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Passing through the Tianyi Hall, Liu Laodao continued to be his tour guide, "This is the prayer hall in front, and the left and right are the dojos, all of which are prepared for the worship ceremony of the blessing preaching in the future." ”

"Not bad. I bowed my head slightly and went to the last floor.

With a sincere smile, Liu Laodao stretched out his hand and pointed to the plaques on the three main houses in front of him, "Daojun, please see, this cupola residence is Daojun's residence, and in the middle is the living room, and the left and right are bedrooms and study. "Push the door and go in to see, the antique life looks like the place where the dignitaries lived in the feudal era, and the B level is very high.

Liu Laodao asked earnestly, "Daojun, are you still satisfied?"

I said indifferently: "It's okay, although it's not as good as my Vermilion Bird Palace in Heavenly Court, but it's still fresh and elegant, and you can be regarded as having a heart." "Although Suzaku Palace is a little leaky, it was once brilliant......

"It's good if Daojun is not too shabby...... Liu Laodao wiped his sweat, turned around and said: "There are east and west wings on the left and right, and I live in the middle of the east side, so I can wait for Daojun's dispatch at any time." ”

I followed Liu Laodao's words and said, "Very good, this seat will give you an errand now." ”

Liu Laodao patted his chest and said unashamedly, "Although the Daojun commands, Lao Dao, I will go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire......"

I waved my hand to interrupt him, "You don't need to go up the sword mountain, and you don't need to go down to the sea of fire." Go and bring a hundred thousand believers to this seat. ”

"Daojun said and laughed, hehe......" Liu Lao laughed dryly, not daring to say more.

"I'm not kidding you, this Nether is here to establish a religion and preach, you know that. I straightened up and said, "Now there is not a single believer, and you can preach a chicken feather?"

"Yes, yes, what Daojun said is ......" Liu Laodao then complained: "But I have been staying here all these days, and no one has entered the door, and I have no way." ”

"Hmph, you nest here every day, will 100,000 people fall from the sky to beg you to preach to them? I know that you are a little slippery head, and you are unwilling to work hard without benefit or pressure. I then said solemnly: "Liu Yishou, this seat now appoints you as the master of Tianyi Guanguan, and Tianyi Sect is in charge. ”

"Viewer, Master?" Liu Laodao was so shocked that his mouth couldn't close, "...... you, that Dao Jun?"

"Me?" was paralyzed for a while, and quickly sealed the position of head of the sect to Liu Yishou...... How should I deal with myself now? There seems to be no place above the master......

Liu Laodao's brain turned quickly, and he came up with a name in a few minutes: "You are the Heavenly Court Dao Monarch, below the Heavenly Venerable, above the immortals! After speaking, Old Daoist Liu shook to the ground, "Tianyi Sect leader Liu Yishou pays a visit to Dao Ancestor!"

I laughed and gave a handful, "Liu Zhangjiao, please get up quickly." ”

"Thank you Daozu!" Liu Laodao straightened his waist with a smile.

A light pole Daozu and a light pole master taught a two-person turn, but unfortunately there was no audience, and it was not very interesting. The benefits have also been given, and then I have to put some pressure on me, "Liu Zhangjiao's name is now correct and his words are smooth, and the next thing depends on your ability." You have to think of a way to make this popularity popular and light up the incense of Tianyiguan. Otherwise, I won't be able to pay the errand to the top, and you won't be able to escape the blame, understand?"

"Understood!" Liu Laodao paused for a moment, and then said: "Actually, I have been thinking about it these days and thinking of some methods, but I feel that it has no effect. Nowadays, people are thieves and thieves, and if they don't give some sweetness, it's not so easy to get on the road. ”

What Liu Laodao said is indeed reasonable, people nowadays only care about real life, who cares about what happens after death? Thousands of years ago, the old-fashioned method of painting cakes and preaching is no longer effective, and the teachings in our "Tianyi Canon" originally did not talk about reincarnation and only about karma in the afterlife.

To put it bluntly, don't you just ask for money? The emperor is not a hungry soldier, and I can't expect Liu Laodao to empty the white wolf, "I'll give you a million first, and you can use it as you like." As long as the results are good, money is not an issue. If it doesn't work well......"

"Daojun, please rest assured, if this million flowers go down, you can't light the incense that you see on this day, Lao Dao, I will screw off my head and give you the night pot!"

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One million was smashed to Cao Xiangdong, one million was smashed to Xie Mingyuan, and one million was smashed to Liu Laodao, and I myself was left with a poor ten or two hundred thousand. No, we have to get some money......

Among the people I know, Zhu Yunren, a rich man, happened to take advantage of the New Year's Day (that is, New Year's Day) to go to the door to fight the autumn breeze, and by the way, I asked how the last batch of calligraphy and paintings were sold.

Old Man Zhu greeted me affectionately into the door, unceremoniously took the jar of peach blossom fairy brew in my hand, and said repeatedly: "Xiaotian, why haven't you come to sit at home for so long? ”

I'm not your Zhu family's uncle, it's strange to miss me! I silently spit out, but I replied: "Didn't you shoot a movie in Hengdian a while ago? I've just finished filming, so I'm coming to see you, aren't I?"

Zhu Yunren beckoned me to sit down, instructed the servant to serve tea, and then said, "Oh, you young people are busier than the other now, and Wenxuan and their father and daughter have been busy with the case and haven't come back to see me." You call her and ask her to come back and have dinner together. ”

Does this old man Zhu really treat me as their aunt, let me call her back for dinner, what does this mean...... I still made a phone call, and Zhu Wenxuan's voice was very explosive: "How can I have time to go home for dinner now! The entire police force is working overtime, I haven't taken a shower for several days, and what kind of New Year's Day is there!"

I asked, "So busy, is the case not going well?"

"It's not just that it's not going well, it's going crazy!" Zhu Wenxuan vomited bitterness: "Do you remember the tooth fairy I told you last time? After that, seven or eight people died one after another. ”

"Seven or eight?" I was very surprised, "This tooth fairy is too crazy, killing people is like mowing grass......"

In fact, these were basically not done by the tooth fairy himself, but because he became the focus of the police investigation, it caused criminals to imitate it. Now as long as it is a homicide, the suspect has to compete for the name of the tooth fairy. Three Tooth Immortals have been caught this month, all of them are imposters. After Zhu Wenxuan finished talking about this in one breath, she hurriedly hung up the phone.

The policeman's bowl of rice is not delicious...... I had no choice but to have dinner with Zhu Yunren alone. Zhu Yunren's interest today is not high. People, when I am older, I especially like the lively atmosphere of the house full of children and grandchildren, this big holiday, I am an outsider to accompany him to eat, how is it not like that.

Anyway, I wasn't afraid of ruining the atmosphere, so I simply asked about the calligraphy and painting.

"Originally, I wanted to buy it all and collect it as before. Zhu Yunren put down his chopsticks and said: "Later, I thought about it: Wang Xizhi and Wu Daozi were not famous during their lifetimes, and all the works that have been circulated in the world have been collected by me privately, and it is rare for the world to see them...... It's too selfish for me to do this, and I'm ashamed of the two masters in the heavenly spirits. Therefore, I plan to keep the two works of one character and one painting, and the rest will be auctioned off through the exhibition. What do you think, Xiaotian?

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