Chapter 80: A Clever Monkey
A pair of furry front paws grabbed the edge of the altar, grinning at Yun Yi with a low roar, as if telling Yun Yi that this was its territory, and Yun Yi should get out of here!
"Hey, you monkey, you don't have a small temper! scare me, right?" Yun Yi was amused by its appearance. This little guy is just a food protector!
However, the next moment, Yun Yi couldn't laugh.
The little monkey who roared in a low voice, his dark red crystal eyes slowly turned red, and his whole body seemed to be on fire.
Yun Yi, who realized that something was wrong, was about to retreat cautiously, but saw that the little monkey turned into a fiery red afterimage and disappeared instantly.
"What a speed!" Yun Yi's complexion, whose eyes shrunk, changed greatly, and then he only felt a fiery aura approaching, and almost reflexively clenched his fist, and the fist that exuded a fiery fist smashed forward.
With a muffled sound, a fiery red afterimage flew out upside down, smashed on the wall and rolled over and landed on the stone bed, it was the little monkey. The little monkey with an even lower roar in his mouth, his eyes looked at Yun Yi as if they were on fire, and his whole body seemed to have a flame rising and disappearing, and when it rose again, the flame was already even hotter.
Yun Yi, who gasped, looked at the bloody scratch marks on his arm, felt the hot pain at the scratches, and couldn't help but be secretly shocked in his heart: "What a powerful little monkey." Why is it so painful and numb? No, the arm is hot and numb, is this little monkey's paw poisonous?"
The little monkey that bared its teeth and roared in a low voice turned into a fiery red afterimage and headed towards Yunyi.
Yun Yi, who was prepared at this time, dodged and dodged when he made a mistake.
The fiery red afterimage of the little monkey was also extremely flexible, and it suddenly borrowed its strength on the wall, whizzed and spun and continued to chase and kill Yunyi.
"Stinky monkey, you haven't played anymore, do you? You really think I'm afraid of you?" Yun Yi, who scolded in a low voice, suddenly turned around flexibly to meet the fiery red afterimage, and his fists instantly struck out like arrows from a bow. In the blink of an eye, the little monkey was hit by Yun Yi's body one after another with several punches.
A sip of wine spat out of the little monkey's mouth as it flew out upside down, directly into Yun Yi's face.
"Damn, can't you beat and still come to spit?" Yun Yi, who screamed strangely, then hurriedly flashed back with his eyes slightly widened.
At the same time, Huhu's sip of wine suddenly burst into flames.
Fortunately, Yun Yi dodged quickly, otherwise even if he didn't become an African native, his eyebrows, hair and upper body clothes would be finished.
With a muffled sound, he fell on the stone bed and planted a sturdy buttocks squat, and Yun Yi, who was grinning and about to get up, saw the little monkey with slightly dull fiery red fluff jumping up to him fiercely, like a mad dog scratching and scratching and biting in his arms.
"I said you're getting too hard, right? Believe it or not, I'll strangle you?" both hands hurriedly grabbed Yun Yi, who grabbed one of the little monkey's front paws towards its little neck, and couldn't help but say viciously.
The little monkey that grinned and glared at Yun Yi fiercely, and a pair of hind paws continued to scratch at Yun Yi's chest.
Although Yun Yi's feet fluttered up the wall, and the whole person seemed to be hanging above the stone bed, the pair of hind paws of the little monkey still followed tightly and grabbed Yun Yi's chest.
"Hiss, you catch me Mimi" Yun Yi, who screamed strangely, couldn't help but stiffen and fell down, just crushing the little monkey under him. Not to mention, this mat is pretty good, soft and hot, but a little smaller. Damn, what was I thinking?
The current situation is that although Yunyi restrained the little monkey, Mimi was in the other party's hands, oh no, it was in the foot. One person and one waits to confront each other, and for a while it is wise to choose not to move the enemy, and I will not move.
The little monkey grinned at Yunyi, his mouth bulging, as if he wanted to spit out something.
"What's the matter, you still want to spit wine and spit fire?" Yun Yi couldn't help but be vigilant when he saw this.
The little monkey burped suddenly, and suddenly let out a breath in his mouth, and only some wine spurted out.
Yun Yi almost laughed out loud when he saw it, yes, there is no goods in his stomach, right?
However, as soon as the smile on the corner of Yun Yi's mouth bloomed, it froze instantly, and at the same time, his head suddenly turned to the side.
The breath of wine turned into a fire, and it was gone, but it was really scary.
"Little one, scare me, don't you?" Spit on, you think you're the only one who will?
The little monkey's face twitched like a cramp when his eyelashes fluttered, and then he spat out a mouthful of spit on his cheek as he imitated Yun Yi.
Yun Yi, whose eyes were slightly closed, only felt that the saliva was like hot oil, and his cheeks were hot and painful. This made Yun Yi realize a truth, people and animals should get along with each other, and they must be more civilized. If you are uncivilized with it, it will make you understand what real incivility is.
Yun Yi, whose face twitched, couldn't help but stare at the little monkey and roared: "Stinky monkey, do you believe that I really strangled you?"
Feeling the more intense pain coming from his chest, and seeing the little monkey staring at him as if it had a flash of fire, Yun Yi saw a strong smell of threat in its eyes.
"Ah, am I dazzled, a monkey will threaten people with his eyes?" Yun Yi slandered in his heart.
Yun Yi, whose eyes flashed, was a negotiation posture and said: "Stinky monkey, you attacked me first, and I don't have any ill intentions towards you." The two of us don't have any deep grudges, can we use such an undying grudge? In this way, let's let go together, it's me who lets go and you let go, okay?"
Yun Yi as he spoke, and gave some strength in his hand. To Yun Yi's surprise, the little monkey's hindpaws clutching his chest were also slightly loosened.
"Damn, this little monkey can still understand human speech, what a demon!" Yun Yi, who was shocked in his heart, said busily: "Cough that, I said one, two, three, let's let go together!"
As soon as the words fell, Yun Yi suddenly let go of the little monkey and jumped up.
Yun Yi, who had just jumped up and leaned against the wall, couldn't help but gasp.
Yun Yi, who looked down, saw that the little monkey still grabbed a pair of hind paws on his chest, put a pair of front paws on the back of his shoulders, and looked at himself with a slight grin at the corner of his mouth, as if swinging a few times.
When Yun Yi was annoyed and angry, this guy didn't keep his promise and punched to fight, he suddenly jumped up with his strength, and landed on the wine jar on the wooden frame on the side, a pair of hind paws stepped on the edge of the altar, and a pair of front paws on the chest, quite a bit of the taste of the only place here.
"You dead monkey!" Yun Yi, who was clutching his chest and twitching the corners of his mouth, couldn't help but scold.
The little monkey seemed to understand Yun Yi's words, and immediately bared his teeth at him again.
Seeing that the little monkey's body was slightly lowered and he was about to jump up and fight, Yun Yi couldn't help but hurriedly say: "Stop! Brother Monkey, Uncle Hou, are you amazing, right?"
When the little monkey saw this, he scratched his ears and cheeks and grinned on the wine jar.
"Oh my God, you're so smart, does your master know?" Yun Yi was completely speechless when he saw this.
"Yes!" the slightly hoarse old voice sounded, and the drunkard, dressed in sackcloth and with white hair, had slowly walked down the stairs not far away.
"Squeak" turned his head to look at the drunkard's little monkey and couldn't help but scream flatteringly, looking a little scared.
"Drunken senior!" Yun Yi couldn't help but scratch his head in embarrassment when he saw the drunkard.
The drunkard who glanced at Yunyi looked indifferent: "Why are you here with me, do you want to drink?"
"Uh" Yun Yi, who was slightly stunned, couldn't help but hurriedly crawl down the pole and said, "Yes, yes, I came here smelling wine." ”
The noncommittal drunkard came directly to the big wine jar occupied by the little monkey, and picked up an empty wine jar on the side under the reluctant but unstoppable gaze of the little monkey, and grabbed it with a thin palm, and suddenly a stream of wine shot out from the big wine jar and flowed into the empty wine jar, and the rich aroma of wine spread out, quickly filling the entire basement.
"Take it! This is called hot wine, the wine is not small, don't drink too much at once, be careful of getting drunk," the drunkard who handed the jar of wine to Yunyi also gave a special advice.
Yun Yi, who took it in a daze, couldn't help muttering in his heart, I said that if you want to drink, you will always believe it?
"The wine was also given to you, is there anything else?" the drunkard looked at Yun Yi and asked indifferently.
Yes, you always have to pretend to be confused, then I'll accompany you to pretend to be confused. Anyway, this wine knows that it is a good wine just by smelling the wine, and I don't suffer any loss.
"It's nothing," Yun Yi, who said with a smile, left with a jar of wine.
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