny day, God closes a window for you, and he will open a door for you!

Deadpool looked up in surprise, and the little mouth of Babala was a little demon fairy, and with the few words it knew, he tried his best to describe Parker as extremely tall!

If it were someone else, even if Parker didn't like to listen to that kind of talk, he still couldn't help but be complacent in the face of such a dedicated kneeling and licking.

But as far as Deadpool goes, this guy ...... Whether it's a good word or a bad word, as long as it comes out of his mouth, it always gives people the feeling that it is noise!

is worthy of being a spicy man with 300 horns, and it is really terrifying!

Deadpool was gone, kicked out by Parker, then tightened the door, let out a big sigh, and glanced at Angel, invariably showing a relieved smile.

It's just a pity that the fountain pen is gone, and it probably can't imagine that with its material and capital, it will one day be hidden in the ass......

Hiss~!

There are no words, only at the risk of global warming, gasping two catties of air conditioning, can we express strong admiration for this!

It's just that pen......

It's a waste!