Chapter 68 Fighting is kissing
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I asked inexplicably, "Even if Liu Ruoxi is my girlfriend...... Then I didn't do anything to be sorry for you, what is there to be sad about?"
"Are you finally willing to admit it?" Wenwen looked at me coldly and said, "Don't you have a wife? Don't you want to do something sorry for your wife? Now there is a girlfriend again, hehe...... I thought you were a rare good man, but I didn't expect you to be more shameful than a scumbag like Sun Junwei!"
"It's not...... What kind of logic are you......" I was completely confused, "why am I more shameful than Sun Junwei's chrysanthemum?"
"Although Sun Junwei is lustful, although he is despicable and cruel, he at least treats me as a woman. Wenwen said in a cold voice: "And what about you? On the surface, you look like you are sanctimonious and cherish people, but in your heart you don't treat people like us as people at all, and you also make up a wife as a disguise, for fear that I will dirty your body, right?
"Oh......" I suddenly realized, it turned out that Wenwen thought that I didn't touch her, because I disliked her profession, so I lied to her that she had a wife or something. Later, I admitted that Liu Ruoxi was my girlfriend, which was tantamount to exposing my "lies" and exposing my "true colors"......
"Hypocrites are more shameful and terrible than real villains!" Wenwen angrily stood up and dragged my clothes out, "It's all clear now, you go out!"
"Wait......" I took out my phone and flipped through the photos, Liu Ruoxi had seen Xiaowan's photos, but Wenwen hadn't seen them, "I didn't lie to you." You see, this is my wife Xiaowan, and this picture was taken when I last saw her, when she was four or five months pregnant......"
"Smack!" I was slapped before I finished speaking, and I asked in a daze, "Why are you hitting me?"
"You have a wife, and you're looking for a girlfriend, shameless!" Wenwen raised her little hand, as if she wanted to give it to me again, "Since you can betray your wife, then you treat me like that...... What do you mean? It's not that you dislike me? Hypocrisy!"
I grabbed Wenwen's wrist and said with a wry smile: "Can you let people finish talking before beating someone?
I told Wenwen about how I met Liu Ruoxi, how I lived together, and how I disguised myself as a couple, and then asked rhetorically: "If Liu Ruoxi is really my girlfriend, can I leave her in the ward on Chinese New Year's Eve?"
Wenwen blushed and was silent for a long time, I was about to say something, when a landslide and tsunami-like cheers suddenly erupted outside the window, and the New Year was coming soon. I turned on the TV, and as soon as the bell rang, thousands of balloons flew into the New Year's sky along with music and lights.
"With the balloon flying into the sky, all the troubles of the old year have flown away, no matter how dangerous the front is, no matter how unbearable the back is, the new year is beckoning to you every year...... "The host on TV said better than sang.
I hugged Wenwen and said with a smile, "Happy New Year!"
"Happy New Year...... Wenwen looked at me a little embarrassed and asked, "I'm sorry......! Does it still hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt!" I smiled, "It's a kiss, I'll treat it as if you kissed me......!"
Wenwen suddenly hugged my neck and kissed me on the face, "I like you!"
"I ......" I froze in a daze, this one was more difficult for me to resist than that slap.
Wenwen seemed to have let go of her burden, and said calmly: "You have a wife, there is no possibility between us, so I dare to tell you." The saddest story in the world is not that the person I like doesn't like me, but that person doesn't know my heart. Now that you know, I won't have any more regrets. ”
What Wenwen said was both emotional and reasonable, and I was speechless.
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It's really a cool thing to have someone like it, and it feels even more ...... to wake up in a beautiful room that likes you You know. Although I didn't do anything, a hug was enough to make this New Year's Eve a lot warmer.
Wenwen curled up quietly beside her like a sleeping kitten, and I left her room lightly...... Quietly I went, just as I came quietly, I waved my sleeves and did not take away a cloud...... I never thought I could withstand the temptation so much, and I couldn't help but praise myself fiercely.
Sun Junwei didn't dare to make a wrong idea anymore, Wenwen said that after her brother graduated in the summer, he would change careers and not work at KTV. There is still half a year, and she should be able to find a good job by then.
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"Why is the Dao Monarch's Nether Realm getting longer and last every time?" Wei Chigong took out a sweet cone in one bite, and then asked, "It took more than a year to turn around this time, did you encounter any trouble?"
Now that the funds are tight, I don't dare to spend money to bring good food and drink to the gods, so this time I brought some ice cream for the gods to taste fresh. This pill gourd is really a treasure, what the thing looks like when you put it in, it is still exactly the same when you take it out, and the ice cream is as if it has just been taken out of the freezer.
Zhuge Liang waved his goose feather fan and said with a smile: "In my opinion, Daojun is going more and more smoothly every time, the affairs are getting busier and busier, and of course more and more time is needed." ”
It is worthy of being a living Zhuge who is as wise as a god, and his IQ completely crushes the foodie Wei Chi Gong. I briefly reported the situation: "Tianyiguan is that the reconstruction has been completed, the movie has been filmed, and the kidney has been reinstalled, and the harvest is still good on this trip." ”
The gods congratulated one after another. Hua Tuo, Zhang Zhongjing and others stepped forward and stared straight at my waist, "Can you really put it back on?
"There are so many incredible things. What do you think I've brought with me?" I smiled and sold off.
The immortals' eyes lit up, staring eagerly at the gourd necklace around my neck, and shaking their heads vigorously.
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......The roar of the motor sounded, and the light bulb lit up.
"Wow!" the gods exclaimed in unison, although they had seen the lights in the movie, the effect they saw with their own eyes was still very shocking. Yu Chigong blew wildly, "Sure enough, the wind can't be extinguished, the lights don't flicker, it's amazing!" After speaking, he picked up a cup of tea and was about to splash it.
Wang Yangming grabbed him, "Water can conduct electricity, but you can't mess around." ”
"What Wang Yangming said is very right!" I nodded approvingly, "These are indoor electrical appliances, which have not been waterproofed, so you must be careful in the future." ”
"Daojun doesn't have to worry. Tai Bai Xing said with a smile: "When the Thunder Male and Electric Mother is still there, their thunder and lightning power is much stronger than ordinary household current, and we and other immortals may not be afraid." ”
I rolled my eyes, "I know that you immortals have thick skin and thick flesh, and they are not afraid of lightning and thunder." I'm telling you to be careful not to break the equipment. ”
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