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The mountain god said: "Grandpa the Great Sage, you are wrong to blame the little god. Our mountain is called Pingdingshan, thousands of miles long from east to west, this mountain is not governed by a small god, there is also a land god, a day travel god, and a night travel god all have a cave in this mountain, and the small god governs this Pingding Mountain together.

"The great sage grandfather and the Sanzang holy monk defeated Yang Jian and the Meishan brothers in the Fengya Mountain of the treasure elephant country, and later defeated the heavenly soldiers sent by the Jade Emperor, we Pingdingshan all the little gods admire the great sage grandfather and the Sanzang holy monk's supernatural powers, knowing that the great sage grandfather and the Sanzang holy monk will pass through my Pingding Mountain, our four small gods discussed, to receive the great sage grandfather and the holy monk and his party, so he painted an image and passed it to the mountain people, as long as he got the news of the arrival of the great sage grandfather and his party, regardless of day and night, immediately tell us, our four small gods to do their filial piety。 ”

The monkey said, "In that case, you have called me the old man of the land and the god of day and night, and I will ask them to see if what you say is true." ”

The mountain god said: "Yes, yes, the little god immediately summoned the god of the land, the god of day and the god of night. So he burned a piece of talisman paper, and saw a flash of red light, and flew into the mountain.

After a while, the wind whistled in the night sky, and the land god was the leader, with a wide robe with a convex forehead, holding a cane, and behind him was a white-clothed day wandering god, tall and thin, and the official was wearing it on his body, as if he were a coat hanging on a bamboo pole. The god of the sun is holding a copper hammer, and the copper hammer is long and flat, like a large watermelon that has been flattened and stretched.

Behind the day wandering god is the night wandering god, dressed in black, wearing a black crown, horizontal eyebrows and angry eyes, all black, holding a wooden card, a mirror, and two big black characters written on the wooden card: night watch. He was short and fat, but he was amazingly imposing.

The land traveled day and night to see the monkeys, and they all called the great sage, and fell down with the worship of their subordinates.

The monkey said: "I heard from the mountain god, I heard that my master and apprentice are going to pass through Pingding Mountain, and admire the majesty of my master and apprentice, so I painted the image of my master and apprentice and spread it all over the mountain people.

The look of the land day and night tour is the same, and they all bowed down and replied: "Grandpa the Great Sage, what the mountain god said is true, we really admire the majesty of the Great Sage Grandpa and the Master, and I just want to serve the Great Sage Grandpa and the Holy Monk for a few days, and ask the Great Sage Grandpa to fulfill our filial piety." ”

The monkey's fiery eyes opened darkly, and he couldn't see anything different, and he wasn't afraid of what the four little gods were about, so he said: "Okay, I believe in your filial piety, get up." ”

The land of the mountain god traveled day and night, and only then did he dare to stand up.

The land said: "Great Sage Grandpa, dare to ask when the holy monk will come to our Pingdingshan?"

The monkey said, "I have already arrived, and my master must not be far away." ”

The old man of the land said with a smile: "That's not true, who doesn't know that a somersault cloud of the Great Sage is 108,000 miles, and he travels all over the three mountains and five mountains in one day, thousands of miles away, but it will be there in the blink of an eye." Dare to ask when the great sage grandfather and the holy monk will come, our little god has prepared a sumptuous banquet early, and tried his best to serve the holy monk once. ”

The monkey said: "My master is on the plain in front, and it is only a day's journey to Pingdingshan, and he will definitely come tomorrow afternoon." ”

The land mountain god day and night tour are all happy, the land said: "Grandpa the Great Sage, since you are about to arrive first, please come to our cave to get drunk, early tomorrow morning, we will go with the Great Sage Grandpa to welcome the Holy Monk to Pingdingshan, what does the Great Sage Grandpa think?"

The monkey smiled, "Good, good." ”

So a group of five people, the mountain god in front of the way, the land in the side as a companion, day and night tour in the back, everyone soared into the clouds, flew into the mountain, straight down the mountain god's cave.

The monkey landed, but it looked small and shabby in the cave of the mountain god, but inside the cave was a bonfire, there was a big cauldron, and the animal meat was stewed in it, and the aroma was fragrant. A row of old wine is placed against the cave wall, and it seems that this mountain god is a god like a wine jar, and he is addicted to alcohol.

The monkey is also a delicious person, after following the master, the master is not afraid of wine and food, his mouth is more and more slippery and slippery, the more he eats, the more he takes it, so he is not polite, when he enters the cave, he takes the lead in sitting down, stretches out his hand, a jar of old wine flies into his hand, he pats open the mud, and the wine is fragrant.

The monkey was overjoyed and drank: "Rare wine, get drunk tonight, hurry up, take the jade bowl and long chopsticks." ”

The mountain god hurriedly went into the cave and took out a big bowl of long chopsticks, and the monkey saw that this bowl was vulgar, not a jade bowl, not to mention a jade bowl, or it was too far away from the blue and white bowls in the villagers' homes, and the chopsticks were also very vulgar, not chopsticks made of good wood, but a rude branch broken in.

The monkey scolded: "You guy, you are the god of the mountain, and every flower, grass, tree and tree on the flat top is under your jurisdiction, but you are lazy and get such poor chopsticks." You come here to be a mountain god, there are a lot of officials, usually in the mountains to catch some spirit beast fairy grass out to exchange for some gold and silver treasures is just a gesture, but lazy so, this bowl of black is not slippery and rough, just like a dog stone trough. ”

The mountain god was scolded so submissively that he only dared to laugh and not speak.

The land god was busy persuading the gods day and night, and the monkey said: "You guy, so lazy, you must not be able to manage this mountain, if it weren't for your good wine and meat, I would have beaten you with three hundred sticks now." ”

Scolding, pour the wine into the thick bowl, and take a big sip first. The wine entered the throat like a silver thread through the belly, and made the monkey feel comfortable.

The bowl is rough, but the wine is a fine wine.

So a group of five people sat around the fire, eating meat and drinking in large bowls, and after an hour, they were all drunk like mud, drunk and full of meat, and fell crooked by the fire, and fell into a deep sleep.

After a while, the mountain god opened one eye and glanced at the monkey that was snoring. The monkey had a hara hanging from the corner of his mouth, snoring like thunder, and fell asleep deeply.

The other eye of the mountain god also opened, his eyes were vigilant and vigilant, he quietly got up, walked to the cave wall, and reached out to pick up the Xuanhua axe that he was leaning on the cave wall.

The land god also moved slowly, first opened his eyes to look at the monkey, then got up, walked a few steps towards the entrance of the cave, stopped, looked at the monkey with sparkling eyes, the crutch in his hand was against the monkey's head, and on the head of the crutch, a little earthy yellow light flowed faintly.

Then the day and night gods also woke up one after another, opened their eyes, and scattered, the long-handled copper hammer in the hand of the day wandering god, and the wooden sign mirror in the hand of the night wandering god, all aimed at the drunken monkey by the fire.

The land said: "Mountain god, you first send a talisman to inform the king, and say that we have taken the monkey sun, and ask the king to take the monkey." ”

The mountain god said: "This monkey is already drunk, and I don't know what to do, wouldn't it be a greater credit for the four of us to take him and bring him to the king." ”

The land walked a few more steps towards the entrance of the cave, prepared to escape at any time, and said: "Mountain god, this monkey has great means, and his magical powers are vast, if one is not careful, if we wake up drunken along the way, we will not be able to eat and walk around, or send out rune paper, and let the king personally come to catch him." (To be continued.) )