Chapter 40: Cutting off children and grandchildren
Soft rice man!
Under the contemptuous gaze of Zona, Chen Xian led the big black dog that seemed to be destined to be made into a dog meat hot pot and followed Li Yanzi out of the Green House Restaurant.
Not long ago, Li Yanzi easily lost the money for Chen Xian. The look of indifference made people not doubt at all that this girl must have more money in her hands.
Although this girl has a strange amount of money, just think about her identity. As the princess of the Tang Kingdom and the granddaughter of the Dragon King, it is too easy to get some money.
"Big bad, aren't you happy?"
"No, I'm just depressed!" Chen Xian walked beside Li Yanzi with the dog, and said angrily.
"Don't be angry!
Li Yanzi hugged her Pixiu and leaned on Chen Xian's shoulder.
"It's not a matter of dog meat. To be honest, I'm really looking forward to it, such a big black dog, if it is made into a dog meat hot pot, I am afraid that there will be a lot of meat heads. Chen Xian squinted his eyes and glanced at the big black dog walking beside him.
"Wang ......" The big black dog barked at Chen Xian and wanted to run. But because it was chained, it couldn't run away at all. After trying it a few times, it finally gave up, and instead stood up, raising a claw at Chen Xian's clumsy.
Belch!
It's really a middle claw!
Although the action is not standard, it is indeed a middle claw.
"A dead dog, will also give a middle finger?" Looking at the actions of this big black dog, Chen Xian felt that there were bruises in his head.
"Dead dog! I won't repent when I'm dying! I'll chop you up and make buns later!"
Saying that, Li Yanzi didn't think about it, she raised her foot and kicked the crotch of the big black dog! In an instant, the big black dog fell to the ground, holding his crotch with both paws and wailing.
“......”
Not to mention how fucking up this dog's actions are. Li Yanzi's actions alone made Chen Xian feel a mouthful of reverse blood, as if he was about to spit it out of his mouth.
Why is such a beautiful and handsome girl always like to take care of other people's key parts? This was the case last time, and the same is true of the black dog this time. Moreover, it seems that the Eve in the Green House restaurant also has this habit, which makes Chen Xian a little strange.
Could it be that the girls in the fairy world like to cultivate and cut off their children and grandchildren?
"Big villain, what kind of eyes are you?" Li Yanzi noticed that Chen Xian's gaze on her was a little strange, and she couldn't help but stare at her and asked.
"It's nothing! It's just a little emotional. ”
"What do you feel?"
"I suddenly noticed that you seem to like taking care of other people's crotch. ”
"Nonsense! I didn't!" After all, she is a girl, and being said like this by a man, Rao is Li Yanzi is lawless, but she can't stand it.
"Then why do you always like to take care of people's homes? Last time Nian Xiang was like this, and this time the big black dog is like this! You see that it hurts people, and tears are flowing out!" Chen Xian pointed to the big black dog that fell to the ground, and couldn't help but feel a trace of sympathy for it.
This guy is really unlucky, not to mention that he is about to be made into a hot pot, and before that, he will be kicked in the balls.
"Alas, that's really the case!" Li Yanzi obviously didn't care about this matter, but expressed surprise at the big black dog's tears.
"You haven't told me yet, what's going on!"
Li Yanzi glared at Shui Lingling's big eyes, glanced at Chen Xian angrily, and then pouted, "Big villain! You are so stupid! Since they dare to expose those things, they will definitely not care about others looking at them." Besides, it's a weak point. Why don't you attack?"
"Although that's a weak point, it's not like this all the time!" Chen Xian really felt speechless! Because of this, he wants to attack other people's kind of places? This is too funny!
"It's the stupidest thing to put the weak parts and not attack them, but to attack other parts. ”
"Uh! you won!" Li Yanzi said to Chen Xian speechless.
At the same time, he began to think about it in his heart.
It seems that you need to practice an iron crotch skill! Otherwise, if you are kicked by this girl one day, it will be a tragedy. This kind of consequence can be seen by looking at the big black dog that fell to the ground and was dragged away by him.
What a tragedy!
At the worst of all, you have to practice a stunt that shrinks the yang into the abdomen, otherwise the consequences will be worrying! Otherwise, if this girl is kicked to become a eunuch, it will be too tragic. After all, the strength of the half-dragon people is very strong.
"Big villain, what are you thinking?" Li Yanzi saw that Chen Xian's mind was fluttering, and asked again.
"It's nothing, I'm thinking about something big that will affect the rest of my life. ”
"What's the big deal? Are you going to make money?" Li Yanzi thought she had guessed what Chen Xian was thinking, so she patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry!
Since Li Yanzi thinks he's thinking about this, let her be! It's just that this girl's words really hurt people's self-esteem.
"Forget it, I think it's very necessary for me to get a job. Otherwise, I feel uncomfortable. "Think about how strong he was in the Nether. Whether it's alchemy or refining, just get a little thing and sell it for hundreds of millions. But after arriving in the fairy realm, these abilities are useless.
Because in the fairy world, whether it is an elixir or a weapon or something like that, it is all mass production. And other industries have also been fully established.
Of course, there are two things that do not exist in the fairy world, and that is the chemical and power industries, because in the fairy world, everything that has anything to do with chemistry and electricity has no place.
As for the communications industry, it's even more ridiculous!
In the fairy world, a net is called a spirit network, which can achieve the same communication ability as the Internet. So the telecommunications industry doesn't work here either.
"And what are you going to do?"
"I don't know for the time being!Let's go to the City Lord's Mansion first!" Chen Xian decided to go to the City Lord's Mansion to report first.
I believe that with his ability as a Kyushu monk, it is quite easy to find a good errand.
"The work assigned by the City Lord's Mansion may be anywhere in the entire Immortal Realm. Something that doesn't happen will assign you to some inaccessible place. Are you really going to go?"
"It's better to see than not to go! what if there's a good job?"
"What good work can be done in the work assigned by the City Lord's Mansion is nothing more than patrolling mountains and sweeping streets. ”
"That's better than eating soft rice!" As soon as he talked about eating soft rice, Chen Xian's heart was full of resentment. It's too embarrassing, it's a shame to think that he is a big man, but he has to live on a little girl.
"Big bad, I don't want to go!"
Li Yanzi suddenly stood in front of Chen Xian, raised her head, pouted, and stretched out her hands, revealing a pair of white arms.
"You're such a big person, why do you still look like a child?
"Don't! Don't!" Li Yanzi shook her head pitifully.
"That's not going to work either!"
Chen Xian didn't want to be too concerned with this girl's temperament. So he ignored her at all, dragged the big black dog that had been dying since Li Yanzi kicked Xiao Dingding, and walked forward.
But Li Yanzi is not out of the question. I saw this girl trotting two steps, and then leaping for life, and hung herself on Chen Xian's back, like a koala.
"Big bad, let's go!"