Chapter 358, Main Business and Part-time Job
However, the girl obviously didn't introduce her plans first, she was waiting for Jiang Xiaozhu's answer.
"I am. ”
Look at how old she is, sixteen, or seventeen, but she's so well developed!
He is tall and peachy, with a light body and a lively and lovely demeanor. The black hair is like lacquer, the skin is like jade, the beautiful eyes are looking forward to it, and there is an indescribable charm between a smile and a smile. She is like a budding rose, beautiful but not demonic, glamorous but not vulgar, charming and incomparable.
In the face of such a beautiful girl, even if it is not, he has to try to answer "yes".
When the girl heard this, she withdrew her hands that restrained Jiang Xiaozhu and said, "Are you sumo?"
Poof! Just Jiang Xiaozhu's big fat meat, can it be called strong?
However, in Japan, sumo wrestling is an elegant business, and professional sumo wrestlers are called "wrestlers", who are tall and fat, with large shoulders and round waists, and walk with a majestic style.
Of course, there are also people who say that they are round and round, and they are cute when they walk during the race.
After listening to her words, Jiang Xiaozhu, who was still a little reluctant to leave her little hand, became happy again. Jiang Xiaozhu obviously understands the status of sumo in Japan, and if you think about himself, he is also fat and fat. So, in order to express himself, he didn't say anything about it: "Yes, I'm sumo." ”
"Great! I hate skinny boys the most. She asked Jiang Xiaozhu, "What level are you?"
Jiang Xiaozhu was even happier. Jiang Xiaozhu's courtship career has always failed, in addition to the fact that he often disappears, his body shape has definitely lost a lot of points.
It's not that he hasn't lost weight, but there is a kind of person who grows meat when he drinks cold water, and Jiang Xiaozhu is undoubtedly like this. He wasn't so fat before, but he took too many diet pills to get so fat.
It's not easy for such a fat person to find a wife.
However, the little girl he met tonight suddenly opened a new path of courtship for him. Not at home. You can go abroad!
Especially in Japan, people like fat people (sumo). And that's an advantage. No way.
Jiang Xiaozhu said proudly for his advantage: "I am Yokozuna." ”
Seeing that the girl was stunned, he quickly changed his words and said, "No, I mean I'm aiming at Yokozuna." ”
Sumo wrestlers are divided into sections, the highest stage is yokozuna, and there are no more than 4 a year. The second is the Oki, where Yokozuna and Oseki can maintain their original rank even if they lose in one venue, but lose two games in a row. Daseki was demoted, and Yokozuna was retired. Then followed by the ribs, the summary, the flat curtain and the ten taels of ranks, more than ten taels are called wrestlers, become professional sumo wrestlers, and have a lot of salary income. The other four levels of sumo wrestling are: the preliminary round of new disciples is set as the prelude, and the later ones are set as the second dan of the preface, the third dan of the preface, and the shokushita, all of which belong to the students and are not paid. Their promotions are based on their results. Lux hair can be combed into a ginkgo knot, and only a T-shaped hair can be combed below the curtain. Sumo wrestlers live a strictly hierarchical life, and even eating, going to the toilet, and bathing are listed in a strict order according to their rank.
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There are only four yokozuna a year. Jiang Xiaozhu had to die a lot before he said to a sumo wrestler, "I'm one of those four." ”
Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough, otherwise, he would have been exposed.
"Wow! My name is Jia Meihui, I really hope I can marry you!" she was even more excited than Jiang Xiaozhu.
Hear her words. Jiang Xiaozhu is even panting, what a good girl!
"By the way, you haven't said what you're doing here?"
Jiang Xiaozhu, whose brain is congested, can't wait to complete the task immediately, and then register her for marriage. This Nizi. It's so temperamental.
"Phew!" Outside, the ghost of the pottery brother cursed.
I don't blame him for scolding, it's really the fat man who is too anxious. One didn't pay attention, and he actually held someone's hand again.
The slender jade hand fell on a pair of fat palms, which was really too dramatic.
What's even more dramatic is that the little girl was shaken by the fat man and got stuck, and not only did she not get angry, but she said, "I'm honorable, and I shook hands with the future Yokozuna." I haven't washed my hands in a year."
What a pit!
Whose girl is this? I don't know if men and women kiss each other?
Uh-she's Japanese, so I guess I don't know.
This is also the reason why the ghost of the pottery brother scolds the fat man. Because Japanese girls are not sensible, but you fat people should understand!
Facing her idol, Jia Meihui said: "I came to check on a group of Chinese people to see if they brought any dangerous goods back to China. ”
The person she said was looking at it was Shibata who escaped from the mouth of the big snake.
Shibata Nan They didn't dare to choose a formal channel to go back, but took a secret channel.
However, the secret passage is only "secret", but it does not mean convenience. On the contrary, in order for the secret passage to continue to operate, they have a well-established verification system.
In Japan, in particular, what they bring out is not only subject to censorship from the host country, but also from their own country.
Japan is an island country, and absolutely no one wants anyone to bring dangerous goods to the island, so they don't even have a place to flee.
"Check, why are you alone?" Jiang Xiaozhu asked, because she was too young.
"Look, I'm already a ninja, I can do it!" she was angry.
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
Jiang Xiaozhu didn't know that this task was actually sent to Jia Meihui's mother, she intercepted her own mother's task and sneaked out to carry out the task, so she didn't know her partner, because it was her mother's partner. So Jiang Xiaozhu is just following her.
However, as long as she says that she likes fat people, it is estimated that Jiang Xiaozhu will follow her.
"Alright, let's do it!" she said.
"Action, action. Jiang Xiaozhu agreed, but he had just picked up his backpack and thought of the pottery again, so he couldn't do it, "What should she do?" Jiang Xiaozhu pointed to the pottery on the other bed.
"She's yours?"
For a long time, the person who monitored Jiang Xiaozhu was her, except for ghosts. The footsteps Jiang Xiaozhu heard were caused by her kung fu not being at home.
"No, no, she's also a member of the organization. She just took sleeping pills and was sleeping. Jiang Xiaozhu explained.
He didn't know why, and he didn't say that pottery was his girlfriend. Probably he really took a fancy to this Japanese girl.
"Cut! It's useless. She saw the pottery in action, so she said, "She slept just right." It's a simple inspection anyway. All I need is my fat brother. ”
As she spoke, she still hugged Jiang Xiaozhu's arm, shaking and grinding.
"Good, good!"
What's so bad about that?
No, not at all! Jiang Xiaozhu is happy.
He simply took the initiative and couldn't wait to join the inspection mission of Jiameihui.
At this time, the feeling of being watched by others disappeared, and Jiang Xiaozhu's courage was simply boundless.
walked out of the room, but did not walk out of the duty room, but walked towards the room where Uncle Liu and they put the fruit.
"Are you hungry?" Jiang Xiaozhu asked.
"No, what's wrong?" she wondered.
"You're not hungry, why are you going to the place where you can eat?" Jiang Xiaozhu asked.
"I wasn't hungry, they hid inside. She said.
This is not good news.
"Don't go in, don't go in!" Brother Pottery's ghost shouted to stop him.
Is it really a good thing to walk into a room that even ghosts find scary?
I don't know if it was the previous spirit contact that made Jiang Xiaozhu hear a little sound.
"No, it's fine. This is the country, there are too many of them, and there should be no more ghosts. It is a place where you can rest in peace. Maybe the old man has some kind of kitten or dog in the room?"
However, the voice was so small that Jiang Xiaozhu thought it was some pet raised by Uncle Liu.
Is it normal to have a pet in such a place? It should be much more normal than seeing a ghost again!
Jiang Xiaozhu saw the ghost, but now the goosebumps on his body still can't help but rise, but no matter how scared he is, he can't show his cowardice in front of the little girl.
"Who!"
Just when Jiang Xiaozhu was about to reach out and pat the door, Uncle Liu's voice suddenly came from inside, which startled Jiang Xiaozhu.
Jiang Xiaozhu hurriedly said, "Uncle Liu, what are you doing, why aren't you in the duty room?"
Not long after, the door rang, Jiang Xiaozhu heard the sound of the door bolt, the old man actually plugged in the door, this time Jiang Xiaozhu was greatly insulted, and said that there was something in his room that could be worth being so careful, didn't he just want to eat his salted fish?
Jiang Xiaozhu originally wanted to see what was in the old man's room, but who knew that he only opened the door through a gap, and his thin body was almost squeezed out of the door, plus there was no light in the room, so he couldn't see anything in the dark.
However, the moment he opened the door, Jiang Xiaozhu smelled a pungent fishy smell and rushed out of the room, so that Jiang Xiaozhu was smoked and vomited.
Jiang Xiaozhuxin said that this old man's room has not been cleaned up for a long time, how can it be so stinky?
At this time, Uncle Liu had already walked out, and the moment he reflexively locked the door again, Jia Meihui suddenly got in. If you don't look at it seriously, you really think she's a ghost.
Jiang Xiaozhu opened his mouth and said in his heart: You went in?
But there was no way his little sister could answer him. Uncle Liu closed the door, and didn't find anyone entering, grinned, smiled at Jiang Xiaozhu, and said, "I cleaned the room and kept you waiting for a long time." ”
Jiang Xiaozhu rolled his eyes, and said in his heart How did the inside of this house become more smelly, and cleaning the room can't be daytime!
Jiang Xiaozhu's eyes rolled when he saw the old man talking again, and heard that Jia Meihui had come to check - he knew at a glance that he was not telling the truth.
Jiang Xiaozhu thought to himself: "Scum! It's really clever to hide the little Japanese things in the cemetery and then transport them out." It's so smart! The police won't search the cemetery. But if you're unlucky, when you find out the contraband, I won't call the police to end your smuggling den.
Obviously, Jiang Xiaozhu regards Uncle Liu and them as the main job of guarding the tomb, and the kind of person who hides and delivers things part-time. (To be continued.) )