Chapter 222: The Human Research Society
Ye Yun, who had a good night's sleep, got up and washed, then went to the cafeteria for breakfast, and then went to prepare for class.
And just as he was walking on the way to the teaching building, he happened to see Su Hui and Fang Fang, who had just returned from outside the school in a hurry.
It's just that the two girls who hurried back to the dormitory to change clothes and then go to class didn't notice him at all, so Ye Yun just glanced at the two of them from a distance, just like all the two girls looked at them curiously after discovering them.
Then Ye Yun came to the dilapidated single-family teaching building that belonged to the special class, and came to the third floor to start classes.
In today's class, the students are still asking all kinds of strange questions, but the good thing is that they are no longer like yesterday at the beginning, someone will come out to make things difficult for the teacher, obviously Ye Yun has won their approval, or temporarily admitted that he has the qualifications to teach them.
"Teacher, why do you have to set a password for WiFi? Why just make it available to everyone, so that everyone can access the Internet for free?" asked a middle-aged man with white hair, raising his hand.
"This problem, people are selfish, I'm afraid few people are willing to give their things to others for free, and this is a social problem, not a common sense problem, I am only responsible for explaining common sense. Ye Yun shrugged and said.
"Teacher, why is it a crime to go to the Qinglou now? A strong man with red hair asked.
"That's what the law stipulates, after all, it is impossible for every dynasty to have exactly the same law! Are there any other questions?" Ye Yun passed by for this kind of question that was difficult to answer and had no answer.
"I have a question, teacher, you said that when you go to the restaurant to eat now, the shopkeeper is not called the shopkeeper, but the waiter, so if I want to have a pot of wine, I have to say that the waiter is here for a pot of wine?" asked another green-haired man who looked serious.
"That's roughly right, but nowadays the wine is not about the pot, but about the bottle, so the correct way to say it is that the waiter comes to bottle the wine. Ye Yun corrected slightly.
The green-haired man nodded in satisfaction and began to study the textbook again.
Such a class is easy to say, because there is no need for Ye Yun to prepare for the class or anything, but it is also troublesome, because these old monsters will always have some strange problems popping up.
For example, even the question of whether the lid of the flush toilet should be lifted or covered after going to the toilet.
looks like a curious baby, but in fact, some things are just different living habits, and there is no unified answer at all, which makes Ye Yun very distressed and doesn't know how to answer.
Finally, the morning class was over, and as Ye Yun announced the end of class, these monsters left the classroom one after another and went to the cafeteria to eat
That's right, these old monsters, who have long been out of step with society, are also queuing up in the school cafeteria to eat, and there is nothing special about it, which is said to help them understand this society more quickly.
The only difference is that these old monsters can go to the teacher's window to cook.
So after Ye Yun left these monsters who were many years old and didn't know how many times he was, he completely relaxed, stretched, and rested a little before leaving the classroom and walking towards the cafeteria.
Because Ye Yun came relatively late, many popular dishes have been beaten, but there are many fewer people in the canteen, and many tables have been vacated.
Ye Yun was very satisfied with this situation, so he casually ordered some food, then found a relaxed seat to sit down, and prepared to enjoy his lunch slowly.
However, at this moment, two figures suddenly sat down on his left and right sides, it was Su Hui and Fang Fang.
"Uncle, where did you go last night?Why did you disappear early in the morning?" asked Su Hui as soon as she sat down.
"Of course I'm back in the dormitory, can't I still live with you two girls at night?" Ye Yun shook his head helplessly and said.
"Uncle is really, obviously everyone has decided to be your junior, and such a good opportunity has been missed? are you still not a man?" Fang Fang pouted dissatisfiedly and said.
"When did I agree to you being my junior? Ye Yun said and stretched out his hand and flicked it on Fang Fang's forehead.
"Ah, I'm not a child, I'm older than you uncle. Fang Fang said dissatisfied.
And Su Hui next to her smiled very satisfied with Ye Yun's response.
"Okay Fang Fang, the uncle has said that he doesn't want you to be a junior, what's the point of you still pestering the uncle? Don't forget the purpose of our coming to the uncle. Su Hui complained to Fang Fang.
Suddenly, Fang Fang, who originally wanted to refute, immediately blinked his eyes after hearing Su Hui mention the purpose, and stopped caring about Su Hui's complaints.
"That's right, uncle, we're here to ask you for help, this is your cute little three's request, uncle, you'll help, right?" Fang Fang blinked his eyes wide, and said as if I would cry to you if you didn't help.
"I'm not as good as a junior, okay?" Ye Yun could only look at Fang Fang helplessly and said.
"Who said no, I am!" Fang Fang immediately dissatisfied.
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, we're here to talk about business, can you be serious?" Su Hui on the side really couldn't stand it, so she simply reached out and pushed Fang Fang, who was about to come to Ye Yun, back to her own chair and sat down.
"Well, okay, if you agree to help, uncle, then I'll give up being your junior for the time being. Fang Fang said with a look of making a big concession.
"Okay, let's talk about what the hell is going on with you first!" Ye Yun didn't bother to bother with the two of them, and asked while continuing to eat.
"That's the case, uncle, we plan to set up a club, uncle, can you be a consultant teacher?" Su Hui immediately explained, it seemed that she had given up her plan to let Fang Fang speak first.
"Society, what community?" Ye Yun was stunned for a moment, he really didn't expect it to be this thing.
However, compared with ordinary Chinese schools in the world, there is one thing that is even better, that is, the school's club activities, after all, the students of the monster school have no pressure to go on to higher education, so they can naturally have more time and energy to devote to the rest of the things.
"It's called the Human Research Society. Fang Fang suddenly said at this time.
"That's right, it's the Human Research Society. Su Hui glared at Fang Fang dissatisfied with Fang Fang's behavior of snatching her words, but then repeated her affirmation.
"The Human Research Society, do you study human beings, then why did you ask me to be a club teacher?" Ye Yun was still puzzled.
"Because uncle, you're a human being!" Fang Fang said as a matter of course.
"So I'm a club teacher, and I'm going to give you research by the way, right?" Ye Yun said with black lines on his head.
"No, no, uncle, you think too much! But since everyone is in the same club, it's okay to study it a little. Fang Fang said with a smirk, obviously she did have this intention at first, and then unwillingly tried to persuade Ye Yun.
"This, uncle, you also know, after all, there are still some monsters who have a bad feeling towards humans, and there are even many people who kill people and use humans as food, so our human research society was not approved when we applied for the establishment of the society before, because the name of this society is easy to be associated with bad aspects! Su Hui explained.
"Oh, I see, are you trying to borrow my human identity?" Ye Yun suddenly realized.
"That's right, that's right, uncle, you're a human after all, if you are the advisor teacher, the student council won't be able to find fault, right? The student council must have recalled, uncle, if you, the consultant teacher who is a human being, look at us, what kind of thing as a human being to be used as a guinea pig for research, then it will definitely not be staged. Su Hui kept nodding and explaining.
"Good idea, but why should I promise you? I don't like to be studied!" Ye Yun nodded and praised their thoughts, and then said.
"How can we study you, uncle! At most, we just ask you some questions, and when it comes to human beings, it can only be regarded as asking for advice!" Su Hui glared at Fang Fang fiercely, obviously complaining that she had just said something that had leaked her mouth.
"Woo, Su Hui is so terrible, uncle. Who knew that Fang Fang took this opportunity to hug one of Ye Yun's arms at once, and said with a look of fear and protection.
"Uncle, do me a favor, we really need you. Who knew that Su Hui's eyes lit up when she looked at Fang Fang's actions, and then she hugged Ye Yun's other arm and coquettishly played with Fang Fang.
"Okay, okay, I didn't say no, I promised I promised, you can let go, right?" Ye Yun, who could only express helplessness in the face of this situation, hurriedly agreed.
Otherwise, if the two of them continue to make trouble like this, the entire canteen will come over in a while, in fact, many people have noticed the situation here, and looked at Ye Yun with complicated eyes, among which there is envy, naturally there is jealousy and hatred.
Although Ye Yun is not afraid of being looked at by others on the street, because Ye Yun, who is always mixed with all kinds of beautiful girls, has long been used to it. But it's different here, Ye Yun will stay in this school for a long time in the future, if rumors are flying all over the sky, saying that he is hugging left and right in the cafeteria or something, wouldn't it be very troublesome.
He won't be able to live in school anymore? (To be continued.) )