Chapter 84: Romance of the Three Kingdoms
When Liu Anan saw his grandson, he looked disgusted and said, "Get out, who will be your wife." ”
Ye Liuli saw that this person was stupid, and also smiled: "Fool, you still expect to ask for a daughter-in-law like this." ”
"I call my grandson, not a fool. The grandson said seriously, making the three girls hide their faces and laugh, and seeing that Zhang Biyun did not speak, the smile was even more beautiful, thinking that she should be willing to be his wife, he was overjoyed, and said: "This girl, hehe, are you willing to be my wife?"
Zhang Biyun hurriedly shook his hand and said, "No, no, this eldest brother, you misunderstood, my father said that I must never marry outside." ”
"It's not up to you. Confucius shouted, saying that he had floated over, and after a few snorts, he stopped Zhang Biyun and the other three, and then said: "Zhuangzi, quickly, it's all poured in." ”
Liu Anan and the other three were shocked, and said in their hearts what they were going to do. Master Hua Lin saw that Confucius was elegant, and he clicked on the three girls with a snap of his fingers, and now he saw that he wanted to harm the three of them, and immediately stepped forward and said: "This benefactor is extraordinary, and the old man admires it, but since ancient times, the marriage has been determined by heaven, and I hope that Your Excellency will raise your noble hand and let go of these three female donors." ”
"Bald donkey, how old are you!" Confucius shouted, and as he spoke, he stretched out his hand to push Master Hua Lin away, but he didn't move, and he was as steady as Mount Tai, and he was shocked, and said, "Hey! As he spoke, he turned his right hand into a claw posture and took the throat of Hua Lone.
Seeing that this person was ruthless, Master Hua Lin immediately raised his palm to block it, but the other party made a false move, and then his hand changed sharply, instantly forming a finger gesture, and hitting more than ten big points in front of him, both accurate and fast. Hua Lin hurriedly waved his palm down, dissolving all his fingerings, no matter how Confucius's fingers drifted, they were always under his palm.
Confucius looked horrified, and said in his heart that he had not seen outsiders set foot in this valley of lost hearts for thirty years, but he didn't expect that all of them were good at martial arts. Seeing that this monk was flying, he couldn't take advantage of him, and he didn't advance or retreat for a while. At this time, Zhuangzi on the side saw that her husband couldn't attack for a long time, so he decisively secretly pointed out from behind him and stopped Master Hua Lone. When Confucius saw this, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly added two fingers to prevent him from solving the acupoints by himself.
The nympho saw that the senior brother was pointed, and he was also quite frightened, and wanted to step forward to solve the acupoint, but before he touched Hua Lone's body, he saw the old man in cloth pointing in the air, and immediately his chest was numb, and he couldn't move.
"Volley?" Ding Yiqiu blurted out in amazement, saying in his heart that this skill is impossible to prevent, many people are controlled at the moment, and only Zhang Sanfeng and himself are left, I am afraid that it will be difficult to win, and it is better to flee quickly if I take advantage of the fact that my mind is not lost. I didn't know that I was about to use light skills to escape, but I was stopped by a finger.
Zhang Sanfeng saw that the enemy was outnumbered, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I'll come by myself, don't work for the two!" said that, he pointed two fingers and stopped himself. Confucius nodded contentedly and said to his wife: "Zhuangzi, quick, feed these three girls to drink 'heartless water'." ”
After hearing this, Master Hua Lin realized that the loss of mind was caused by drinking this "lost heart water". Ding Yiqiu also immediately woke up, it turned out that this ghost gate circle didn't drink this heartless water at all, and it was because of the previous plan to let the three girls leave, because he knew that the valley master would force them to be his daughters-in-law. He also deliberately misled himself into the courtyard and lost his mind, which was really hateful, and shouted: "Ghost door circle, don't pretend to be confused anymore, in fact, you have never lost your memory at all." ”
Immediately, Master Hua Lin and the others also understood, Yuan Quan saw that the matter had come to this point, and there was no need to pretend to be any longer, so he immediately leaned over and scooped up the "lost heart" and walked in front of Ding Yiqiu. Ding Yiqiu was shocked and shouted, "What do you want to do?"
"You're too tired, I'll help you get rid of it!" he said, holding Ding Yiqiu's cheeks with one hand and pouring water into it with the other. Then Yuan Quan walked to the side, expecting that he was going to recite a spell, so he decisively lit his dumb hole first, and then poured a sip of water just like he did with Ding Yiqiu. Seeing that he was indignant, he said, "What a offense!" At this time, Yuan Quan saw that Master Hua Lin was secretly operating his true qi, presumably to break through the hemp acupoint, and immediately stepped forward to make up two fingers, and then poured him down. Seeing this, Jin Luo and the others clapped their hands and applauded, not knowing that they were also coming over like this.
Liu An'an and other three daughters were also poured into the "heartless water" by Zhuangzi one after another, so that only Zhang Sanfeng was left among the seven people who did not drink, Yuan Quan had no grievances with Zhang Sanfeng, and he read that he had spoken out to help him many times, so he did not plan to pour him. Unexpectedly, Zhang Sanfeng said: "Hey, Yuan Shaoxia, let Poor Dao also taste what this thing tastes like." ”
Yuan Quan was taken aback, but the effect of the "lost heart" in the heart was only three days, and it was enough to fulfill him, so he immediately stretched out his finger a little, solved the acupoint for Zhang Sanfeng, and then handed him the water scoop. Zhang Sanfeng's face was rare, and he took the water scoop and looked at it for a moment, and then drank it all. Then, the six of them fainted one after another, but Zhang Biyun was fine, Confucius was shocked, and said, "Hey, girl, you poured it first, why are you okay?"
"I don't know, maybe I've studied the "Washing the Myelin Sutra" since I was a child, and I have long been free from poison. I'm sorry, old uncle!" said Zhang Biyun with an apologetic face.
"Washing the marrow Sutra?" Confucius naturally didn't know what this "Washing the Marrow Sutra" was, but since the "Lost Heart Water" was ineffective for this girl, he couldn't expect her to marry his son, so he instantly lost interest in Zhang Biyun and no longer paid attention to it. Then leaned over to relieve Liu An'an and Ye Liuli, and after a while, the two woke up.
Liu An'an woke up dimly, only to feel that there was nothing in his mind, as if he had been hollowed out, and saw many pairs of eyes looking at him, so he asked: "Who are you?" Then he got up and looked at the surrounding scenery, as if he was in a different world, and said: "Where is this?" and then found that he didn't even know who he was, and there was an indescribable fear in his heart, and he muttered: "Who am I?" but there was no answer.
When Confucius saw that the opportunity had come, he took out a book, turned a few pages, and stepped forward and said, "Child, your name is Diao Chan, and you are my daughter-in-law." ”
"Diao Chan?daughter-in-law?" Liu An'an looked puzzled.
Confucius smiled and said yes, then pointed to his grandson and said, "Now, this is my son, that is, your husband." ”
Liu An'an looked at it and saw a shirtless man with a meaty face smiling at him, almost unable to cry, and said, "Don't, I don't want him to be my husband." ”
Zhuangzi said: "Girl, don't look at my son's real appearance, in fact, he is clever and skilled, you see those bacon, he came from the nearby mountains and forests." As he spoke, he pointed to the bacon on the paper window of the wooden house. The grandson's self-esteem was frustrated and disheartened, but when his mother said this, he was full of confidence and smiled happily.
Liu Anan pouted and said, "Don't, be his wife, I might as well die." So saying, he walked towards the hut.
At this time, Ye Liuli woke up, and asked with a blank face where this is and who he is, Confucius saw that there was only a single seedling left, and immediately took out a book to find a good name, but saw Yuan Quan step forward and said: "Girl, your name is Xiao Qiao." ”
"Xiao Qiao?" When Ye Liuli heard it, she felt that this name was not bad, and she was happy, and said, "Who are you, where is this?"
Confucius was afraid that Yuan Quan would be disturbed, and wanted to steal the words, but he was still not as fast as him, only to hear Yuan Quan say again: "I am your brother, these two are your future father-in-law and mother-in-law!" When the second elder heard it, he said yes in a row.
After hearing this, Ye Liuli hurriedly bowed to Confucius and said, "Good father-in-law, good mother-in-law!"
Confucius and Zhuangzi saw that someone was finally willing to call their in-laws, and they were so excited that they had tears and snot, and they were even more convinced that Yuan Quan's words would be half of the good thing. Yuan Quan knew that in order to continue the incense, he had to find a girl to stay, and now as long as he persuaded Ye Liuli to marry this shirtless man, they would presumably let Yan Xi and Liu An'an go, so he said: "Sister, come, meet your husband." As he spoke, he pulled Ye Liuli in front of his grandson.
"Husband?" Ye Liuli was excited and curious, looking forward to what her other half would look like, at this time, her grandson's obedient fat face appeared in front of her, and she couldn't help but take a few steps back and said, "This, who is this person?"
Yuan Quan's face was solemn, and he said, "He is your husband!"
When Ye Liuli heard this, it was like a thunderbolt from the sky, and she shook her head again and again: "Brother, don't, I don't want to marry him." ”
Yuan Quan had expected that she would not follow, pointed to the bacon on the paper window of the wooden house, and said, "What do you think is that?"
Ye Liuli looked at it and said, "It's bacon." ”
Yuan Quan's face was straight and said: "There were two girls who refused to be his wife like you, and as a result, they were made into bacon and hung there. ”
When Ye Liuli heard this, she couldn't help but gasp and said, "Let me think about it again, think about it again."