The 759th Zhu Yan Dan

"Why is it not suitable for cultivation with a large breast?

Zhang Meixin asked menacingly.

The first time I heard someone say that his big breasts are not good, it's too unreasonable, there must be something wrong with this man's psychology!

"It's normal, you think. ”

Liu Yi stretched out his hand, put on a fighting posture, and then said, "You see that those who practice martial arts require physical balance. They can't overeat, just to stay in shape. You see, if a woman's breasts are too big, many moves will naturally be affected when she hits them. Girl, it's not that I don't want to teach you, it's just that your center of gravity is unstable!"

"Fuck your sister, your center of gravity is unstable!"

Zhang Meixin directly split her legs and forked her legs, and her two thighs were divided on both sides of the carpet and sat on the ground.

"Lady, I've been learning yoga for several years, and my body is very flexible, okay?

"Huh, girl, you've done a good job of splitting your legs!"

Liu Yi pretended to be surprised and glanced at her and said.

"You're just splitting your legs, your whole family is splitting your legs!"

Zhang Meixin gritted her teeth angrily, how annoying this guy!

"The old lady is not concerned about splitting her legs now, but about her big breasts...... No, it's a matter of cultivating immortals, okay?"

"Actually, it's not that I don't teach you to cultivate immortals, it's really that you're too old, girl. ”

"What did you say!"

Zhang Meixin immediately exploded when she heard this, and pounced directly on Liu Yi's body, and then pressed him on the sofa, pinching his neck with both hands.

Regarding such a sensitive issue of riding on Liu Yi's waist, Zhang Meixin directly forgot about it in a fit of rage.

Liu Yi felt the softness of Zhang Meixin's thighs and the strength of the grip, while pretending to be scared, and cooperated to satisfy Zhang Meixin's pleasure of "abuse" in her heart.

"There's a kind of you try again!"

The most sensitive topic in Zhang Meixin's life is age!

She is indeed not young now, at the age of twenty-seven or eighteen, it stands to reason that a beauty like her should have fallen in love a long time ago, and even should have gotten married.

It's a pity that it should be Zhang Meixin's character, and she has never been able to find a boyfriend.

It should be said that no man has ever been able to stand her terrible character!

So when Liu Yi mentioned this matter, it undoubtedly hit her sensitive area and made Zhang Meixin furious.

"This ...... I'm not saying you're an older woman......"

"Liu Yi, my mother fought with you!"

Zhang Meixin suddenly burst out and bit Liu Yi's neck directly.

"Damn, you're a vampire!"

It's nice to be bitten by a beautiful woman, but if you're too excited to be bitten...... I don't know what kind of beastly thing I'm going to do.

So Liu Yi stretched out his hand and hurriedly pushed Zhang Meixin away.

"Hmph, the old lady won't bite you to death today, and I will not give up!"

Zhang Meixin said, opened her mouth again, and bit Liu Yi's hand.

"it!"

Fortunately, it is not a human physique, although this bite hurts a little, but it is still within Liu Yi's tolerance. At least, there was no bleeding.

"Damn, why are your skins so thick!"

failed to bite the blood, obviously Zhang Meixin was a little unhappy.

"You treat you as a dog, and you still have a mouthful of blood!"

Liu Yi couldn't cry or laugh.

"Hmph, who asked you to provoke the old lady!"

Zhang Meixin didn't care at all that she was almost attached to Liu Yi's body now, she rode Liu Yi while continuing to vent her dissatisfaction.

"You should be deeply aware of your own mistakes! You should know that it is wrong to talk about a girl!"

Zhang Meixin said angrily, "Especially when this age is the pain of this girl!"

"Really?"

Liu Yi blinked and asked, "Teacher Zhang is only twenty years old this year, is it so scary?"

"In your early twenties?"

Zhang Meixin's eyes seemed to be a little happy, "Do I look like I'm in my early twenties?"

"Huh, isn't it?"

Liu Yi was even more surprised, "I've always wondered, Teacher Zhang is so young, he shouldn't have graduated from college...... Why did you become a teacher, and you thought you had a very good mind, and you finished your doctorate at a young age!"

"This ...... The old lady's mind is indeed very useful. ”

Zhang Meixin coughed dryly a few times, and then said, "But that's not the point......! The point is that mine is not in my early twenties...... It's almost three, you know?"

"Ahh......h I can't see it at all!"

Liu Yi said that he didn't believe Zhang Meixin's words, "Teacher Zhang, how can you be so deceitful!"

"I really didn't lie to you...... I'm twenty-seven...... Can you understand the psychological state of a woman who runs for three, and the thought of herself will soon be no longer a twenty-year-old girl...... The old lady's heart ...... It's not so bad that it's going to be extreme!ahhh

"So Teacher Zhang wants to cultivate the truth and learn this art of immortality?"

"Of course, what woman doesn't want to stay young forever?"

"All women are like this, when they learn that they are going to grow old when they are young, they will be terrified of it. You men, you don't understand. The older a man gets, the more popular he gets. And women, the older they get, the more tasteless they are......"

"Actually, it's not that I don't want to teach Teacher Zhang. ”

Liu Yi said very seriously, "I really can't do it." Didn't I say it, Mr. Zhang's age is not suitable, not that you are running for three. This kind of thing of cultivating immortals must start from the baby, and start building a foundation from an early age to cultivate the physique of cultivating immortals. This is the same as practicing martial arts, you have to start from a young age. Once you are over the age of ten, it will be very difficult to cultivate again, unless there is some magical opportunity. ”

"Then how old were you when you cultivated?"

Zhang Meixin couldn't help but ask.

"Hmm...... Sixteen or seventeen years old. ”

Liu Yi remembered that when he started cultivating immortals, it should have been his sophomore year of high school.

"Damn, didn't you say that you were going to be less than ten years old? You see you were sixteen or seventeen when you cultivated!"

Zhang Meixin immediately pointed out the loophole in Liu Yi's words.

"Hey, Teacher Zhang, didn't I just say that if you want to start cultivating immortals after the age of ten, unless you have an adventure. I just encountered an adventure, which is why I have cultivated to this level. ”

"Then what do you say, my mother doesn't want to get old!"

"Birth, old age, sickness and death, this is something that cannot be helped. ”

Liu Yi tried to enlighten Zhang Meixin, "Look, except for immortal cultivators, don't normal people have to experience birth, old age, sickness and death? Besides, Teacher Zhang, you have injected the genes of divine beasts into your body, don't dare to say anything else, you will definitely not live to be Wang Ba, but two or three hundred years old is definitely no problem." You can keep this youth for many, many years!"

"Damn, you're the king!"

Zhang Meixin gritted her teeth with hatred, "The old lady doesn't care, you have been ridden by the old lady, you must be responsible!"

Zhang Meixin became arrogant, "If you don't teach the old lady to cultivate immortals, don't want to let the old lady get up from you!"

"I'll go, you're a female rascal!"

Liu Yi and his little friends were stunned, and were ridden by Zhang Meixin for a while...... His little friend may really be on the verge of being erected!

Butterfly...... Don't play like this.

Liu Yi didn't know whether he should struggle or resist.

"Teach! Teach!"

Zhang Meixin is really like a western cowgirl, riding on Liu Yi's body, shaking in various ways.

"Damn, I really can't teach you to cultivate immortals! But, can't I refine a kind of Zhuyan Pill to help you maintain your youth?"

"Hmm...... That's fine. ”

Zhang Meixin nodded, "There is such a good thing, why don't you hurry up and hand it over to the old lady!"

"Damn, you think this is a jelly bean, you said I could take it out if you wanted! I have to find someone to help me refine it, I'll do my best to give it to you." ”

Liu Yixin said that you treat me as too old?

"Hmph, it's better to hurry up, sue you, the old lady doesn't have much patience!"

Zhang Meixin is a variety of queen fans, and she is arrogant.

Liu Yi also had no choice but to use the strategy of delaying the army to agree first.

However, this kind of anti-Yan pill is not impossible, Huang Jie of the Medicine King Valley has already talked to Liu Yi about this matter, in addition to Liu Yi's kind of health supplement, they also want to use a kind of anti-Yan pill to expand the market.

A rejuvenating pill is enough to ensure that a woman will never age!

But if it is diluted, it can be made into tens of thousands of cosmetics, and women who have used it, although they can't stay young forever, but they can use it once and keep them young for a month is no problem at all.

If you want to keep it all the time, you have to stick to this cosmetic product.

This idea is very good, Liu Yi and Huang Jie also reached an agreement, and they both think it is feasible.

took out one to make Zhang Meixin happy, but it didn't matter.

"A Zhuyan Pill guarantees that you will always be young, so you can rest assured. ”

Liu Yi comforted Zhang Meixin.

"Hmph, as long as you're not lying to me! My mother said that hellish ghosts and men's mouths are things that can't be believed in this world!"

"That's not right! Who says a man's mouth can't be believed?"

Liu Yi looked at Zhang Meixin and said, "Teacher Zhang, you are not ugly at all, do you believe what I said?"

"This ...... This ......"

Zhang Meixin coughed dryly twice, not knowing how to answer Liu Yi.

It seems that no matter how you answer, this is a language trap!

Let's say that what Liu Yi said is right, that is, what he said before was wrong.

But if what Liu Yi said is not right...... That means you're ugly......

Nima ...... That's a tangled question!

"Teacher Zhang, answer me?"

Liu Yi's smiling appearance made Zhang Meixin have the urge to bite him to death.

It's a pity that this guy has rough skin and thick meat...... It's so hard to bite him to death!

"In short, if you dare to lie to me, you will die!"

Zhang Meixin warned Liu Yi, and then she had to get up from Liu Yi's body.

But it seems that because she has been riding on Liu Yi for too long, Zhang Meixin's legs suddenly became sore, and the whole person not only did not stand up, but exclaimed, and then directly lay on Liu Yi's body.

Now the two of them are almost stuck together, and even their mouths are together.

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