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Belch...... Maybe I'm too self-inflicted, Chang'e Fairy has been an immortal for thousands of years, can she secretly feel affection at every turn like ordinary people and then promise her to be a god? Maybe she just thinks of me as a confidant and friend who has a common language in music.

Don't think too much, don't think too much, there is nothing in the world, and mediocrity disturbs itself.

I laughed self-deprecatingly, raised my head and drained the wine in the glass, and got up and said, "I came back in a hurry this time, I didn't bring any treasures back, so let's put on a movie starring me for everyone to enjoy." ”

"Okay, good! The movie starring Daojun himself, then we must enjoy it. The immortals applauded loudly, and rushed to the Heavenly Court Theater with Chang'e and me.

"Dark War" is still in post-production, so the Heavenly Court Theater is showing "Blind City".

it! it!

I cursed three times in my heart, how could I forget that this movie has my chicken and poultry scene......? The dignified Dao Jun actually openly performed in front of a group of old antique immortals...... There are also mandarin ducks playing in the water...... What the hell is this...... Lao Tzu's reputation in the first life has been ruined, ahh

I pretended to be calm and secretly glanced at Chang'e beside me...... Chang'e's face was like a peach blossom, and she looked down at her ten fingers intertwined......

You can't drink too much wine...... Forget about drunken gaffes and drunken promiscuity, I'm tantamount to running naked after drinking...... I really want to dig a hole and escape through the heavens......

Fortunately, there are only two or three scenes of my chicken and poultry scenes in this play, and if I play the role of Zhang Jiahui, it will be even worse. The movie is put to the back, and the plot begins to become gloomy and heavy. Chang'e also returned to normal, and gradually attracted by the plot, I finally don't have to be so embarrassed.

"It's all my fault, I ruined you and myself......" Liu Ruoxi muttered this sentence over and over again in despair.

I didn't make a sound, I didn't move, I fell on the bed like a dead man.

A dead man, a blind man, and a madman tell the camera a joyful tragedy in this gorgeous room, but the story doesn't end there.

Liu Ruoxi was silent, and looked at Zhang Jiahui and me in the pool of blood repeatedly, with a fickle look on her face. Finally, she slowly crawled over, took the baton from my hand, shivered and carefully wiped my fingerprints with the sheets, and shook it a few more times.

"Hey...... I'm going to call the police, I've killed someone......" Liu Ruoxi hung up the phone, stretched out her cold hand and touched my face, "In the next life, I hope I won't see you again......"

After saying the last sentence, Liu Ruoxi got up and got out of bed, stood on the windowsill, and jumped into the ......

After the movie ended, the gods all sat silently, and no one spoke.

What's going on? I'm wondering.

Li Bai suddenly stood up and cheered loudly: "There are thousands of mansions in Ande, and the poor people in the world are happy! Daojun's movie is very realistic and shocking, and the acting is good!"

The theater suddenly applauded, and all the immortals applauded:

"Zhumen's wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road. Du Fu sighed and said: "I can't imagine that although the technology in the world has been so developed, the people of Li are still very bitter......

"Yes, no matter which dynasty or country, the world of difference between the rich and the poor has never changed, and the real equality will only wait until the day when communism-proletarianism-ism is realized. "Uh...... Lao Tzu, are you going to devote yourself to the cause of communism, industry, and righteousness......

"Also, Daojun's emotional drama is ...... Tut-tut, it's really exciting. As soon as Lu Dongbin, who was unruly and unruly in the game, he tilted the solemn communist-industrial-socialist topic to the affairs of men and women.

"Ahem!" I had to stand up to save my image, "First, the filming is all fake and acted; second, the movie tells the story of the protagonist, not mine; third, as an actor, sacrifice for art, that is a necessary professionalism, don't make a fuss." Understood?"

"I understand, I understand, even if Daojun performs a live-spring palace one day, I won't make a fuss. Li Bai staggered and half-squinted drunken eyes. The customs of the Tang Dynasty seem to be known for their enthusiasm and unrestrainedness, and they are not as feudal and conservative as the Ming and Qing dynasties.

"Daojun!" Guan Hanqing walked up to me and bowed, "Modern movies are much stronger than Yuanqu, I would like to worship Daojun as a teacher, learn the way of film, and hope that Daojun will not hesitate to give advice." ”

Who is Guan Hanqing? The founder of Yuanqu, the head of the "Four Masters of Yuanqu", was named the saint of Qu. Relying on the advantages of modern cash concepts to pretend-pretend-force in front of him, it would be a bit unknowable to take him as an apprentice.

I laughed, "It's okay to communicate with each other, but you don't have to apprentice." If you are interested, you can refer to it together, anyway, I promised Ying Long to make a biographical film for him. Let's start a movie interest group first, who else wants to sign up?"

"I'm signing up!"

"Count me in!"

"And me!"

"Daojun, do you think I can succeed?"

In addition to Guan Hanqing and Li Bai, Wang Xizhi, Wu Daozi, Lu Dongbin, Zhuge Liang, Wei Chigong and other people are also very active, and even Chang'e, Qingxia, and Zixia have also signed up.

If one day, shoot a chicken-poultry-play with Chang'e...... I can't imagine that picture......

"This is a treasure book in this house, so I'll give it to you. I took out the book "Self-cultivation of an Actor" that has been with me all the year round and handed it to Guan Hanqing, "Next time I come back, I will bring you some materials and equipment." You try to write a script first, and then practice the basics of acting in front of the mirror if you have nothing to do. ”

Kwan Hanqing took the book with both hands like a treasure and circulated it to the students of the film interest group.

There was a commotion in the theater, and Li Shizhen and his entourage hurriedly walked in and said, "Daojun, it's done!"

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Ah......h

Li Shizhen and the others lived up to my expectations, and with a drop of divine dragon essence blood, they refined ninety-nine copies of the Nine Turns Spirit Pill that was "mixed with water". However, although the dragon's blood was diluted eleven times, the medicinal effect was retained by thirty percent. The medicine fairy is worthy of being a medicine fairy, and he is only afraid to understand the medicinal properties of various medicinal materials to his wife's carcass, so that he can achieve the most extreme medicinal effect with the most reasonable dosage ratio.

I don't know if the effect of these 30% drugs is enough to deal with terminal diseases such as cancer? I have to quickly find Bai Chengen to do an experiment.

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