Chapter Seventy-Seven: Trouble Down the Mountain
Huang Mengdie nodded and said, "It's just that if you don't get it, you will get to the point where you will be judged to be separated, think about it, your brothers in Hedong want to know that you escorted a girl from the Liao Kingdom back, and then went to Western Xia to save a person in the official mansion, what will they think?"
Huo Jun said: "Let's do things with a clear conscience, no matter what others think." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Huang Mengdie smiled slightly and said, "Now, you still have a bit of the Huo family's legacy, although you are ugly and stupid, but after all, you can barely be regarded as a man." I'll help you with this little thing.
When the crane did not come back, Huang Mengdie first taught Huo Jun to learn the language of birds and beasts, in fact, it is not difficult for those who know, but not for those who are difficult. For Huo Jun, learning the language of birds and beasts is like a thin layer of window paper - it can be broken when you poke it.
The language of birds is much more simple than the language of people, nothing more than some simple pronunciations such as 'jiu\', \'si\', \'er\', just like the usual dignitaries, walking birds with bird cages, occasionally whistling, and teasing birds.
It's just that they don't know the essentials, and as long as the pronunciation is accurate, everyone can communicate with birds. Huo Jun thought to himself, he used to live in vain in the Vulture Cottage, so many Vultures would not be used?
I only know how to let them eat snakes, and those vultures understand simple sign language, but if they know the language of birds like this, then those vultures can just let themselves control it in the future?
Huo Jun's eyes suddenly lit up when he thought of this, and he suddenly thought that if he arrived in Hedong, then he could let Xiao Sui directly ride his vulture to fly over Yanmen Pass and go straight to Liao.
Thinking about it again, hey, Huo Jun, Huo Jun, your brain is really stupid, if you are a person, go to Liaoguo, but the three levels are not good, then the bird doesn't have to be so troublesome, why do you have to go through the Yanmen Pass?
If you learn this bird language, you can directly find a big bird, just the size of Xiao Xuan, find a big eagle, or a big eagle, and discuss with them, so that they can send Xiao Xuan back to Liao, doesn't it save a lot of trouble?
Huo Jun was happy because he had learned this bird language, and was thinking about it in the open sky, when Huang Mengdie suddenly smiled at him and said, "Very good, very talented, it seems that it is indeed a member of the Huo family." ”
Nonsense, do you still need to say this? Lao Tzu is the authentic Huo family, I don't need you to prove whether the physical examination is good or not, you don't have the ability of your junior sister, your junior sister is at least married to Sun Bin's portrait.
What about you? If you marry the portrait of my ancestor Huo Quzhi, you will be a concubine at most, and my ancestor Huo Quzhi already has a formal wife, okay? You are a dead old woman, and you are raised in front of Lao Tzu.
Huo Jun thought so in his heart, but with a smile on his face, he said: "The old ancestor is right, our old Xi should really be the Huo family, even if my mother wants to communicate with others privately, with my father's martial arts, I don't think she dare." ”
Huang Mengdie's face sank suddenly, and said: "Hmph, I think you are indeed your mother's private, communicative, and offspring with others, otherwise how could you be so cunning and not serious at all?"
You bastard donkey Qiuqiu, you really came from the Han Dynasty when Huo Quai's illness came? How do you know that my ancestor Huo Qubing was not a cunning person? You see? Oh, no, no, isn't it even the ancestors who scolded us in this way? Hey, anyway, our ancestor of Lao Xi must be a righteous gentleman, and our Lao Xi inherited the demeanor of a righteous man and a gentleman to save people from fire and water.
Huang Mengdie didn't wait for Huo Jun to reply, and then said: "Bird language is easy to learn, but beast language has to work hard, it can't be learned in a moment, I'll teach you some animal language first......
Huo Jun thought to himself, if you want to learn big animals, what's the point of learning some cats and dogs, at most you can keep them for fun, it won't come in handy, if you learn some tigers and lions, how good it would be to let them be used by me when the time comes.
Huo Jun was about to speak, but suddenly, a few crane cries under the mountain, and as the sound went from far and near, the crane broke through the clouds halfway up the mountain, and flew directly to the top of the cliff.
Huo Jun couldn't care about the danger of the cliff, and hurriedly walked two steps to meet it. But Huang Mengdie didn't move a single step, as steady as Mount Tai, she put her hands behind her back, her eyes narrowed, and looked at the crane quietly.
The white feathers on the crane's back had been dyed red, and the feathers were rather messy, apparently because something had happened to the mountain. The crane's legs were still a little lame, and it limped forward just as Huo Jun stopped in front of it.
The crane didn't even look at Huo Jun, stretched his neck, and cried twice at Huang Mengdie, the scream pierced the sky, looking ethereal and terrifying. This time, Huo Jun heard it clearly, he heard the crane saying: "The master is not good, there is danger under the mountain!"
Huo Jun was stunned for a moment, it turned out that he was so cold that he could understand all the words of the crane, and he was a little uncomfortable, but when he heard what the crane said, he immediately couldn't care about the surprise of learning the bird language just now.
He shifted his body, blocked the crane's way, looked at it, spoke directly to it in bird language, and asked, "What did you say? There is danger down the mountain, what happened, what happened to the girl?"
The crane obviously couldn't believe its ears, it glanced at Huo Jun, and made sure that what he said was indeed bird language, huh? When did this guy speak bird language? It looked at Huang Mengdie again.
Huang Mengdie was still as calm as before, she didn't even blink her eyelids when she saw the appearance of the crane, she said in bird language: "You are dyed with Zheng Yuangui's 'Five Poisons Soul Chasing Red Cloud Sand', it's okay, I have already applied the antidote to you, and the poison can't help you." You're not hurt anywhere else. ”
The crane still wanted to come over, but what was it, Huo Jun had been holding himself back, eager to grab his neck, the crane had reduced his breath a lot at this time, and he no longer had the ability to fly past him.
Huang Mengdie said: "Just say it there, what's going on under the mountain?"
Huo Jun let out a sigh of relief, and he said in bird language: "Oh, it turns out that you were infected with the poison, Lao Tzu thought you were stained with blood, no need to ask, you must have used your wings to cover the poison, and a few people under the mountain were not infected by the poison." ”
The crane seemed to see Huo Jun for the first time, it came to the mountain for the second time, Huo Jun gave it two surprises, the first was that he actually learned bird language, and the second was that he was so smart.
I only heard Huang Mengdie say slowly: "Men are rational animals, women are emotional animals, women will only panic and shout in a panic when their beloved is in danger, and men, when their beloved is in danger, they will calmly consider the solution." ”
(To be continued.) )