Chapter 2 Gambling
"Don't...... "I struggled desperately, trying to pull the hand that was holding me away, but it was like a dragonfly shaking the jade pillar, and I couldn't resist at all, I saw that I couldn't get rid ......of the struggle, and it was useless to plead, so I was anxious and angry, and suddenly laughed loudly: "Hahaha......" The silver-horned girl was stunned for a moment, stopped her hand, and said, "Why are you laughing when you are dying?"
I took a breath and thought to myself that the learning methods in the classical commentaries really worked, these two goblins were essentially ancient people, so they had to use ancient methods to deal with them, and said: " When I was a child, I watched Journey to the West, I didn't like Tang Seng very much, the most admired is the powerful goblin who can defeat Sun Wukong, the two kings captured Sun Wukong back then, what a hero to cover the world, I only say that you must be the same as the golden-winged Dapeng, the yellow-eyed old Buddha, the nine-headed Yuan Sheng, and other famous demons, are all great heroes among the demons, I can't imagine that it is not as famous as meeting today, but it is just a vain name, it is ridiculous"
The ancient people really couldn't stand the agitation, and the two demon boys suddenly turned red, and said angrily: "Boy, how can we have a false name, if you don't make it clear today, even death is an extravagant hope, we will skin you and file your bones, open your intestines and stomach, let you suffer all kinds of suffering, but you can't die."
I was terrified in my heart, but my face was forced to calm down, and I said: "You bully the small with the big, bully the weak with the strong, and use the respect of the gods to abuse lynching me, a little mortal, can this be regarded as a heroic act?"
The silver-horned girl shouted: "Obviously, you offended the gods and violated the rules of heaven, we punish you, of course, where is the big bullying the small"
I said: "Didn't I just quarrel with you for a few words, I didn't know that the other side of the network was a fairy, as the saying goes, those who don't know are not guilty, how can you want my life because of this little thing?, you are a fairy, it's too stingy."
The silver-horned girl rolled her eyes and said: "Even if it is not because of this, you still deserve to die, the mentally handicapped little white book you wrote is not reasonable at all, it is purely a fraud and a waste of readers' time, I want to punish you on behalf of the readers of the world."
I argued: "Why is my book mentally retarded? Why is it unreasonable? So many novice readers voted for me, which shows that in their eyes my book is still 'highly intelligent' or 'very reasonable', how many picky old white readers like you can be? The minority obeys the majority, and you can't represent the readers of the world at all, so why should you punish me?"
The silver-horned girl was refuted by me, her angry little face turned pale, and the nature of the monster attacked, and she said: "I don't care if you are reasonable or not, this king will eat you one bite at a time today, see what you can do?"
Saying that, his body shook and his original form appeared, and a beautiful silver fox with horns on his head appeared in front of me, it turned out that the bodies of the golden horn and the silver horn were foxes, no wonder they would recognize the fox spirit as their mother in Journey to the West
The silver fox threw me to the ground, opened my bloody mouth, I couldn't struggle, and shouted: "I don't accept it, and I won't accept it if I die......"
The golden-horned boy stretched out his hand and grabbed the void, and I, who was obviously pressed under the claws of the silver fox, suddenly appeared beside him, only to hear the golden-horned boy say: "Sister Silverhorn, and slow down, although this kid is hateful, but he is disposed of at will, it is indeed a loss of our immortal identity, we must make him confess his guilt, and then clean him up"
The golden horn boy said to me, "Boy, what do you have to do to convince me?"
I got up from the ground and said, "Unless you can prove that the plot of my book is not reasonable, I will not accept it."
The silver-horned girl regained her body and scolded: "Phew, everything in the novel is just the writer's mouth cannon in the final analysis, how can it be proved with facts?"
I waited for her sentence, and immediately said: "Since you know that everything in the novel is fictional by the author and cannot be proven, then why do you say that what I wrote must be unreasonable?"
The silver-horned girl was speechless for a while, and her little face was red with anger
The golden-horned boy suddenly said: "It's not impossible to prove it with facts, boy, do you dare to make a bet with us?"
I said in my heart: "Is there really a Jin Yong world?" and immediately replied: "Bet on it, what don't you dare?"
The golden-horned boy smiled faintly, his body suddenly disappeared in place, and reappeared after a while, with an extra scroll in his hand, which was opened to be more than a foot long, floating in the air of the main hall out of thin air, and a constantly rotating yin and yang fish was drawn on it, which looked very mysterious
The silver-horned girl was shocked and said, "Brother, why did you steal Dao Ancestor's Taiji diagram?"
The Golden Horn Boy said with a smile: "Dao Ancestor is preaching in the Daluo Tian Bajing Palace at this time, and he will not come back for a few months, but the Taiji Diagram is staying in this Lihate Heaven Doushi Palace, and the Taiji Diagram can evolve the world at will, and it can do anything."
"How amazing the Taiji diagram is, I naturally know, I have long wanted to go in and play, but this Taiji diagram is different from the jade net bottle or something, this is the most important treasure of the Dao Ancestor, it is strictly forbidden for us to use it indiscriminately, once we enter the Tai Chi Diagram, we will immediately be sensed by the Dao Ancestor, and we will be severely punished at that time."
"It's true that we can't enter the Taiji Diagram, but this guy is a mortal, insignificant, and there are no spiritual power fluctuations, if you go in once in a while, Dao Ancestor shouldn't notice it"
The silver-horned girl was stunned for a moment, and suddenly Gegejiao laughed: "Hehe, what a good idea, so that we can also watch a reality show for free."
The golden horn boy turned his hand, a box of beautifully bound books appeared in his hand, I recognized that it was the latest published deluxe edition of Jin Yong's complete works, Mr. Jin revised his works for the last time at the age of 100, I had the heart to buy a set as a souvenir, but I was shy, and finally gave up
The golden horn boy put a set of Jin Yong's novels into the Taiji diagram, and there were words in his mouth, the yin and yang fish in the picture turned faster and faster, black and white disappeared, and gradually became an earthy yellow planet, after a while, the planet slowly became blue, white clouds and seas, mountains and plains, forests and rivers continue to appear, it is clearly an earth, at this time the silver horn girl also chanted a spell together, the evolution of this earth suddenly accelerated, there were birds and beasts, plants, trees, insects and fish, and finally there were human cities that continued to appear out of thin air, evolving into a complete human world
When I saw such a miracle of creation, I was so dizzy that I couldn't speak for a while
The Golden Horn Boy said: "Boy, we have created a Jin Yong world in the Taiji diagram, and now you will enter the Jin Yong world and personally prove that the content in your book is reasonable, if you can do everything that the protagonist in your book does, then you will win."
I couldn't believe my ears and stammered, "Are you serious?"
The silver-horned girl grabbed Bai and said: "Nonsense, we are all immortals with golden mouths and jade teeth, you are a mortal like an ant, is it worth our dishonesty? If you win, we will naturally let you go home, but if you lose, then you will have to be left to us to deal with."
This is the so-called blessing in disguise, I was immediately excited, and said: "No problem, I accept this bet, I will definitely win, you just wait and see"
Suddenly I remembered something again, and said: "But the protagonist in my book took more than ten years to do these things, do I have to stay in Jin Yong's world for ten years, I still have to go to school, and my parents and family" "The time in the Taiji diagram is different from the outside, the ten years inside are only equivalent to the ten days outside, if you haven't succeeded by then, then even if you fail, you know the end"
The silver-horned girl beckoned, and the Buddha beads on my right hand suddenly fell off my wrist and flew into her hand, she pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "It turned out to be the most inferior ebony beads, it's really rubbish" followed by a flick of her little hand, and threw the wooden beads into the alchemy furnace
Ah, this Buddha bead bracelet is a gift from an elder who believes in Buddhism when I was in college, it seems to be worth hundreds of dollars, although I am an atheist, but because this bead is very good-looking, I still wear it on my hand, so I burned her, although I dare not be angry, but my face still shows a painful expression
The silver-horned girl smiled disdainfully and said, "It's just a simple magic weapon for you, your garbage bracelet even has the creation of entering the gossip furnace, it's really cheap for you."
After a while, she waved again, and my bracelet flew out of the gossip furnace and automatically put it on my wrist, and the silver-horned girl said: "The function of this Buddha bead is similar to the infinite flow watch of the protagonist in your book, which allows you to travel through various Jin Yong novels, you win the bet, it will take you back to the world, if you lose, it will return to us"
I touched the bracelet on my wrist, didn't feel any obvious changes, and said tentatively: "Can the martial arts I learned in Jin Yong's world be used in real life?"
The Golden Horn Boy said: "Of course it can be used, the creation artifact Taiji Diagram is omnipotent, everything in the Taiji Diagram is completely real, not only martial arts can be used in the world, but your material gains in Jin Yong's world can also be brought back to the world, provided that you can win"
Haha, martial arts can be brought back to reality for use, and the treasures obtained can also be brought back to the world, that's not cool to death, I barely suppressed my excitement, and said: "There is no problem, please give me the system template of the protagonist in the book, and I will go to Jin Yong's world"
"What system template, don't be delusional, you don't have any cheating plug-ins in Jin Yong's world, let alone the shit luck of the protagonist, everything depends on your own ability"
Actually, I also know that my writing is too obscene, the protagonist's achievements are too high, and I really don't have much confidence without the golden thighs of the system template
I was immediately anxious and shouted, "Didn't you let me achieve the achievements of the protagonist under the same conditions, how can there be no system template?
The silver-horned girl's round eyes glared, and she said, "What? You dare to say it's unfair? Okay, the gambling contract is canceled, you can enter the alchemy furnace now."
"Oh, damn it, little ancestor, don't ...... Don't...... It's a fair bet...... "As the saying goes, people are under the roof and have to bow their heads, and now, I can only grit my teeth and accept this extremely unfair bet."
I settled down and said: "It's okay if you don't give me a system template, but please can you transform my physique, I, a fat man who never exercises, think about it with my toes, and I know that I must have very poor martial arts qualifications, just enter the world of Jin Yong, I'm afraid it's hard to even live" "If you die, you can only count yourself unlucky, your soul will disappear in the Taiji diagram, and your form and spirit will be destroyed, let me go now"
The silver-horned girl flew up and kicked me in the ass, and I only felt that my body was light, as if I was flying through the clouds, and slammed into the Taiji Tu