"I ...... You see...... Let's do it!" Chen Xianding lay on the bed like a dead dog, looking at the Lolita girl riding on him, and simply put on a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water.

"Big bad! you...... You...... Is that all there is to say?"

"What can you say? Anyway, I did it...... Anyway, I can't run away, and if I want to kill him, I have to listen to it...... Anyway, I'll lose 100 pounds here!"

The body of the immortal is different, although the nose and face are swollen after being beaten, but it didn't take long for him to speak neatly.

"In that case, then you should die!"

Xu Yan's face was full of shame and anger, and he didn't know where to take out a battle sword more than three meters long, and slashed at Chen Xian.

"Qiang—"

"Sister, be merciful!" Li Yanzi suddenly raised her hands and clamped the battle sword with her palm.

“......”

What is this? Is it empty-handed? This Lolita girl is so strong? Chen Xian almost stared out his eyes when he saw this.

"Yan'er, this kind of villain, do you want to protect him too?"

"Sister, this big villain, ruined your innocence, and I don't like him either, so why don't my sister hand him over to me! Let me concoct him well!" Li Yanzi let go of Xu Yan's sword and pointed at Chen Xian and said.

"Hmm?

After thinking about it, Xu Yan actually let go of Chen Xian like this, and then walked out with the two iron pots on his chest.

Looking at Xu Yan's back, Li Yanzi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"Whew! Sister Yan is finally gone!"

"Hey...... Yan'er, can you let me go?" Although this fiancée is a little inexplicable, there is such a relationship in it. So Chen Xian is ready to have a relationship with her.

"No way!"

"Why?"

"You're a big badass, what if you do it to me again?"

"How dare I?" Chen Xian immediately expressed his attitude.

Take advantage, do your tricks, just kidding!

You're so strong, I'm a freshly ascended earth immortal, what can I do to you?

Chen Xian complained loudly in his heart, but he still said in his mouth, "Yan'er, don't worry, I will definitely be good to you in the future! If you tell me to go east, I won't go west, and if you teach me to go west, I won't make chickens." ”

Who wouldn't talk sweetly?This skill Chen Xian is full, and he is absolutely sure of dealing with this Lolita.

"But I'm not at ease with you!"

"And how can you rest assured?"

"Hmm...... You have cultivated this exercise!I will believe you!" Li Yanzi stretched out her hand and pointed directly at Chen Xian's eyebrows.

Suddenly, Chen Xian felt that there was a strange exercise in his mind.

"Hongluan Heavenly Destiny Formula?"

"Hmm!hmm! This is a very powerful exercise!" Saying this, Li Yanzi removed the armor on her body, and her crystal little face was full of excitement.

"Why didn't I see it?" Chen Xian watched this "Hongluan Heavenly Destiny Formula" in his mind, and felt that this exercise was a bit unreliable.

"Nonsense!"

Li Yanzi stretched out her hand and knocked on Chen Xian's head.

"Shhh...... It hurts, it hurts!" was beaten by this girl not long ago, and now his head is full of bags, Li Yanzi knocked it like this, and it immediately made him feel unbearable pain.

"If you don't practice, I'll continue to knock you!"

seemed to feel that she had grabbed Chen Xian's same foot, and Li Yanzi looked triumphant. With her superb Lori's little face, it feels like a coquettish little girl.

"I'm practicing!"

People were under the eaves and had to bow their heads, and Chen Xian agreed very well with the current affairs.

"Then let's get started! I'll take down the ban on you. You're not allowed to run away!"

"How dare I?"

Even if you want to escape, you can't run away at this time!

"That's good!"

For some reason, Li Yanzi seemed very happy. This made Chen Xian feel like he had fallen into the pit.

"You won't cheat me, will you!"

"Big villain, you don't believe me?" said Li Yanzi very unceremoniously knocked on Chen Xian's head.

"Hiss......"

The pain made Chen Xian grin.

Then he felt a lightness on his body, and the rolling true yuan flowed quickly in the meridians. Moisturizing his bruises, including the dense bags on his head, of course.

"Big villain! Stretch out your hand! Let's start practicing the Red Luan Heavenly Destiny Technique. Don't be lazy. It seemed that she was afraid that Chen Xian would take the burden, so Li Yanzi specially reminded her.

Immediately afterwards, he stretched out his hands and grabbed Chen Xian's hand.

"Alas!" Chen Xian knew that he couldn't hide! he could only sigh, and then followed Li Yanzi's example, closed his eyes, and began to cultivate the Red Luan Heavenly Destiny Technique.

In fact, he didn't know that this Hongluan Heavenly Destiny Recipe also had a name, called Mandarin Duck Spectrum, or Destiny Recipe.

But no matter what the name is, the only function of this exercise is to connect the man and woman personally, and from now on, they will never leave each other, even if they die, they will definitely be together in the next life. Unless the spirit dissipates, there is no way to separate the two who have cultivated the Hongluan Heavenly Destiny Technique.

Therefore, Chen Xian didn't know that when he began to practice this exercise, the fate between him and Li Yanzi was completely linked.

And the external manifestation of this phenomenon is that the two of them have grown an identical plant in their bodies. Moreover, the root system is developed to death, and it is directly rooted in the other party's Yuan Ying through the laws of the underworld.

"It's over! I won't be able to get rid of this girl in the future!" Feeling the changes in his Yuan Baby's body, Chen Xian almost cried.

"What are you talking about?"

At this moment, Li Yanzi's voice suddenly sounded in Chen Xian's heart.

"Huh, can you know what I'm thinking?"

"Of course!" Li Yanzi's voice looked a little proud.

"Then why can't I know what you're thinking?"

"Because you're so stupid!

"Thinking of my generation, you actually say I'm too stupid?" Chen Xian felt a little incredible.

"Cut!"

Li Yanzi snorted in disdain, and then withdrew from her cultivation state. Because at this time, Hongluan's Heavenly Destiny Technique had already been cultivated, so there was no need to waste time.

Li Yanzi quit cultivation, and Chen Xian naturally couldn't continue to cultivate. Because this exercise was originally practiced by two people, it would not work without anyone.

When I opened my eyes, I just saw Li Yanzi looking at her with contempt.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Do you really think you're a genius and a genius?"

"Nonsense! Have you ever seen someone ascending from Kyushu in so many years?"

"The people who have risen from Kyushu are very powerful. But you're not. And I'm going to tell you something. Li Yanzi grinned, revealing a small tiger tooth, looking very cute.

"What's the matter?"

"There is nothing lacking in the fairy world, and the most important thing is geniuses and talents. Because this place connects the heavens and all the worlds, the people who can enter the immortal world are all the heroes of his previous world. ”

"In other words, in the fairy world, geniuses and talents are already rotten on the street?" Li Yanzi's words made Chen Xian think of a very realistic question.

"Yes! In the fairy world, there are geniuses everywhere. Speaking of this, Li Yanzi's voice changed, "But it doesn't matter, I raise you, so you don't have to worry at all!"

“......”

Chen Xian looked at Li Yanzi with a smug face speechlessly. My heart is so cool, because it sounds so hurtful to my self-esteem!

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PS: This is a light-hearted and enjoyable book! Although the protagonist is tragic, it does not abuse the master!