Chapter 148: Something That Doesn't Know Dead or Alive

readx;? Lord Ning Xiang looked at the tall figure from the sky approaching, and there was no luck in his heart. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

She finally understood that leaving the sky was something she couldn't provoke.

looked at Litian with a blank eye, and this time she couldn't say a word begging for mercy in her face.

At this time, Litian was actually not angry, although his momentum was impressive, but there was only disgust in his heart. Such a woman who doesn't know whether to live or die doesn't have the ability to provoke his emotions.

The reason why he didn't throw people out early was just because he found a certain grass and was excited to watch a big show.

Litian pinched the wine jug with one hand and pinched the chin of the county lord of Ningxiang with the other, and the strength of his hand was so great that the county lord of Ningxiang felt that his chin could be crushed at any time.

"How dare you do such a nasty thing to the deity?"

Litian's eyes are bloodthirsty, and what he hates most is the person who calculates himself, and this woman actually hit the muzzle of the gun without dying.

What was in this pot of wine, he could feel it at once, and he actually used such a subordinated method, Li Tianzhen felt that it was his dirty hands to strangle her.

"Big ...... Great Brother!"

Lord Ningxiang was crying, and his eyes were full of pity.

She felt that what was happening in front of her was so incredible, it shouldn't have been like this, it shouldn't be!

Shouldn't a great teacher pity himself for himself? Shouldn't he eat the wine and food he sent and then spend a good night with him?

Why is this happening?

Lord Ningxiang really can't figure it out.

What if she drugged his wine?

As a man, even if he notices it, shouldn't he accept it gladly?

He has an innocent daughter's body, and he plans to give it to him, why does he still dislike it?

Lord Ningxiang looked at Litian's eyes full of unwillingness and despair.

However, as if she couldn't see the sky, she picked up the wine jug and poured the wine brought by the Lord of Ning Xiang into her mouth.

"The deity will let you taste the wine!"

Li Tian did not have any mercy, and poured a pot of wine into the mouth of the county lord of Ning Xiang without leaking.

"Ahem!"

The lord of Ningxiang was choked with tears and snot coming out together.

"Great Power Teacher...... Great Brother!"

She was crying, not understanding what it meant to leave the sky to do this.

And the green floating star on the dresser opened his mouth slightly, looking at a pot of fine wine with his eyes, all of which fell into the belly of the county lord of Ningxiang, and couldn't help complaining: "If you die without conscience, you won't leave me a drop!"

The county lord of Ning Xiang, who was poured a pot of wine, had a flush on her face, and the look of grievance and resentment in her eyes was explained.

"Great Master, you are so ruthless!" Lord Ning Xiang shook his beautiful buttocks and handed Litian an electric eye: "For the sake of so many wines, don't you think people don't know what you mean?"

With charming eyes like silk, he smiled innocently: "The big country is your coming, the slave family has fulfilled your wish! But you also have to fulfill the slave family's wish, so that your family is your real wife!"

Green Floating Star didn't understand when she heard this, isn't she just a lady? Why are so many people rushing to be there? Actually, she's not rare at all, okay?

Thinking that she was forced to sign the husband and wife sticker, her whole person felt bad.

Litian had a gloomy face, looking at the drunken ugliness of Lord Ningxiang, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "I don't know what is dead or alive!"

The county lord of Ningxiang, who had lost her mind, turned into a hungry wolf, and Litian naturally became a little white sheep in her eyes.

At the moment, the lord of Ningxiang couldn't wait to pounce.

However, before she could touch a single hair from the sky, she felt that she was being picked up by a strong force.

As soon as I looked up, I saw a man dressed in white and masked with a white veil, his eyes were full of death, and even the breath on his body was like a dead person.

Lord Ningxiang was so frightened that he woke up, and looked at the person who was carrying him in a daze, unable to even speak.

"Throw it out!"

The sound of not having the slightest temperature from the cold sky sounded, and it brought the Lord of Ningxiang back to reality.

The reality is even worse.

"Great country teacher!" the lord of Ningxiang County screamed, pitifully begging for mercy.

She didn't want to be taken away by something like this dead man.

It's a pity, in fact, if the county lord of Ningxiang didn't make a sound, she would have been thrown out of the mansion at most.

"Since she wants to let people occupy her body and throw her into the beggar's den, listen, there must be no less than twenty beggars who will serve her tonight!"

Expressionless from the sky, as if talking about a very ordinary thing.

Lord Ning Xiang was stunned, she couldn't believe that the Great Master was ready to do this to herself.

At this time, she had already burst into tears, no, she didn't want to go, she was so noble, so white and flawless, so she didn't want to defile the beggar.

However, tonight was destined to be a catastrophe for the lord of Ningxiang, and even though she cried dry tears, she did not escape the fate of being caught and fed to the beggars.

Lord Ningxiang was taken away, and Litian asked someone to clean up all the things on the table, so that he felt that the room was much cleaner.

The dendritic green floating star was bouncing on the dresser, looking at herself in the mirror, a thin feeling, two branches, and a leaf that had been completely stretched, she couldn't help but be intoxicated, she really didn't know what she would look like when she grew up, it must be leafy, and there was a big red flower on her head!

"Is it enjoyable to watch a play?"

The tall figure from the sky appeared in the mirror so abruptly.

Green Floating Star tilted into the flower pot, shook his head and said, "It's not fun!"

Is she really not enjoyable? Such a beautiful girl was sent to the door, and he actually just fed people a little wine, and then asked someone to take it away.

The green floating star said that there was no way to understand Litian's mind.

Suddenly, she glanced at Litian suspiciously, but kindly stepped forward and said, "Otherwise, you can eat some bullwhip tomorrow to make up for it!"

Leaving the sky......

What do you mean?

"Look, I've been seeing you go to the Immortal Courtyard lately, but I haven't seen anything happen to any girl, isn't it ......"

Green Floating Star said, his eyes casually glancing down from the sky.

"That's right!" Litian's face was not good-looking: "However, you can try!"

As soon as the green floating star heard this, he jumped to the top of the sky, and then waved the branches, and said majestically: "Try it!

And Litian saw the small branch above his head through the mirror, and said that he had a shadow in his heart, so he had no appetite at all.

"Go down!go to sleep!" Litian's face was gloomy.

Green Floating Star glanced at him aggrievedly: "I really should make up for you!"

"Make-up!"

Litian felt that his dignity had been greatly challenged.

"Lao Tzu doesn't need to make up for it, you can eat it and wipe it clean!"

"You can try!"

The green floating star twisted his small waist, and his appearance was not ordinary arrogance.

Ever since she entered the Immortal Academy, she has been very concerned about the matter of double cultivation.

After listening to Litian's words, he immediately became energetic.

"I heard that husband and wife are always prone to do bad things together, since we both signed the husband and wife sticker, do you want to do a few bad things like other husbands and wives?"

Green Floating Star's expression was serious.

Jumped onto the dresser, and then somehow found her booklet.

As soon as I saw that pamphlet, my expression was not good.

"Who else have you studied this with?"

Looking at Litian's expression, it was as if he was arresting annihilation.

Green Floating Star is called a simple one, she can't hear such a clear cliché.

"I've seen it with Zaichen!"

Green Floating Star is called a pure and innocent.

However, he couldn't stand it anymore, and he was still a minister? What kind of minister did he want to call him so kindly?

Litianyi grabbed the booklet in Green Floating Star's hand, and with a movement of his fingers, the booklet caught fire.

"What are you doing?"

Green Floating Star was angry, she was so precious in her martial arts cheats, if she wasn't a believer, she wouldn't have taken it out, okay?

With tears in his eyes, Green Floating Star said pitifully: "You burned it, do you know that you ruined a future female god of war?"

Leaving the sky: "......"

Do you want to try it with him?

Thinking like this, the momentum also strengthened.

"The deity commands you to turn into a human body immediately!" Litian is violent, ready to do it tonight no matter what, otherwise she will definitely doubt her orientation if she drives away the woman in front of her again and again!

Actually, I've been skeptical for a long time, okay?

"I don't change!" Green Floating Star was angry: "If you destroy my martial arts secrets, I won't change!"

"I've memorized all those actions, and if you become obedient and become human, I'll show you how to do it!"

"Really?"

Green Floating Star's eyes glowed with golden light: "What you said, you can't deceive people!"

Thinking that last time, she finally found more than a dozen groups of men to demonstrate to her, but she was disturbed by the sky halfway, and she must make up for her regrets tonight.

"I don't lie to you, I don't lie to you!"

Such a good thing, can he still deceive people?

I don't know when it started, and I turned into a lewd pervert in front of the green floating star.

The green floating star swished, transformed into a human body, and then began to tear at his clothes indiscriminately.

"Take it off, take it off quickly!"

It wasn't enough to pull at his clothes, and the green star began to pull away from the sky.

This one......

In fact, Zunshang is a little shy, when he used to be with Niu Ji, most of them turned into their own bodies, and they did it with the body of a cow, even if they acted with a human body, it was also a critical juncture for practice, and his mind was on improving his skills, and now he was so simple and snowy, he was really not very experienced, and was he a little shy to take off his clothes like this?

The main reason is that Litian has not yet entered the scene, and the green floating star has already taken itself off naked.

It's not calm anymore, it's really not good, he is going to find some medicine?

I don't know if there is any wine left in the pot of wine of the county lord Ning Xiang, it's a pity that such a good thing is poured out.

The smooth green floating star scratched his head in front of the mirror, touched his face for a while, pinched his ass for a while, and then said to Litian very indifferently: "You also stripped naked!"

As soon as he left the sky, he gritted his teeth, his heart was horizontal, and he took off his clothes in three or two strokes with a posture of being open.

This time, the two were honest with each other.

Green Floating Star jumped in front of Litian and said softly: "Come, you follow me, according to what I have learned in the Immortal Academy these days, we have to do this first!"

Then, I saw the green floating star twisting his waist in front of the sky, stretching his legs, three circles left and three circles of right, twisting his neck and twisting his buttocks, go to bed early and get up early to do exercise!

This is not the key, the key is that the green floating star is still excited to leave the sky and say: "Come on, come on, twist, stretch!"

Litian's face was full of black lines: "Who did you learn from?"

Green Floating Star smiled mysteriously: "I studied it myself! I saw that those people always like to touch and touch, and then I studied it, and I feel that it is not as comfortable to touch as twisting!"

"Actually, you can touch it!" said Litian very loyally.

Green Floating Star thought about it too, and reached out and touched his waist.

"The deity said you can come and touch the deity and try it!" Litian's face was sanctimonious at this time, just like the strokes that Mr. taught students to write in big characters.

"You can come here and touch this, this here!" Litian took the hand of the green floating star and put it on his chest: "How is it?

Green Floating Star: "It's really strange, you came to touch me, how is mine different from yours?"

Green Floating Star immediately became serious, this is a big discovery, and he grabbed Litian's hand and put it on his chest.

"Look, look, how can it be so weird?"

"Shhh

As soon as Tianlao's face turned red, he would not admit that it was the first time that he had touched this thing for the first time as an old monster who had lived for thousands of years.

Although he had done everything and seen everything, he had no time to appreciate it before.

And at this time, the green floating star has made a new discovery.

Hair felt something hot underneath, and as soon as she looked down, a stick caught her attention.

"Why does this look so much like a bullwhip?" murmured to himself, "So you really have a bullwhip on you!"

Looking at the innocent and excited little eyes of the green floating star, Litian felt that it was really bad to be angry at this time, although he was offended by the sentence "really long bullwhip", but he was still very gentlemanly and lifeless.

"Have you ever heard of Monkey King?"

"I've heard that the Great Sage is on the way to learn scriptures in the West Heaven to protect Tang Seng!" "Green Floating Star still has heard about the affairs of the Heavenly Realm: "Five hundred years ago, the Great Sage Lord made trouble in the Heavenly Palace......

"Okay!" Litian interrupted Green Floating Star's words and said, "Do you know what weapon the Great Sage used when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

Green Floating Star's eyes immediately lit up: "Dinghai Divine Needle, which can be long or short, is an artifact used by Dayu to control the water!"

"That's right!" Litian praised: "It seems that you know a lot, this thing is the Dinghai Divine Needle!"

Green Floating Star suddenly became anxious: "Why did the Great Sage's weapon grow on your body? Aren't you afraid that the Great Sage will come and pull it out for you?"

Can this still be pleasantly chattered?

Litian: "The Great Sage and my father are brothers, he won't come and pull it out!"

Green Floating Star's eyes lit up: "I can't imagine that you still have this relative in your family!"

"Don't digress, let's discuss Dinghaishen Needle!"

Green Floating Star stared at the "Dinghai Divine Needle" and studied it for a long time, but he didn't find a reason: "You say, is the key to that exercise on this 'needle'?"

"Well, needle?" looked down at the sky, "You said this is a 'needle'?"

"The needle of the Dinghaishen Needle!"

Green Floating Star didn't understand what it was like to leave the sky.

But then again, she really hadn't seen this needle in front of her, and the dozens of men she had led into the Immortal Courtyard before didn't have this thing!

In fact, there is, but it is not as obvious as the departure from the sky.

In other words, the needle is too abrupt, it looks more like a stick, as for the specific shape of the needle, I won't describe it, so as not to know too much about the long needle eye!

Green Floating Star involuntarily reached out to hold it, her little hand couldn't cover it at all, such a stick grew on Litian's body, why didn't Green Floating Star find it before?

And Litian, who was holding it, couldn't help but tremble, and his body was swollen and painful.

He felt that if the ink went on, he would not be worthy of being a bull, so he picked up the green floating star and pressed it on the dresser.

"Hahaha!" Green Floating Star was suddenly knocked down, feeling that the hand that left the sky was still oiling on his body, and couldn't help laughing: "It's so itchy!"

Well, it's tickling her from the sky.

Seeing the green floating star playing dishonestly under him, Litian was also a monkey in a hurry, and he pressed down, and said softly in Litian's voice: "The deity is about to start!"

"What are you going to do?" asked the Green Floating Star, blinking at a pair of clear eyes.

Litian withheld the desire to vent and explained: "Start practicing!"

"Eh, wait, let's make it clear first, what benefits can I get from practicing this skill?"

"You can go to heaven!" Litian will not act rashly without the full permission of the green floating star.

"Heaven?" Green Floating Star was anxious: "I finally came down, what are you going up there now?"

Leaving the sky: "......"

Why are you speechless with her so many times?

"You don't care, try it first and you'll understand!" Litian decided to tell Green Floating Star with practical actions.

Then, the green floating star saw Litian stabbing at him with the thick and thick Dinghai Divine Needle.

"Ahh

Green Floating Star exclaimed, "Are you going to use the Great Sage's Dinghai Divine Needle to murder?"

Startled, he then showed a painful expression, but he still resisted the urge and stopped and explained to the green floating star: "It's not a murder, it's going to end soon!"

The Green Floating Star looked at it in horror, and then asked cautiously, "Can you tell me what the hell to do?"

I don't know why, Green Floating Star suddenly felt hairy on his back, as if something bad was going to happen.

Litian blushed: "Put this here!"

That's straightforward enough, isn't it?

However, after figuring it out, the green floating star jumped to his feet in a hurry: "Isn't that the place to pee? What are you doing in there? What if I can't pee in the future?"

Litian said that he was really enough.

"If you can't pee, I'll compensate you!"

"The devil believes you!"

Green Floating Star pouted: "I don't want it! I don't want it!"

Cut, she's famous enough to let such a thick thing pound herself, in case she really can't pee one day, it's still her who is uncomfortable.

And Litian is really uncomfortable now, and he looks at the green floating star almost with begging eyes: "You have released it several times, and you have to let it eat meat today anyway!"

When Lu Fuxing heard this, he was not happy: "If you want to mess around, you still want to eat my meat, where is there such a good thing in the Six Realms?"

"Hurry up, hurry up!" Litian didn't have the heart to talk nonsense with Green Floating Star, anyway, tonight's incident was picked up by Green Floating Star herself, and she had to take responsibility for what she picked up.

Thinking so, he leaned down from the sky, and the dense kisses fell all over the world.

"Huh...... Huh!"

Green Floating Star scribbled with his hands, giggling and trembling.

"Is it really that funny?" the aura on Litian's body became dangerous.

"You're itching me!"

The green floating star is going to laugh and cry, cry......

The sky was full of black threads, and he felt that the black threads on him were enough to knit a sweater.

"I ask you, what do you think of me?"

Litian, who has always been very clean about feelings, finally suppressed his restlessness for the time being, looked at himself and still had a pillar of optimus "magic needle" with a wry smile, and asked the question he wanted to know the most.

"What's going on?" asked the Green Floating Star, with a quick mouth and no thought ahead.

"That is, what do you think of me signing a husband and wife sticker with you?" asked Litian patiently.

Since he was going to go so far with Green Float, he had to figure out what Green Float thought.

In any case, he signed the husband and wife sticker, and he has to be responsible for others.

And the way he is responsible is to serve her three times a day with the Dinghaishen Needle!

Faced with such a big decision, Litian wants to find out what Green Floating Star really thinks in his heart.

"I was deceived to sign a husband and wife sticker with you!" Lu Fuxing pouted, this matter made her very entangled in her heart, okay?

Litian said: "In addition to being deceived? Do you feel very excited? Do you feel that it is a great honor to sign a husband and wife sticker with me? Do you feel that you have a special face, and your waist is straightened when you see your acquaintances, because you are me?"

"How dare you think about it!" said Green Floating Star's face was bitter.

Is she still honored? She still has a special face? and her waist is straight?

Now that she's seeing someone, she just wants to run away with her tail between her legs, okay?

Especially after seeing that he still had such a "Dinghaishen Needle" on his body, she felt that she had signed a husband and wife sticker with him, and she was really bloody.

Green Floating Star took one last look at the "Dinghai Divine Needle" that left the sky, and then said faintly: "I know that you have more than others This thing makes you feel inferior, but it is not your fault that you are deformed, it can only mean that you did not develop very well in the mother's body at the beginning, but since you were born and lived for so long, you must have information about yourself!"

In fact, after seeing the so-called "Dinghai Divine Needle", she knew that Litian was a deformed cow, although his thing was very similar to a bullwhip, but Green Floating Star knew that it must not be, how could the bullwhip grow there?

This thing always wants to be smashed into the place where people pee, it is enough to see what an evil thing this is, if this is really a bullwhip, she will not eat it!

So the green floating star concluded that this thing was grown out of the sky and I don't know what it was.

Seeing that the "magic needle" from the sky was shiny and shiny, and there was such a feeling of sparkling brilliance, Green Floating Star couldn't help but sympathize: "I can understand your inferiority complex in your heart, but it's not right for you to scare people with this thing!"

Litian suddenly felt how stupid it was for him to want to have a heart-to-heart communication with her before he acted.

He had a water in his head to want to tell her so much.

The best way to prove yourself should be the overlord's hard bow!

Having made up his mind to leave the sky, he won't be talking nonsense.

I saw that his body was like an iron wall, enclosing the green floating star in it.

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