Chapter 161: The Great Grandmaster's Virgin Stitching Technique
Zhu Yichen said leisurely: "In the sky, I wish to be a winged bird, and I am willing to be a branch on the ground." The story of the Hall of Eternal Life has long been written into poems, made into dramas, and sung through the ages, what's so ridiculous?"
Yuping calmly responded: "What is the identity of Emperor Tang Ming Li Longji?"
"This still needs to be asked, isn't he the Kaiyuan Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. A sneer crossed the corner of Zhu Yichen's mouth.
"What about Yang Yuhuan?"
"She is naturally the emperor's favorite concubine. β
"Lang is a concubine, very good. Yuping smiled dumbly and said, "But how did I hear that this Yang Yuhuan was once married to Emperor Tang Ming's son, Shouwang Li Mao, so she should be Li Longji's daughter-in-law first, right?"
Zhu Yichen raised his head in a panic, just saw Yuping's slightly mocking gaze, and replied lightly: "What ......is it?"
"Is a man who turns his daughter-in-law into his concubine really so worthy of praise?"
"This is what you want me to ......"
"How do you know? Who told you the results?" asked Yuping.
Zhu Yichen froze and argued: "Isn't all this obvious? If Yang Yuhuan is unwilling, she can choose to refuse. And no one is persecuting her?"
"The question is, does she have a choice?"
"How could it not be?"
"On the seventh day of December in the twenty-fifth year of the Kaiyuan Dynasty, Tang Xuanzong's favorite concubine, that is, Concubine Wu Hui, the mother of Shouwang Li Mao and the mother-in-law of Shouwang Yang Yuhuan, passed away, which is undoubtedly a dangerous signal for them!"
"I know that only a few months ago, Concubine Wu Hui conspired with her son-in-law Yang Wei to create an incident, so that Li Longji demoted his three sons to concubines at the same time, and died in Chengdongyi. Kill three sons in a row in one day, and shake the dynastyβ"
"That's why Concubine Wu Hui died, and there were rumors in the palace that the prince's ghost was asking for his life. Yuping's face turned cold.
Zhu Yichen nodded, sullen: "This Concubine Wu Hui was bent on canonizing her son Shouwang Li Mao as the crown prince before her death, but her career was unfinished and the middle way collapsed!"
Yuping raised her head slowly, and the moonlight shone on her pear-like face, which was as clear as jade: "The struggle between the courts has always been cruel and ruthless. The situation is reversed, and the danger is at stake, in the face of those kings who are eyeing and coveting the crown prince's throne, those princes and ministers who have been defeated or even lost their lives are against the party, and those princes and ministers who are watching the fire from the other side, sowing discord, and taking advantage of the fisherman's profits, whether it is Shouwang Li Mao or Shouwang Yang Yuhuan, what can they do?"
Zhu Yichen was unmoved, and said calmly: "Then this should be a good choice for Yang Yuhuan, that is, to keep the family, his husband, and to accompany the king, sit on the glory, and be favored by three thousand......"
"This kind of shameless thought can only be imagined by a man?"
"Yes, didn't you say before that there is a reason for any kind of bending......"
"This is how you well-read and learned people explain this?" said Yuping, mocking slightly.
Zhu Yichen defended: "Zi said, the Spring and Autumn Period is a ...... for His Holiness"
"Go to ****** Zi and say! It's really a hell of a ghost, the daughter-in-law in the countryside has an affair, and the father and son are still looking at each other. Why is the palace so incorruptible and shameful?"
Zhu Yichen squirmed: "Don't say it so ugly." Concubine Wu Hui died, there was no backer at home, and the tree was a big wind, and the wind would destroy it......"
Yuping asked rhetorically: "You mean that Yang Yuhuan should recommend a pillow mat and send it to the door to play with his father?"
"I didn't say that. β
"But your arguments have made your position clear. If you were to talk about this topic on another occasion with a bunch of men, you would be in a different tone. Yuping smiled coldly.
Zhu Yichen said angrily: "Now let's put down our business and chew on these old saliva, do you think it's interesting?"
Yuping smiled and said: "Isn't this controversy because of you, don't you forget, this is the most beautiful love in the world that you have always flaunted and sung?"
"Maybe it's because you have an extreme personality and see just another side of the matter?" Zhu Yichen didn't bother to say more.
Yuping glanced at him, still with a smile on her face: "The little woman is short-sighted and doesn't dare to be arrogant. Lord Zhu Zhai, you are also a well-educated person, why not listen to what the great sages and Confucians of the past dynasties have to say. Since the Tang Dynasty, those scholars who uphold the holy precepts have begun to avoid and even deliberately tamper with history, did "Song of Long Hatred" say that Yang Guifei is the daughter-in-law of Tang Xuanzong?"
"You're a rubber pillar. β
"Then let's listen to the chiseling of several monumental figures in the Song Dynasty - according to historical records, Yang Yuhuan first saw Shouwang Li Mao in July of the twenty-second year of Tang Kaiyuan, when she was seventeen years old. In November of that year, Tang Xuanzong issued an edict to send Li Linfu and Huangmen Shilang **** Lie under the Shangshu Zhongshu Sect of the Ministry of Households, and set her up as the princess of Shou with the festival......"
"What does that mean?"
In the twenty-fifth year of Kaiyuan, Concubine Wu Hui died of illness, and the Tang Emperor was depressed, so the eunuch Gao Lishi introduced his fellow princess Yang Yuhuan to Li Longji with some complicated psychology. This year, she was twenty-one years old, a mother for the first time, with a plump body and a radiant appearance. β
"Hmm. Zhu Yichen was obviously a little impatient.
Therefore, Yang Guifei's commitment to Tang Xuanzong should be at the end of the twenty-fifth year and the beginning of the twenty-sixth year, when he and Li Mao have already experienced more than three years of married life. and gave birth to two children......"
Zhu Yichen paused and said: "If you want to say something, it's better to hurry up, I don't have time to listen to your idle talk." After the officers and soldiers blockade the island, we won't have much chance of escaping?"
"Don't panic, you've always been a calm person. β
Yuping shook her head, with a mysterious smile on her face: "It's a pity that when we came to the Song Dynasty, our university scholars who were only eight buckets high and rich and five cars were actually poor, and after tedious research from the vast historical books of the car, Yang Guifei's entry into the palace was forcibly advanced by three years, that is, at the end of the twenty-second or early twenty-third year of the Kaiyuan Dynasty, when Yang Yuhuan was a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, and she was still a virgin......"
Zhu Yichen was stunned for a moment, and said in disbelief: "It seems that I really underestimated you." β
"I've loved to wear men's clothes since I was a kid, and I went to school with wild boys. Familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, the history of barnyard officials. β
Yuping raised her mouth and snorted: "After this research, things are seamless and everyone is happy." Although Tang Ming Emperor Li Longji is ****, he accepts his daughter-in-law as a concubine, but fortunately it is not too serious. Yang Yuhuan threw himself into his arms and hugged his father-in-law, who was originally a virgin, and he was forgiving. What is the point of these great sages and scholars working hard just to stitch together a woman's ******? What they are conjugated with is obviously the increasingly broken morality and their own despicable hearts. β
Zhu Yichen couldn't understand it, and couldn't help asking: "Have you been hurt in the past, and there is a shadow in your heart, so you are so cynical?" )